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Don’t just say that w.i.l.l.y-nilly! Is that how an advanced democratic country solves their problems!? There are many people on the Internet who claim that the United States is the hope of mankind, the beacon of light! But now it turns out that they just kill anyone they hate?
I coughed a few times and said that the so-called bad guy wasn’t bad enough to be completely annihilated. He was just a selfish person who didn’t know how to put himself in someone else’s shoes. It would be fine if he could learn how to think from other’s perspectives.
“Hmph, I already learned how to think from other’s perspectives during elementary school in America! At that time, the school asked the boys and girls to wear special weighted clothes to simulate being pregnant. That way both boys and girls would understand the pain of pregnancies and they would be more cautious and use contraceptives… Well, the education of the Celestial Empire is a failure!”
I don’t know how criticizing the education of the Celestial Empire will benefit Ai Mi. Maybe she’s just extremely compet.i.tive. Not even an ounce of constructive ideas. Even if I forced Shu Zhe to wear special weighted clothes, it would not make him understand the pains of being a sister.
The sky was getting darker and I said I should head home.
“Fine, just leave if you want. I’m getting sick of looking at your face anyway.”
Ai Mi sat on the sofa cushion with no intention of seeing me out. Instead, she closed her eyes and turned her head to the side. It was very disrespectful.
I won’t stoop to her level. I petted Obama’s head as he scooched beside me.
“Manservant…you…when will you come back?”
Ai Mi didn’t look at me, and when she spoke, she was looking at the corner.
“Whenever I’m free, there should have been enough checkered books for you to use for a few weeks? Or are you saying you want me to come over often?”
The vegetable juice was pretty tasty, and the figs weren’t bad either. There is no harm in coming often to accompany Ai Mi.
“Who… who wants you to come often, stop dreaming! I’ll call next time I have a task for you!”
“Oh, then I’m leaving!”
I bent down to tie my shoes.
Ai Mi used the armrest of the sofa as a bunker, hiding half her body while watching me wearing my shoes, not sure what’s her intention.
“Hey, manservant, about the credit card I gave you last time, have you used it to buy stuff you like?”
It seems to be a different method of asking what I like.
“Oh that… since I’ve been busy recently, I haven’t used it yet!”
Ai Mi revealed the expression of a little beast.
“What a failure, doesn’t even know how to spend money.”
Although she was chiding me sarcastically, there was a hint of joy in her blue eyes. It probably was not because I saved her money, but because she realized that I have no particular desire for money, and it would not be easy for me to be bought over by her mother.
“Hey, I’ll tell Peng TouSi to pick you up on Sunday, you can come to film city and watch me film.”
It was not an invitation, but a request, based on her tone of voice.
To be honest, I am a bit interested. Although I’m not planning on becoming an action actor anymore, the process of filming should be quite interesting. I’m not sure how hilarious Ai Mi will look like when she is filming.
“Well, if I have nothing else to do, I might consider going.”
“Eh? That’s how you reply? The master’s order should be your highest priority!”
Who’s my master! I just thought that you were lonely and accompanied you out of the goodness of my heart!
I didn’t want to waste time arguing with her. Since she stuck her head out when she was watching me wear my shoes, I reached out and patted her head.
This time Ai Mi didn’t resist, and obediently let me ma.s.sage her a few times. She lowered her head to hide the expression on her face.
“If you don’t come on Sunday, I won’t forgive you!”
It was very unconvincing when she said that as I was patting her head.
When Peng TouSi heard that I was heading home, he proposed to drive me. I was afraid of being alone with him, so I ran back.
It is said that it’s pretty tight when you exercised in Qingzi Academy’s uniform. No wonder they can’t beat others in a fight, the school uniform lacks consideration.
Due to Xiao Qin’s bandaged head, I have not bullied her in the past few days.
She used brother Optimus Prime twice as bait to deceive me. Not bullying her is already a huge favor.
Not only did she not repay my kindness, but she also verbally hara.s.sed me constantly to the point where I couldn’t concentrate in cla.s.s.
However, it may be because her head and abdomen both hurts, the frequency or intensity of the hara.s.sment isn’t even comparable to the previous days.
In addition, the cla.s.s leader does not talk to me. She treats me as air and remains a respectful distance away.
Loud Mouth constantly urged me to apologize to the cla.s.s leader. She told me to sincerely apologize and not make jokes about her brother’s name.
I actually wanted to find a suitable time, but recently loyal dog bro hasn’t left the side of the cla.s.s leader, not even once.
Shu Zhe didn’t come looking for me anymore, maybe he was afraid to be discovered by his sister — don’t tell me he really went through with the plan of taking nude photos of his sister?
I asked Cao JingShen how his nude photo business was doing recently and if he had any compet.i.tors.
As soon as I mentioned it, Cao JingShen’s face bloomed.
“Leader, thanks to your blessings, the profits on photos of the cla.s.s leader has greatly increased!”
“Huh? Didn’t you photoshop a lot of different girls? Why did you only mention the cla.s.s leader?”
I whispered to Cao JingShen while being on guard against the cla.s.s leader. She not only had superior vision, but also super hearing.
“Jie Jie Jie Jie, this disciple thinks that it’s because the cla.s.s leader is too serious, people can only “see and not play”. So the more serious she is, the more people want to see her nude. It’s really a case of reverse psychology!”
“So this disciple decided to take the premium products route. Recently I launched a special package with 12 pictures of the cla.s.s leader.There’s even a discount if you buy it all!”
“Leader, would you like one? I can give you a set if you want.”
I seem to have already witnessed the day Cao JingShen is stepped on by the cla.s.s leader and shot through the temples with her gun.
Under my inquiry, Cao JingShen talked about his customers, none of them were from our cla.s.s. He didn’t dare sell to cla.s.smates, since he was afraid of being reported.
“Usually client information is confidential, but since you’re my master…”
Cao JingShen talked about his biggest client, I couldn’t believe it was Li ErLeng of cla.s.s 2. This guy would buy every photo of the cla.s.s leader. Cao JingShen even gave him a gold VIP status and he could enjoy a 10% discount.
Li ErLeng is his nickname, his real name is Li CunZhuang, his brain wasn’t so so good. There were even rumors going around school that his parents were long-lost siblings.
The dude was huge. He weighed 100 kg, a fierce expression, and a left eye that couldn’t open. When he spoke he would always repeat his first word twice.
For example, when he goes to the cafeteria he would say “buy…buy buns”, and when he curses he would say “screw…screw your mom.”
Don’t let his nickname fool you, everyone makes fun of him behind his back, but no one dares face him head-on.
When Li ErLeng fought, he fought to the death. All the punks outside were all scared of him (I’ve heard that psychotic or mentally handicapped people would not be legally responsible if they killed someone).
And this fatty was persistent, similar to Forrest from “Forrest Gump”. Obviously he’s not as pure as Forrest, otherwise he would not buy nude photos of the cla.s.s leader.
I thought about how he spent a lot of money to buy nude photos of the cla.s.s leader, I hope he doesn’t do something bad to the cla.s.s leader in the future.
I should prevent it, but I don’t know what to do.
“Eunuch Cao, are you going to keep selling the cla.s.s leader’s photos?”
I decided to annihilate the source.
Cao JingShen turned pale with fright and screamed:
“Leader, this disciple was wrong. I made an oath that I would never make fun of your family anymore. You see, since Ren XiaoQin is the leader’s woman, I never photoshopped her photos. Is the cla.s.s leader part of your family now too? If the cla.s.s leader is your woman, then this disciple will burn the remaining photos, without leaving a trace!”
Since he said that, i had nothing to say. In fact, I had no reason to help the cla.s.s leader. If Cao JingShen wants to sell the photos, then he should, it’s not real anyways.
Seeing that I didn’t pursue this matter, Cao JingShen relaxed and said that it was all due to my blessings that he could earn a lot, so he said he would treat me to McDonald’s at noon. I went with him since I wasn’t doing anything.
Xiao Qin originally wanted me to have a meal with me. When she saw that I followed Cao JingShen, and she didn’t dare to talk to Cao JingShen. She only looked at me with a face of grievance, hoping I can have a conscience.
I don’t have a conscience just because I’m not eating with you? I ignored her, and she was later taken away by the cla.s.s leader and her groupies.
When we were eating chicken wings at McDonald’s, I suddenly had a revelation. technically speaking, these were bought with the cla.s.s leader’s nude photos. After eating this meal, wouldn’t I be Cao JingShen’s accomplice!
Why do I feel like a pimp? And for some reason I feel like I owe the cla.s.s leader a lot of money…