Chapter 419 – Support Domestic Goods
After listening to the story of Shu Zhe nearly losing his thing, I remembered: I should manage the online store today.
The biology teacher might be a plump single woman in her 50s who was rumored to have a hobby of collecting germs, she was pretty good at teaching. She often give practical real life examples to make it easier for students to remember lessons.
Today was no different as she asked the students to try and see if they could roll up their tongues. Apparently it was a hereditary trait, she also asked the students to see if they could contract their nostrils because apparently only 10% people can do it.
After I entered the Taobao store page, I could hear Xiao Qin speaking quietly next to me:
“Ye Lin cla.s.smate can also make his nostrils large because he’s perverted enough for a large nose.”
I tried it and it turns out I could expand my nostrils! Xiao Qin began to laugh uncontrollably when she saw. What’s there to laugh about, it’s not even scientifically proven that the ability to contract nostrils has anything to do with your l.u.s.t.
But I can’t really say I’m not a pervert since I rubbed her flat chest and pulled off her skirt last night.
I began to manage the online store feeling a bit awkward.
As I feared, I was pushing it a bit by sending inflated balloons through China’s violent courier services. Regardless of how many packing materials I added, two of the balloons still burst during transit.
Fortunately, the clients who purchase these perverted goods generally has more patience. None of them gave a bad review, but instead messaged me on how it should be resolved.
I strictly adhered to my dad’s sincere business policy and immediately refunded them. Uncle Fireball, who also bought the balloons, was also online. He had better luck and none of his balloons had burst.
“Ahhh, as expected of the breath from Red Berries. The smell is so fragrant after pa.s.sing her sweet tongue. I’m getting intoxicated by just smelling the orchid-like fragrance….”
What a perverted description. As for the fragrance, the truth is Shu Zhe loves to chew gum. If you chew a box of gum for an afternoon, your mouth will also have a similar smell.
“I’m very satisfied. I can now tell you the new proposal I mentioned last time.”
I quickly responded eruditely: “I’d like to hear the details.”
“Hm, since balloons are disposable goods, manufacturers don’t really pay attention to quality. The customers wouldn’t complain even if one or two broke. But as for a perverted goods store who sells high-price balloons, you would receive complaints as soon as it breaks during transit.”
“That’s true, there were two that broke this batch.”
In order to reduce the chance of it popping, I told Shu Zhe to not fill it up too much, but some still popped.
“See? So that’s why balloons are not really a good product…”
“Huh, weren’t you the one who told me to blow balloons? What should I do if not blowing balloons?”
Uncle Fireball purposely didn’t type anything for a couple minutes to build suspense. Then he sent over a short message: “Blow condoms.”
What, so use condoms as balloons? There were boys in elementary school who did dumb things like bringing condoms that were hidden their parent’s mattress to school. They would even give it out to unknowing female cla.s.smates and ask them to blow it together with them. Of course, they got caught in the end and their parents were called to school. Uncle Fireball, is this considered a good idea?
“Don’t be in a rush to reject it, it’s actually a great idea, just hear me out.”
“First of all, condom manufacturers are different than balloon manufacturers. It would be fatal if a condom broke, so all of them are tested before sale. As long as you don’t fill it up with too much air, the probability of it breaking during transit is much lower than balloons.”
“Second of all, everyone already loves the photo of Ms. Red Berries blowing the balloon. I don’t even need to tell you how they would feel when they imagine her lips making contact with a contact…”
“Third of all, a regular balloon is useless after you let out the air. But a condom is different, once you let out the air, you can still use it for what it was made for…”
“It’s not a regular condom, it’s one that’s been in contact with Ms. Red Berries lips! Who cares about indirect kisses when we have indirect oral! The price should be doubled to at least ¥100 each!”
Wow, you’re pervertedness is already out of this world! I should hire you to be a consultant for our store. If we start blowing condoms, then I don’t even have to go out to buy balloons!
But I don’t know if Shu Zhe will have conflicts about blowing condoms. Should I tell him beforehand, or trick him and make him blow condoms when he comes over?
And ¥10 from the sales of the balloons was being donated to the special education school. If we start selling ‘Kiss Condoms’, should I continue to donate ¥10 or donate ¥20? Do I have to have another argument with Shu Zhe when I decide to donate ¥20?
School was already over as I thought about those issues.
I realized Xiao Qin was following behind me as I was walking home.
When I went left, she went left. When I went right, she went right.
I stopped, turned around and asked:
“Where are you going? This is not the way to your home.”
Xiao Qin had both her thumbs underneath the straps of her h.e.l.lo kitty backpack.
“I’ll go wherever Ye Lin cla.s.smate goes… I already belong to Ye Lin cla.s.smate…”
Her toes pointed towards each other as she spoke as if she was a newly wed wife.
Although there were n.o.body I knew among the people pa.s.sing by, I still felt really embarra.s.sed.
“What are you talking about? Yesterday…. we didn’t even get to finish.”
Xiao Qin slightly raised her head. She looked at me bashfully with her crimson cheeks.
“Today… we can finish… Ye Lin cla.s.smate can take me home, or we can go somewhere else, whatever you want.”
My heart was beating frantically.
My blood began to boil by just thinking about ‘continuing’ the acts from yesterday. I would love to jump in right now, rip off her clothes, and have her pressed under me.
“Ye Lin cla.s.smate, careful.”
I was almost hit by a motorcycle as I was deep in thought, but luckily Xiao Qin pulled me out of the way.
I stuck up my middle finger towards the back of the driver. If he wasn’t already so far away, I would have ran after him and beat him up.
Xiao Qin took out her phone and took a picture of the motorcycle.
“Now we have the license plate. Anyone who harms Ye Lin cla.s.smate will be punished by G.o.d.”
It’s not G.o.d, but you, right? Are you going to do it yourself or tell Rose Group to handle it? Even though I’m also mad at the driver, but don’t go overboard for me, and definitely don’t do anything illegal.
I was able to calm down a bit after the motorcycle incident.
I definitely can’t listen to Xiao Qin and ‘finish’ it when Auntie Ren may be pregnant with my dad’s kid. Auntie Ren could ruin her body from anger and it’s irresponsible towards Xiao Qin. I’m still not sure how I should handle my relationship with Xiao Qin.
Is she a stepsister or a girlfriend, or is she both a stepsister and a girlfriend?
I made a decision. I’m not sure if I would reach the same decision tomorrow, but I decided I couldn’t bring Xiao Qin home. No one was at my home, so once the door was closed, I would probably only think with my lower body.
“I… I can’t take any guests today. Stop following me, I… I could take you to the subway station or even take you home.”
Xiao Qin’s face turned redder, “So Ye Lin cla.s.smate likes my bedroom more? My mom might be home early today, but as long as we’re careful and don’t make any sounds, even if you have to gag me…”
Please don’t make me imagine that kind of scene. Auntie Ren is resting in a room not even 10m away or even walking around the living room while I’m gagging her daughter one room away? Ah just thinking about it makes me pitch a tent in my pants.
I chanted the mantra sutra in my mind many times to calm down. There was no one around, so I held Xiao Qin’s hand and walked her to the subway entrance.
Xiao Qin’s whole body was trembling with joy as I held her hand. In order to keep calm, I tried to treat Xiao Qin like she was my little sister. It was actually pretty effective, at least I didn’t pitch a tent.
Xiao Qin continued to say while on the subway: “My bed is very st.u.r.dy and doesn’t creak. As long as you don’t make any strange sounds…”
I suddenly remembered I have to install a listening device in my room to listen in to conversations between Su Qiao and Ai ShuQiao.
I wasn’t able to meet Peng TouSi yesterday, but didn’t Xiao Qin also use a listening device before too? I heard the listening device was the work of the shoemaker in the supermarket by her hours. (I’ve even met the shoemaker and had him repair the cla.s.s leader’s shoes)
Xiao Qin made the shoemaker’s ident.i.ty sound mysterious as if he was an ex-intelligence officer who did something to make the country mad, so he started working as a shoemaker to hide in the city.
Since there’s a chance today, maybe I should pay him a visit and buy a listening device. After all, we should support domestic goods.