"Even that girl Feng didn"t call me to my senses," dowager lady Chia smiled again.
"I don"t lay a word to your charge, worthy senior," lady Feng remarked smilingly, "and yet you brand me with reproach!"
This rejoinder amused dowager lady Chia. "This is indeed strange!" she said to all around. "But I"d like to listen to these charges."
"Who told you, dear senior," lady Feng resumed, "to look after your attendants so well, and lavish such care on them as to make them plump and fine as water onions? How ever can you therefore bear people a grudge, if they ask for her hand? I"m, lucky for you, your grandson"s wife; for were I your grandson, I would long ere this have proposed to her. Would I have ever waited up to the present?"
"Is this any fault of mine?" dowager lady Chia laughed.
"Of course, it"s your fault, venerable senior!" lady Feng retorted with a smile.
"Well, in that case, I too don"t want her," old lady Chia proceeded laughing. "Take her away, and have done!"
"Wait until I go through this existence," lady Feng responded, "and, in the life to come, I"ll a.s.sume the form of a man and apply for her hand."
"Take her along," dowager lady Chia laughed, "and give her to Lien-Erh to attach to his apartments; and we"ll see whether that barefaced father-in-law of yours will still wish to have her or not."
"Lien-Erh is not a match for her!" lady Feng added. "He"s only a fit mate for such as myself and P"ing Erh. A pair of loutish b.u.mpkins like us to have anything to do with such a one as herself!"
At this rejoinder, they all exploded into a hearty fit of laughter. But a waiting-maid thereupon announced: "Our senior lady has come." So Madame w.a.n.g immediately quitted the room to go and meet her.
But any further particulars, which you, reader may like to know, will be given in the following chapter; so listen to it.
CHAPTER XLVII.
An idiotic bully tries to be lewd and comes in for a sound thrashing.
A cold-hearted fellow is prompted by a dread of trouble to betake himself to a strange place.
As soon as Madame w.a.n.g, so runs our narrative, heard of Madame Hsing"s arrival, she quickly went out to welcome her. Madame Hsing was not yet aware that dowager lady Chia had learnt everything connected with Yuan Yang"s affair, and she was coming again to see which way the wind blew.
The moment, however, she stepped inside the courtyard-entrance, several matrons promptly explained to her, quite confidentially, that their old mistress had been told all only a few minutes back, and she meant to retrace her steps, (but she saw that) every inmate in the suite of rooms was already conscious of her presence. When she caught sight, besides, of Madame w.a.n.g walking out to meet her she had no option but to enter.
First and foremost, she paid her respects to dowager lady Chia, but old lady Chia did not address her a single remark, so she felt within herself smitten with shame and remorse.
Lady Feng soon gave something or other as an excuse and withdrew. Yuan Yang then returned also quite alone to her chamber to give vent to her resentment; and Mrs. Hsueh, Madame w.a.n.g and the other inmates, one by one, retired in like manner, for fear of putting Madame Hsing out of countenance. Madame Hsing, however, could not muster courage to beat a retreat. Dowager lady Chia noticed that there was no one but themselves in her apartments. "I hear," she remarked, "that you had come to play the part of a go-between for your lord and master! You can very well observe the three obediences and four virtues, but this softness of yours is a work of supererogation! You people have also got now a whole lot of grandchildren and sons. Do you still live in fear and trembling lest he should put his monkey up? Rumour has it that you yet let that disposition of your husband"s run riot!"
Madame Hsing"s whole face got suffused with blushes. "I advised him time and again," she explained, "but he wouldn"t listen to me. How is it, venerable senior, that you don"t yet know that he turns a deaf ear to me? That"s why I had no choice in the matter!"
"Would you go and kill any one," dowager lady Chia asked, "that he might instigate you to? But consider now. Your brother"s wife is naturally a quiet sort of person, and is born with many ailments; but is there anything, whether large or small, that she doesn"t go to the trouble of looking after? And notwithstanding that that daughter-in-law of yours lends her a helping hand, she is daily so busy that she "no sooner puts down the pick than she has to take up the broom." So busy, that I have myself now curtailed a hundred and one things. But whenever there"s anything those two can"t manage, there"s Yuan Yang to come to their a.s.sistance. She is, it"s true, a mere child, but nevertheless very careful; and knows how to concern herself about my affairs a bit; indenting for anything that need be indented, and availing herself of an opportunity to tell them to supply every requisite. Were Yuan Yang not the kind of girl she is, how could those two ladies not neglect a whole or part of those matters, both important as well as unimportant, connected with the inner and outer quarters? Would I not at present have to worry my own mind, instead of leaving things to others? Why, I"d daily have to rack my brain and go and ask them to give me whatever I might need! Of those girls, who"ve come to my quarters and those who"ve gone, there only remains this single one. She"s, besides other respects, somewhat older in years, and has as well a slight conception of my ways of doing things, and of my tastes. In the second place, she has managed to win her mistresses" hearts, for she never tries to extort aught from me, or to dun this lady for clothes or that one for money. Hence it is that beginning from your sister-in-law and daughter-in-law down to the servants in the house, irrespective of old or young, there isn"t a soul, who doesn"t readily believe every single word she says in anything, no matter what it is! Not only do I thus have some one upon whom I can rely, but your young sister-in-law and your daughter-in-law are both as well spared much trouble. With a person such as this by me, should even my daughter-in-law and granddaughter-in-law not have the time to think of anything, I am not left without it; nor am I given occasion to get my temper ruffled. But were she now to go, what kind of creature would they hunt up again to press into my service? Were you even to bring me a person made of real pearls, she"d be of no use; if she doesn"t know how to speak! I was just about to send some one to go and explain to your husband that "I"ve got money in here enough to buy any girl he fancies,"
and to tell him that "he"s at liberty to give for her purchase from eight to ten thousand taels; that, if he has set his heart upon this girl, he can"t however have her; and that by leaving her behind to attend to me, during the few years to come, it will be just the same as if he tried to acquit himself of his filial duties by waiting upon me day and night," so you come at a very opportune moment. Were you therefore to go yourself at once and deliver him my message, it will answer the purpose far better!"
These words over, she called the servants. "Go," she said, "and ask Mrs.
Hsueh, and your young mistresses to come! We were in the middle of a chat full of zest, and how is it they"ve all dispersed?"
The waiting-maids immediately a.s.sented and left to go in search of their mistresses, one and all of whom promptly re-entered her apartments, with the sole exception of Mrs. Hsueh.
"I"ve only now returned," she observed to the waiting-maid, "and what shall I go again for? Just tell her that I"m fast asleep!"
"Dearest Mrs. Hsueh!" the waiting-maid pleaded, "my worthy senior! our old mistress will get angry. If you, venerable lady, don"t appear nothing will appease her; so do it for the love of us! Should you object to walking, why I"m quite ready to carry you on my back."
"You little imp!" Mrs. Hsueh laughed. "What are you afraid of? All she"ll do will be to scold you a little; and it will all be over soon!"
While replying, she felt that she had no course but to retrace her footsteps, in company with the waiting-maid.
Dowager lady Chia at once motioned her into a seat. "Let"s have a game of cards!" she then smilingly proposed. "You, Mrs. Hsueh, are not a good hand at them; so let"s sit together, and see that lady Feng doesn"t cheat us!"
"Quite so," laughed Mrs. Hsueh. "But it will be well if your venerable ladyship would look over my hand a bit! Are we four ladies to play, or are we to add one or two more persons to our number?"
"Naturally only four!" Madame w.a.n.g smiled.
"Were one more player let in," lady Feng interposed, "it would be merrier!"
"Call Yuan Yang here," old lady Chia suggested, "and make her take this lower seat; for as Mrs. Hsueh"s eyesight is rather dim, we"ll charge her to look over our two hands a bit."
"You girls know how to read and write," lady Feng remarked with a smile, addressing herself to T"an Ch"un, "and why don"t you learn fortune-telling?"
"This is again strange!" T"an Ch"un exclaimed. "Instead of bracing up your energies now to rook some money out of our venerable senior, you turn your thoughts to fortune-telling!"
"I was just wishing to consult the fates," lady Feng proceeded, "as to how much I shall lose to-day. Can I ever dream of winning? Why, look here. We haven"t commenced playing, and they have placed themselves in ambush on the left and right."
This remark amused dowager lady Chia and Mrs. Hsueh. But presently Yuan Yang arrived, and seated herself below her old mistress. After Yuan Yang sat lady Feng. The red cloth was then spread; the cards were shuffled; the dealer was decided upon and the quintet began to play. After the game had gone on for a time, Yuan Yang noticed that dowager lady Chia had a full hand and was only waiting for one two-spotted card, and she made a secret sign to lady Feng. Lady Feng was about to lead, but purposely lingered for a few moments. "This card will, for a certainty, be s.n.a.t.c.hed by Mrs. Hsueh," she smiled, "yet if I don"t play this one, I won"t be able later to come out with what I want."
"I haven"t got any cards you want in my hand," Mrs. Hsueh remarked.
"I mean to see by and bye," lady Feng resumed.
"You"re at liberty to see," Mrs. Hsueh said. "But go on, play now! Let me look what card it is."
Lady Feng threw the card in front of Mrs. Hsueh. At a glance, Mrs. Hsueh perceived that it was the two spot. "I don"t fancy this card," she smiled. "What I fear is that our dear senior will get a full hand."
"I"ve played wrong!" lady Feng laughingly exclaimed at these words.
Dowager lady Chia laughed, and throwing down her cards, "If you dare,"
she shouted, "take it back! Who told you to play the wrong card?"
"Didn"t I want to have my fortune told?" lady Feng observed. "I played this card of my own accord, so there"s no one with whom I can find fault."
"You should then beat your own lips and punish your own self; it"s only fair;" old lady Chia remarked. Then facing Mrs. Hsueh, "I"m not a n.i.g.g.ard, fond of winning money," she went on to say, "but it was my good luck!"
"Don"t we too think as much?" Mrs. Hsueh smiled. "Who"s there stupid enough to say that your venerable ladyship"s heart is set upon money?"
Lady Feng was busy counting the cash, but catching what was said, she restrung them without delay. "I"ve got my share," she said, laughingly to the company. "It isn"t at all that you wish to win. It"s your good luck that made you come out a winner! But as for me, I am really a mean creature; and, as I managed to lose, I count the money and put it away at once."
Dowager lady Chia usually made Yuan Yang shuffle the cards for her, but being engaged in chatting and joking with Mrs. Hsueh, she did not notice Yuan Yang take them in hand. "Why is it you"re so huffed," old lady Chia asked, "that you don"t even shuffle for me?"
"Lady Feng won"t let me have the money!" Yuan Yang replied, picking up the cards.