Chapter 923: Can’t Lose In Front Of My Sister
Due to many unavoidable reasons, Xiao Qin and I began to fight in Ai Mi’s bedroom.
“Avenge my Alex!” Ai Mi looked at the stuffed bear with a severed head on the ground with tears in her eyes and glared at Xiao Qin while gritting her teeth.
“What a joke!” Xiao Qin, who was drunk and had fully become the Little Tyrant, laughed, “Since you actually regard stuffed toys as real friends., I bet you don’t have any friends in real life! Do you still have tea parties with your stuffed animals?!”
“Nonsense!” Ai Mi retorted with a blush on her face, “I would never do something that embarra.s.sing! Besides, it’s difficult to clean up stuffed toys if you gets crumbs on them!”
Hey! Why do you sound like you have experience? Don’t tell me you’ve actually done it before? Could you only become friends with stuffed animals because you were so lonely under Ai ShuQiao’s care?
“And, now I have a friend named Winnie! A friend that isn’t filled with cotton! You could have as many friends as you want as long as you have money! A commoner like you could go ahead and envy me!”
Why did it feel like Ai Mi’s words were very insincere and reflected a very sad tone?
“Winnie…” Xiao Qin slightly parted the long bangs in front of her forehead to the left and right to avoid it from affecting her vision. Xiao Qin’s sudden change in hair style coupled with her boyish expression gave off a completely different feeling.
“It doesn’t matter to me if you have a good relationship with Winnie or not! Anyway, you’re both my chicks!”
Xiao Qin, who was preparing for a fight with me, made an even more sensational declaration.
Xiao Qin, you… you’re even more shameless than me! Even when I made my ‘womanizer’ plan, I only thought about dating multiple girls, but I never announced it in public! On the contrary, you nonchalantly claimed that the cla.s.s leader, Ai Mi, and Winnie were your women! If you really were a man, you would be considered a super sc.u.mbag! Why don’t I call your current persona as ‘Sc.u.m Qin’ from now on!
“What does chick mean?” Ai Mi asked, “I think I’ve heard Winnie say it once, but I forgot to ask.”
“It means… girlfriend! It’s just a disrespectful way to say it!”
“Huh?” Ai Mi had a puzzled look, “Maid Qin said that Winnie and I are both her girlfriends? Is there something wrong with her brain? Isn’t she a girl? Or is she bis.e.xual and she likes you, the manservant, and us?”
“Shut up!” Xiao Qin’s burgundy face suddenly turned even redder, “No one likes the wild donkey! He’s so weak and ugly now, which part of him is likeable! He can only be my little brother at most and feel jealous when he sees the mountain of beauties serving me!”
“As for you…” Xiao Qin looked at Ai Mi on the bed with a boy’s gaze. Ai Mi was supporting her body with her limbs after throwing out the stuffed doll.
“Just act properly as my chick and don’t be jealous of other girls! I’ll educate you to be obedient, you look like you have a face that’s very easy to train…”
“Nonsense! Who are you calling your chick? Also, I’m very difficult to train… I mean, no! I can’t be trained! I’m the one who trains others! You murdered Alex, so I’m going to tell the manservant to catch you and gave you some hard training!”
“How childish! A stuffed toy doesn’t have a life! You can put the head back on with just a few st.i.tches! After I defeat the wild donkey, I’ll tell one of my others chicks to help you fix it! Shu Sha is very good at needlework…”
Huh? As expected of Sc.u.m Qin, she really likes to order people around at will! It’s obviously a mess you created, but you want the cla.s.s leader to help you clean it up?
“It can’t be repaired if the head falls off!” Ai Mi said angrily, “It’s just like how a human can’t be resurrected if their head falls off and gets sewn back on!”
“Why can’t they be resurrected?” Xiao Qin rubbed the tip of her nose with her thumb, which was an action that reminded me of Bruce Lee, “Don’t you Americans love making zombie movies? There are movies like the ‘Corpse Bride’, and so on… so it doesn’t matter if you add another zombie toy! Anyway, you guys worship Jesus and he was resurrected three days after his death, so he would be considered a zombie no matter how you think about it…”
What a dangerous remark! Actually saying that Jesus is a zombie? Be careful of Christian extremists attacking you!
Xiao Qin leaned sideways while arguing with Ai Mi. It looked like she was about to fall, but she was actually attacking me from a tricky angle.
Although the bandages on the right side of my face was removed, the muscles in my face still ached. There was nothing to be proud of in defeating Xiao Qin currently, but I was in front of Ai Mi, I was in front of my sister. Wouldn’t it be embarra.s.sing as an older brother to lose to my step-sister in front of my real sister?
So I couldn’t be careless. I blocked Xiao Qin’s fists from the front. My feet were steady and I didn’t reveal any openings.
I had a muscular and weight advantage over Xiao Qin, so her fists failed to hit me. I used Hua Jin to divert her attack to the side, which caused her body to sway.
“Well done!” Ai Mi cheered me on from the bed, “Defeat Maid Qin! Let her know how powerful we are!”
I felt my body fill with strength with my sister’s support and I became very confident in defeating Xiao Qin.
“What, you d.a.m.n siscon…” Xiao Qin, who was clearly feeling stressed, was forced to take a step back. She rolled her eyes, turned to Ai Mi and said:
“Stop cheering for the wild donkey! If it wasn’t for the wild donkey, you would have already been able to drink some wine! If I win, I’ll let you drink it!”
“What?” Ai Mi hesitated for a moment and her arm that was cheering for me stopped in mid-air. I suddenly felt my confidence lower by half.
“Hahahahahahaha, die!” Xiao Qin didn’t miss this perfect opportunity. She stepped forward and struck towards my abdomen with her elbow to make me lose my ability to fight.
I cheered myself up within a thousandth of a second: I must not lose! A brother must be strong in their sister’s mind! It didn’t matter if it was in Ai Mi’s mind or in Xiao Qin’s mind!
Since I made up my mind, I grabbed the clothes on Xiao Qin’s shoulders and used my height and weight advantages to not only successfully avoid Xiao Qin’s elbow, but also her to the ground.
“d.a.m.n wild donkey, how dare you…”
Xiao Qin gritted her teeth and threw two punches at me, but I was already on guard and caught them both. The ‘kick that will erase my descendants’ that she kicked towards me was also caught between my legs and she was unable to exert any power.
I had pressed Xiao Qin down on the carpet and looked very inelegant. I also had a strange feeling like I was pushing down a boy.
But in the end, it was still very satisfying. Whether it was because Xiao Qin was weakened because she was too drunk or if it was because of my sister’s cheering, but I was able to get revenge for the previous two days.
“Let go! Let me go!” Xiao Qin struggled desperately under me, her face was so red that it almost made people suspect that there was something wrong with her circulation, “We’re both men, but we’re so close to each other. It’s disgusting!”
“It’s your punishment!” I put on a scornful expression, but I couldn’t be careless, “I’ll kiss you if you keep moving!”
“You… you dare!” Xiao Qin, who thought she was a boy, had fire burning in her eyes, but there was a hint of timidity in her tone, “I’ll bite off your tongue if you kiss me!”
Xiao Qin’s memory after being drunk was really confusing. She seemed to remember the first time I tongue-kissed her, but she wouldn’t admit that she was a girl.
“Success! Hooray!” Ai Mi jumped off the bed and dragged a feather pillow behind her, “The peasant uprising has finally been suppressed! The capitalists and their henchmen have won again!”
Hey! I don’t have any problems with you claiming to be a capitalist, but don’t call your brother a henchman! I defeated Xiao Qin for a sacred purpose!
“What’s the ancient Chinese saying: beat a person who’s already down and never let them get up again! Kill him while he’s sick! Take this! Ai Mi’s pillow punishment!”
She then proceeded to use the feather pillow to hit Xiao Qin’s face with all her strength. Xiao Qin couldn’t resist or dodge since I had her restrained. Although with Ai Mi’s strength and the weapons she used, she couldn’t do any damage to Xiao Qin, but it was humiliating.
“You little b.a.s.t.a.r.d! How dare you take advantage of the situation!” Xiao Qin threatened, “From now on, you’ll be my lowest-ranked concubine! You’ll have to serve tea and water to the other six!”
Huh? Who are the six other people besides Ai Mi? Xiao Qin, you’ve watched too much ‘The Deer and the Cauldron’! You actually want to have seven wives like Wei XiaoBao?
“I’m sorry, the cla.s.s leader baked some French cookies and asked me to see if they suit everyone’s tastes…”
Gong CaiCai walked into Room 101 holding an unbreakable tray and then she saw me pressing Xiao Qin down to the ground while Ai Mi was still helping me ‘subdue’ Xiao Qin.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I didn’t see anything!!!” Gong CaiCai screamed and turned around to run away. The plate of cookies spilled onto the carpet, which was a pity.
“Cai cow, where are you going!” Xiao Qin looked at her back and cursed, “Hurry up and save your husband! I finally raised your status above Ai Mi!”
So Gong CaiCai is also your chick? Xiao Qin, you have quite a large appet.i.te! You’ve now become Zhuang Ni’s love rival! Also, judging by your willingness to accept everyone, maybe Zhuang Ni is also one of your targets!
I finally handcuffed Xiao Q in’s hands and feet to the bed legs so that she couldn’t move with Ai Mi’s help —— don’t ask me where the handcuffs came from. I don’t know why Ai Mi had a pair of handcuffs in her bedroom drawer.
“Hmph, I originally planned to use it on the manservant, but Maid Qin got to it first.”
Huh? Did you originally want to cuff me? Ai Mi, what were you planning? We’re siblings, so even if you handcuff me, you can’t do this or that to me!
“You perverted siblings!” Xiao Qin, whose freedom was restricted, still refused to admit defeat, “Let me go, then we can go fight in a wider s.p.a.ce!”
“Do you hear some lower lifeforms screaming in the room? It’s really noisy.” Ai Mi, who was very vindictive, found a pair of white cotton underwear from the closet and was about to use it to gag Xiao Qin.
“Hey, that’s going a bit overboard!” I frowned.
“Well, it’s definitely a bit excessive to use such high-end underwear to block the mouth of a lower lifeform.” Ai Mi nodded seriously, “But the underwear won’t have any more regrets in the rest of its life if it can act as a sacrifice for the sake of my ears.”