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Originally posted on RBKTR Translations.
Author: Yi Zhi Da Yan (一隻大雁).
Translated by: Yujuan.
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My boyfriend explained to me: "He was my schoolmate back in college, a few years above me, he"s my senior."
This I really didn"t know.
My boyfriend then said: "He and I are just normal schoolmates."
The way you"re explaining so seriously is making you even more suspicious!
My boyfriend said: "I"m sorry, I"m not as outstanding as him."
I was a little dumbstruck.
Boyfriend: "If I was as outstanding as him, you wouldn"t need to take so many cases."
I was a little fl.u.s.tered: "Don"t say that…"
Boyfriend: "This way you wouldn"t fall asleep every day after teasing me."
Me: "…"
My boyfriend lamented bitterly: "I wasted an entire year!"
Me: "…"
Who is this guy overwhelmed by l.u.s.t! Where did my cultured and refined boyfriend go! Did he fly out the galaxy!!!