I Refuse to Become Scumbag in Tokyo

Chapter 579: Paradise Land

In the morning, right after he had woken up from Hiratsuka’s room, he went to have breakfast with this lovely teacher. The night they spent together was wild since it was their first time doing it together on the trip.

“What’s wrong?” Shishio asked while looking at Totsuka and Hikigaya, who ate in front of him.

While they didn’t sleep in the same room last night, they shared the same table during breakfast.

“It’s hard for me to eat when you keep staring at me like that.”

Looking at Shishio, who ate without trouble, Hikigaya and Totsuka couldn’t help but sigh, thinking that this guy had a heart of steel.

Last night, Shishio and Hayama argued, and it caused no one to know what to say.

The two thought to say something to Shishio when he returned to the room, but he didn’t return, which made them worried.

However, when Hikigaya sent him an email, Shishio replied that he wouldn’t stay in the room and decided to stay elsewhere. Yet he didn’t feel surprised since, with his power of money, it was possible to buy this entire camping site.

Still, this wasn’t something that Hikigaya wanted to say.

Every high school student that joined the summer camp was in this place, eating breakfast together.

Yet when many of them were awkward, even Hayama felt slightly awkward. Shishio was as calm as usual, as if nothing had happened, which somehow affected them, and he also ate as usual.

They wanted to say something, but somehow, they knew it was better to shut their mouths, considering the fire had subsided.

“Now then. Here’s today’s schedule!”

Hiratsuka attracted everyone’s attention.

“Tonight, we will have a test of courage, then a campfire going after that. The kids have free time during the day, so use that time to get things ready.”

“A campfire, eh?” Hikigaya sighed.

“What? Do you have a bad memory about it?” Shishio asked, ignoring how Yui and the other girls wanted to do something like a folk dance.

Hikigaya stared at Shishio and sighed. “You must have a good memory of the campfire, right?”

“Well, I skip most campfires, so I can play a game or read the manga.”

Shishio recalled from the memories of the previous Shishio Oga that if he didn’t have to join, then he wouldn’t join. If it wasn’t something necessary, he wouldn’t join, and if it was necessary, he would finish it efficiently, without wasting time.

This was how the previous Shishio Oga was.

However, he wasn’t much different, and if he didn’t have to join, he wouldn’t do it.

“Ah, then, Shishiron, let’s have a folk dance!” Yui suddenly said with a bright smile.

“Okay.” Shishio nodded and didn’t think anything weird about Yui’s invitation, but he could see many gazes on him. “What?”

“…Nothing.”

Hikigaya sighed and thought that this guy was really different. When many girls would avoid him and even wouldn’t touch his hands when their turn to dance with him, many girls would flock around him like groups of ants attracted to sugar, ignoring the danger that might happen in front of them.

“Hikigaya, your eyes have gone rotten again.” Hiratsuka sighed and said, “Well, I guess those eyes are perfect for playing a monster.”

“Does that mean we are going to scare the kids during the test of courage?” Hikigaya asked.

“It seems they have a set of monster costumes ready. Split up and get to work.”

“Okay!”

They answered at the same time, but when they looked at Hiratsuka, they wondered why her skin seemed to be glowing for some reason.

Would smoking have such an effect on the skin?

If Hiratsuka knew what they were thinking, she would nod, but the thing she smoked wasn’t a cigarette.

Still, after they ate, they started with their work.

Shishio was in charge of splitting the wood into a log, so it could be used as a bonfire. He held an ax in one hand and swung it in one smooth motion, causing it to be split in half.

“…..” Hikigaya, Totsuka, and Tobe.

“…” Hayama.

The rest of the guys were also in charge of the physical labor, and of course, they saw how smooth and easy it was for Shishio to split the wood in half as he tore a paper into half.

“Um, Oga-san, are you a master of martial arts?” Tobe asked after a moment of hesitation. He changed his nickname from “Ogacchi” to “Oga-san” right after he saw what had happened last night. He also saw how easy it was for Shishio to smash the wooden table even though it was hard. He believed that this guy was a master of martial arts, and he didn’t doubt it.

“Well, I dabble in some,” Shishio said in ambiguity since he didn’t want to show it off. He wasn’t Hayama, after all. He didn’t need to tell the rest of the world about his advantages, achievements, and what he had done in life.

“No, no, no. This isn’t a level where you just dabble in some.” Hikigaya was the first one who refuted Shishio’s words.

“Is this a problem now? Can we finish the work first? I don’t want to waste my time here.” When Hiratsuka gave him a sweet whisper before, telling him that everyone was going to play on the river, how could he be in the mood to do this physical work?

Everyone was going to wear a bikini.

How could he miss this chance?

They could only show a bitter smile since they knew this guy wouldn’t say anything. Still, it was better than someone who flaunted his achievement.

“Still, I am so jealous of your body Shishio-kun. It is hard and big.” Totsuka leaned forward and poked his arm several times with an envious gaze.

“….”

Shishio glanced at Totsuka in silence before he looked at Hikigaya, who gritted his teeth in jealousy. ‘You can have him all you want!’ He sighed, but he didn’t intend to say anything since even if he hated to admit it, he must admit Totsuka was cute.

What was even worse, this guy would also trigger his system.

Shishio looked at the sky and thought that the face of Yuigahamama at that time and felt he missed her somehow. He shook his head and decided to focus on his work. When the work was done, he was about to go to the river where the girls were playing. As for Tobe and Hayama, they went somewhere, and he wasn’t sure were not that he was curious, to begin with. Still, Totsuka also disappeared, which made him slightly curious.

“Senpai, you don’t have anything to do after this, right?” Shishio asked while looking at Hikigaya.

“How can you be so sure I don’t have anything to do after this?” Hikigaya expressed displease after he stacked up the log for the bonfire.

“You have something to do?”

“No, I don’t. Can you not open my wound?”

“Can you not be so sensitive? I want to invite you somewhere, but I’ll leave you if you’re so annoying.” Shishio felt that Hikigaya’s tragic past was quite troublesome.

“Oh? Where are you going to bring me?” Hikigaya asked curiously.

“Paradise land.”

“…Paradise land?”

Hikigaya felt a sledgehammer smash his brain, and he just followed him docilely like a baby duck behind its mother.

Yet if Shishio knew what this guy was thinking, he might kick him up. Still, the real reason he invited Hikigaya was that Komachi was there, and there would be more guys, so it didn’t change anything, even if he didn’t bring Hikigaya.

Lastly, Shishio knew that they were all docile. They were unlike him, who was pure darkness and evil, so he knew nothing would happen.

“Where are we going?” Hikigaya asked curiously.

“Just wait a moment. What are you being impatient about?” Shishio walked in front of Hikigaya relaxingly.

“Wh-Who is getting impatient? I-I am just wondering where are we going?” Hikigaya looked away while muttering.

“Pervert.”

“You’re the only one I don’t want to hear that word from!”

His words were like shouting at someone that person was a thief when he was a professional thief.

While Hikigaya must admit he was a pervert like any other boy, Shishio’s pervertedness was on another level.

The two walked together until they heard the clear sound of water flowing.

“River?”

Shishio didn’t answer them, and his eyes were quickly attracted to two wet figures playing on the river.

“…Is this a paradise land?”

“Is this not it?”

Hikigaya fell silent before saying, “Don’t stare at my little sister!”

“I am not looking at her, but your little sister is showing her body to me.”

“…” Hikigaya.

Komachi and Yui played on the river before they noticed Shishio and Hikigaya.

“Ah, Onii-chan! Shishio-nii!” Komachi greeted the two with a bright smile.

“Shishiron. Hikki.” Yui also greeted them with a smile, but she was slightly embarra.s.sed, so she quickly hid behind Komachi.

“What are you guys doing?” Hikigaya asked curiously. “Wait, why are you in swimsuits?”

“Hiratsuka-sensei said we could play in the river,” Yui answered.

However, Komachi quickly stood in front of the two and said, “Anyway, take a look at my new swimsuit! Look! Look! Look!” She kept repeating those “Look!” words while posing in various poses.

“Okay, now the—”

Komachi suddenly went red and dipped into the river since Shishio’s gaze made her embarra.s.sed. If it was only Hikigaya, she might not care, but it was different from Shishio.

“You’re cute, Komachi-chan.”

“Uwah!”

Komachi almost fell into the river.

“Komachi-chan!” Yui quickly saved Komachi.

“Big brother, can you not look at me with that gaze?” Shishio asked.

“Who is your big brother, b.a.s.t.a.r.d?! I won’t allow it! I will definitely allow it!” Hikigaya was enraged and wanted to splash water on Shishio’s face, but he didn’t dare to do it and swallowed his anger deep in his heart.

“What are you screaming about? It’s so noisy.”

The two turned and saw Yukinos.h.i.ta was there.

Unlike Yui’s soft, youthful, and bombastic body, Yukinos.h.i.ta’s body was graceful, slender, and beautiful, like a piece of beautiful artwork.

“Shishio-kun, are you going to play on the river too?”

“Hey, Ebina, don’t run so suddenly!”

Ebina and Yumiko also came in swimsuits.

While Yumiko wore a bikini to show off her b.u.mpy and s.e.xy figure, Ebina wore a one-piece school swimsuit, which, strangely enough, gave her a unique charm.

“Oh? Why are you still in your clothes? Hurry up and take them off!”

Suddenly, Hiratsuka approached him from behind and pulled his t-shirt and pants directly at the same time.

“….”

“Guwah!” Ebina fell after she had a nosebleed.

The others weren’t much different.

However, Hikigaya stared at Shishio for a moment before he looked away with a depressed sigh.

“…I don’t wear one, you know?” Shishio pulled Hiratsuka’s hands away before he wore his clothes normally.

Hiratsuka could only smile helplessly, thinking that this guy’s area of attack was too powerful.

Still, while Hikigaya was depressed, he heard the voice of an angel.

“Hachiman.”

Hikigaya looked up and saw an angel.