Chapter 539 – Love Rival Declaration
“Nonsense, where did a cat come from in our hotel?”
Zhuang Ni refused to believe that the “p.u.s.s.y” the cla.s.s leader had been playing with most of the night referred to a cat.
She grabbed the phone on the counter and dialed a number.
“Auntie Li, the guests of room 214 want to check out, please go to see if everything inside is normal. Look carefully to see if there is a cat inside, okay.”
The “Auntie Li” that Zhuang Ni spoke of was probably the sweeping lady the cla.s.s leader and I saw yesterday.
“Hey, Zhuang Ni, I haven’t even decided to check out yet.” I complained, “I booked the room until noon, so it’s a loss for me to check out now.”
“What, do you still want to snuggle with the cla.s.s leader again?” Zhuang Ni put down the phone and looked at me coldly.
“You won’t find the cat.” The cla.s.s leader looked at the streets from outside the gla.s.s door very despondently, “It ran away from a hole in our broken window in the middle of the night, if there was no hole…”
The expression of the cla.s.s leader tangled up. As someone with OCD, she wanted the window to be intact without even a small crack, but if the window was intact last night, then the cat wouldn’t have come in and she wouldn’t have had the opportunity to spend the night with the cat in bed.
Soon after, Auntie Li came down the stairs wearing the cleaning uniform. For some reason she looked at me weirdly.
“No cat, but the sheets are soiled, so you need to add an extra ¥20 charge as a cleaning fee.”
“Wait, you said there’s an additional cleaning fee?” The cla.s.s leader widened her eyes in disbelief, “Whether I’m in my own home or not, I always do my best to maintain cleanliness, how can the sheets be soiled by me?”
“Zhuang Ni’s cla.s.smate, please calm down.” Zhuang Ni’s cousin advised, “It may have been your partner who dirtied it.”
Auntie Li shook her head and said to the cla.s.s leader, “Girl, it was you who soiled it, don’t try to deny it.”
“I didn’t… let’s go back to the room and take a look.” The cla.s.s leader impulsively grabbed Auntie Li’s sleeve.
Auntie Li stood unwavering like a mountain. She looked at me with disgust and said coldly:
“It’s not fair to say you did it alone, girl. I should say that the two of you did it together.”
“You have to explain it clearly.” The cla.s.s leader insisted.
Auntie Li snorted, “There’s blood on the sheets, do you think I wouldn’t notice because you flipped it around?”
At the same time, she pointed to a warning sign posted on the wall, written in a brushstroke script style: the deposit is not refundable if there’s blood on the sheets.
“Do you see that? We’re already giving you preferential treatment by charging only ¥20.”
“How can there be blood on the sheets?” The cla.s.s leader and Zhuang Ni turned to me at the same time and asked.
Zhuang Ni’s cousin secretly gave me a thumbs up, it looks like he was the type who wanted the world to be in chaos.
“Hey, don’t misunderstand, that’s not suspicious blood.” I hurriedly explained, “That’s not even the cla.s.s leader’s blood, that’s my blood.”
The cla.s.s leader was slightly relieved and I’m not sure why she had her hand over her abdomen.
But Zhuang Ni had a face full of malice and a dawning expression of realization.
“So that’s how it is. I’ve heard that some first timers will bleed, it looks like Ye Lin’s foreskin is too long.”
In your limited knowledge, do humans only bleed from between their legs? There are thousands of places where you can bleed from!
And Auntie Li and Zhuang Ni’s cousin shouldn’t be snickering on the side.
“Enough Zhuang Ni, stop pretending to understand when you know nothing.” I said with the att.i.tude of a senior expert, “Too long foreskin wouldn’t cause bleeding, but phimosis might.”
I’ve been selling adult products with my dad for so many years, so I’m quite familiar with it.
Zhuang Ni looked at me with respect, “My apologies, so you’re one of the fabled ones with phimosis.”
“I only pointed out the facts, I didn’t say I had phimosis!” I was shaking with anger and asked the cla.s.s leader for a.s.sistance without thinking clearly: “Cla.s.s leader, testify for me. I don’t have phimosis, you’ve seen it once before.”
A layer of ice covered the cla.s.s leader’s face.
It looks like the time when the cla.s.s leader accidentally saw me urinating under the bridge wasn’t a good memory for her.
“So young, but you don’t know how to cherish yourself, and you’re even a cla.s.s leader…”Auntie Li didn’t seem to approve of us booking a room together at such a young age.
“You’re all wrong.” I shouted, “The blood on the sheets is my nose blood, I’m not afraid to get a DNA test. It has nothing to do with the cla.s.s leader, do, you, you, guys, understand?”
“Nose blood.” Zhuang Ni frowned, “What exactly did you see in bed to get a nosebleed.”
It’s not that I saw something, but that I heard the cla.s.s leader’s conversation with you on the phone. I got a nosebleed when the image of you and Gong CaiCai cuddling naked together flashed through my mind, but I can’t admit that in front of so many people.
“It’s just too hot and my body is heated up.” I said.
“I don’t care if it’s a nosebleed or whatever other blood, in any case, ¥20 for cleaning.” Auntie Li repeated in a flat tone.
“I don’t have a problem with that, just deduct it from the deposit.”
There should still be a surplus after you subtract the room fee and the cleaning fee from the ¥300 deposit.
“Please give me another ¥10.” Zhuang Ni’s cousin looked at the computer screen and said.
“Hey, you’re miscalculating, you should be giving me back ¥20.” Don’t underestimate me, I’m alright at math.
Zhuang Ni’s cousin had an embarra.s.sed look, “But you used up a box condoms in the room, a total of twelve.”
The aura around Zhuang Ni instantly turned into a black mist.
“Cla.s.s leader… you and Ye Lin did it that many times. So you turn up the volume of the TV to cover your voices.”
“c.r.a.p…” I couldn’t hold back the profanities. The cla.s.s leader looked like she was going to go crazy from anger.
“We didn’t use that kind of stuff.” The cla.s.s leader yelled at the two Zhuang Ni relatives, “You guys keep trying to frame your guests, are you a scam shop?”
Zhuang Ni turned her head to ask her cousin, “Are we a scam shop?” The cousin shook his head, Zhuang Ni then replied, “We’re not a scam shop and Auntie Li didn’t make a mistake.There are twelve condoms missing from your room, so admit it.”
“Maybe the cat took it, or brought it into a place where it isn’t easy to find.”
I offered the most logical guess.
“Aha, it’s the cat again.” Zhaung Ni looked at me with a fake smile, “Can you use a different excuse?”
“Itt’s not an excuse.” The cla.s.s leader said loudly, “The p.u.s.s.y must have brought it behind the dresser or some other corner. If you actually looked harder for it, you might find it along with that missing playing card.”
Well, the cla.s.s leader still hasn’t forgotten the set of playing cards with only 53 cards.
“The blood-stained sheets and the missing condoms. Cla.s.s leader, it seems the evidence is in my favor for our bet.”
Zhuang Ni pointed it out with glee.
“That’s invalid evidence.” The cla.s.s leader retorted, “The blood on the sheets is from Ye Lin’s nose, and as for the missing twelve condoms…. if they were really used by us, it should have been found in the trash among other things.”
Zhuang Ni sent a questioning gaze to Auntie Li. Auntie Li shook her head, indicating that there weren’t any used condoms in the trash.
Of course, even if I was a strong Spartan, twelve times a night would be way too much, right?
Zhuang Ni thought about it for a bit, “Cla.s.s leader, let’s consider out bet a tie.”
“So that means you intend to continue to hara.s.s Gong CaiCai.” The cla.s.s leader questioned.
“I don’t have any other choice…” Zhuang Ni exaggeratedly sighed, “Or we would have to reveal what we did all over school and see whose behavior is more immoral.”
“First was a frail girl who hadn’t been to school for a while studying with a female cla.s.smate. Then they took a shower and rested on the bed together for a short period of time…”
“Second was the female cla.s.s leader who went to a hotel together with a male cla.s.smate. Not only did they stain the bed sheets with blood, they even did it twelve times after she lost her virginity. They shook the place so hard they even broke the window…”
That rumor is way too vicious. And you say you’re not running a scam shop when you’re trying to frame us for the broken window too.
“You…” The cla.s.s leader was so angry she was speechless. If anyone was the bane of the cla.s.s leader in cla.s.s 2-3, it would be Zhuang Ni.
“Cla.s.s leader, if you agree to count this bet as a tie, I’ll waive the cleaning fee and the cost of the condoms, but it’s Ye Lin who’s paying anyway, right?”
No, the cla.s.s leader already paid me ¥300 last night for the deposit. If you insist on charging us, the cla.s.s leader will have to pay for the missing condoms.
“Fine, I fell for your tricks this time.” The cla.s.s leader stroked her chest to calm herself down, “But I won’t let you corrupt Gong CaiCai, just wait.”
“Yeah, I’ll wait.” Zhuang Ni said with eyes of expectation.
“Umm…” After the cla.s.s leader rushed out, I approached the counter and asked Zhuang Ni’s cousin, “Where do you guys get your condoms? My family has a large stock, so if you are interested, I can give you an internal price…”
“Don’t make any moves on the cla.s.s leader.” Zhuang Ni suddenly said.
“What.”
A heavy murderous aura leaked from her eyes.
“The cla.s.s leader belongs to me and no man is qualified to have her. Ye Lin, if hurt her in any way, you know what the consequences are.”
“I’m just negotiating with your cousin about condom supply, it looks like he’s interested as well…”
“There’s no discussion.” Zhuang Ni decided for her cousin, “Ye Lin, you have to remember, you are always unwelcome here. You’re my love rival and I curse you to get dismembered by a cement truck.”
I walked out of the hotel disappointed I wasn’t able to complete the sale. But based on Zhuang Ni’s last words, it seems she felt the cla.s.s leader and I were already beyond the relationship of ordinary cla.s.smates.