Tfw when a 1-hour multiple-choice paper seems harder than a 2-hour writing paper…
Originally posted on RBKTR Translations.
Author: Yi Zhi Da Yan (一隻大雁).
Translated by: Yujuan.
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I think that this client of mine must have read too many novels. He"s an adult, yet he"s acting like an eighth-grader.
Since I have the guts to become a detective, this shows that I have my own way out. This career has always been one that offends people easily; those who"ve said those words to me can already form a mahjong table, and yet I"m still in this city, doing my job as a small detective.
Besides, why don"t you just look at what my boyfriend does.
Believe me or not he"ll sue your pants off!
My client said, since I didn"t want to investigate, he"d ask someone else to investigate.
Oh, as long as I don"t need to investigate.
I have no time, I want to give myself a holiday.
I still have three hundred or so days of proper business I haven"t completed yet.
My boyfriend said beside my ear: "Don"t talk anymore, concentrate."
My client cursed from the other side of the phone: "How can you be so irresponsible! I"ll smear your reputation!"
I swiftly hung up, throwing the phone to one side, then embraced my boyfriend"s waist: "Let"s continue!"