Chapter 866: The Cla.s.s Leader’s Weakness
Scram! Get out of here Peng TouSi! Who said you could listen to us from outside the door! Who told you to prepare a maid outfit for me! It’s fine if Shu Zhe wears one, but how could a Spartan like me wear a maid outfit!
If the three hundred Spartan warriors who were stationed at Thermopylae had collectively put on maid uniforms to meet the enemy, then wouldn’t the Persian army have suffered a mental attack and collapsed without a fight?
Xerxes, the leader of the Persian army: “d.a.m.n! Three hundred muscular maids are attacking! Mamma Mia, it’s so scary! The Spartans are all monsters!”
The leader of the three hundred warriors, King Leonidas of Sparta, was fully dressed as a maid from head to toe with rabbit ears on top of his head. He said coquettishly:
“Don’t leave~~ stay and take a bath with us~~~”
Xerxes, died.
“Peng Peng, stop joking!” Winnie said to Peng TouSi, “If Ye Lin wears a maid outfit, then I’ll immediately stab my eyes out!”
Peng TouSi didn’t really react.
“I was just pa.s.sing by.” Peng TouSi said from outside, “Miss, please play happily with everyone, I’ll make my leave.”
“Whose playing with them?!” Ai Mi denied it, “I’m getting my revenge! An eye for eye, a tooth for a tooth, a maid outfit for a maid outfit!”
“Huh?” I asked the cla.s.s leader, “Did you guys force Ai Mi to wear a maid outfit on Gong CaiCai’s birthday? Why would Gong CaiCai have a maid outfit at her house?”
The cla.s.s leader’s eyes never moved away from Obama and Mi Ba. She answered me absentmindedly:
“We only had Ai Mi change into a white dress that looked a bit like a maid outfit…”
That scared me! I thought Gong CaiCai actually had a maid outfit at home and her future aspiration was to be a maid! A maid who will drop and break all of your porcelains, just thinking about it is scary! Don’t tell me the way to defeat Ai ShuQiao is to give Gong CaiCai to her as a maid, and then have her break all the valuables?
“No excuses!” Ai Mi once again pointed at the cla.s.s leader, “You have to wear a maid outfit today to atone for your sins!”
“Don’t, don’t underestimate on me!”
The cla.s.s leader, who exhausted almost all her energy to squeeze out those words, had a complex expression on her face.
The smile at the corner of her mouth also looked extremely unnatural, as if it would disappear in the next second due to her uncontrollable trembling.
What betrayed the cla.s.s leader the most was her usual eagle-sharp eyes. Her cold gaze had melted with the cat and dog paradise so close at hand. Even though she was still an eagle, she was no longer looking at them as if they were her prey. Instead, it was like she was looking at her little baby that had just broken out of its sh.e.l.l and was waiting to be fed.
“Even if the dog’s swollen mouth is super cute, and the kitten has fluffy fur, I still…”
“It’s just a cat and a dog! It’s just something that meows and barks! If you give up your principles and wear a maid outfit just for this…”
The more she spoke, the more incoherent she became! So even if you’re confident of arresting a large number of criminals in the future and will not hesitate to shoot at wild boars that hurt people, it’s still difficult for you to resist the cuteness of small animals?
When the cla.s.s leader was stuck at the same spot because of her inner conflict and couldn’t move, Ai Mi rolled her eyes and used the last trick that was up her sleeve.
She waved me over, and then asked me to take out the things hidden under the coffee table.
After I held the rectangular object that had a perimeter of 50 centimetres and looked like a huge religious book, I knew that the cla.s.s leader was doomed.
“Is it necessary to do this?” I asked Ai Mi with a grimace, “How much do you hate her?”
“It is necessary!”Ai Mi swung the bat that had been hidden under the sofa and suddenly knocked the ‘Wonder of the World – Egyptian Pyramid Puzzle’ out of my hand.
Ai Mi’s swing of the bat caused all of the puzzle pieces to fly up into the sky.
Each piece was made of wood imported from Russia. Wood grows slowly in the cold natural conditions of Siberia, so the wood was very dense and st.u.r.dy. Even if the pieces were tossed into the air violently, not a single piece was broken.
Irregularly shaped puzzle pieces fell from the air like snowflakes and scattered all over the floor. One of them even fell on the cla.s.s leader’s head!
If the cla.s.s leader’s emotion and reason was in the middle of a fierce battle just now, then when she saw countless puzzle pieces falling to the ground, her eyes turned a bit dull as if she had turned into a robot executing a specific program.
“Beep —— Shu Sha No. 1 must collect all the puzzle pieces and complete the puzzle, otherwise she cannot eat or sleep.”
Of course, the cla.s.s leader didn’t actually beep. I just felt that her actions suited those voice lines.
The cla.s.s leader held onto the puzzle piece that fell on her head in her hand. After taking a look around, she lowered her waist and eagerly looked for a piece similar to it by her feet.
The cla.s.s leader collected puzzle pieces with a focused look that only a fanatical scientist could have! It was probably the same feverish look as when Frankenstein created Frankenstein’s monster or when Dr. Tenma created Astro Boy!
“Don’t. Touch. My. Puzzles!”
Ai Mi yelled at the cla.s.s leader word by word.
“This is my room and this is my puzzle! You don’t have permission to play with my puzzle!”
“I’m not playing.” The cla.s.s leader said, “I just want to restore them to their original state…”
“What’s the difference between that and playing! Isn’t that how you you’re supposed to play with puzzles?”
Ai Mi raised her voice.
“Peng TouSi! You’re still outside, right? Katyusha is playing with my things without wearing a maid outfit, so drag her away! Don’t allow her to enter the VIP building ever again! Me, Xiao Qin, and Winnie, will play with the animals while putting the puzzle together the wrong way!”
Hey! Are you going to put the puzzle together the wrong way when you haven’t even tried to put it together correctly? That was a malicious attack specifically targeted at the cla.s.s leader’s OCD!
“Huh? There’s puzzle pieces falling down?”
Winnie had just noticed the change in the room, while Xiao Qin had already picked up a puzzle piece and fed it to Obama as a cookie.
Obama looked at the puzzle piece skeptically, then slowly put it in his mouth.
He clearly knew it wasn’t food, but I guess he wanted to give it a try?
Sure enough, a second later, Obama spat out the puzzle piece and looked at Xiao Qin warily with an expression that said, ‘I will never be fooled again.’
“No, please don’t feed the puzzle pieces to animals…”The cla.s.s leader stretched out her hand to Xiao Qin to try and stop her.
“Hey! Where did this woman come from?” Ai Mi pretended to have just noticed the cla.s.s leader’s existence, “She’s neither my friend nor my maid, so why is she cleaning up the puzzle pieces that are on the ground? I understand now! She must want to steal the puzzles! Security! Get this thief out of here!”
Peng TouSi cooperated by making a sound as if he was trying to open the door. The frightened cla.s.s leader dropped the three similar puzzle pieces she had collected that looked like they could be linked together.
“Don’t, please don’t kick me out right now…”
The cla.s.s leader’s spirit was finally broken down by the cat, dog, and scattered puzzle pieces.
She slumped down on the carpet, her long hair covered part of the expression on her face. However, from her eyes alone, you could tell that she was admitting defeat.
“What? Are you surrendering?” Ai Mi was pleased, but the cla.s.s leader wasn’t kneeling towards Ai Mi, but towards the cat and dog paradise.
“I’ll, I’ll wear the maid outfit.” The cla.s.s leader spat out those words with great difficulty, “As long as you don’t stop me from putting the puzzle together, then playing with Obama and Mi Ba…”
The cla.s.s leader, who surrendered in a kneeling position, looked towards me out of the corner of her eye. She seemed like she wanted to express her dissatisfaction, but in the end she bit her lips and kept silent.
As Ai Mi said, ultimately, OCD and liking cats and dogs were all the cla.s.s leader’s own weaknesses. People who can’t overcome their own weaknesses have no right to complain to others.
“Hah, cla.s.s leader, you’ve finally come to your senses!” Winnie held the cat in one arm while cheering her on with her other arm.
“The cla.s.s leader doesn’t have enough resolve…” Xiao Qin muttered while playing with Obama, “Wearing a maid uniform in front of Ye Lin cla.s.smate will make him drool…”
“That’s true.” Ai Mi agreed with Xiao Qin’s opinion for once, “Anyway, making Katyusha wear a maid uniform is only to humiliate her in front of me. It has nothing to do with the manservant… Manservant, you can leave first!”
“What, why!” I couldn’t understand why my sister suddenly betrayed me, “Didn’t you tell me to trick the cla.s.s leader to come here, then we’ll be able to see her humiliated together…”
I knew I had misspoke halfway through my sentence. Sure enough, the cla.s.s leader who was still kneeling, raised her head and stared at me with a murderous gaze. If she hadn’t known that I had heart problems, she probably would have thrown her bag that was filled with dog treats at me.
After I spilled the beans, I was too embarra.s.sed to stay in the room and wait for the cla.s.s leader to show me her maid uniform. I reluctantly walked out of room 101 and even glanced back a couple of times while under the supervision of Ai Mi and Xiao Qin.
It seemed that neither Xiao Qin nor Ai Mi wanted me to see the cla.s.s leader in a maid uniform, but Winnie seemed indifferent.
My biological sister and step-sister, who had a bad relationship, suddenly formed an alliance! As expected, the enemy of my enemy is my friend! It seems that Ai Mi and Xiao Qin were going to be on guard and won’t let me see the cla.s.s leader in a maid uniform!