I Refuse to Become Scumbag in Tokyo

Chapter 600: Catch the pervert

“Fortunately, I have never met one.”

Nanami sighed in relief since she had never met a molester. She might often use public transportation such as a train or bus, but she might be lucky that she was alright. However, she was also quite worried if she met one. Yet when she heard how to handle a molester from Chihiro, somehow, she felt a molester was nothing.

Nanami also believed she could utter those words smoothly since she had been fighting a Jormungandr for so long. In front of a worm, she would only feel disgusted instead of scared.

“…”

While Shishio was glad that Nanami had never met one, he wondered whether it was only his imagination that her gaze was quite strange.

“Nope.”

On the other hand, Ritsu also gave a similar answer.

“Really?”

Sayaka, who kept rubbing Mayumi’s b.o.o.bs, looked at Ritsu and Nanami curiously.

“Um.” Nanami nodded.

“How about when you go to work?” Sayaka asked.

“I have never met one, and Shishio also often sent me and picked me up from my work,” Nanami said innocently and didn’t expect it to bring jealousy to many of them in this room.

If they were asked whether they wanted to ride on public transportation or a private, they would say the public since it would make them appear modest and unneedy, but if they answered truthfully, they also wanted to be sent and picked up by a car since it was more comfortable and they didn’t need to worry about a molester.

“Leaving Nanami aside, how about you, Ricchan?” Sayaka asked again, feeling it was better to ignore Nanami now since she was afraid of getting jealous.

“No.”

Ritsu shook her head since she felt she had never met a molester. “I don’t really take a bus or a train that often.”

“Huh? Aren’t there a lot in the bookstore, though?” Sayaka suddenly said.

“Huh?” Ritsu was dumbfounded.

“Earlier, when I was at the bookstore skimming through something, a guy came close to me and pretended to reach a book in front of me but then turned his hand and grabbed me instead.”

“!!!”

Ritsu’s body jolted out, her face was pale, and her body trembled.

“Senpai?” 2x

Nanami was helpless and hopeless.

Shishio also reacted the same, but his face was slightly cold.

“I was so surprised that I accidentally elbowed him.” Sayaka laughed.

Shishio wondered how to exterminate perverts in this world. Still, while he was a pervert, he wasn’t a s.e.xual deviant. He wondered how many innocent girls had their memories scarred by those perverts, which made him feel that sending them to become a miner or a potato farmer in the small country might be better.

After all, he felt death was too cheap for them.

“Ah, back when I was in high school…”

Mayumi suddenly remembered her experience in the bookstore. “One time, I felt there was this weird feeling near my skirt. When I turned around, I saw a guy grabbing onto it.”

“!!!”

Ritsu’s body was jolted once again, and her face became even paler.

“Senpai, you have met them, right?” Shishio was even more helpless at Ritsu.

“Nope.”

However, Ritsu denied it fervently by shaking her head while holding her book.

“What are you talking about?”

“Your face is totally like, “Wait, so that’s what it was?!”

Shishio rubbed his temple for a moment, thinking Ritsu’s book addict was really dangerous. When she was engrossed in the book, she would ignore everything in her surroundings. While her experience taking care of Shiina might make her more attentive to her surroundings, she hasn’t changed much.

As long as she was alone and had a book in her hand, she would mostly ignore everything.

Suddenly, he became worried when he thought he would go on a trip with his older girlfriends to Karuizawa. The molester was still in this neighborhood, and they might have met the molester when he left. He felt it was necessary for him to protect the housewives in this neighborhood, too, in case they met the molester.

Shishio thought he could ask his people to solve this problem, but somehow he wanted to catch this pervert like a game. It was like in England, where the n.o.ble would hunt a fox, stag, or even a bird.

However, his target was a pervert.

“Okay, I have decided!”

“What?”

Everyone was confused by Shishio, who suddenly talked quite loudly.

“I have decided to catch this pervert!”

“…What?”

Everyone was dumbfounded by his declaration.

“How are you going to do that?”

Yet, somehow after a momentary surprise, they became interested. They were all free and didn’t have anything to do, so when they thought he would catch a pervert, they became excited.

“Well, the first thing is that we need bait,” Shishio said.

“Bait?”

While everyone was confused, Shiro-san suddenly nodded. “I see… the pervert will only act when there is a beautiful girl, so you’ll use a beautiful girl in this dorm as bait for the pervert, right?”

“Ugh…”

They hesitated, but Nanami believed in Shishio since she knew how good he was at fighting.

“That’s right, we’re going to use a beautiful girl, but who says we need a girl?”

“Huh?”

They were confused.

“What do you mean?”

“I mean… we can also use a guy,” Shishio said calmly.

“Guy?”

“…..”

They were even more in a daze.

“Ah, are you going to dress me like a girl?” Shiro-san blushed and was quite shy, but he seemed excited.

“….” Everyone.

“Well, your face is nice, but I think you’re too tall. You might intimidate the pervert,” Sayaka said calmly. While she must admit his face was to her taste, and he might receive a big okay if he cross-dressed as a female, he was too tall.

“It’s not me.”

Shishio was speechless, then said, “Did you forget that we have one more guy here?”

“Ah!”

Everyone suddenly realized, and their eyes gathered at one figure in the living room.

The eyes of the girls also shone in excitement, thinking this was fun.

Shishio stared at the girls and felt that they had thought of this as a game, which made him speechless.

Ryuunosuke was eating a cold tomato, which was prepared by Shishio while doing his work as a programmer. While everyone talked to each other, he ignored them and continued to work, but suddenly he felt a gaze on his body. He stopped working for a while and noticed they were all looking at him.

“…What?”

Ryuunosuke was confused.

“Ryuunosuke, can you help me?” Shishio clapped his hands and begged.

“…Okay?”

It was his first time seeing Shishio asking him for help, so Ryuunosuke agreed, but he didn’t expect a moment later. He would regret his decision to help him.

—

“I will kill you.”

This was the line that came out from Ryuunosuke after he changed into a woman’s clothes. His eyes were dead, staring at the man who made him wear this female’s clothes.

In the end, he borrowed Sayaka’s clothes since their height was quite similar, and Sayaka didn’t have much of a chest either.

However, Shishio decided to shut his mouth since he could see Sayaka’s mood wasn’t good.

“Wow, so cute!” Nanami was surprised.

“Dragon, you’re so cute!” Misaki squalled and moved around to observe Ryuunosuke from a close distance.

“If you don’t lift your skirt, I can’t tell you’re a man.” Mayumi was even surprised.

Ritsu still held her book, but her reaction was similar to everyone’s.

On the other hand, Chihiro looked at Sayaka and said, “As expected of your make-up skill, he has become even more beautiful than most girls in this country.

But the one who did the make-up and lent the clothes, Sayaka, bit her thumb in frustration. “Dammit, why is a guy like you even cuter than a girl like me? Also, what’s wrong with your skin? Why is it so soft?! Did becoming a shut-in make you have such good skin?”

“Shut up, woman! Don’t get too close to me!”

Ryuunosuke almost screamed before he tried to escape since he had a small gynophobia. As he ran, he happened to be on the side of Shishio, the man who made him dress like a girl.

Still, when Ryuunosuke got close, Shishio didn’t do anything and stared at him curiously since he must admit if he didn’t see his wee-wee in the past, he would think of him as a female.

Ryuunosuke wore a pink top and a white skirt. His hair was tied in a ponytail, and his face also had faint make-up, which made him appear more beautiful.

Shishio knew that the word “beautiful” was inappropriate for a man like Ryuunosuke, but he must admit it was suitable, and he also understood why the system could be triggered by him. Yet even if he died, he wouldn’t do something so stupid as crossing the line. He loved a woman, and that fact wouldn’t change even if he died or reincarnated, no matter how many times.

“Still, I must admit that you’re beautiful, Ryuunosuke. How about you change your attire like this from now on? It suits you well.”

Shishio was joking around, but Ryuunosuke’s response made him awkward.

“…Stupid.”

Ryuunosuke looked away as if trying to hide something, but even so, his ears were beet red.

“…” Shishio.

“Hmmm…?”

Everyone tilted their heads and felt the subtle atmosphere between the two, which made them panic for some reason.

“However, are you sure you’re alright with this, Ryuunosuke?” Shishio asked.

“Isn’t that question quite late?” Ryuunosuke looked at Shishio helplessly before he let out a sigh. “Frankly, it is okay, and I don’t mind. After all, I also have a p.e.n.i.s, so even if I see another guy’s p.e.n.i.s, I am alright.” After all, he was a male, so he also had one in his nether region.

“…..”

Even if they knew Ryuunosuke was a guy, hearing the word “p.e.n.i.s” come out of his mouth several times made them quite strange for some reason.

“Okay, then, let’s start our operation!”

Shishio was ready to catch the pervert, but someone interrupted him.

“Oh! Oh! Shishio-kun! Shishio-kun!”

Misaki raised her hand excitedly.

“Please speak, Cadet Misaki,” Shishio said while looking at Misaki.

“Why don’t we name this operation?” Misaki asked.

“Oh? Do you have a good name for our operation?” Shishio was curious.

“Yeah.” Misaki nodded and put on a cool pose like the one from the shounen manga. “Project Mana.”

“…I don’t think we need such a cool name for our operation.” Shishio was speechless.

“How about a Barbarossa operation?”

“Alright, are you ready?” Shishio decided to ignore Misaki.

“OOOOOHHH!”

Everyone also decided to ignore this stupid girl.

“Hey, don’t ignore me!” Misaki cried and was drowned by everyone’s excitement.

However, there was one person they ignored and sadly sat in the corner of the room.

“I also want to become beautiful…”

Shiro-san muttered depressedly.

“…..”

Shishio pretended he didn’t hear anything and focused on catching the pervert who terrorized the neighborhood.