Chapter 803: Unexpected Repeat Offender
“That’s… great.”
Xiao Qin suddenly said after the boys outside were all staring at the cla.s.s leader’s mother.
Huh, did Xiao Qin go insane because she realized the cla.s.s leader’s mom was too beautiful? I still need her to help me infiltrate the Happy Science Cult to deal with their crazy leader, so how can you go crazy first?
“The cla.s.s leader’s mother’s b.r.e.a.s.t.s… aren’t as big as my mother’s. It looks like the cla.s.s leader is only in the lead temporarily, but I will catch up in the future.”
Xiao Qin said with confidence.
So you were just looking at her b.r.e.a.s.t.s? You’re a pervert, even I wasn’t looking at her b.r.e.a.s.t.s! The picturesque scene was completely ruined by your words.
I took another look at the cla.s.s leader’s mother because of what Xiao Qin said and my gaze kept subconsciously going towards her b.r.e.a.s.t.s. I also tried to remember the size of Auntie Ren’s bra back when I had the big fight with the underwear thief.
I’ve become a total pervert. It’s fine if I daydream about my female cla.s.smates, but now I’m daydreaming about the mother of one of my female cla.s.smates. It’s all Xiao Qin’s fault, give me back my innocence.
“Did you only see her b.r.e.a.s.t.s and not her temperament.” I could not help but question Xiao Qin.
Xiao Qin looked up at the sky, “Isn’t Ye Lin cla.s.smate satisfied with only b.r.e.a.s.t.s? What’s temperament, can you eat it?”
Whose life only revolves around b.r.e.a.s.t.s? You must be jealous of her beauty like the other mothers who are looking at the cla.s.s leader’s mother.
Anyway, I already achieved my wish of seeing the cla.s.s leader’s mother, so I pulled Xiao Qin and went into the school.
Auntie Ren will also arrive a bit later. If I can’t control myself when the time comes and try to compare which one has bigger b.r.e.a.s.t.s and get caught by the cla.s.s leader… my life will end at 14 years old.
If you think about it, the cla.s.s leader’s mother does not play an important role in my current list of tasks. I only wanted to meet her to satisfy my curiosity.
My current list of tasks are:
1. Save Ai Mi from Ai ShuQiao
2. Facilitate the marriage between my dad and Auntie Ren
3. Take care of myself so I wouldn’t die from heart disease or other reasons
In order to achieve 1, I received side missions, namely to infiltrate the Happy Science Cult and steal their karma program, and provide blood samples to Ai ShuQiao for research.
3 is the prerequisite for all the other tasks. If I die, it would be a huge blow to both Xiao Qin and Ai Mi. The cla.s.s leader also threatened she would shoot me to death numerous times, so she would probably feel regret she couldn’t kill me herself.
For now, the second step was a very critical step. Right now they have a delicate relationship, but they will sit together in Xiao Qin and my seats today at the parent-teacher meeting, so it’s a great chance to improve their relationship.
I asked Xiao Qin if she wanted to come to my house today.
“Let’s make dinner together, then we can have our parents try it after the parent-teacher meeting ends.”
Xiao Qin naturally happily accepted. We went to a nearby supermarket to buy some stuff and we b.u.mped into Ai Mi, who sneaked out to buy some chips.
“Ha, d.a.m.n manservant, what are you doing with maid Qin?” Ai Mi crossed her arms with a mischievous look, “It looks like you guys are sneaking around and planning to do something bad.”
“No way.” Xiao Qin patted Ai Mi’s head and enjoyed the feeling of her soft golden hair, “I’m currently a kind childhood friend shoujo cat maid. I never do anything bad, so if Ai Mi needs anything, let me do and I’ll put my life on the line to help you.”
Ai Mi broke away from Xiao Qin’s fondling, “Hmph, I don’t need your inferior life.”
Then she looked up at the top shelf, “Grab the chips on the top for me and do it with honor and grat.i.tude.”
I always suspected that the Wal-Mart stocker had a grudge against Ai Mi because they always put the brand of chips that Ai Mi ate most often on the highest shelf, making it out of her reach even when she stood on her tip toes.
Even if I had to slightly stand a bit higher to be able to get the chips for Ai Mi.
On the surface, Ai Mi seemed to be “not too interested” and had to “reluctantly” accept it, but I understood the excitement she felt. It was similar to the pleasure a boy feels after he downloaded an adult film behind his parents’ back.
After holding the chips in her arms like a baby, Ai Mi stared at Xiao Qin and me as if we had something we forgot to do.
“One can isn’t enough right?” I asked with a smile, I then grabbed a bunch and pa.s.sed them one by one to Ai Mi.
Xiao Qin looked disappointed and she mumbled:
“Ye Lin cla.s.smate beat me to it. If not, then one can of chips would be one silver star, and three cans of chips would be three silver stars. If I give Ai Mi chips every day…”
Keep dreaming, it didn’t take much effort for you to get some chips for Ai Mi. It’s already good enough I gave you a silver star as encouragement. It’s not good to eat chips every day, so I’ll deduct stars if you give Ai Mi chips every day.
Xiao Qin’s star list now became ★★★☆.
I suddenly thought of something and asked Ai Mi: “Doesn’t Qing Zi Academy have their parent-teacher meeting today?”
“They do.” Ai Mi tore of the foil sealing the can of chips and began eating in front of the employees.
“Peng TouSi went to the parent-teacher meeting for me, that’s why I had the opportunity to sneak out and buy chips… usually Winnie would be the one to run errands, but I have no idea where she went and her phone isn’t even on…”
Huh, maybe Winnie was worried about the parent-teacher meeting? She wasn’t sure whether her parents will go to the parent-teacher meeting and was even more worried about her parents getting into a fight and embarra.s.sing her.
She can rest a.s.sured for the time being. Due to Xiao Qin’s efforts, papa bear and mama bear should at least be able to control themselves today and won’t make another scene, right?
Ai Mi ignored gazes from the employees and other customers’, and continued to stuff chips into her mouth.
“B-2 was useless junk. I wanted it to come out to buy chips, but it was almost picked up by a homeless person as sc.r.a.ps, so it shot a tranquilizer dart and put them to sleep. I was finally able to handle that issue…”
Ai Mi quickly finished the first can of chips. She casually tossed the empty can on the ground and had no intentions of bringing it up to the checkout counter.
“Hey.” I stopped her, “It’s already uncivilized to directly eat the chips in the supermarket, but don’t throw the empty can away since you still have to pay for it…”
“I came out in a hurry and didn’t bring any money.”
Ai Mi said, then she opened up a second can and continued to eat.
“Why did you come to a supermarket if you don’t have money. Don’t you know your actions could be considered as…. theft, and it will be recorded by the cameras.”
“It’s not important.” Ai Mi didn’t slow down her eating speed, “004 and 005 are almost here, so I could let them pay.”
She then put on a bad smile and said quietly:
“Actually, Wal-Mart cameras aren’t always operational. Some of them are broken, some are fake, and some are in blind spots… I’ve stolen things from Wal-Mart and gas stations in America and have never been caught…”
I was angry, “Why would… a rich person like you have to steal. What have you stolen?”
Ai Mi had half a chip hanging out her mouth as she looked back in her memories.
“I think I stole an eraser from Wal-Mart, and a lighter from the gas station… it’s pretty fun trying to avoid the cameras.”
“Why would you steal an eraser and a lighter when you could afford a helicopter?”
“Tsk, you’re just a d.a.m.n manservant, it’s none of your business. It makes me happy.”
“I’m your brother, so of course it’s my business.”
“Since that’s the case, then I’ll have to trouble you, brother, to pay the bill.” Ai Mi threw her half-eaten can of chips on the ground, “Why doesn’t it taste as crispy anymore? It’s probably the moisture, I should really call their manager out to scold….”
“You ate their chips before paying and you’re going to scold the manager?” I said angrily, “How were you planning on paying if you didn’t meet me and Xiao Qin?”
Ai Mi held the last can of chips in her hand and glanced up at the security camera, then she probably walked into its blind spot.
“Hmph, if I couldn’t finish it, I’ll stuff it into my clothes. Items under ¥50 aren’t usually tagged, so they wouldn’t notice…”
d.a.m.n, she’s a habitual criminal! I know there’s a lot of stress in the entertainment industry, but don’t release your stress like this!
“Have you never thought about what will happen if you get caught?”
“Isn’t it just double the price as a fine?” Ai Mi said with disdain, “Double of zero is still zero. Also, this isn’t America, so not many people recognize and I don’t have to worry about being caught by paparazzi…”
“Hmph, once I get caught, I’ll immediately pretend I don’t understand Chinese. The employees will think I’m a foreign guest who was separated from my parents and bring me to the service counter. Not only will they not s.n.a.t.c.h the chips from me, they will even offer me water. I just need to comfortably wait for Peng TouSi and the others to arrive…”
“It sounds like you’ve already been caught once in China. Do they not know you could speak Chinese? Why don’t they send an employee who can speak English?”
“If I do run into an employee who could speak broken English…” Ai Mi shared her stories shamelessly, “I’ll just switch to Russia. It’s not like Chinese people can even tell the difference between Russians and Americans.”
So you know how to speak Russian? Is it because you had a crush on the Russian sniper, Vasya, as a child, so you were able to easily learn Russian?
My sister is a language master who is fluent in three languages! In comparison, my English grades are so bad it can’t be shown to anyone.
The problem was Ai Mi didn’t lack money, but she still put in a lot of effort to find camera blind spots. She also could speak three different languages, is it worth it to steal a can of chips?
“What do you know, you d.a.m.n manservant. Why are you looking at me with those eyes.” Ai Mi said defiantly, “Many actresses do this, it’s not like I’m the only one.”