"Ah," he says, "with your help I could do wonders. Now who"ll we begin on?"
"The Rev. Mr. Spiegelnail," says I, "has about all the imagination left in Harmony--of course excepting me."
Robert"s face fell visible. "I have tried him repeated and often," he says, kind of argumentative-like. "All the sign he made was to complain that his wife talked in her sleep."
I wasn"t going to argue--not me. I was all for action, and lost no time in starting. Robert J., he followed me like a dog, up through town to our house, where I went in, leaving him outside so as not to disturb mother. There I got me a hammer and nails with the heavy lead sinker offen my fishnet, and it wasn"t long before the finest tick-tack you ever saw was working against the Spiegelnails" parlor window, with me in a lilac-bush operating the string that kept the weight a-swinging.
Before the house was an open spot where the moon shone full and clear, where Robert J. walked up and down, about two feet off the ground, waving his arms slow-like and making the melancholiest groans. Now I have been to _Uncle Tom"s Cabin_ frequent, but in all my life I never see such acting. Yet what was the consequences? Up went the window above, and the Rev. Mr. Spiegelnail showed out plain in the moonlight.
"Who is there?" he called very stern. You had otter see Robert then. It was like tonic to him. He rose up higher and began to beat his arms most violent and to gurgle tremendous. But the preacher never budged.
"You boys otter be ashamed of yourselves," he says in a severe voice.
"Louder, louder," I calls to Robert J., in answering which he began the most awful contortions.
"You can hear me perfectly plain," says the dominie, now kind of sad-like. "It fills my old heart with sorrow to see that yous all have gone so far astray."
Hearing that, so calm, so distinct, so defiant, made Robert J. stop short and stare. To remind him I gave the weight an extra thump, and it was so loud as to bring forth Mrs. Spiegelnail, her head showing plain as she peered out over the preacher"s shoulder. The poor discouraged ghost took heart, striking his tragicest att.i.tude, one which he told me afterwards was his pride and had been got out of a book. But what was the result?
"Does you hear anyone in the bushes, dear?" inquires Mr. Spiegelnail, c.o.c.king his ears and listening.
"It must be Ossy d.i.n.kle and them bad friends of his," says she, in her sour tone.
Poor Robert! Hearing that, he about gave up hope.
"Don"t I show up good?" he asks in an anxious voice.
"I can see you distinct," says I, very sharp. "You never looked better."
Down went the window--so sudden, so unexpected that I did not know what to make of it. Robert J. thought he did, and over me he came floating, most delighted.
"I must have worked," he said, laughing like he"d die, a-doubling up and holding his sides to keep from splitting. "At last I have showed up distinct; at last I am of some use in the world. You don"t realize what a pleasure it is to know that you are fulfilling your mission and living up to your reputation."
Poor old ghost! He was for talking it all over then and there and settled down on a soft bunch of lilacs, and fell to smoking fog and chattering. It did me good to see him so happy and I was inclined to puff up a bit at my own success in the ha"nting line. But it was not for long. The rattle of keys warned us. The front door flew open and out bounded the Rev. Mr. Spiegelnail, clearing the steps with a jump, and flying over the lawn. All thought of the late Robert J. d.i.n.kle left me then, for I had only a few feet start of my pastor. You see I shouldn"t a-hurried so only I sung ba.s.s in the choir and I doubt if I could have convinced him that I was working in the interests of Science and Truth.
Fleeing was instinct. Gates didn"t matter. They were took on the wing, and down the street I went with the preacher"s hot breath on my neck.
But I beat him. He tired after the first spurt and was soon left behind, so I could double back home to bed.
Robert, he was for giving up entirely.
"I simply won"t work," says he to me, when I met him on the store porch that next night. "A hundred years ago such a bit of ha"nting would have caused the town to be abandoned; to-day it is attributed to natural causes."
"Because," says I, "we left behind such evidences of material manifestations as strings and weights on the parlor window."
"S"pose we work right in the house?" says he, brightening up. "You can hide in the closet and groan while I act."
Now did you ever hear anything innocenter than that? Yet he meant it so well I did not even laugh.
"I"m too fond of my pastor," I says, "to let him catch me in his closet.
A far better spot for our work is the short cut he takes home from church after Wednesday evening meeting. We won"t be so loud, but more dignified, melancholier, and tragic. You overacted last night, Robert,"
I says. "Next time pace up and down like you were deep in thought and sigh gentle. Then if he should see you it would be nice to take his arm and walk home with him."
I think I had the right idea of ha"nting, and had I been able to keep up Robert J. d.i.n.kle"s sperrits and to train him regular I could have aroused the slumbering imagination of Harmony, and brought life to the burying-ground. But he was too easy discouraged. He lacked perseverance.
For if ever Mr. Spiegelnail was on the point of seeing things it was that night as he stepped out of the woods. He had walked slow and meditating till he come opposite where I was. Now I didn"t howl or groan or say anything particular. What I did was to make a noise that wasn"t animal, neither was it human, nor was it regulation ghostly. As I had stated to the late Robert J. d.i.n.kle, what was needed for ha"nting was something new and original. And it certainly ketched Mr.
Spiegelnail"s attention. I see him stop. I see his lantern shake. It appeared like he was going to dive into the bushes for me, but he changed his mind. On he went, quicker, kind as if he wasn"t afraid, yet was, on to the open, where the moon brought out Robert beautiful as he paced slowly up and down, his head bowed like he was studying. Still the preacher never saw him, stepped right through him, in fact. I give the dreadful sound again. That stopped him. He turned, raised the lantern before him, put his hand to his ear, and seemed to be looking intense and listening. Hardly ten feet away stood Robert, all a-trembling with excitement, but the light that showed through him was as steady as a rock, as the dominie watched and listened, so quiet and ca"m. He lowered the lantern, rubbed his hands across his eyes, stepped forward and looked again. The ghost was perfect. As I have stated, he was excited and his sigh shook a little, but he was full of dignity and sadity. He shouldn"t have lost heart so soon. I was sure then that he almost showed up plain to the preacher and he would have grown on Mr. Spiegelnail had he kept on ha"nting him instead of giving in because that one night the pastor walked on to the house fairly cool. He did walk quicker, I know, and he did peer over his shoulder twicet and I did hear the kitchen door bang in a relieved way. But when we consider the stuff that ghosts are made of we hadn"t otter expect them to be heroes. They are too foggy and gauzy to have much perseverance--judging at least from Robert J.
"I simply can"t work any more," says he, when I came up to him, as he sat there in the path, his elbows on his knees, his head on his hands, his eyes studying the ground most mournful.
"But Robert----" I began, thinking to cheer him up.
He didn"t hear; he wouldn"t listen--just faded away.
Had he only held out there is no telling what he might have done in his line. Often, since then, have I thought of him and figgered on his tremendous possibilities. That he had possibilities I am sure. Had I only realized it that last night we went out ha"nting, he never would have got away from me. But the realization came too late. It came in church the very next Sunday, with the usual announcements after the long prayer, as Mr. Spiegelnail was leaning over the pulpit eying the congregation through big smoked gla.s.ses.
Says he in a voice that was full of sadness: "I regret to announce that for the first time in twenty years union services will be held in this town next Sabbath." Setting in the choir, reading my music marks, I heard the preacher"s words and started, for I saw at once that something unusual was happening, or had happened, or was about to happen.
"Unfortunately," said Mr. Spiegelnail, continuing, "I shall have to turn my pulpit over to Brother Spiker of the Baptist Church, for my failing eyesight renders it necessary that I go at once to Philadelphia, to consult an oculist. Some of my dear brethren may think this an unusual step, but I should not desert them without cause. They may think, perhaps, that I am making much ado about nothing and could be treated just as well in Harrisburg. To such let me explain that I am suffering from astigmatism. It is not so much that I cannot see, but that I sees things which I know are not there--a defect in sight which I feel needs the most expert attention. Sunday-school at half-past nine; divine service at eleven. I take for my text "And the old men shall see visions.""
How I did wish the late Robert J. d.i.n.kle could have been in church that morning. It would have so gladdened his heart to hear that he had partly worked, for if he worked partly, then surely, in time, he would have worked complete. For me, I was just wild with excitement, and was so busy thinking of him and how glad he would be, that I didn"t hear the sermon at all, and in planning new ways of ha"nting I forgot to sing in the last anthem. You see, I figgered lively times ahead for Harmony--a general return to the good old times when folks had imagination and had something more in their heads than facts. I had only to get Robert again, and with him working it would not be long till all the old Berrys and Mrs. Klump showed up distinct and plain. But I wasn"t well posted in the weak characters of shades, for I thought, of course, I could find my sperrit friend easy when night came. Yet I didn"t. I set on the store porch shivering till the moon was high up over the ridge. He just wouldn"t come. I called for him soft-like and got no answer. Down to the burying-ground I went and set on his headstone. It was the quietest place you ever see. The clouds was scudding overhead; the wind was sighing among the leaves; and through the trees the moon was gleaming so clear and distinct you could almost read the monnyments. It was just a night when things should have been lively there--a perfect night for ha"nting. I called for Robert. I listened. He never answered. I heard only a bull-frog a-bellering in the pond, a whippoor-will whistling in the grove, and a dog howling at the moon.
THE GHOST OF MISER BRIMPSON
BY EDEN PHILLPOTTS
From _Tales of the Tenements_, by Eden Phillpotts. Published in America by John Lane Company, and in England by John Murray. By permission of the publishers and Eden Phillpotts.
The Ghost of Miser Brimpson
BY EDEN PHILLPOTTS
I
Penniless and proud he was; and that pair don"t draw a man to pleasant places when they be in double harness. There"s only one thing can stop "em if they take the bit between their teeth, and that"s a woman. So there, you might say, lies the text of the tale of Jonathan Drake, of Dunnabridge Farm, a tenement in the Forest of Dartymoor. "Twas Naboth"s vineyard to Duchy, and the greedy thing would have given a very fair price for it, without a doubt; but the Drake folk held their land, and wouldn"t part with it, and boasted a freehold of fifty acres in the very midst of the Forest. They did well, too, and moved with the times, and kept their heads high for more generations than I can call home; and then they comed to what all families, whether gentle or simple, always come to soon or late. And that"s a black sheep for bell-wether. Bad uns there"ll be in every generation of a race; but the trouble begins when a bad un chances to be up top; and if the head of the family is a drunkard, or a spendthrift, or built on too free and flowing a pattern for this work-a-day shop, then the next generation may look out for squalls, as the sailor-men say.
"Twas Jonathan"s grandfather that did the harm at Dunnabridge. He had sport in his blood, on his mother"s side, and "twas horses ran him into trouble. He backed "em, and was ruined; and then his son bred "em, and didn"t do very much better. So, when the pair of "em dropped out of the hunt, and died with their backs to the wall, one after t"other, it looked as if the game was up for them to follow. By good chance, however, Tom Drake had but one child--a boy--the Jonathan as I be telling about; and when his father and grandfather pa.s.sed away, within a year of each other, Dunnabridge was left to Tom"s widow and her son, him then being twenty-two. She was for selling Dunnabridge and getting away from Dartymoor, because the place had used her bad, and she hated the sight of it; but Jonathan, a proud chap even then, got the lawyers to look into the matter, and they told him that "twasn"t vital for Dunnabridge to be sold, though it might ease his pocket, and smooth his future to do so, "specially as Duchy wanted the place rather bad, and had offered the value of it. And Jonathan"s mother was on the side of Duchy, too, and went on her knees to the man to sell; but he wouldn"t.
He had a bee in his bonnet sometimes, and he said that all the Drakes would rise out of their graves to Widecombe churchyard, and haunt his rising up and going down if he were to do such a thing, just to suit his own convenience, and be rid of the place. So he made a plan with the creditors. It figured out that his father and grandfather had owed near a thousand pound between them; and Jonathan actually set himself to pay it off to the last penny. "Twas the labor of years; but by the time he was thirty-three he done it--at what cost of scrimping and s.c.r.e.w.i.n.g, only his mother might have told. She never did tell, however, for she died two year before the last item was paid. Some went as far as to declare that "twas her son"s miserly ways hurried her into her grave; and, for all I know, they may have done so, for "tis certain, in her husband"s life, she had a better time. Tom was the large-hearted, juicy, easy sort, as liked meat on the table, and plenty to wash it down; and he loved Mercy Jane Drake very well; and, when he died, the only thought that troubled him was leaving her; and the last thing he advised his son was to sell Dunnabridge, and take his mother off the Moor down to the "in country" where she"d come from.
But Jonathan was made of different stuff, and "twas rumored by old people that had known the family for several generations that he favored an ancient forefather by name of Brimpson Drake. This bygone man was a miser and the richest of the race. He"d lived in the days when we were at war with France and America, and when Princetown sprang up, and a gert war-prison was built there to cage all the chaps we got on our hands through winning such a lot o" sea battles. And Miser Brimpson was said to have made thousands by helping rich fellows to escape from the prison. Truth and falsehood mixed made up his story as "twas handed down. But one thing appeared to be fairly true about it; which was, that when the miser died, and Dunnabridge went to his cousin, the horseracer, not a penny of his fortune ever came into the sight of living men. So some said "twas all nonsense, and he never had no money at all, but only pretended to it; and others again, declared that he knew too well who"d follow in his shoes at Dunnabridge, and hid his money accordingly, so that no Drake should have it. For he hated his heirs as only a miser can hate "em.
So things stood when Mercy Jane died and Jonathan was left alone. He paid all his relations" debts, and he had his trouble and the honor of being honorable for his pains. Everybody respected him something wonderful; but, all the same, a few of his mother"s friends always did say that "twas a pity he put his dead father"s good name afore his living mother"s life. However, we"m not built in the pattern of our fellow-creatures, and "tis only fools that waste time blaming a man for being himself.
Jonathan went his stern way; and then, in the lonely days after his parent was taken, when he lived at Dunnabridge, with nought but two hinds and a brace of sheep-dogs, "twas suddenly borne in upon his narrow sight that there might be other women still in the world, though his mother had gone out of it. And he also discovered, doubtless, that a home without a woman therein be merely the cruel mockery of what a home should be.
A good few folk watched Jonathan to see what he"d do about it, and no doubt a maiden here and there was interested too; because, though a terrible poor man, he wasn"t bad to look at, though rather hard about the edge of the jaw, and rather short and stern in his manners to human creatures and beasts alike.