Originally posted on RBKTR Translations.
Author: Yi Zhi Da Yan (一隻大雁).
Translated by: Yujuan.
43.
My boyfriend pulled me all the way to the hospital"s underground car park.
I was completely baffled by my boyfriend"s actions, but looking at that utterly serious expression on his face, it must be something big, so I didn"t dare speak out, I could only follow him until we reached the car.
My boyfriend then pushed me into the car.
Me: What is it? Did something happen?
My boyfriend"s face was completely serious.
I suddenly felt a little fl.u.s.tered.
Boyfriend: Are you impotent?
Me: …Ah???
Boyfriend: Are you frigid?
Me: …
What"s wrong with this guy? It"s fine if he has a problem, how can he suspect someone else having a problem!
I"ll get angry! Even though he"s my boyfriend and I love him I can"t stand it either!
Boyfriend: Talk.
Me: How can you be like this!
My boyfriend looked a little angry: Be like what?
Me: You"re just too much!
Boyfriend: How am I too much?
Me: Aren"t your words just too much?! I"ll get angry!
Boyfriend: …Forget about it, I think you don"t know either.
I really became angry.
What do you mean, I don"t know either?! Do you think that I"m stupid? How am I stupid? How am I supposed to do my job if I"m stupid?!
I decided to express my indignant feelings at this moment, and so intended on pushing the door and slamming it on the way out, I pushed hard… And pushed… resolutely pushed…
The f.u.c.k this little b.a.s.t.a.r.d actually locked the door!!!
My boyfriend pressed me back into the seat with one push.
Boyfriend: I think you seem to have filled your mind something really impressive with your imagination.
I was even more unhappy: What did I imagine? Tell me! Just what did I imag…
My boyfriend suddenly pressed a forceful kiss on me.
Not a morning kiss on the forehead, nor a mere skin-on-skin goodnight kiss.
It was the long-awaited french kiss!!!
If it was the usual me I would definitely be very agitated.
And yet at the moment what I thought was…
What is this guy trying to do? Does he think a forceful kiss will stop me from getting angry like in those TV dramas! Too naive!!!
I want to push my boyfriend away.
I think a detective like me who continuously fights three dozen people on the frontlines can definitely give this lawyer who sits in an office all-year-round a beating!
And then I was pushed down once more.
I want to cry.
It"s definitely because I lack practice, that"s why I can"t push him away, that"s why I feel my hands give away with no strength.