Xiao Qin’s brows quivered as she watched me aggressively shove my pencil into the sharpener.
“Um, Ye Lin cla.s.smate, I’m sorry about yesterday!”
Xiao Qin respectfully apologized.
I continued to sharpen my pencil and ignored her.
I remember Eunuch Cao told me a couple of days ago that he watched too many p.o.r.nos. Whenever he sees two objects together, he would imagine them having OOXX. For example, if he sees a compa.s.s and eraser together, he would feel like the compa.s.s is having OOXX with the eraser.
Now that I mentioned it, there is nothing in a stationery set that seems like OOXX more than a pencil and a sharpener. Does it seem like there are some sort of implications by placing it right in front of Xiao Qin?
It was not on purpose. I was sharpening first and then you came!
Xiao Qin gaze evaded the sharpener and landed on my messy desk, various textbooks intertwining with one another. One of the biology textbooks was coincidentally on a page talking about animal reproduction, with detailed ill.u.s.trations of pigs, horses, and donkeys. You could tell that the ill.u.s.trator was very familiar with animal’s physiological compositions.
Xiao Qin seemed to have comprehended something after seeing the ill.u.s.trations and she lowered her head and apologized:
“I was wrong, I shouldn’t have given you the nickname ‘wild donkey’….”
What? Are you only apologizing after so long! How was it a nickname! Didn’t you always call me wild donkey except for the time you moved? The other kids who were influenced by you also called me the same name, did you know how hurt I was! A lot of kids who didn’t know what was going on actually thought my surname was ‘wild’! When Noda Yoshihiko became the prime minister of j.a.pan, a lot of people left messages on my QQ congratulating me for a distant relative becoming a j.a.panese leader! (TN: Kanji for Noda contains the Chinese character for ‘Wild’)
“The reason why Ye Lin cla.s.smate’s body turned abnormal was because of this nickname…”
Huh? Although I loathed that nickname, it did not cause any abnormal changes in my body. Compared to my previous lanky build, I prefer my current st.u.r.dy and robust body!
I glanced at the ill.u.s.tration of the biology textbook. The rod-shaped object attached near the abdomen of Mr. Donkey revealed the truth.
d.a.m.n, was there a need to make it this clear! Does a donkey not have any rights to privacy?
I might have gone off-topic, but there is one thing I’m certain of: Xiao Qin apologizing for calling me a donkey is simply another way for her to call me a donkey!!
b.a.s.t.a.r.d! I’m only a 14-year-old who is a bit spartan, don’t compare me to a domestic animal! Even if I am a donkey, what would you be as the donkey’s girlfriend?
Xiao Qin solemnly vowed while she prepared her textbooks for the first lesson:
“Although Ye Lin cla.s.smate sadly changed into a grotesque shape, I will take responsibility! Even though it may take some time for me to prepare myself, but I will definitely take responsibility! This is an unavoidable responsibility of a girlfriend!”
You’re the one who changed into a grotesque appearance! Even if you look normal from your outer appearance, your mind already turned grotesque! Also, you said you would take responsibility… you ran away yesterday night when you should have taken responsibility! Are you just trying to mess with me?
Hmph, I will dump you sooner or later!
During break time, I heard Gong CaiCai was crying when she tripped while she was carrying new textbooks back to our cla.s.sroom. A few girls began to discuss the matter:
“Why doesn’t she ask for help? If those d.a.m.n boys in our cla.s.s found out, they probably would have lined up to help her! Why did she do it herself?”
“Sigh, she’s still too shy! Previously she would still ask the cla.s.s leader for help, I don’t know why she’s even afraid to look at the cla.s.s leader these past few days…”
“The cla.s.s leader’s good intentions went to waste since Gong CaiCai was not able to open up even a bit! Why doesn’t the cla.s.s leader also act as the learning committee member!”
“That’s true, it’s not like the cla.s.s leader’s grades are much worse than Gong CaiCai. I think the cla.s.s leader was only 2 places behind Gong CaiCai on the midterm rankings? If the cla.s.s leader was also the learning committee member…”
Eunuch Cao suddenly cut into their discussion:
“No! The cla.s.s leader can’t also be the learning committee member!”
The other girls expressed a shocked and suspicious expression.
“Why? Which condition prohibits her other than being too busy?”
Eunuch Cao smiled with contempt: “If the cla.s.s leader also wants to be the learning committee member, then she must confront her unfavorable elements?”
His deliberately mystifying words aroused the curiosity of the female students.
“What unfavorable elements? Does the cla.s.s leader have weaknesses?!”
“Hey, hey, I heard the cla.s.s leader is afraid of mice…”
“Tsk, as if you’re not? Besides, there’s probably nothing in this world Gong CaiCai isn’t afraid of, including mice!”
Once everyone was hooked to his words, he said without any rush:
“Although the cla.s.s leader can’t do it, I can do it!”
The girls were even more shocked.
“You? Your grades are at the bottom of the cla.s.s, how can you be the learning committee member!”
“That’s right, that’s right. Also, you didn’t even have a committee member position, so you can’t say you could also do it!”
Eunuch Cao began to laugh strangely:
“I said I can also do the learning committee member! It’s because I’m a guy and the cla.s.s leader is a girl! The cla.s.s leader doesn’t have the proper tools! Not only do I want to do the learning committee member, but a lot of other boys also want to do it too!”
The girls finally realized the meaning behind his words. They could not contain their anger. A group of people held him down on the floor and gave him a beating.
Eunuch Cao reached his meaty hands towards me as he laid on the ground with a battered face: “Master, save me!”
Originally, the girls didn’t really cause any serious injuries. Eunuch Cao also took the opportunity to sneak peeks under their skirts, until Xiong YaoYue was attracted by the chaos and asked what was going on.
“Eunuch Cao was taking advantage of us, so we’re teaching him a lesson!”
A girl, whose name I can’t remember, responded.
“Alright, count me in!” Xiong YaoYue walked over after she rolled up her sleeves. One kick on Eunuch Cao’s a.s.s was enough to turn his lips into an O-shape.
“Master, save me! My a.s.s split into two! I’m your main disciple, we can’t be bullied by people from the Emei Sect!”
“You’re the one who’s from Emei sect!” Xiong YaoYue cursed while kicking, “Your whole family is from the Emei sect! Watch me kick you to death!”
She got more and more into it as she kicked and it caused the girls around her to worry:
“Xiao Xiong, don’t actually cause serious injuries…”
“Yeah, I think I heard some strange sounds….”
I thought Eunuch Cao was punished enough, so I went to pull him away. The girls all quickly got out of my way, but only Xiong YaoYue kept kicking Eunuch Cao’s b.u.t.t. She was still kicking him even after I helped Eunuch Cao stand up.
Eunuch Cao would make a strange yell every time Xiong YaoYue kicked him. It sounded as if it contained pain but also a hint of pleasure.
d.a.m.n, Eunuch Cao is a pervert! Why is my main disciple like this? It really ruins my reputation as his master. He might as well jump off a cliff and come back after he ranks up!
I walked towards the back of the cla.s.sroom while holding onto Eunuch Cao. Xiong YaoYue still followed behind while kicking him as if the only reason Eunuch Cao could walk was due to the fact she was bestowing her kicks on his a.s.s.
“Hey, Yue Yue, that’s enough!” I stopped her, “It’s not like his a.s.s is a soccer ball. You should at least let him be able to sit on his chair during cla.s.s!”
“Don’t worry.” Xiong YaoYue said, “If you need anything from him, I won’t hinder you! I’ll only be beside him kicking him!”
‘Master, save me’ once again appeared in his eyes.
I used my body to stand in between them and see if Xiong YaoYue would have the guts to kick me.
Xiong YaoYue frowned. Right as she was about to kick me, she saw the cla.s.s leader walk into the cla.s.sroom. She quickly retracted her leg and resentfully walked back to her desk.
I told Eunuch Cao to teach me some PS skills since it would be useful to my family’s store.