I thought the first thing Shu Zhe would do was take out his homework. I never expected that he had already finished all his homework during self-study, no wonder his teachers have a good impression of him.
I brought Shu Zhe into the large bedroom filled with products after we finished eating pizza from Pizza Hut (Honestly, I don’t think it tastes good, it’s far worse than the cla.s.s leader’s cooking), then I told him we could start working.
I did a rough cleanup the night my dad left. In particular, I took out a part.i.tion screen to block out the huge pile of products in this room to prevent guests from noticing what kinds of products we deal with.
That’s why Shu Zhe was unexpectedly pleased when he walked into the bedroom because the windows were clear, and there was not a speck of dust on the floors.
“I never knew Bro Ye Lin knew how to clean! Although it’s not as clean as how my sister would do it, it’s still pa.s.sable!”
I did not reply. I only pulled the thick curtains shut and opened the ceiling light.
“Huh? Why did you close the curtains? It’s only 6, it’s still bright outside!”
I spoke casually: “Of course, it’s to protect trade secrets!”
When Shu Zhe was sitting on the bed and drinking a bottle of Minute Maid, I went behind the part.i.tion to prepare a wig, women’s clothes, handcuffs, and rope. He did not know what I was doing, so he was still in a relaxed mood.
“Tsch, you really know how to put on an act. What kind of high-cla.s.s secret watches would an online store have? Last time, Xiao Li took me to a Rolex store…”
He yelled out in surprise when I tossed a bundle of rope on top of his delicate legs. His wide-open eyes were filled with confusion and fear.
He picked up the rope and racked his brains, but he could not understand what it was for.
“Bro Ye Lin, why do we need rope to take pictures of watches?”
I sneered, he should be glad he could not see my terrifying expression from behind the part.i.tion.
“How dumb, of course it’s to secure things in place!”
“Secure? Secure what?”
“Do you still have to ask? Of course, it’s to secure you!”
“Secure me?” Shu Zhe, who was still puzzled, began to laugh, “Bro Ye Lin, you’re really good at jokes. Do I still need to pose for pictures of watches? Even if we do need to pose, do we need a rope?”
Shu Zhe’s smile disappeared when I brought out three different wigs, two pairs of handcuffs (one gold, one silver), and a large pile of female outfits, and I tossed it next to him.
Shu Zhe became more and more alarmed after being surrounded by this many S&M tools. The dogs he kidnapped probably had the same expression when he sold them.
“Take off your clothes!” I ordered, “Change into this nurse’s outfit first!”
Shu Zhe shrieked and ran towards the door, but I caught onto his arm and flung him back on the bed.
“Bro Ye Lin, this is different than what you told me!”
Shu Zhe laid on the bed and released wails of despair.
“Enough chit-chat!” I said fiercely, “When my dad took me to the hospital for shots when I was younger, he would trick me by telling me that we were going to the zoo!”
“That’s not the same! It’s not the same!” Shu Zhe sent one of his slippers flying during the struggle, “Your father did not tell you because it was for your own good, but this is not the same!”
“Hmph, this is for your own good too!”
In order to prevent him from kicking all the merchandise off the bed, I held onto his two bare feet.
“No! Nonononono!”
Shu Zhe screamed as if he was face to face to someone holding a butcher’s knife:
” —— Don’t burst my chrysanthemum!”
Who the h.e.l.l wants to burst your chrysanthemum! I only want you to change your clothes! Are you afraid because you thought I was h.o.m.o? Don’t wrongly accuse me! I am a hundred percent straight!
“Don’t be stupid! I don’t want to burst your chrysanthemum!”
I thought I already perfectly expressed me disdain towards h.o.m.o activities, but who knew Shu Zhe started crying more.
“I… don’t want to give a b.l.o.w.j.o.b either!”
Screw you! Do you want to p.i.s.s me off? Where are you learning these dirty words at such a young age! Only a big loss like Eunuch Cao would make you wear a wig and dress as the cla.s.s leader then give him a b.l.o.w.j.o.b!
“Shut up! Listen to me properly!”
Shu Zhe obediently closed his mouth. His lips were closed especially tight as if he was afraid I would stick something into his mouth.
“Hehe, as you probably guessed, we don’t sell watches, we sell adult goods! These ropes, handcuffs, and clothes are all part of our inventory. If you obediently wear the wig and let me take a few pictures, I’ll make sure you get home safely!”
Shu Zhe relaxed a bit after he heard I was not intending to make him cross dress and rape him, then he followed up and said:
“I’m not doing it! What if the pictures get recognized by someone?”
“Huh? Why were you not afraid of being recognized when you were pretending to be your sister? Stop wasting time and change your clothes! If you cooperate, I’ll use Photoshop to blur your face a bit, but if you resist…”
I made an evil grin while cracking my knuckles.
“Don’t! Don’t hit me!”
Shu Zhe crouched down and covered his head on top of the bed. After waiting for a while, he slowly raised his trembling head and said unwillingly:
“I’ll listen to you, okay? But you have to blur the pictures!”
Blur? I only watched Eunuch Cao Photoshop before, so I only know how to use the blur tool. To be honest, I could only reduce the brightness of your eyes, it’s not like I can make people see you as the cla.s.s leader.
It would be fine as long as no one mistakes our rope model as the cla.s.s leader. It’s not like I care about the image of a trap like you!
“Um… Brother Ye Lin, do you want me to wear this nurse uniform?”
I nodded and stood at the sides while watching him with crossed arms.
“Bro Ye Lin, can you leave when I change clothes?”
“Why? We’re all men here.”
Shu Zhe blushed and squeezed out a sentence:
“Because… I’ll be embarra.s.sed dressing as a trap!”
Ew. Why do you have to use such a cute tone of voice? What happens if you run when I am not watching you?
“Where would I run?” Shu Zhe glanced around at the surrounding walls, “This is the fifth floor, it’s not like I’m going to jump out the window.”
Well, that’s true, even if Shu Zhe was actually the cla.s.s leader’s sister, I don’t think she would jump out the window in order to protect her chast.i.ty —— If Shu Zhe was actually a girl, who knows where he would have ended up by now with his vain and gold-digging personality.
It’s not like I have an interest in watching men change, so I walked behind the part.i.tion to clean up some inventory. I told him to quickly put on the dark brown wig with the rose white nurse outfit.
“I understand…” Shu Zhe complied spiritlessly, then he put on the wig with ease and turned his face around so I could not see his expression.
I heard the rustling sound of him removing and wearing his clothes through the part.i.tion. After a couple of minutes, I heard the sound of a keystroke.
f.u.c.k! You’re probably sending a text to your sister so she can save you! You’re pretty clever, I can’t even take my eyes off of you!
I rushed out from behind the part.i.tion like a tiger and s.n.a.t.c.hed his phone. When I looked at the screen, as expected, he was currently writing a message to the cla.s.s leader:
“Bro Ye Lin wants to rape me. Sis, come…”
Not sure if I should scold or compliment you! It was an SOS message, but you still added ‘Bro’ in front of my name, it seems you respect me quite a bit! But why did you say I was going to rape you? Did you exaggerate so your sister would come quicker? What would you do if the cla.s.s leader got into an accident on her bike because she was in a rush!
I deleted the text and turned off the phone. Then I stood on my tip toes and put the phone on a shelf about two meters high, so now there is no way Shu Zhe can get his phone back.
When I turned back to look at Shu Zhe, he was already dressed as a lovely and pitiful nurse. His body was curled and trembling because I discovered his text message.
“Stop trembling!” I berated, “Hurry up and let me take a few pictures to atone for your crimes, otherwise, I’ll hit you!”
After he saw the old camera hung around my neck, Shu Zhe was aware he still had use to me so he regained a bit of strength.
“Bro Ye Lin, this nurse outfit is so short…”
I only noticed there was a red cross on the shoulder of the uniform after what he said. It is something you would never see in a hospital, it’s basically a gown as thin as a cicada’s wing! Also, the dress can barely cover the b.u.t.tocks! Shu Zhe had to use his two hands to hold down the edges of the dress to not expose himself!
“Okay just keep that pose!”
I took a few shots from the side. The timid nurse with an averting gaze in the photos was too alluring.
“Hmph, I knew it would work! Even if you’re a guy, no one would know even if I put it online! Your cross-dressing is even better than the models of the other stores!”
I was only casually giving him a compliment, I never expected him to actually have a slightly self-satisfied expression.
Are you elated simply because I complimented you? Do you not care if I’m comparing you to females as long as you are more beautiful?
Also, it’s not going to end this easily! Obviously, we need to use rope to consider you as a ‘rope model’!
Now let’s move on to the next step!