Chapter 34
Pretending to Be a Ghost to Scare People!
There were many seemingly scary applications of fantasy secret skills.
[Spirit Body Searching Machine, can scan the spirit bodies in the range of settings and indicate the strength of the spirit body’s energy and the type of spirit body it belongs to. Costs 20,000 gold coins.]
[Mysterious Text Cracker, can automatically crack any text that belongs to the mysterious energy system and a.n.a.lyze the meaning, translating it into words that the user can recognize.]
[Treasure Map Index, contains picture text information of 880,000 natural treasures, including the possible location, environment, effects, usage, and storage method. The download price is 50,000 gold coins.]
[Common Magic Arrays Introduction, introduce general knowledge of magic arrays, the principle and construction of simple arrays, entry-level knowledge, download price 100,000 gold coins.]
[Elemental Shield Generator, can mobilize spatial free elemental energy to form different types of shields. The defense strength can be adjusted according to the output range. The download price is 450,000 gold coins.]
Tang Zhen closed his eyes in pain. He wanted to download every app here!
After thinking for a while, Tang Zhen finally spent 500,000 yuan to upgrade the miniature storage s.p.a.ce to a level-one storage s.p.a.ce.
[Level-one storage s.p.a.ce, storage s.p.a.ce is five cubic meters. The internal s.p.a.ce shape can be adjusted. Download price: 500,000 gold coins]
After upgrading the storage s.p.a.ce, Tang Zhen’s 950,000 gold coins were basically all spent!
Tang Zhen was very open-minded about this. After all, he had once suffered the pain of lack of money, so he had a rational att.i.tude of both love and hate for money.
He could just earn more of it after spending it all.
He had obtained many good things from the Zombie Lord. In addition, he had downloaded many advanced technology applications from the application store. Tang Zhen’s current battle power could be said to be off the charts!
However, when he thought about how he would have to face that terrifying Zombie Lord directly after teleporting back and bearing its anger, Tang Zhen’s lofty aspirations that had just risen withered.
No, he had to think of a way!
But when he thought of the terrifying strength of the lord-level monster, Tang Zhen rubbed his head with a headache.
Just as Tang Zhen was feeling worried, his super hearing made him suddenly hear someone standing at his door, talking softly.
Listening carefully, the content of the conversation was actually about him.
“Is it here?”
“That’s right, Boss. This is his house.”
“Well, the door is locked. He might not be here, or he might be hiding inside. Little Wu, jump in with Little w.a.n.g to take a look.”
“No way, Captain Sun. This wall is filled with gla.s.s wedges. How are we supposed to jump over it!?”
“Cut the c.r.a.p. It’ll be fine after you put this cushion on it. Hurry up and work…”
a.n.a.lyzing the content of the other party’s conversation, Tang Zhen couldn’t help but sneer. It looked like the other party had already come looking for him.
He didn’t provoke anyone, but others came to provoke him. In the end, he was the one who was unlucky. If he had encountered such a thing in the past, Tang Zhen would definitely charge forward in anger and demand an explanation.
However, the current Tang Zhen was different from before. He couldn’t be bothered with such things.
After walking out gently and closing the door, Tang Zhen activated the Quantum Invisibility Screen. He quietly found a place by the wall and stood there, staring at the wall like he was watching a show.
Soon, on the red brick wall, a short-haired young man popped his head out. After glancing at the situation in the courtyard, he climbed up the wall and prepared to jump down.
Tang Zhen suddenly felt like being playful. He estimated where the other party would land and quickly picked up a bucket full of acc.u.mulated rainwater and moved it there.
“Aiyo, what the h.e.l.l!”
The young man in the air watched helplessly as the bucket suddenly appeared and he sat on it.
“What’s wrong?”
As the young man screamed, two more men immediately rushed up from the wall. They glanced at the situation in the courtyard nervously. One of them was actually holding a pistol.
However, when they saw the situation in the courtyard clearly, the older man couldn’t help but curse. “I say, why can’t you do anything right? How did you manage to fall into a bucket just by jumping over a wall? Moreover, you’re screaming like you’re a pig being slaughtered. I thought you had been stabbed!”
The other young man couldn’t help but laugh. He pointed at the young man who was covering his b.u.t.t in the courtyard and was drenched all over. He laughed and said, “Haha, that’s what you get for jerking off all day. Now you have poor eyesight! In such a big empty s.p.a.ce, you actually managed to fall onto a bucket. You’re so blind!”
The young man holding his b.u.t.t had a bitter expression. He thought to himself that when he jumped down just now, he didn’t see the bucket at all, alright? But suddenly, this bucket appeared. What the h.e.l.l!
The older Captain Sun was also a little speechless as he looked at the two new brats. He coughed lightly and pointed at the door. “Alright, Little Wu, hurry up and enter the room to take a look. Little w.a.n.g, you go in too.”
The young man called Little w.a.n.g agreed. He climbed up the wall with a smile and jumped down.
However, before Little w.a.n.g could land, Captain Sun and Little Wu heard a tearing sound.
The three of them were stunned at the same time. Then, they saw Little Wu, who was covering his b.u.t.t, turn around and look at the confused Little w.a.n.g in a daze. Then, he laughed out loud and pointed at Little w.a.n.g. “Haha… You… were laughing at me, but look at you now… I, your… flower-patterned boxers are… all exposed!”
“Hahaha…”
In the end, Little Wu almost rolled on the ground laughing.
Captain Sun was speechless.
Little w.a.n.g, who felt a chill down his spine, couldn’t help but look down. His face immediately turned red.
His pants had already been completely torn open, and the little underwear revealed looked extremely enchanting.
“d.a.m.n, this is so humiliating…”
Little w.a.n.g wailed in his heart. d.a.m.n it, how did this happen? He was just jumping off a low wall, why did he end up tearing open his pants?
He quickly tightened his pants and looked at Captain Sun and Little Wu, who was already laughing.
As the culprit behind the tear in Little w.a.n.g’s pants, Tang Zhen also had a hard time holding in his laughter.
Captain Sun was a little helpless. He could only jump in himself.
“Look at the two of you. What else can you do? Train well when you go back. With such a big commotion, even the dead will be woken up. If the suspect has a weapon and tries to resist, you’ll suffer.”
As Captain Sun lectured, he reached out to open the door. Just as his finger touched the door, the door suddenly bounced towards his face like lightning.
Captain Sun was shocked. With the agility trained by his many years in the police world, he barely dodged the door and reflexively pulled out his pistol.
“Whoever’s inside, listen, I’m…”
Before Captain Sun could finish speaking, he felt his b.u.t.t being kicked fiercely and he plunged into the room.
“Who… Who kicked me?”
In the blink of an eye, Captain Sun, who had already seen the situation in the room, walked out of the room aggressively and roared at Little w.a.n.g and Little Wu.
“No… It wasn’t me!”
“It wasn’t me either.”
Little w.a.n.g and Little Wu hurriedly said. They didn’t want Captain Sun’s anger to descend on them.
Although Captain Sun was usually quite easy to talk to, the elders in the team knew that this master was like an active volcano. When he erupted, it was simply world-shaking!
However, as they explained, their eyes were filled with confusion.
Because they had clearly seen it just now. Before Captain Sun, who had taken out his gun, could finish speaking, he seemed to have been kicked from behind and fell on his face.
Captain Sun was furious. He pointed at the two of them and cursed, “There are only the three of us in this courtyard. It’s not you, nor is it you. Could it be a freaking ghost!”
“Do you think it’s possible for a ghost to appear in broad daylight?!”
Captain Sun had an angry expression. This was too ridiculous. He had to teach these two guys a lesson later, or else they would turn the world upside down!
“You two… Uh…”
Before Captain Sun could finish speaking this time, he saw Little w.a.n.g and Little Wu looking at the shadow in the corner in horror. Their faces were pale.
Captain Sun turned around in confusion and his scalp immediately exploded.
In the shadow of the corner filled with moss and junk, there was a person wearing a strange black robe but without a head jumping on the spot.
That person seemed to be unaffected by gravity. With a light tap of his toes, he jumped nearly two meters straight up. Then, he slowly landed and jumped up again.
“A ghost!”
The three men shouted at the same time. The headless figure seemed to be shocked and disappeared without a trace before it landed.
“d.a.m.n, this place is simply haunted!”
This time, it was Captain Sun who spoke. He took a big stride forward and jumped onto the wall with extremely agile movements. Then, he jumped out without hesitation.
Little w.a.n.g and Little Wu were so scared that their hands and feet went limp. They didn’t care if their b.u.t.tocks hurt or not or if their pants were torn open. They cried for a long time before crawling out in a sorry state.
Then, there was a hurried car roar that quickly disappeared.
In the corner, Tang Zhen removed the Quantum Invisibility Screen. He was wearing the leather armor cloak and walked out with a sly smile.