Idiot In Love

In the morning, Wu Chen went to his office to do some works to kill time. Liu Shi entered his office after he was called by Wu Chen.

"Do you need anything boss?" Liu Shi was used to seeing his boss being grumpy on Sat.u.r.day morning but this time, his boss was suspiciously happy. Liu Shi concluded that his boss must have made a good progress with Yi Fei.

"Zhang Yixing, Roronoa Zoro, Doppelganger and Kabedon. I want all information you can find about these four in 2 hours. You may go now" Wu Chen fired his instruction the moment Liu Shi came into his office.

Liu Shi nodded before he went out of the office. He sat on his seat and began to ponder why would his boss asked for the three foreign-sound words. The only words he could recognize from earlier were Zhang Yixing because his mother was a fan of Zhang Yixing.

Two hours later, Liu Shi came into Wu Chen"s office without waiting to be called by his boss. His boss was signing some paperwork.

"Here"s the information you asked" Liu Shi handed the file on his hand to Wu Chen. Still holding a paperwork, Wu Chen looked at the file. "Tell me concisely about the findings"

"Zhang Yixing, known as Lay, is one of the members of the KPOP boy group EXO; very handsome, very famous, very talented and has a heart of gold. He is also known as the China"s sheep. Here"s his picture" Liu Shi showed a picture of Zhang Yixing from his phone to Wu Chen.

"He has a lot of fans; my mother is one of them" Liu Shi showed another picture of Zhang Yixing to Wu Chen.

"Sheep? Are you sure it"s a sheep? Not a unicorn?" Wu Chen remembered that Yi Fei had a lot of shirts with a unicorn picture on it.

"He is also known as the healing unicorn by his fans" Liu Shi was proud that he was able to answer the question from his boss.

"Roronoa Zoro also known as the pirate hunter is one of the members of the Straw Hat Crew in the anime One Piece. He is a master swordsman; very strong, very manly". Liu Shi showed a picture of Roronoa Zoro to Wu Chen.

"Doppelganger is a non-related look-alike of someone; usually portrayed as a ghostly or paranormal phenomenon. People take it as a bad omen if you run into one" Liu Shi showed the pictures he found on the internet to Wu Chen.

"The last one is kabedon. Kabedon is like this…" Liu Shi did the act of kabedon, he slammed his right hand and leaned on the wall. "And boss, you need to have a lady entrapped between you and the wall. That"s kabedon" Liu Shi was too immersed in explaining the term.

Since Liu Shi was too preoccupied with explaining, he did not see the twitching lips his boss gave him when he did the kabedon pose.

"So tell me Liu Shi" Wu Chen stopped looking at the paperwork and leaned on to his chair. "Which one is more handsome? Zhang Yixing, Roronoa Zoro or me?" Wu Chen was very serious that it made Liu Shi trembled a bit.

Liu Shi was thinking very hard about how to answer that question. He needed to be very careful when he answered the question because he was living on the edge.

"Of course it would be you. You are the most handsome person I have ever seen in my life" Liu Shi smiled widely to show his sincerity but deep down, he was cold with fear. Wu Chen nodded in agreement and dismissed Liu Shi for the day because he was very satisfied with Liu Shi"s performance.

After Liu Shi left, Wu Chen looked at the file provided by Liu Shi. He, now, knew why Yi Fei was so random most of the time. An artist, an anime characters and some supernatural mythology - he was pretty sure that Yi Fei read a lot. She was so innocent, she needed to be protected.

Wu Chen fished out his phone and dialled his best friend"s number.

"What time are you touching down in City L? I"ve sent you my house"s address. Come straightaway from the airport. Don"t let us wait too long" True to his previous word, he let Jun Liu to crash into his house for the time being until Jun Liu"s apartment was ready.

The person on the other end of the line let out a low grunt but did not rebut. Wu Chen hung up the phone after giving more instructions to Jun Liu. He then finished all the paperwork on his table before standing up.

Seeing that it was already a quarter before 1 o"clock, Wu Chen called Yi Fei just to check on her. The phone rang a few times before Yi Fei finally picked up the phone.

"h.e.l.lo… Chen Chen… Why… are you… calling me?" Yi Fei"s voice was unstable and she was panting in between her words. There was a faint music that could be heard in the background.

"I am dancing… Dance fitness…" Yi Fei turned off the music and her background became quiet.

"Why are you dancing suddenly?" A smile crept into Wu Chen"s face upon hearing Yi Fei"s voice. He never knew that a panting voice could be so s.e.xy.

"Because I"m fat ar… I need to lose weight so that n.o.body will think of me as pregnant in the future" Yi Fei"s voice gradually became stable.

Before Wu Chen could respond to that, Yi Fei continued talking.

"What should I do when my mother and father see me and they thought that I am pregnant as well?" Yi Fei was getting a little be overacting on the other side.

Wu Chen chuckled. "Just told them you gain weight" Wu Chen did not think much when he spoke of that sentence. Little did he know the difficulty that will befall him after saying that.

Wu Chen waited for Yi Fei to talk but it was eerily quiet on the other side. Wu Chen called "Fei Fei" for a few times but she was not responding so he thought that the call was disconnected.

Wu Chen was about to hang up the call when Yi Fei suddenly spoke in a very heartbroken voice.

"I knew it. I am going to remember this for the rest of my life. You said I"m fat" Yi Fei snorted and hung up the phone.

A very confused Wu Chen was staring at his phone. He did not mean to say that Yi Fei was fat. He was merely giving suggestion to what she should tell her parents but he was blamed anyway. It has always been like this with NaNa as well.

He went down to get his car and bought a chocolate on his way to Yi Fei"s apartment complex. He was sighing a lot.

"Time to coax a sulking little girl".