Chapter 357: I Know You Just Want to Tease Me (1)
Translator: Guy Gone Bad
Yin Jinye patted his a.s.s, motioning him to say it.
“My disappearance at that time should be related to the jade pendant Bai Yunchen gave me.” Rong Yi then told him that Bai Yunchen gave him a jade pendant the last time he saw him, “The red light should be out of the jade pendant, which protected our souls and spirits, and also sent me to a safe place.”
“Where did it take you to? Why does it take three years to come back?” Yin Jinye sent people to look for him all through the six prefectures, as long as there was a bit news about Rong Yi, he would send people to check, but just did not find any clue.
“It should start from who I am.” Rong Yi looked at him seriously, “Actually I don’t belong here, to be more exact, I am not a person of this world.”
Yin Jinye gently knitted his brows, “Not a person of this world?”
“I come from the future world…”
Yin Jinye was surprised, at the same time, probably he could guess the cause and effect, suddenly tightened his arms, “Did Bai Yunchen’s jade pendant send you back to your world?”
“Yes. Three minutes in my world is equal to three months in yours. I say three minutes, which is about burning half a pillar of incense’s time. So I was sent back to my world and stayed there for half an hour, and it’s three years here.”
Yin Jinye, “…”
No wonder he sent out so many people and still could not find Rong Yi.
Rong Yi asked, “Have you found Bai Yunchen now?”
“No, will you go back to your world again?”
Rong Yi knitted his eyebrow, “I also don’t know, at that time I saw your picture and suddenly transmigrated here.”
“You saw my picture?”
“Yes, my second brother’s friend got your picture from somewhere, and I took a look at it and have transmigrated into Rong Yi’s body.” Rong Yi smiled and kissed him on the lips and said, “You little goblin, tell me, is it that you have already fallen for me, so you conjured my souls and spirits here to give birth for you?”
Yin Jinye smiled faintly, “if I have that ability, I wouldn’t have let you go back.”
Rong Yi felt a bit guilty, “In fact, the reason I tried to approach you at first is to let you send me back.”
“Oh?” Yin Jinye narrowed his eyes.
Rong Yi hurriedly embraced him, “But now even if you want to drive me away, I will never leave, except that I got sent back without my own control.”
Yin Jinye asked, “You mean it’s possible that you will disappear some day again?”
“I don’t know. I’m just worried about being sent away suddenly like before. Let’s talk something else. Anyway, I will never leave you. Oh right, my second elder brother gave me a pile of photo alb.u.ms, asking me to introduce them to you.” Rong Yi took out a pack of photo alb.u.ms. On them were photos of Rong Yi’s at each age, “My second brother is so thoughtful that he even labeled my photos by my age.”
He picked up his photo alb.u.m the day he was born and opened it. Each photo had a note on it. He pointed to the baby in the first photo and said, “This is a photo I just…from my mother…Uh…you know…My mother means my mom. When I came out of her body…”
Yin Jinye turned over and lay p.r.o.ne with him to look at the alb.u.m. When he saw a little baby, corners of the mouth curved, “Really ugly.”
Rong Yi glared at him, “Are you detesting me?”
“But become very handsome now.” Yin Jinye kissed on his face.
Rong Yi smiled with satisfaction.
Yin Jinye pointed to the small baby wearing split pants, “Do all children in your world wear split pants?”
Rong Yi saw the appearance when he wore split pants and exposed his little p.e.n.i.s, hurriedly covered it, “You can’t see it.”
Yin Jinye chuckled, “I even touched it. Why can’t I see it?”
Rong Yi refuted him, “I am afraid that you’d think it was too small when I was little.”
Yin Jinye said with a smile, “Still not very big now.”
Rong Yi said grumpily, “Yin Jinye, don’t push me!”
Yin Jinye continued teasing him, “So what would you do to me?”
“I will grind your little brother into a needle, till it is smaller than mine.”
Yin Jinye could no longer take it and laughed out. So lucky that this guy came back, otherwise his world would always be gray.
“I will save these photos of my childhood for later and introduce my family to you first.” Rong Yi picked up the latest photo alb.u.m, opened it and pointed to two men who looked very similar to him, saying, “The one on the left is my father, and the one on the right is my eldest brother. Although my eldest brother is not as talented as I am in cultivation, he is very smart. Sometimes, my ancestors would ask my eldest brother for advice on things that they could not solve.”
Jin Jinye could tell Rong Jin is a wise man through his eyes, “You look like your big brother and your father.”
“Yes, my second brother and my younger brothers and sister are like my mother. My mother is pretty.” Rong Yi pointed to a beautiful young woman dressed in fas.h.i.+on clothes, “It’s my mother, isn’t she very beautiful?”
Yin Jinye nodded, point to a young man that stood beside his mom and asked, “Your second elder brother?”
“Yes, my second brother likes to learn make-up from women just like Rong Yi. In fact, in my eyes, I think he look better when wearing no makeup.”