Chapter 603: Dropped From The Sky
“Huh, isn’t this the helicopter my uncle’s school uses for sightseeing?”
Xiao Qin heard the sound of the propeller and came running over.
I heard from Xing Xing that the princ.i.p.al of Qing Zi Academy (Xiao Qin’s uncle) had a helicopter license. There was a helipad on the roof of building #2 in Qing Zi Academy, sometimes, he would take VIPs on an aerial tour of the school.
Also, there was one year where there was a medium-sized flood in the Daning River. He flew a helicopter and cooperated with Auntie Ren to rescue an old woman trapped at the center of the river, I remember they even made it on the news.
So how did that helicopter end up in Ai Mi’s hands.
Ai Mi was held tightly by Peng TouSi. She held up a megaphone commonly used by directors, then shouted down at us:
“What a lame party, I’m not envious of you at all. I’m going to go to a better party, one that’s a million times better.”
It’s obvious that you’re envious. I could just make out Ai Mi’s expression and she was envious to the point she was about to cry.
Eunuch Cao pulled out a pair of binoculars from who knows where. He looked towards Ai Mi while swallowing saliva.
“A… dolphin pattern…”
I smacked Eunuch Cao straight down to the ground.
No peeking at my sister’s underwear! Also, Ai Mi should know to protect herself a bit. Since she was standing so high up in the helicopter, she shouldn’t wear a skirt!
Did you not realize the updraft from the propellers lifted up your skirt?
The turbulent airflow flowing around her made her seem excited.
The boys down here all realized it already! There were six or seven of them with poorer eyesight who came to fight over the binoculars and I had to force them back with my glare.
The ones who had good eyesight, ignored the blinding sunlight and tilted their heads back to enjoy the beautiful scenery.
d.a.m.n lolicons, I’m going to poke all their eyes out! So the perpetrator of the Cui Song Mountain ma.s.sacre is going to be me and not Xiao Qin!
I have to praise Niu ShiLi for being more old-fashioned. He only glanced up once then he looked away.
“It seems to be a foreigner. Why is she so good at Chinese?”
“Are they filming a movie? The bodyguard looks really strong…”
“Whose the ‘d.a.m.n manservant’? Is it someone from our cla.s.s?”
“There’s no way she’s this beautiful. She definitely had plastic surgery, right?”
No, you’re the one who’s had plastic surgery. Your whole family has had plastic surgery!
The students who hadn’t seen Ai Mi before had a chaotic discussion. While the cla.s.s teacher, teacher Yu, for some reason, hid behind a rocky hill as if he was afraid they would shoot bullets down from the helicopter.
After Xiong YaoYue saw it was Ai Mi, she cupped her hands around her mouth and yelled: “Come down and play.”
It was so loud that it almost overshadowed the noise of the helicopter propellers.
Ai Mi covered her ears that was hurt from the vibration, then she held up the megaphone and yelled:
“I’m not going, it’s degrading to attend a lame party. Plus, I’m going back to the set to shoot a scene.”
“I was bored, that’s why I bought this helicopter during break to come and laugh at you guys.”
That makes no sense. Your clearly busy, but why say you’re bored? You even used your precious break time and bought Qing Zi Academy’s helicopter, I will never understand a rich person’s world. I think Ai Mi really wants to join our party, she’s so lonely by herself that she’s going to cry.
The cla.s.s leader has met Ai Mi numerous times. Loud Mouth and Little Smart also met Ai Mi at Gong CaiCai’s birthday party (they even dressed up Ai Mi like a doll), so they were more cool-headed, but just didn’t know what was going on.
“What, are you going back right away?”
I yelled towards Ai Mi.
“Call me master you d.a.m.n manservant.” Ai Mi replied in a bad mood. Her childish loli voice came out the megaphone and echoed throughout the mountains.
“Huh, so the manservant is Ye Lin?”
“I heard from Loud Mouth that she’s Ye Lin’s distant cousin and has an impressive family background.”
“If she’s his cousin, why does she call herself Ye Lin’s master?”
“Maybe Ye Lin works for her… or they’re playing some sort of perverted master-servant game…”
Who’s playing a perverted master-servant game? This is a longstanding tradition between us.
But I was relieved to see Ai Mi being her usual self again.
At least calling me a d.a.m.n manservant was better than her calling me brother, but then trying to have an improper physical relationship with me.
“Why don’t you just say you’re sick and ditch the director this afternoon and play with us for half a day.”
I suggested to Ai Mi.
“Who, who said I want to play with you guys.” Ai Mi refused to admit it, “And if I don’t go, it would be troublesome with my mom.”
“So you came to see me?” I pointed to Xiao Qin, the cla.s.s leader, and the others, “Why don’t you greet the others before leaving.”
“Who wants to greet the violent girl and Katyusha?” Ai Mi pointed at them, “Don’t get any ideas about my manservant, I’m bringing him to America in the future.”
“Ah, that’s helping China remove a pest….” Zhuang Ni, who woke up some time ago, said towards the helicopter.
“Sis Ai Mi~~~(≧▽≦)/~” Xiao Qin suddenly began shouting, “It’s really fun up here, there’s flowers, water, and fish! Also it’s our summer break, so we’re all really happy~~.”
Stop speaking, Ai Mi’s so angry she almost fell off the helicopter.
“You… you guys wait…” Ai Mi said with tears in the corners of her eyes before she went inside the helicopter. After a while, she came back out with Obama.
Obama was a foolish Husky who had a parachute strapped to its back. It didn’t know what his owner was going to do and still had his tongue hanging out due to the summer heat.
“Even if I can’t attend… no, even if it’s beneath me to attend, I can’t let you guys enjoy it alone.”
“A lame party like this is only worthy of being attended by my dog. d.a.m.n manservant, make sure to take good care of my dog.”
Before she finished speaking, she kicked Obama’s b.u.t.t and sent him flying off the helicopter.
“Woof woof wooof woooooof….”
Obama wailed out and the cla.s.s leader covered her mouth. She was afraid the Husky wouldn’t be able to open its parachute and turn into ketchup when it hits the ground.
It turns out Obama’s parachute was remote controlled. I only saw Peng TouSi press a b.u.t.ton in his hand, before the rainbow-colored fabric of the main parachute and the secondary parachute deploy one after another. After a momentary period of free fall, it let Obama slowly and leisurely land towards the ground.
“A dog parachuting, how fun.”
The students pointed out as they witnessed a Western scene.
The cla.s.s leader breathed a sigh of relief.
“Master, you hit me too hard, your disciple’s head…”
Eunuch Cao wobbled up from the ground.
Obama’s b.u.t.t coincidentally landed right onto Eunuch Cao’s head and sent him back down to the ground.
He didn’t move for a while. It wasn’t until Xiao Qin curiouly poked him with a wooden stick that Eunuch Cao slowly awoke.
“So the dog was Ai Mi’s?”
The cla.s.s leader walked over.
She once failed at petting Obama by the bicycle racks, but later succeeded with my help, so I bet she still remembers this Husky.
“d.a.m.n manservant, don’t let Katyusha get near my dog.” Ai Mi yelled from the helicopter, “I’m going to hold you at fault if anything happens to Obama! If Katyusha kills Obama, then you will be my replacement dog!”
Why would the cla.s.s leader, who loves dogs and cats, kill your dog? Is it not enough to have your brother to be your servant, you even want me to be your dog?
“Is your name Obama?” The cla.s.s leader walked over slowly, afraid she would scare him.
Although the cla.s.s leader had a hunter’s aura which often made small dogs and cats retreat, Obama might be too dumb, so it was the same as last time and he wasn’t particularly fearful of the cla.s.s leader.
And Obama was currently clad in a parachute while stepping on Eunuch Cao and looking quite impressive.
However, when Obama saw the cla.s.s leader didn’t have any food in her hands, he immediately turned his head away in disgust and ignored her.
The cla.s.s leader had a “I was wrong” expression and went to the grills to get a skewer grilled lamb. She shredded the lamb on to a napkin, then carefully brought it back and offered it to Obama to eat.
“Don’t eat it, there’s poison.” Ai Mi warned, “d.a.m.n manservant, hurry up and send Katyusha flying with a kick.”
“Why does she call the cla.s.s leader Katyusha? Is it another nickname aside from the Justice Devil?” Someone said quietly.
“But it sounds cool and it suits the cla.s.s leader.”
Although its master warned Obama to be careful of poison, Obama still showed no modesty and ate all the lamb brought by the cla.s.s leader. After eating it, he stuck out his tongue with his front paws and had an expression like he wanted more.
“You traitor! I’ll take care of you after I get back.”
Ai Mi was furious, but in order to not to delay the afternoon performance, she had to order 004 to return. As the helicopter turned into a small black spot in the distance, the top of the Cui Song Mountain was quiet once more.
After the sound of the propellers disappeared, it was replaced by the sound of laughter as people ran over to play with the dog.
Teacher Yu also walked out from behind the rocks and put on an act like he accidentally fell asleep.
“Yawn~~~ I was so sleepy earlier. Huh, how come there’s a dog here?”
Why are you pretending when you saw everything earlier? Even Obama is staring at you with contempt.