"De Missus"s Ouija boahrd pahrty," said Gladolia, and rolling her eyes she disappeared in the direction of the kitchen.
I must have gone upstairs and dressed and come down again, for I presently found myself standing in the dimly lighted lower hall wearing my second best suit and a fresh shirt and collar. But I have no recollections of the process.
There was a great chattering coming from our little parlor and I went over to the half-opened door and peered through.
The room was full of women--most of them elderly--whom I recognized as belonging to my wife"s Book Club. They were sitting in couples, and between each couple was a Ouija board! The mournful squeak of the legs of the moving triangular things on which they rested their fingers filled the air and mixed in with the conversation. I looked around for the ghost with my heart sunk down to zero. What if Lavinia should see her and go mad before my eyes! And then my wife came and tapped me on the shoulder.
"John," she said in her sweetest voice, and I noticed that her cheeks were very pink and her eyes very bright. My wife is never so pretty as when she"s doing something she knows I disapprove of, "John, dear I know you"ll help us out. Mrs. William Augustus Wainright "phoned at the last moment to say that she couldn"t possibly come, and that leaves poor Laura Hinkle without a partner. Now, John, I know _some_ people can work a Ouija by themselves, but Laura can"t, and she"ll just have a horrible time unless you----"
"Me!" I gasped. "Me! I won"t----" but even as I spoke she had taken my arm, and the next thing I knew I was sitting with the thing on my knees and Miss Laura Hinkle opposite, grinning in my face like a flirtatious crocodile.
"I--I won"t----" I began.
"Now, Mr. Hallock, don"t you be shy." Miss Laura Hinkle leaned forward and shook a bony finger almost under my chin.
"I--I"m not! Only I say I won"t----!"
"No, it"s very easy, really. You just put the tips of your fingers right here beside the tips of my fingers----"
And the first thing I knew she had taken my hands and was coyly holding them in the position desired. She released them presently, and the little board began to slide around in an aimless sort of way. There seemed to be some force tugging it about. I looked at my partner, first with suspicion, and then with a vast relief. If she was doing it, then all that talk about spirits----Oh, I did hope Miss Laura Hinkle was cheating with that board!
"Ouija, dear, won"t you tell us something?" she cooed, and on the instant the thing seemed to take life.
It rushed to the upper left hand corner of the board and hovered with its front leg on the word "Yes." Then it began to fly around so fast that I gave up any attempt to follow it. My companion was bending forward and had started to spell out loud:
""T-r-a-i-t-o-r." Traitor! Why, what does she mean?"
"I don"t know," I said desperately. My collar felt very tight.
"But she must mean something. Ouija, dear, won"t you explain yourself more fully?"
""A-s-k-h-i-m!" Ask him. Ask who, Ouija?"
"I--I"m going." I choked and tried to get up but my fingers seemed stuck to that dreadful board and I dropped back again.
Apparently Miss Hinkle had not heard my protest. The thing was going around faster than ever and she was reading the message silently, with her brow corrugated, and the light of the huntress in her pale blue eyes.
"Why, she says it"s you, Mr. Hallock. What _does_ she mean? Ouija, won"t you tell us who is talking?"
I groaned, but that inexorable board continued to spell. I always did hate a spelling match! Miss Hinkle was again following it aloud:
""H-e-l-e-n." Helen!" She raised her voice until it could be heard at the other end of the room. "Lavinia, dear, do you know anyone by the name of Helen?"
"By the name of----? I can"t hear you." And my wife made her way over to us between the Book Club"s chairs.
"You know the funniest thing has happened," she whispered excitedly.
"Someone had been trying to communicate with John through Mrs. Hunt"s and Mrs. Sprinkle"s Ouija! Someone by the name of Helen----"
"Why, _isn"t_ that curious!"
"What is?"
Miss Hinkle simpered.
"Someone giving the name of Helen has just been calling for your husband here."
"But we don"t know anyone by the name of Helen----"
Lavinia stopped and began to look at me through narrowed lids much as she had done in the library the evening before.
And then from different parts of the room other manipulators began to report. Every plagued one of those five Ouija boards was calling me by name! I felt my ears grow crimson, purple, maroon. My wife was looking at me as though I were some peculiar insect. The squeak of Ouija boards and the murmur of conversation rose louder and louder, and then I felt my face twitch in the spasm of that idiotic grin. I tried to straighten my wretched features into their usual semblance of humanity, I tried and----
"Doesn"t he look sly!" said Miss Hinkle. And then I got up and fled from the room.
I do not know how that party ended. I do not want to know. I went straight upstairs, and undressed and crawled into bed, and lay there in the burning dark while the last guest gurgled in the hall below about the wonderful evening she had spent. I lay there while the front door shut after her, and Lavinia"s steps came up the stairs and--pa.s.sed the door to the guest room beyond. And then after a couple of centuries elapsed the clock struck three and I dozed off to sleep.
At the breakfast table the next morning there was no sign of my wife. I concluded she was sleeping late, but Gladolia, upon being questioned, only shook her head, muttered something, and turned the whites of her eyes up to the ceiling. I was glad when the meal was over and hurried to the library for another try at that story.
I had hardly seated myself at the desk when there came a tap at the door and a white slip of paper slid under it. I unfolded it and read:
"DEAR JOHN,
"I am going back to my grandmother. My lawyer will communicate with you later."
"Oh," I cried. "Oh, I wish I was dead!"
And:
"That"s exactly what you ought to be!" said that horrible voice from the other end of the room.
I sat up abruptly--I had sunk into a chair under the blow of the letter--then I dropped back again and my hair rose in a thick p.r.i.c.kle on the top of my head. Coming majestically across the floor towards me was a highly polished pair of thick laced shoes. I stared at them in a sort of dreadful fascination, and then something about their gait attracted my attention and I recognized them.
"See here," I said sternly. "What do you mean by appearing here like this?"
"_I_ can"t help it," said the voice, which seemed to come from a point about five and a half feet above the shoes. I raised my eyes and presently distinguished her round protruding mouth.
"Why can"t you? A nice way to act, to walk in sections----"
"If you"ll give me time," said the mouth in an exasperated voice, "I a.s.sure you the rest of me will presently arrive."
"But what"s the matter with you? You never acted this way before."
She seemed stung to make a violent effort, for a portion of a fishy eye and the end of her nose popped into view with a suddenness that made me jump.
"It"s all your fault." She glared at me, while part of her hair and her plaid skirt began slowly to take form.
"My fault!"
"Of course. How can you keep a lady up working all night and then expect her to retain all her faculties the next day? I"m just too tired to materialize."