Chapter 314 - Wind and Eggs CoolThey had already run past the third lap. In the second flight, Xiang Yun was still running side by side with Dong Lin, who was already sweating profusely.
At this moment, Jiang Shan"s large head had already pierced through the crowd and was staring darkly at Xiang Yun"s back, despite the fact that there were only four or five people behind them."Hehe, you stinking brat, I will make you run around naked later!"
The Earth Web barricade they were about to pa.s.s through was actually four sides supported by wooden stakes. The top of the barricade was formed by an iron wire and there was a reverse hook underneath it. Therefore, when the group was about to pa.s.s through, they had to crawl, or else they would be caught by iron hooks and their clothes would be torn.
Both of them lowered their bodies and began crawling forward. Behind them, the two recruits who were originally following behind them were just about to follow them and bend down as well when they were suddenly grabbed by the shoulders and pushed aside by someone!"Get out of the way!"
A domineering growl came from behind them, causing the two of them to look at the man in anger. When they turned around, they saw Jiang Shan. Their faces immediately paled and they no longer dared to speak anymore.
Jiang Shan ignored the two as he climbed into the net, quickly chasing after Xiang Yun and Dong Lin. After crawling for about half the distance, Jiang Shan arrived behind Xiang Yun.
Looking at the belt at Xiang Yun"s waist, Jiang Shan could not help but let out a wicked smile. He abruptly accelerated, arriving at Xiang Yun"s heels and reaching out with his large hand to grab Xiang Yun"s belt.
He wanted to hook Xiang Yun"s belt onto the metal hook above him. With just a crawl, Xiang Yun would be able to pull Xiang Yun"s pants off, and then he would be able to throw Xiang Yun"s pants to the back. When that happened, Xiang Yun would have no choice but to run around naked.
However, just as Jiang Shan was grinning with glee and laughing, before he could reach Xiang Yun"s belt, the tip of Xiang Yun"s foot suddenly brushed against the ground, and he abruptly stomped on the ground to borrow force!"Rustle, rustle!"
The soles of his shoes and the sand fiercely rubbed against each other. In an instant, a wave of sand was sent towards Jiang Shan!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
When Jiang Shan saw Xiang Yun suddenly increase his speed and empty his hands, he immediately gaped in shock. The next moment, Jiang Shan"s eyes, nose, and mouth were already filled with sand!"Ah pei pei pei!"
Jiang Shan let out a strange cry and hurriedly retracted his head. He bent his body and spat out the sand in his mouth as he used his hands to slap the sand on his face. He was in an extremely sorry state."Brother Jiang, are you alright? What happened?" At this moment, Xiang Yun turned around and looked at Jiang Shan with a puzzled expression.
"Pah pah!" Jiang Shan was infuriated and almost lost his temper on the spot.
"Brother Jiang, here, let me give you a hand. It"s too narrow inside. Come out and clean it up." However, Xiang Yun extended a hand out in a kind manner, gesturing for Jiang Shan to give him a hand.Jiang Shan still could not quite open his eyes. When he heard the urging voices behind him, he hesitated for a moment and thought, Let"s go out first, then reached out and grabbed Xiang Yun"s hand.
In the next moment, Xiang Yun exerted force through his palm and pulled Jiang Shan outwards!
"Rip!"
Jiang Shan instantly realized that something was wrong. Why was his pants sliding down?!"Aiya, my pants, stop pulling, my pants are hooked!"
"Brother Jiang, what did you say? You want me to pull it with force?" "Alright!"
"Alright!" Xiang Yun replied, then pulled with all his strength!
"Chi la!"
With a clear ripping sound, Jiang Shan felt his b.u.t.t turn cold as the cold wind from the north blew in!It turned out that when he was trying to clean up the dust, he accidentally put his b.u.t.t up too high and hung his belt.
Now that he had been pulled by Xiang Yun, even his shorts had been ripped off.
"Aiya, my pants, my pants!"
Jiang Shan shouted anxiously, but Xiang Yun, who was in front of him, acted as if he hadn"t heard. He quickly pulled Jiang Shan out!
"Alright, Brother Jiang. We"re out. You don"t have to thank me. It"s just a small matter." As Xiang Yun spoke, he turned and ran away, not caring about Jiang Shan"s expression or Dong Lin"s.
"I …" Jiang Shan stood rooted to the spot with a blank look on his face. The expression on his face was indescribably marvelous. His body was trembling slightly, and he was unable to say a single word.
At this moment, Jiang Shan finally experienced what it meant to be "a country b.u.mpkin who has experienced the rain and the sea of flowers" and "the wind blows his crotch, but his b.a.l.l.s are cold".
Not far away from the field, seeing Jiang Shan half naked as he dashed forward, he stood still on the spot. Because he had been standing too far away and had not seen it clearly, Xiang Yun had his pants ripped off, thinking that his plan had succeeded.
Zhou Donghai and Xue Jie immediately burst out in laughter, especially Zhou Donghai. He immediately stopped on the spot and bent over while pointing and shouting."Look over there! There"s someone running naked!" As Zhou Donghai shouted out, everyone turned to look at him.
"Aiya, what the h.e.l.l! There"s really someone running around naked, isn"t he too shameless? He"s actually running around naked on the field, is he a pervert!?"
"Holy sh * t, they"re really running naked!"
"Haha, this person is truly a wonder of the world. He doesn"t wear pants in the middle of winter, so he just runs naked!"
Zhou Donghai laughed heartily as if he was laughing to his heart"s content. At the same time, he thought to himself, "Even without me doing anything, Wei Xiaobao you brat, you"ve been beaten to the point of being too embarra.s.sed to meet anyone. Let"s see just how you will oppose us in the future!"
However, he had only been complacent for a few seconds when someone behind him suddenly shouted, "Hey, move aside, move aside. Let me see, who"s running naked?"
As Zhou Donghai heard this voice, he was suddenly stunned. Why did this sound so familiar?
In the next moment, Xiang Yun squeezed his way through the crowd like a busybody and arrived beside Zhou Donghai, scaring Zhou Donghai into a jump. He turned his head to look at Xiang Yun, then looked at the half-naked figure in the distance."You!"
Xiang Yun looked at the distant figure and cried out in surprise, "Aiya, aren"t you the brothers Jiang Shan, why are you running naked? Brother Zhou, you didn"t have enough fun jumping into the bathtub yesterday, and now you"re running naked again! Your Third Young Master of the Eastern Region is really amazing!"
Xiang Yun gave Zhou Donghai a big thumbs up, his eyes filled with admiration!
"Puchi!"
The surrounding crowd could not hold it in and burst into laughter. All of them gave a thumbs up!"Aiyo, brother, you"re so awesome. Your brother is already running naked, why don"t you do it too?"
"Exactly, give us a sample and intimidate Battalion Commander Hong on the way. Let him know that there are powerful people in our army as well!"
As Zhou Donghai heard the discussion going on around him, his entire face turned white and green, green and white, and he felt as if he were about to vomit blood!
"d.a.m.n you, Jiang Shan, you stupid pig! I told you to take off that kid"s pants, but you actually ran off on your own!" Zhou Donghai gritted his teeth and cursed in his heart!Immediately, his gaze shifted to Xiang Yun, who had already turned and continued running, his eyes filled with venom, "Stinky brat, don"t get c.o.c.ky too early. You think we don"t have any backup? Let"s see how you"ll make a fool of yourself later!"
At that moment, Zhou Donghai also turned around and started to run. He quickly met up with Xue Jie and told him what had happened. Xue Jie was so angry that his teeth were itching. He never thought that he would also fail like this.
"Ok, number two, let"s go and kill this little b.a.s.t.a.r.d!"
"Alright!"
The two of them agreed that Xue Jie would stay in the first tier.As for Zhou Donghai, he had arrived at the second tier. The two of them, one in front of the other, had faintly caught Xiang Yun and Dong Lin in the middle of the crowd.
At this moment, Dong Lin"s stamina had already started to drop. He slowed down a lot and the two of them were already in the middle of the second tier. At the same time, they were about to reach another barricade, the "Solitary Wood Pile"!It was a huge tree stump that was at least forty to fifty meters long. The two ends and the center were respectively placed on top of three huge rocks, and below it was a muddy beach, which was completely filled with black mud. It was ugly and dirty, and when a few people had pa.s.sed by the wooden pile earlier, they accidentally fell down, directly throwing up in disgust.
"Ugh …"
Xiang Yun and Dong Lin also saw that they had arrived in front of the wooden pillar. Xiang Yun was still looking forward with a calm expression, but his spiritual will was secretly scanning the surroundings.
He clearly saw that Xue Jie, who was in the first tier, was slowing down on purpose as he gradually arrived at the end of the first tier. Meanwhile, Zhou Donghai, who was at the end of the second tier, had once again secretly accelerated behind them.
It was clear that they were plotting something. Xiang Yun looked at the wooden bridge in front of him and immediately understood. A cold smile appeared on his face, barely noticeable. In the next moment, he suddenly grabbed onto Dong Lin, increased his speed, and charged onto the wooden bridge!
Zhou Donghai, who was behind them, was startled. He quickly pushed everyone aside, and with a leap, he followed the two of them onto a small bridge.
Xue Jie, who was already standing on the bridge, glanced behind him and saw Xiang Yun. His footsteps paused as his body moved to the side. With a twist, he was pushed away from the others and was actually pushed back on the bridge as if he was treading on flat ground!
Xue Jie"s figure was graceful and his face wore a cold smile. The Lone Wood Stance was already a trick he had played to his death. Others might be cautious with this move, but he was still able to walk on flat ground.As he turned and charged forward, his figure had already appeared in the middle of the bridge. Behind him was none other than Xiang Yun and Dong Lin, one in front of the other as they walked up the bridge.
Dong Lin finally realized something was wrong. When he looked around, his expression changed!
"Brother Wei, it"s them!"
"Don"t be afraid, just go!" Xiang Yun patted Dong Lin"s shoulder as she spoke indifferently.
"How can we leave like this?"
Dong Lin"s heart was filled with fear. Xue Jie and Zhou Donghai were both not weak Cloud martial artists, and they were like wolves before tigers on a wooden bridge. Unless they fainted, how could they make it through?
However, Xiang Yun pressed his hand against Dong Lin"s back. He could feel a tremendous force pressing down on him, and could not resist as he continued onward.Seeing Xiang Yun still dare to walk forward, Xue Jie and Zhou Donghai looked at each other and sneered at the same time!
In the next moment, Zhou Donghai suddenly accelerated like a hungry tiger pouncing on its prey. At the same time, Xue Jie suddenly turned around and also rushed towards the two of them.
The two of them actually charged towards Xiang Yun and Dong Lin at the same time, shocking the soldiers on both ends of the wooden stake into crying out in alarm.
"What are they doing!?"
"G.o.d not only do these things on the wooden stake, do they want to fall down?"
"Aiya, the two people in the middle are in danger!"
"…"
Everyone cried out in alarm, but Dong Lin and Xiang Yun continued forward without stopping. Xue Jie and Zhou Donghai also instantly appeared in front of the two of them.
After the two of them looked at each other, they suddenly made an extremely bold move. Both of them leaned forward, both hands supporting the ground. As they lowered their bodies, a beautiful saddle horse was used, along with a sweeping kick!
"You can leave now!"
Both of them wore vicious expressions as they shouted proudly. It was as if they had already seen the scene of Xiang Yun falling head first into the stinking mud flats.