"h.e.l.lo, Big Brother G.o.d Kun."
Big Brother!
This "Big Brother" had truly satisfied Xiao Ran after hearing it. Among the Three Flirts, Kaka"s voice was the most gentle.
"Come on, use your pet.i.te voice to call Oppa for me." Xiao Ran smiled and said.
"Okay, G.o.d Kun Oppa." Kaka acted a little coquettish and had instantly stupefied countless viewers.
"Sigh." Xiao Ran suddenly sighed while Kaka immediately asked, "What happened? G.o.d Kun Oppa?"
"Recently, I encounter something rather unlucky." Xiao Ran stated.
"Oh? What happened? Can you tell me, G.o.d Kun Oppa?" Kaka asked.
"It"s like this. Recently, I confessed to my G.o.ddess and gave her a diamond necklace."
"The next day, she came to look for me and returned the necklace. I immediately felt so sad and asked if she is refusing me."
"But my G.o.ddess smiled and said, "We are already a family. This thing is too expensive, you better get a refund.""
Speaking until this part, Xiao Ran paused.
Kaka frowned and asked, "It is a good thing. Why would you sad? Since she already admitted you are a family, it means she is going to marry you."
The viewers were also curious and felt that Kaka"s words made sense.
But a bunch of the viewers started to barrage the messages.
"Those drinking tea should pay attention. Don"t let your tea spurt."
"High energy approaching. Beware, beware!"
"The Filthy Demon King, G.o.d Kun is about to start. Everyone please pay attention."
"Guards, guards, hurry up and protect Kaka."
"Everyone be careful, high energy ahead!"
Everyone was frenziedly typing as they felt that Xiao Ran was going to make this story collapse!
As expected, Xiao Ran sighed and said with sadness, "Afterwards, I have an additional sister-in-law."
"Pfff!" Kaka instantly burst out laughing and was unable to hold back.
"Hahahahaha! High energy a.s.sault! Hahahaha!"
"My computer went dark."
"Hahahaha, G.o.d Kun 666666!"
"This joke is sick!"
"Hahahaha, I"m dead. One family, really one family but a sister-in-law, hahaha!"
"We are already a family. This thing is too expensive, you better get a refund. Hahahaha!"
"I guessed the beginning but I didn"t expect such an ending!"
"Hahahaha, sick!"
"I can estimate a lot of computers breaking down."
"Hahaha, tomorrow the computer sales will be abnormally good."
"Someone beside me just sprayed his milk tea on the computer. Furthermore, there is a girl sitting opposite. Hahahaha!"
"G.o.d Kun, you are too much. I can"t take it. I need to go back and eat some p.o.o.p to calm down."
"The one above please bring me along."
"Together."
Xiao Ran was very calm.
In terms of jokes, I have read plenty. I can casually take one even if it is a reused joke in the original world, it will become a cla.s.sic in this parallel world.
"Cough Cough. I will tell you another one. I have a fan, he caught a cold and went to the hospital. When I went to visit him later, I noticed he had been sitting there and constantly laughing. As he continued to laugh, it turned into a burst of hysterical laughter. I was curious, so I asked what was he laughing about?"
"He pointed at the IV drip and laughed loudly, "Because life is a drip-drop, look, drip, drop, drip, drop. Hahahaha!"
(TL note: I know it is a bad joke. The original joke is to say "my laughing point is low" because it directly means "I am laughing at the IV drip")
Xiao Ran stayed calm after telling his joke again.
While Kaka and the rest of the viewers burst out in laughter again.
Alright, the fact had proven that the viewers were all people with low laughing points, including Kaka!
Basically, Xiao Ran had been using these jokes to converse with Kaka and making her reveal her beautiful laughter.
Finally, Kaka even asked for Xiao Ran"s WeChat in the streaming room. She even wanted Xiao Ran to show her that he had truly added her as a friend before resting this matter.
After hearing the news, Seventh Brother was filled with remorse.
If I knew that G.o.d Kun is so shy, I would have been a little more reserved.
This will not do. I will have to contact G.o.d Kun to have a good chat next time.
After seeing Kaka acting so spontaneously, Xiao Ran"s viewers were going insane in the streaming room.
"The first step of teasing is a success, G.o.d Kun!"
"G.o.d Kun, take down Kaka tonight!"
"I support G.o.d Kun."
"G.o.d Kun has remarkable skills!"
"I have prepared cigarettes, beer, and peanuts. I am just waiting for G.o.d Kun to take down Kaka today."
"G.o.d Kun, hurry up and take her! My heart and organs are gone, I cannot persevere any longer."
"Once you tease down this girl, G.o.d Kun will be "s.e.x"tisfied."
Everyone was in ecstasy and also in excitement.
G.o.d Kun then continued, "Little Sister, Oppa wants to tell you that it isn"t good to stay up late. Staying up late will give you more wrinkles."
In response to Xiao Ran"s words, Kaka gave a sweet smile and replied, "I am not afraid of wrinkles if I can chat with Oppa."
Oh my, this statement was truly sweet and Xiao Ran was very satisfied, extremely satisfied, "Since that is the case, Oppa will tell you another story."
"Cough Cough. Ladies and gentlemen, please shower Kaka with some flowers and gifts first. Show me your pa.s.sion!"
When Xiao Ran stated it, everyone started to shower gifts.
Kaka"s streaming room was instantly flooded with gifts, there was even a nouveau riche who gave close to $50,000.
Kaka was very emotional and her voice sounded even more coquettish while her b.o.o.bs started the sway.
When Xiao Ran saw that the warm-up was almost done, he started telling the joke.
"A director of the orphanage bought two cakes from outside. Both cakes were basically the same size. One was for the boys and the other was for the girls. He then asked the children which cake would they want to eat. All the children ran towards the boys" cake, causing the direction to be puzzled. Why would they choose the boys" cake and not the girls" cake?"
"That"s right. Why?" Kaka was also curious. The cakes were of the same size, but why would they choose the boys" cake?
Millions of viewers were also curious and it seemed like it was going to be hard to explain.
"Beep Beep Beep Beep! High energy ahead!"
"Please be careful, high energy approaching."
"Absolute high energy!"
"I hope everyone can be cautious and must not eat anything. Otherwise, the consequences would be devastating."
"Everyone is to pay attention. Hahahaha! I don"t know the answer, but I simply wish to laugh."
"Host, hurry up and say it!"
Everyone was getting prepared.
Xiao Ran smiled and said, "The director asked one of the children: Why did you choose the boys" cake?"
"The child said: Because the boys" cake has more "cream" than the girls" cake!"
Kaka didn"t react after hearing the answer but the viewers had all gone crazy and laughing.
Explosion!
"Hahahaha, more "cream", more "cream"."
"Filthy! Filthy! Filthy! Filthy! Filthy! Filthy! Filthy! Filthy!"
"G.o.d Kun, the Filthy Demon King."
"G.o.d Filth."
"Hahahaha, G.o.d Kun, you are really the Filthy Demon King."
"You are truly worthy of your nickname. G.o.d Kun, you are truly filthy."
Kaka gradually understood what it meant and couldn"t help but laugh.
As she laughed, she swayed her body and swayed her b.o.o.bs too. Xiao Ran"s eyes were nearly blinded by all the swaying.
Xiao Ran continued to bring all viewers on various room inspections, causing his worship points to rise unendingly.
Until around 2 am, Xiao Ran bid everyone goodbye and switched off his streaming room.
Subsequently, Xiao Ran jumped onto his bed with haste and called for the "All-Round Olympic Star System". With a thought in his mind, he used the "General Commerce City Activation Card".
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