I anxiously brought Ai Mi into my room and I even changed the bedding for her.
She was unhappy and she started to list out the negatives of the room. Other than saying the room was small, she also said the decor was uncouth. She even wanted to tear off Stallone’s “The First Blood” poster because she said looking at the bitter uncle’s expression would give her nightmares.
I made the same bitter expression as Stallone and told her it was non-negotiable. A man’s room should be filled with manly posters.
I cleaned up most of the adult goods that were in disarray on the floor of the big bedroom. Fortunately, Ai Mi didn’t tear open a lot of products, so the remaining products can still be sold.
I have never slept on the double bed of the big bedroom because I always felt the bed exuded a strange aura. This was living proof of my father’s broken marriage, my mother’s betrayal of love, and it always reminded me of the fickle nature of women.
However, I had no choice but to sleep here tonight. I hope I can get a peaceful sleep without nightmares.
Ai Mi, this brat. After she took a shower, she walked around the living room naked and ordered me to dress her.
“You have hands! Wear it yourself!”
I yelled at her from behind the door of the big bedroom.
She only put on a red and white nightgown with reluctance after realizing I wouldn’t come out by any means. Her bare shoulders and bare feet, a large amount of exposed skin, G.o.d knows which lolicon designer made this nightgown!
The clothes that Ai Mi took off were thrown all over the floor. Her white dress, her knee socks, and even her bras and underwear were no exception. She had no intention to conceal herself in front of me.
These “original” clothes, especially the underwear, a lolicon like director Cao will definitely buy it at a high price. Even the panty thief, who’s still active to this day, would be interested. Also, those American stalkers… so many perverts are after your clothing, is it fine if you take it off so casually at my house!?
Ai Mi stood next to the socket for the TV, picked up hair dryer, and started to roughly blow her wet hair.
She yawned while blow drying, it’s easy to get sleepy at her age.
It might be an illusion, but it seems Ai Mi became more mature after showering.
What brought about this change? Did she grow taller? Impossible. Did she use a different lip gloss? That doesn’t seem to be the case… Oh! It’s because she changed her hairstyle! In order to wash her hair, she had to loosen her pony tail. Now her blond hair hung down naturally, which makes her look one or two years older. From the side or back, it wouldn’t be strange if she was mistaken for Xiao Qin’s cla.s.smate.
But I looked at her from the front, I saw her big blue eyes that occupied almost 1/2 of her face, her mischievous little nose, and her pale pink lips that seems like it would break into a smile immediately after she found something funny. You will understand that she is still an immature loli, it’s just that she temporarily changed her hairstyle and wants to hide herself in the middle of adults.
The hairbands that were originally used to hold her ponytails, each with red candy ball-like decorations, were now worn on her wrists, and it looked quite cure.
Shortly after she entered my room, I heard the sound of her pulling a heavy box.
Why can’t you behave yourself for a while! Wait, is she looking through the boxes under my bed? One of those boxes contains 20 photos of Xiao Qin! It took me a while for me to seal them with tape! Don’t release the seal and put them back into the world where they will cause more harm!
I rushed through the door and saw Ai Mi squatting on the floor. In front of her was an old cardboard box that she pulled halfway out from under the bed.
I looked at her from over her shoulder, but fortunately, it was not a photo of Xiao Qin or H manga, but a box filled with fighting tools like batons and bra.s.s knuckles. All of them were gifts from the previous boss of 28 Middle when he graduated.
“Manservant, why do you use such primitive tools!”
Ai Mi easily dismissed the collection of the previous boss.
“If you have any hard-to-handle enemies, I can get Peng TouSi to get you a gun!”
You are the enemy of socialism! I don’t even use these ruthless weapon, what would I do with a gun? Would I use it to fight against the cla.s.s leader’s shotgun? Stop joking around! I have no skills in shooting, I wouldn’t even be able to switch off the safety. Also, a shotgun and a handgun are on completely different levels, the cla.s.s leader could shoot first and kill me!
“Stop fooling around, hurry and sleep!” I said to her anxiously. “You’ve already seen that I don’t have anything good under my bed.”
I said as I kicked the cardboard box filled with weapons back under the bed. Ai Mi did not stop me, it was obvious she was not interested in those items.
Ai Mi made a face at me, then sat down on the bed and kicked off her slippers.
“I can’t sleep, tell me a bedtime story!”
“Well, how about the book “The US imperialists are paper tigers”?
“What is that? Is it a book similar to Hitler’s “Mein Kampf”? Hmph! If you don’t want to tell me a story, just sing a lullaby!”
She laid on the bed showing off her two white porcelain-like legs, as if she was afraid I wouldn’t notice it, she changed her position frequently. Because it was raining outside and the ventilation function of the air-conditioner was turned on by Ai Mi, so the room temperature wasn’t that high. Her nightgown obviously doesn’t keep her warm, but she was ignoring the towels beside her.
“I’m tone deaf! Also, haven’t you released your own record? Can’t you play your own songs on your phone?”
“I hate listening to my own songs! It’s all c.r.a.p written by song writers hired by my mother! Songs like ‘Rainbow Soap Bubbles’, ‘Carefree Childhood’, etc… childhood my a.s.s! I would get scolded for neglecting my duty if I blew a single bubble. My childhood was a h.e.l.l filled advanced education and temperament training!”
“Hmph, those idiotic fans cheering with their light sticks… One day I’ll curse at the audience and let them know my true thoughts!”
Ai Mi made sigh of relief and blew back a loft of hair that was in front of her forehead.
“If you can’t sing, then just show me a trick.”
“I don’t know any tricks.”
Ai Mi waved her hand impatiently.
“Any trick is fine! Anyway, since you’re my manservant, I don’t really have any high hopes for you.”
“No means no!” I was almost at the limit of trying to endure with Ai Mi’s unreasonable remarks.
“…You can show me how you rub one out.”
What!?What are you saying even though you are a minor? Even the cla.s.s leader gets coy when she says that word, but you can say it as if you were saying ‘h.e.l.lo or Goodbye’!
Ai Mi glanced at me arrogantly. “Hey, what’s the big deal? Don’t boys your age often rub one out in their rooms?”
“I have known for a while that men are no different from male dogs. Just like the dog I’m raising, Obama, when it’s breeding season, not even my slippers escapes from his grasps — Right, Peng TouSi’s left leg is his fixed partner. Although you’re only a manservant, you can still just barely be considered a man. Come and show off your l.u.s.t to your owner!”
Who is a male dog! Also, who wants to watch that act for entertainment! I heard that you have the image of a pure girl in the states. If fans heard you saying such a vulgar thing, wouldn’t they cry tears of blood?
Seeing that I haven’t responded for a long time, Ai Mi scornfully said: “Since you’re this shy, are you still a virgin?”
Don’t act like you’re so great! Aren’t you also a virgin? When did this ident.i.ty begin to be despised by others! In ancient China, the urine of a virgin boy under 12 years old can be used as medicine! I can sell medicine by simply drinking water, can you do that?
Seeing as I tacitly approved, Ai Mi smiled happily on the bed.
“What a useless manservant! Or are you all like this due to poor education from the Celestial Empire?”
“Hey, hey, you can insult me, but you can’t insult my country!” I looked serious. “You had the honor of receiving the glorious and correct American education, so why are you also a virgin?”
“Who, who said that I’m a virgin!” Ai Mi’s face suddenly turned crimson, she stammered and replied, “I, I’ve had a lot of experience!”
She pretended to count her fingers calmly. “Once, twice… No, it’s too much to count. I was counting the number of people. I often do it with 3 people… No, 5 people at once! A virgin like you is nothing in my eyes!”
Stop bluffing. You think I would believe that your mom would let you sleep around when she didn’t even let you drink cola?
You know you’re doing something dangerous by trying to tempt me, right? Although I don’t have any experience with this kind of thing, the experienced Peng TouSi told me: If I didn’t hold back and did it with you, you would die from blood loss! Would that count as murder or would it be suicide! If that appeared on the news, it may intensify the relationship between China and the United States!
Didn’t American soldiers rape and kill a lot of underage girls in Okinawa? If I can’t hold back tonight, you would learn the feelings of the Okinawan citizens tomorrow!