Ai Mi, who was kissed on the cheeks by me, was at a loss as if she would feel more comfortable if I kissed her b.r.e.a.s.t.s.
“Why, it’s clearly your last chance, you d.a.m.n lolicon…”
Ai Mi looked at me incomprehensibly as the cold air made her jaws chatter.
“Hurry and get dressed so you don’t catch a cold.”
“Do you think it’s worth it?” She asked me seriously.
“Why is it not worth it?” I responded, “I’ll regret it for the rest of my life if you were the one who was stuck under the tree.”
“So, you don’t regret it?”
“Yeah, I won’t regret it even if the same thing happens again…”
In an instant, Ai Mi’s blue eyes were filled with ashes and she spoke in a calm and frightening tone:
“Can the three of you wait for me on the other side?”
d.a.m.n, don’t scare me. Also, which three? Your grandpa, me, and Vasya? I don’t want to be lumped together with that psycho! What if one day he thinks my appearance was an insult to him, then I would have to die again!
Besides, what do you mean wait for you? You’re only 12 years old and still have the rest of your life in front of you, don’t continue your life with a pessimistic outlook! Why do you remind me of the 81-year-old gramps who said most of his dear friends had already pa.s.sed away. Are you saying although you have a lot of fans, the ones most important to you are your grandfather, father, Peng TouSi, me, and Vasya?
Is Vasya included even though he almost killed you? So, in total there’s only 5 people and as expected Ai ShuQiao is not included.
If I also died, then three of us would no longer be with you. Then, the only one left beside you all the time would be Peng TouSi, but he could also be called back by Ai ShuQiao at any time.
No wonder you would lose interest in life. It’s like gramps who’s not afraid of death, but it’s actually something he looks forward to. Please don’t have the same outlook on life as a dying man at such a young age.
Even if the three of us waited for you, what can we do even if you join us, play mahjong? So, does that mean the three of us would just be staring at each other before you arrive?
I feel like Ai Mi needs a more positive outlook on life regardless if I die or not.
So I tried to persuade her: “Hey, even if I do die one day, you can’t commit suicide. Didn’t you believe in G.o.d? You will go to h.e.l.l if you commit suicide!”
Ai Mi clicked her tongue: “No, that’s an Islamic belief. Besides, G.o.d doesn’t care if you live or die.”
She seemed to think that I was having my last flash as a dying man, and since she believed I would be waiting for her in the other world, she spoke to me as if we would meet again.
“I won’t commit suicide because suicide is painful.” Ai Mi had an unfathomable smile.
“There’s a lot of ways to leave this world, some of them are even pleasant ways…”
“From tomorrow on, I’ll make sure to do everything my mom forbids me from doing.”
“I want to do everything all other celebrities do.”
“Whether it’s drugs or sleeping around, I’ll make sure to film everything and p.i.s.s my mom to death.”
“If I spend everyday indulging in these pleasures, I’ll probably die quickly.”
Ai Mi seemed to have painted a very depraved future for herself.
I frowned, “Hey, don’t do drugs or sleep around.”
“What’s wrong with sleeping around?” Ai Mi looked at me provocatively, “Will you despise me because I slept around? Didn’t you say you would love me no matter what?”
“That’s true…” Right when I was worrying about our strange conversation, I saw Peng TouSi walking towards us with 004 and 005 following behind him.
004 was holding an umbrella in his left hand and a first aid kit in his right hand. 005 was holding a military knife in his hands, not really sure how he would use that.
Peng TouSi took off his suit as he walked closer. His st.u.r.dy body of muscles riddled with bullet holes gave off a majestic aura.
Peng TouSi requested Ai Mi to give him some s.p.a.ce. Ai Mi regained her composure in front of the bodyguards. She wore her clothes properly and stood under the umbrella while speaking from a bit further away:
“Check if the manservant can still be saved. If he can’t be saved, make sure to keep his body intact so I can keep him preserved in a crystal coffin.”
“I’ll keep the coffin in the mansion’s living room, that way the manservant will be able to see whatever I do.”
Are you not going to let me rest even after I die?
Peng TouSi squatted in front of me and checked out my complexion, then he stuck out a single finger and asked:
“How many fingers am I holding up?”
“One. d.a.m.n h.o.m.o, stop joking around and hurry up and pulled me out.”
Peng TouSi put his finger on my neck and felt my pulse.
“He won’t die.” Peng TouSi turned and said to Ai Mi, “I’ve never seen such an energetic person before death.”
Ai Mi didn’t really believe him, “Stop lying. He’s my manservant, so that means even when he’s dying, he would be cooler than everyone else.”
“Why didn’t you bring a doctor?” Even though I knew I didn’t need a doctor, I still wanted to ask.
“We usually always have a private doctor nearby.” Peng TouSi said, “But the last doctor made the Miss unhappy, so he was fired two days ago…”
“Miss Ai Mi’er’s personal doctor is a job that has the highest turnover rate. To date, thirty-two doctors have already quit… I’ve been learning medicine in my spare time to fill up the empty times when we don’t have a doctor nearby…”
Peng TouSi gave me a straight forward smile, “The med kit 004 brought is for me to use to help you out.”
After monitoring my vitals for a while, Peng TouSi ordered 005 to cut away a few branches.
“Everyone get out of the way.” Peng TouSi warned.
Ai Mi walked to a safe location under 004’s protection.
“Make sure to keep his corpse intact.” Ai Mi was prepared for the fact I would instantly die after the tree gets moved out of the way.
I thought Peng TouSi would use some lifting equipment to help, but all I saw was him take a deep breath and his muscles immediately swell up in size. Then, he clasped his arms around the trunk of the tree, paused for a moment, and suddenly shouted “up”.
d.a.m.n, it actually raised up. He raised the tree and even moved it a few steps before placing it down where no one would trip on it.
He came to check on me after placing the tree down. In order to show I was fine, I quickly jumped up and waved at Ai Mi.
Ai Mi was shocked, delighted, and dumbfounded.
Peng TouSi stopped me from intense movements and said I still needed to be inspected. Thus he took out a simple stretcher from the med kit and asked 004 and 005 to carry me to the first aid room in the RV.
To make sure Ai Mi kept up, Peng TouSi seated her on his wide shoulders and held the umbrella higher to cover from the rain.
Ai Mi’s eyes were flickering and she kept asking Peng TouSi:
“Is the manservant really going to live? Is he really not going to die?”
Peng TouSi responded with a smile: “He won’t die.”
It was the first time I entered the first aid room in the RV. It was a bit smaller than hospital rooms, but it was fully equipped.
It had X-ray machines, ultrasound scanners, UV disinfection lights, and even a surgical bed and surgical lights…
I laid on the surgical table as Peng TouSi inspected me with various devices.
Other than a few scratches on my back and a ripped shirt, there were no other problems.
Peng TouSi didn’t give up and wanted me to take off my clothes so he could check my body.
Color returned to Ai Mi’s face after she heard I had no problems.
She was accompanying me the whole time while still wearing her wet clothes.
Ai Mi had her mouth wide open now that I was alive and well, and even asked the French chef for some dessert. She started to believe that she was being played by me earlier.