"Ah!" he said to himself, "all "purty-well-I-thank-ye!" after what they drank inside! But, wait a bit, Mickey Heffernan...."
The three men went over to where Heffernan"s car was waiting. The boys were gone. The other two men helped Mickey to get his yoke ready. Then he got up, and they shook hands a good many times. Heffernan chucked at the reins and started off.
Hughie was watching, and when he saw how steadily the old mare picked her way down the steep boreen, he began to be afraid he hadn"t hit on such a very fine plan at all. And if Mickey had only had the wit to leave it all to the poor dumb beast, she might have brought him home safe enough.
But nothing would to him, only give a shout and a flourish of the whip, half-way down the hill. The mare started and gave a jump. She was big and awk"ard, much like Mickey himself. Still it was no fault of her that, when she got to the turn, the wheel came off, and rolled away to one side. Down came the car, Mickey fell off, and there he lay, till some people that saw what was going on ran down the hill after him, and got the mare on to her feet, and not a scratch on her.
But poor Mickey! It was easy to see with half an eye that he was badly hurt.
"Someone will have to drive him home, whatever," said Barney, coming up the hill to look for more help, after doing his best to get Mickey to stand up; and sure, how was he to do that, upon a broken leg? "A poor thing it is, too, to see how a thing of the kind could occur so simple!
and a decent man like Heffernan to be nigh hand killed...."
""Deed, and he is a decent man!" said Hughie; "and why wouldn"t he? I"d be a decent man meself if I had the Furry Farm and it stocked...."
"He"s in a poor way now, in any case," said Barney. "I doubt will he ever get over this rightly! That"s apt to be a leg to him all his life!"
"Well, and so, itself!" said Hughie; "haven"t I two of them lame legs?
and who thinks to pity Hughie?"
"It"s another matter altogether, with a man like Mr. Heffernan," said Barney; "what does the like of you miss, by not being able to get about, compared with a man that might spend his time walking a-through his cattle, and looking at his crops growing, every day in the week?"
"To be sure, he could be doing all that!" said Hughie, "but when a thing of this kind happens out so awkward, it"s the will of G.o.d, and the will of man can"t abate that!"
Trinket"s Colt.
_From "Some Experiences of an Irish R.M."_
BY E. OE. SOMERVILLE AND MARTIN ROSS.
It was petty sessions day in Skebawn, a cold, grey day in February. A case of trespa.s.s had dragged its burden of cross-summonses and cross-swearing far into the afternoon, and when I left the bench my head was singing from the bellowings of the attorneys, and the smell of their clients was heavy upon my palate.
The streets still testified to the fact that it was market day, and I evaded with difficulty the sinuous course of carts full of soddenly screwed people, and steered an equally devious one for myself among the groups anch.o.r.ed round the doors of the public-houses. Skebawn possesses, among its legion of public-houses, one establishment which timorously, and almost imperceptibly, proffers tea to the thirsty. I turned in there, as was my custom on court days, and found the little dingy den, known as the Ladies" Coffee Room, in the occupancy of my friend Mr.
Florence McCarthy Knox, who was drinking strong tea and eating buns with serious simplicity. It was a first and quite unexpected glimpse of that domesticity that has now become a marked feature in his character.
"You"re the very man I wanted to see," I said, as I sat down beside him at the oilcloth covered table; "a man I know in England who is not much of a judge of character has asked me to buy him a four-year-old down here, and as I should rather be stuck by a friend than a dealer, I wish you"d take over the job."
Flurry poured himself out another cup of tea, and dropped three lumps of sugar into it in silence.
Finally he said, "There isn"t a four-year-old in this country that I"d be seen dead with at a pig fair."
This was discouraging, from the premier authority on horseflesh in the district.
"But it isn"t six weeks since you told me you had the finest filly in your stables that was ever foaled in the County Cork," I protested; "what"s wrong with her?"
"Oh, is it that filly?" said Mr. Knox, with a lenient smile; "she"s gone these three weeks from me. I swapped her and 6 for a three-year-old Ironmonger colt, and after that I swapped the colt and 19 for that Bandon horse I rode last week at your place, and after that again I sold the Bandon horse for 75 to old Welply, and I had to give him back a couple of sovereigns luck-money. You see, I did pretty well with the filly after all."
"Yes, yes--oh, rather," I a.s.sented, as one dizzily accepts the propositions of a bimetallist; "and you don"t know of anything else----?"
The room in which we were seated was closed from the shop by a door with a muslin-curtained window in it; several of the panes were broken, and at this juncture two voices, that had for some time carried on a discussion, forced themselves upon our attention.
"Begging your pardon for contradicting you, ma"am," said the voice of Mrs. McDonald, proprietress of the tea-shop, and a leading light in Skebawn Dissenting circles, shrilly tremulous with indignation, "if the servants I recommend you won"t stop with you, it"s no fault of mine. If respectable young girls are set picking gra.s.s out of your gravel, in place of their proper work, certainly they will give warning!"
The voice that replied struck me as being a notable one, well-bred and imperious.
"When I take a bare-footed s.l.u.t out of a cabin, I don"t expect her to dictate to me what her duties are!"
Flurry jerked up his chin in a noiseless laugh. "It"s my grandmother!"
he whispered. "I bet you Mrs. McDonald don"t get much change out of her!"
"If I set her to clean the pig-sty I expect her to obey me," continued the voice in accents that would have made me clean forty pig-stys had she desired me to do so.
"Very well, ma"am," retorted Mrs. McDonald, "if that"s the way you treat your servants, you needn"t come here again looking for them. I consider your conduct is neither that of a lady nor a Christian!"
"Don"t you, indeed?" replied Flurry"s grandmother. "Well, your opinion doesn"t greatly distress me, for, to tell you the truth, I don"t think you"re much of a judge."
"Didn"t I tell you she"d score?" murmured Flurry, who was by this time applying his eye to the hole in the muslin curtain. "She"s off," he went on, returning to his tea. "She"s a great character! She"s eighty-three, if she"s a day, and she"s as sound on her legs as a three-year-old! Did you see that old shandrydan of hers in the street a while ago, and a fellow on the box with a red beard on him like Robinson Crusoe? That old mare that was on the near side, Trinket her name is--is mighty near clean bred. I can tell you her foals are worth a bit of money."
I had heard of old Mrs. Knox of Aussolas; indeed, I had seldom dined out in the neighbourhood without hearing some new story of her and her remarkable menage, but it had not yet been my privilege to meet her.
"Well, now," went on Flurry, in his low voice, "I"ll tell you a thing that"s just come into my head. My grandmother promised me a foal of Trinket"s the day I was one-and-twenty, and that"s five years ago, and deuce a one I"ve got from her yet. You never were at Aussolas? No, you were not. Well, I tell you the place there is like a circus with horses.
She has a couple of score of them running wild in the woods, like deer."
"Oh, come," I said, "I"m a bit of a liar myself----"
"Well, she has a dozen of them, anyhow, rattling good colts, too, some of them, but they might as well be donkeys for all the good they are to me or any one. It"s not once in three years she sells one, and there she has them walking after her for bits of sugar, like a lot of dirty lapdogs," ended Flurry with disgust.
"Well, what"s your plan? Do you want me to make her a bid for one of the lapdogs?"
"I was thinking," replied Flurry, with great deliberation, "that my birthday"s this week, and maybe I could work a four-year-old colt of Trinket"s she has out of her in honour of the occasion."
"And sell your grandmother"s birthday present to me?"
"Just that, I suppose," answered Flurry, with a slow wink.
A few days afterwards a letter from Mr. Knox informed me that he had "squared the old lady, and it would be all right about the colt!" He further told me that Mrs. Knox had been good enough to offer me, with him, a day"s snipe shooting on the celebrated Aussolas bogs, and he proposed to drive me there the following Monday, if convenient, to shoot the Aussolas snipe bog when they got the chance. Eight o"clock on the following Monday morning saw Flurry, myself, and a groom packed into a dog-cart, with portmanteaus, gun-cases, and two rampant red setters.
It was a long drive, twelve miles at least, and a very cold one. We pa.s.sed through long tracts of pasture country, filled for Flurry, with memories of runs, which were recorded for me, fence by fence, in every one of which the biggest dog-fox in the country had gone to ground, with not two feet--measured accurately on the handle of the whip--between him and the leading hound; through bogs that imperceptibly melted into lakes, and finally down and down into a valley, where the fir-trees of Aussolas cl.u.s.tered darkly round a glittering lake, and all but hid the grey roofs and pointed gables of Aussolas Castle.
"There"s a nice stretch of a demesne for you," remarked Flurry, pointing downwards with the whip, "and one little old woman holding it all in the heel of her fist. Well able to hold it she is, too, and always was, and she"ll live twenty years yet, if it"s only to spite the whole lot of us, and when all"s said and done, goodness knows how she"ll leave it!"
"It strikes me you were lucky to keep her up to her promise about the colt," said I.
Flurry administered a composing kick to the ceaseless strivings of the red setters under the seat.
"I used to be rather a pet with her," he said, after a pause; "but mind you, I haven"t got him yet, and if she gets any notion I want to sell him I"ll never get him, so say nothing about the business to her."