Chapter 538: 11.64 First Green Star - Punishment World: "h.e.l.l" (30)
BAM. BAM. BAM. BAM.
"Ah!! You stupid couple! Run!!!"
Some players in front of them couldn"t help but curse and yell at Hei Anjing and Ye Xiajie who were acting as if they weren"t in danger at all. But there are also some good players that despite cussing at them for being a stupid couple still warned them.
But Hei Anjing reacted differently than what they had expected. Hei Anjing like a child throwing tantrum threw the bowl of ice cream at the man who called them a stupid couple. With a p.i.s.sed expression on his face, he grabs the man"s collar and shakes him like he is weightless rendering everyone else speechless.
Hei Anjing said, "b.a.s.t.a.r.d! Who the h.e.l.l are you calling a stupid couple hah!!?"
"Wait, don"t shake me, I feel unwell. Urk~"
"Trying to escape huh! I dare you to say that one more time!!! Come one saying it again!" said Hei Anjing, still shaking the man in his hands.
Some players who were close to the man tried to separate the two but the slender hands holding onto the man were so strong that even if a few men tried to pry it open they couldn"t do so even with numbers. Ye Xiajie on the other hand felt uncomfortable seeing his wife surrounded by men and felt extremely jealous at the sight. Though his jealousy is out of place, he couldn"t control his anger.
But everyone had forgotten about the mountains incoming to fall on them. Some players who were watching the show on the sideline only remembered when they heard the sound of loud pounding near their location.
BAM. BAM. BAM. BAM.
"Ah~ don"t fight anymore! It"s coming!!!"
"Let go already! The falling mountains are coming!!!"
"Someone dragged those two...!!"
"We need to run!!!"
The other still tried to free the man in Hei Anjing"s hands but was still unable to do so.
"Ah~ let me go already!!!!"
He is still throwing tantrums, "Let go? In your dreams. As long as you don"t apologize, no!!!" said Hei Anjing.
The man felt helpless. He was only giving the couple a warning but couldn"t stop himself from cursing at them as stupid. Who in the right mind would act like they are on a vacation in this kind of place.
"Okay. I"m wrong. I"m sorry~ Ancestor please let go already!!! Ahh, I don"t want to die!"
BAM. BAM. BAM. BAM.
Hei Anjing only let go when he felt hands carrying him from behind. When he turned around he saw his husband hugging him while pouting and his face dark.
Ya Xiajie said, "Let go! Don"t touch my wife!"
"That"s not the problem here! AAh!"
The other players felt death when they saw a huge shadow looming over their heads. They saw a huge mountain falling from the sky on top of them. It was like slow motion making the other players who couldn"t escape just hug each other for the last comfort.
Some even tried to add Hei Anjing and Ye Xiajie to their group hug but sadly the couple kicked them all ruthlessly.
Ye Xiajie finally lost his temper and yelled, "Get lost! How dare you hug my wife."
The paper umbrella in his hands closed and he lifted up about to use it as a sticky to hit these b.a.s.t.a.r.ds that tried to hug him and his wife. What"s disgusting is that they were all covered in snots and tears. They look disgusting and annoying at the same time.
Hei Anjing and Ye Xiajie obviously noticed the stone mountain falling above their heads but who are they? They are True G.o.ds from the highest realm. These mountains were no different than pebbles in their eyes.
Ye Xiajie is angrier than these fools who tried to hug his wife and touched his hands (Well when they were trying to Hei Anjing to the other player they did touch him.)
The other players look above them watching the mountain fall onto them making them turn into a lump of squashed human meat. The huddle players under the foot of Ye Xiajie were praying for a miracle as they cried out.
"Ah G.o.d Save us!!!"
"Amitabha~"
"Hail Mary full of grace..."
Hei Anjing commented while hugging his husband"s neck and his legs wrapped around Ye Xiajie"s waist. He had snorted at them when they heard their prayers.
"Tsk! You"re in h.e.l.l. Why pray to the G.o.ds. Stupid~" said Hei Anjing.
He then looked at the huge stone coming closer to them and complained, "This stone is annoying, loud, and dirty. A"Xia, destroy it, please~"
Ye Xiajie kissed his forehead and said, "Sure, Baby. As you wish!"
He used the closed umbrella and held it as if it was a sword. It is a soft slashing movement from Ye Xiajie, flashes of sword attacks. .h.i.t the falling mountain. The sword flashes were too numerous to count but the others only saw one slash movement from Ye Xiajie.
In an instant, those sword slashes disseminated the mountain into dust and the sky was once again clear. Those who had witnessed such an incredible scene were stunned speechless. Those players who were running for their lives just now were also astonished.
Only Hei Anjing reacted happily. He hugs his husband and rain kisses on his face.
"My love, that"s so cool. I could only count 100 slashes. How many sword slashes did you make?" asked Hei Anjing.
Ye Xiajie rubbed their noses together and pecked his wife"s lips and said, "Baby, was a bit short. This husband made 150 sword slashes."
"Really~"
"Yes. Baby. But you would be able to parry it effortlessly even if you didn"t say it. Baby"s weapon"s range is so large that any AOE attacks are useless."
"That"s also true. I don"t use a sword after all. You are better at swords than me~"
"Baby, this husband can teach you anytime you know. But you must give away some rewards~ I want..." Ye Xiajie whispered something in his wife"s ears making Hei Anjing"s face turn red for an unknown reason.
Hei Anjing even pulled his husband"s hair and said, "No! Anything but that... I don"t like pain!"
"Okay. Okay. I"ll think of another thing instead. Do you want to learn, baby?"
"Too lazy~ don"t want to~," said Hei Anjing as he clung to his husband like a koala. "Let"s go to the sixteenth layer. This layer is boring~"
Finally, the two systems are back. A small moon and small sun revolve around the couple. They just got back on time and overheard their lords" conversation.
System Yue said, [Lord Hei, what did the lord whisper just now? Yue wants to know~]
Hei Anjing said, "Shut up, brat! It must be you who had given A"Xia those stupid ideas."
[Yue, I don"t understand.]
"That stupid collection on yours. You have S & M categories don"t you?" said Hei Anjing.
[H-How did Lord Hei know!?]
Hei Anjing grabbed the small moon and played with it while saying, "So you do have some~ Yue, remove all those disturbing things in your collection. Some being a bad influence to my husband~"
[But Lord Hei, you"ve already worn female clothes... and used toys... So those tools should be...]
"Shut up!"
[Yes, Sir!]
Meanwhile, the said husband was only trying to tease his wife suddenly looking at the floating sun next to him.
Ye Xiajie said, "Which way is the elevator going up to the sixteenth layer, Yang?"
System Yang replies, [I will show the directions. Let me lead you the way, Lord Ye.]
Ye Xiajie nods and carries his wife properly within his arms as he walks in the direction System Yang is telling them to go. This is the right way where the other players like the stunning ones at the ground came from. They ignored the others and went at their own pace looking for the elevator that would bring them up instead of downwards.
The left-behind players watch the couple leave like they were on a simple date in an amus.e.m.e.nt park. After witnessing how that handsome man with a dangerous vibe destroyed the mountain about to fall on them with the use of a paper umbrella, these players don"t know if they are dreaming or something. Only Hei Anjing"s jolly voice can be heard from a distance.
"This is a dream right?"
"f.u.c.k! The mountain turned into dust after a few flashes of lights!"
"D-Did... Did they do it?"
"T-That cranky man did it right? But... With an umbrella?"
"Are they high-leveled players!? Why are they here!!?"
"That young man just now was too beautiful. He is like a Celestial. Man, I"m so jealous of you getting grabbed just now."
"Dude! I almost died, you know!!!"
"Did they save us?"
"I think they don"t care about us at all."
"Don"t you see the direction they are going? They are going up! They must have reached the last layer and were going through the other layers to complete the stamps."
"f.u.c.k and here we are having a hard time going downwards. They are already going upwards."
"So envious~"
"They are both handsome~ I"m jealous."
"Get reincarnated and you might get reborn with a useful face!"
"Shut up man!!"
"You ugly b.a.s.t.a.r.d!"
"Pea Brain!"
"r.e.t.a.r.d!"
"Idiot!"
"Stop fighting! Only a few mountains were destroyed. Let"s get out of here!"
"Right!!"
The other players who had survived the ordeal could finally feel their paralyzed legs from fear returning to normal. They wouldn"t be staying in this layer as they are having a hard time with their current state. It is better to reach the last layer and escape this dangerous layer as soon as possible. Then their alliance would break when they"ve reached the end. They were from different groups after all. In the Punishment World, only one person or team could leave.
Meanwhile, inside the elevator, Hei Anjing was still choosing which layer to go next. He could choose to go to the sixteenth layer which is the h.e.l.l of Moulting but hesitated.
Hei Anjing said, "The h.e.l.l of Moulting. But I am not a bird to shed feathers nor a snake to shed my old skin. Would entering that layer means I have to shed my current skin?"
System Yue upon hearing Lord Hei"s question was silent for a moment but still replied.
[Yes, Lord Hei. As a human in the sixteenth layer you need to remove your skin to shed.]
"Hmm~"
Hei Anjinh observes his white-skinned arm. He started poking it indifferently and even pinched it a little. After pinching, an obviously reddish spot was left behind. That"s how sensitive and soft Hei Anjing"s skin is. Though most of the time he himself was covered in qi and divinity that nothing outside his own can harm him. If he personally harms himself there would still be effects. The most effective method to harm him is for his greatest weakness he could even take his life to do so.
But would his other half have the heart to harm him? Ye Xiajie was already frowning when Hei Anjing lightly pinched himself on the arm. He even grabbed his two hands and locked them above his head and heard his husband"s reprimanding tone.
Ye Xiajie said, "I don"t allow you to hurt yourself, baby. You aren"t allowed to injure yourself."
Hei Anjing was smiling sweetly at his husband when he heard his worried tone. Even his slightly blaming expression on his handsome face made Hei Anjing"s flutters.
"Don"t get angry, my love. I was only checking whether I need to change my skin by regenerating all over it. But you seem so unhappy with this idea. So let"s forget about it~" said Hei Anjing.
He acts spoiled and rubs his face on his husband"s chin and neck like a cat seeking attention. His angered owner. Ye Xiajie was expressionless as he wanted to ignore his wife. But seeing him acting this spoiled made him happy yet upset at the same time.
He suddenly lowered his head and bit his neck. The tingling pain and pleasure spread all over Hei Anjing"s body making him feel soft all over.
Chomped!
Hiss~~!!!
Chuu~
Ye Xiajie licks the blood that leaks from his bite. He startled nibbling his wife"s neck leaving traces over his own imprint. The sight of black markings and red spots made it look like some small red flowers were blooming in the world of black and white. It looks alluring and seductive.
Ye Xiajie mumbled in between his kisses, "Change your skin? No need. You are much softer than a marshmallow and sweeter than honey. No one had more delicious-looking skin in this world, baby~"
"Hmp! I"m not food!" pouted Hei Anjing.
Ye Xiajie ignored the pair of slender legs dangling to kick his stomach and instead pasted himself closer to his dessert. Hei Anjing was pressed against the elevator walls, unable to move at all.
"No... You are my most favorite delicacy in this world. Mine only to enjoy~" said Ye Xiajie as he captured those cherry lips enticing him to bite.
"En~"
It didn"t take long before the atmosphere inside the elevator got hot. But the couple had still held back doing the last stage as they knew about the cameras for streaming. As expected their platform was almost once again reported for the mosaic scene.