When we exited the mall from the revolving doors, Xiong YaoYue purposely pushed against it to trap Shu Zhe inside one of the sections. He couldn’t enter or exit and was on display like a monkey at a zoo, but she still wasn’t able to determine if he knew martial arts.
“Sis Yue Yue, so you were playing with me to your amus.e.m.e.nt.” Shu Zhe protested, “What did I do? I already said I had nothing to do with that pair of…”
Shu Zhe decided to swallow the rest of his words since the cla.s.s leader had amazing hearing.
This time, Peng TouSi had parked Ai Mi’s car in front of the mall’s entrance. He opened up an UV umbrella and went to welcome her after he saw her exit.
“Did you have fun today?” Peng TouSi asked gently.
Everyone’s faces, other than me and AI Mi, were filled with alarm when a black iron tower suddenly blocked the sun.
“Even though I knew Miss Ai Mi was rich, I never expected her to have a bodyguard.”
Xiong YaoYue’s mouth was wide open.
The cla.s.s leader was the first one to calm down among the three of them. She prudently swept her gaze across Peng TouSi’s face, but I could still see her tightly clenching the bag in her hand.
Peng TouSi bent down to apologize for scaring the girls. The expression on his face was even more gentle than before. If you looked in his eyes, you would feel like he’s someone who could never hurt anyone even if he had a scary scar under his eye.
Peng TouSi saw the cla.s.s leader and said with a hint of sadness:
“Excuse me for saying, but your eyes reminds me an old friend of mine…”
Huh, are you talking about Vasya? Are you saying the cla.s.s leader’s eyes are similar to a sniper’s even when she’s not angry? Vasya shot a bullet at you! Even if you already had a lot of bullet wounds, why do you need to refer to him as a friend? Did you already reach nirvana and will never hate anyone anymore?
The cla.s.s leader hesitated and thought about how to answer, but Xiong YaoYue was the first one to go up and pat Peng TouSi on his abs.
“Hahaha, that’s such an outdated pickup line! What do you mean she seems like an old friend, you’re almost 50 years old!”
Peng TouSi’s face reddened, “I’m not 50, I only look a bit older…”
Xiong YaoYue continued to laugh, “Hahaha, I never expected a black guy to be this fluent in Chinese! Oh, don’t get mad, I’m not discriminating, I’m pretty black myself!”
The cla.s.s leader pulled Xiong YaoYue back because she kept on being rude.
Shu Zhe, who hasn’t said a word, had his attention focused on the luxury car behind Peng TouSi.
Last time when the Five Tiger Punishment Squad kidnapped Shu Zhe, he was mesmerized by the Mercedes-Benz SUV. I’ve mentioned it before that their SUV looks like a tricycle in comparison to Ai Mi’s personal ‘Batmobile’.
That’s why Shu Zhe’s eyes weren’t able to leave the luxury car and he became much more polite towards Ai Mi.
“So… you were from a rich family. Please excuse my prior offensive remarks. I apologize.”
“No problem.” Ai Mi said with despise, “I don’t remember the words of trash.”
The cla.s.s leader immediately scowled at Ai Mi when she heard her call her brother trash. Ai Mi quickly jumped into the car as if she was targeted with laser sights.
“Drive.” Ai Mi commanded, “We have to leave the range of the sniper.”
Peng TouSi gave us a courtesy smile (but it was ambiguous towards me), got into the drivers seat, and stepped on the gas.
Ai Mi stuck out her head from the back seat and called out to me and Xiong YaoYue:
“Come to my place to play when you have time. Manservant knows the way, so you guys can come together.”
Then she stuck out her tongue at the siblings.
“Katyusha and trash don’t need to come. If you guys get near Qing Zi academy, then I’ll tell my bodyguard to mow you guys down!”
Because Ai Mi stuck her head out without paying attention, there was a kid who couldn’t hold onto an empty c.o.ke bottle. It was blown up by the wind and coincidentally hit Ai Mi on her head.
“Ah (gt;_lt;)”
Ai Mi clutched her head and glared at the child who committed a serious crime.
“d.a.m.n fool, you dare hit my head? The worst part is you used an empty c.o.ke bottle… did you want to taunt me with the fact you already drank all the c.o.ke?”
“Peng TouSi, steer to the right and crush them!”
Of course, Peng TouSi didn’t listen and drove away slowly after some persuasion.
Their car slowed down due to traffic. Ai Mi leaned at the window and stared at the child who threw the bottle at her head.
The child was holding hands with his mom and was planning on crossing the road. He timidly looked at the older sister who had an evil smile on her face.
Ai Mi turned around to find a weapon but only found a stack of bills.
She didn’t even think about it and picked up the stack and threw it at the child’s face.
“Eat this.”
Due to the face Ai Mi was too weak, it only pushed the child back a little bit, he didn’t even fall down.
Yet Ai Mi thought she was victorious. She laughed out loud as she was taken away on the speeding car.
The little boy had a red nose and he picked up the wad of cash and asked his mom:
“Is this fake money?”
His mother was originally upset someone hit her child, but her mood changed when she took a closer look at the money. She pulled the child onto the sidewalk and immediately pulled out her phone to make a call:
“Honey, you won’t believe what happened, today…”
Xiong YaoYue who saw the entire event, said:
“I also want to be hit in the face with cash.”
She grabbed my wrist and asked me:
“Tell me the truth, how much money does Miss Ai Mi have? Tell me the secrets of being a lackey, I also want to receive a lot of money. Once I have money, I can hire my own lackeys!”
But the cla.s.s leader was not satisfied with how Ai Mi used money to hit people.
“Even if you have an enormous amount of money, you should at least donate it to people who need it! Ye Lin, why do you have relatives who don’t know how to conserve at all…”
Don’t ask me, she was raised by Ai ShuQiao. I barely had any influence on her yet as her older brother.
Shu Zhe, on the other hand, seemed to be immersed in his thoughts.
“Bro Ye Lin, is Ai Mi your second aunts child?”
Nonsense, my second aunt only likes bald people like Le Jia. If it was her child, she might have forced them to be bald.
“No, don’t make guesses, Ai Mi is… a child of a distant relative. So distant I don’t even know how to refer to them…”
It’s actually not a distant relative, but it’s true I don’t know how to refer to Ai ShuQiao as I would never call her my mother.
“Is that so… although she doesn’t have a good personality, she still looks pretty good. I think she’ll be good-looking when she gets older…”
Huh, what the h.e.l.l are you thinking about? Are you trying to hit on my sister? Don’t you already have a girlfriend or did you have change of heart when you realized Ai Mi was loaded?
Keep dreaming. Do you want to stay home all day while my sister raises you? You’re even worse than Kyle! If you dare lay your hands on my sister, I… I’ll castrate you.
Even if you use your sister as trade… I won’t agree. If you ask me why, I’ll give you a reply used by G.o.da from Doraemon:
Because my sister’s mine and your sister is also mine.
The four of us were preparing to return home, while Xiong YaoYue was fretting:
“I still haven’t finished my language cla.s.s homework.”
Ah, I haven’t finished either, so I shamelessly asked the cla.s.s leader:
“Cla.s.s leader, did you finish? Can I borrow it…”
“No.” The cla.s.s leader said with a cold face, “There’s no point if you don’t do the homework yourself.”
Shu Zhe then said enthusiastically: “Bro Ye Lin, I might be able to help you, but you have to tell me more about Ai Mi…”
“No one’s allowed to help him.” The cla.s.s leader ordered, “Aren’t you embarra.s.sed having a junior help you finish your homework?”
I never said I would let a junior write my homework. And I would never tell Shu Zhe anything about Ai Mi.
Xiong YaoYue suddenly said loudly: “Okay, I’ll tell you everything about Ai Mi if you help me finish my homework.”
Wow, she has no integrity since she admitted she was worse than her junior. Also, what do you even know about Ai Mi that Shu Zhe doesn’t know?
The cla.s.s leader looked at the excited Xiong YaoYue and wasn’t sure how to evaluate her.
Xiong YaoYue said: “Cla.s.s leader, I won’t just eat for free at your house, I’ll guard your underwear in return.”
Huh, when did the cla.s.s leader agree to feed you? It seems like you’re now a master at getting free food. And you’re still suspecting Shu Zhe as the panty thief, so do you want to test his martial arts again? I don’t really care if you break him, but I also want to eat at the cla.s.s leader’s house…
“Cla.s.s leader.” I then spoke without shame, “I heard if more people eat together, you can reduce global carbon emissions…”
“Save it.” The cla.s.s leader saw through my crafty plan, “Whether or not Xiao Xiong goes to my house has nothing to do with you, so hurry and go home and finish your homework.”
So I returned home with low spirits. I also called the delivery service and sent out the prepared packages.