An" all dem ghostes sicond de motion, an" dey confabulate out loud erbout dat, an" de noise soun" like de rain-doves goin", "Oo-_oo_-o-o-o!" an" de owls goin", "Whut-_whoo_-o-o-o!" an" de wind goin", "You-_you_-o-o-o!" So dat risolution am pa.s.sed unanermous, an" no mistake.
So de king ob de ghostes, whut name old Skull-an"-Bones, he place" he hand on de head ob li"l" black Mose, an" he hand feel like a wet rag, an" he say":
"Dey ain"t no ghosts."
An" one ob de hairs whut on de head of li"l" black Mose turn" white.
An" de monstrous big ha"nt whut he name b.l.o.o.d.y Bones he lay he hand on de head ob li"l" black Mose, an" he hand feel like a toadstool in de cool ob de day, an" he say":
"Dey ain"t no ghosts."
An" anudder ob de hairs whut on de head ob li"l" black Mose turn" white.
An" a heejus sperit whut he name Moldy Pa"m place" he hand on de head ob li"l" black Mose, an" he hand feel like de yunner side ob a lizard, an"
he say":
"Dey ain"t no ghosts."
An" anudder ob de hairs whut on de head ob li"l" black Mose turn white _as_ snow.
An" a perticklar bend-up hobgoblin he put" he hand on de head ob li"l"
black Mose, an" he mek" dat same _re_mark, an" dat whole convintion ob ghostes an" spicters an" ha"nts an" yiver"thing, which am more "n a millium, pa.s.s by so quick dey-all"s hands feel lak de wind whut blow outen de cellar whin de day am hot, an" dey-all say, "Dey ain"t no ghosts." Yas, sah, dey-all say dem wo"ds so fas" it soun" like de wind whin it moan frough de turkentine-trees whut behind de cider-priss. An"
yivery hair whut on li"l" black Mose"s head turn" white. Dat whut happen" whin a li"l" black boy gwine meet a ghost convintion dat-a-way.
Dat"s so he ain" gwine forgit to remimber dey ain"t no ghostes. "Ca"se ef a li"l" black boy gwine imaginate dey _is_ ghostes, he gwine be skeered in de dark. An" dat a foolish thing for to imaginate.
So prisintly all de ghostes am whiff away, like de fog outen de holler whin de wind blow" on it, an" li"l" black Mose he ain" see no ca"se for to remain in dat locality no longer. He rotch" down, an" he raise" up de pumpkin, an" he perambulate" right quick to he ma"s shack, an" he lift"
up de latch, an" he open" de do", an" he yenter" in. An" he say":
"Yere"s de pumpkin."
An" he ma an" he pa, an" Sally Ann, whut live up de road, an" Mistah Sally Ann, whut her husban", an" Zack Badget, an" de school-teacher whut board at Unc" Silas Diggs"s house, an" all de powerful lot of folks whut come to de doin"s, dey all scrooged back in de cornder ob de shack, "ca"se Zack Badget he been done tell a ghost-tale, an" de rain-doves gwine, "Oo-_oo_-o-o-o!" an" de owls am gwine, "Whut-_whoo_-o-o-o!" and de wind it gwine, "You-_you_-o-o-o!" an" yiver"body powerful skeered.
"Ca"se li"l" black Mose he come" a-fumblin" an" a-rattlin" at de do" jes whin dat ghost-tale mos" skeery, an" yiver"body gwine imaginate dat he a ghost a-fumblin" an" a-rattlin" at de do". Yas, sah. So li"l" black Mose he turn" he white head, an" he look" roun" an" peer" roun", an" he say":
"Whut you all skeered fo"?"
"Ca"se ef anybody skeered, he want" to be skeered too. Dat"s natural.
But de school-teacher, whut live at Unc" Silas Diggs"s house, she say":
"Fo" de lan"s sake, we fought you was a ghost!"
So li"l" black Mose he sort ob sniff an" he sort ob sneer, an" he "low":
"Huh! dey ain"t no ghosts."
Den he ma she powerful took back dat li"l" black Mose he gwine be so uppetish an" contrydict folks whut know "rifmeticks an" algebricks an"
gin"ral countin" widout fingers, like de school-teacher whut board at Unc" Silas Diggs"s house knows, an" she say":
"Huh! whut you know "bout ghosts, anner ways?"
An" li"l" black Mose he jes kinder stan" on one foot, an" he jes kinder suck" he thumb, an" he jes kinder "low":
"I don"t know nuffin" erbout ghosts, "ca"se dey ain"t no ghosts."
So he pa gwine whop him fo" tellin" a fib "bout dey ain" no ghosts whin yiver"body know" dey is ghosts; but de school-teacher, whut board at Unc" Silas Diggs"s house, she tek" note de hair ob li"l" black Mose"s head am plumb white, an" she tek" note li"l" black Mose"s face am de color ob wood-ash, so she jes retch" one arm round dat li"l" black boy, an" she jes snuggle" him up, an" she say":
"Honey lamb, don"t you be skeered; ain" n.o.body gwine hurt you. How you know dey ain"t no ghosts?"
An" li"l" black Mose he kinder lean" up "g"inst de school-teacher whut board at Unc" Silas Diggs"s house, an" he "low":
""Ca"se--"ca"se--"ca"se I met de cap"n ghost, an" I met de gin"ral ghost, an" I met de king ghost, an" I met all de ghostes whut yiver was in de whole worl", an" yivery ghost say" de same thing: "Dey ain"t no ghosts." An" if de cap"n ghost an" de gin"ral ghost an" de king ghost an" all de ghostes in de whole worl" don"t know ef dar am ghostes, who does?"
"Das right; das right, honey lamb," say" de school-teacher. And she say": "I been s"picious dey ain" no ghostes dis long whiles, an" now I know. Ef all de ghostes say dey ain" no ghosts, dey _ain"_ no ghosts."
So yiver"body "low" dat so "cep" Zack Badget, whut been tellin" de ghost-tale, an" he ain" gwine say "Yis" an" he ain" gwine say "No,"
"ca"se he right sweet on de school-teacher; but he know right well he done seen plinty ghostes in he day. So he boun" to be sure fust. So he say" to li"l" black Mose:
""T ain"t likely you met up wid a monstrous big ha"nt whut live" down de lane whut he name b.l.o.o.d.y Bones?"
"Yas," say" li"l" black Mose; "I done met up wid him."
"An" did old b.l.o.o.d.y Bones done tol" you dey ain" no ghosts?" say Zack Badget.
"Yas," say" li"l" black Mose, "he done tell me perzackly dat."
"Well, if _he_ tol" you dey ain"t no ghosts," say" Zack Badget, "I got to "low dey ain"t no ghosts, "ca"se he ain" gwine tell no lie erbout it.
I know dat b.l.o.o.d.y Bones ghost sence I was a piccaninny, an" I done met up wif him a powerful lot o" times, an" he ain"t gwine tell no lie erbout it. Ef dat perticklar ghost say" dey ain"t no ghosts, dey _ain"t_ no ghosts."
So yiver"body say":
"Das right; dey ain" no ghosts."
An" dat mek" li"l" black Mose feel mighty good, "ca"se he ain" lak ghostes. He reckon" he gwine be a heap mo" comfortable in he mind sence he know" dey ain" no ghosts, an" he reckon" he ain" gwine be skeered of nuffin" never no more. He ain" gwine min" de dark, an" he ain" gwine min" de rain-doves whut go", "Oo-_oo_-o-o-o!" an" he ain" gwine min" de owls whut go", "Who-_whoo_-o-o-o!" an" he ain" gwine min" de wind whut go", "You-_you_-o-o-o!" nor nuffin", nohow. He gwine be brave as a lion, sence he know" fo" sure dey ain" no ghosts. So prisintly he ma say":
"Well, time fo" a li"l" black boy whut he name is Mose to be gwine up de ladder to de loft to bed."
An" li"l" black Mose he "low" he gwine wait a bit. He "low" he gwine jes wait a li"l" bit. He "low" he gwine be no trouble _at_ all ef he jes been let wait twell he ma she gwine up de ladder to de loft to bed, too.
So he ma she say":
"Git erlong wid yo"! Whut yo" skeered ob whin dey ain"t no ghosts?"
An" li"l" black Mose he scrooge", and he twist", an" he pucker" up de mouf, an" he rub" he eyes, an" prisintly he say" right low:
"I ain" skeered ob ghosts whut am, "ca"se dey ain" no ghosts."
"Den whut _am_ yo" skeered ob?" ask he ma.
"Nuffin," say" de li"l" black boy whut he name is Mose; "but I jes feel kinder oneasy "bout de ghosts whut ain"t."