Chapter 626: Going Down the Mountain
After I returned to the top of the mountain, I first put the heart-shaped stone that Xiao Qin gave me into my backpack. Xiong YaoYue, who remained back at the picnic mat to watch our bags, stared at me with a suspicious look.
“Where did you take Xiao Qin? Did you ravage her again, you pervert.”
What would it take to convince you that I didn’t do anything to Xiao Qin! I now cherish her as a sister!
And you’re still here eating grilled meat, did the cla.s.s leader give the remainder all to you? Your cooking skills might be a mess, but from a certain perspective, you’re the true food G.o.d.
I saw that her lips were covered in oil, so I pulled out a tissue for her to wipe her mouth.
“Hmph, you can’t bribe me with a single tissue, you’re a lecher.” Xiong YaoYue used the tissue to wipe the oil off her fingers, but completely ignored her mouth.
After the barbecue, the cla.s.s leader announced it was now free time, but we had to move in pairs, we were not allowed to venture out alone.
We also had to keep our cell phones on at all times and call her immediately if you ran into danger.
If you couldn’t reach the cla.s.s leader, then they could also contact me since I was the safety committee member. Then the cla.s.s leader publicly announced my cell phone number to everyone.
She didn’t even ask for my opinions! I’m not Gong CaiCai, so people shouldn’t bombard me with annoying calls even if they now knew my number…
“Even if you’re in danger, you can’t let Ye Lin to rescue you.” Some of the girls whispered among themselves.
“That’s right, who knows if he will take advantage of the situation. I mean, he molested Gong CaiCai in front of the whole cla.s.s…”
“Hmph, whoever wants to get pregnant should remember his phone number.”
I suddenly noticed Zhuang Ni, pulled out a cellphone that had a skeleton pattern and began recording the phone number.
She should already have the cla.s.s leader’s number, so was she recording mines? Hey, don’t you hate men, are you not afraid of getting pregnant?
When she noticed me looking at her, she said coldly: “An enemy’s information is more important than a friend’s, actually there are no true friends in this world. Don’t be so smug, I recorded your name as beast number 13 in my contacts.”
“Who’s acting smug? Also who are the other twelve beasts?!”
Wait, that makes it sound like I admit I’m a beast.
b.a.s.t.a.r.d, you categorized me as a beast, then fooled Xiao Qin to help you with your plot. Wait until you make me angry and I do something to you worse than a beast, hope you don’t regret it.
“The other twelve beasts…” Zhuang Ni’s eye wandered up towards the clouds, “They are no longer in this world, Satan is a hard worker…”
TDid you curse those men to death with your satanic rituals? There’s no way it’s that effective, they must have died from accidents. They were already a bunch of guys who were probably hated, so they must have been killed off by their enemies.
But twelve is a bit much. I feel that once Zhuang Ni began to do her best to curse me, then I wouldn’t be far from death’s door.
“Do not be afraid, thirteen, I won’t continue to curse you for the time being.”
Which means you already cursed me for a period of time before? I bet you used that voodoo doll that contained my hair, no wonder I caught a heatstroke.
“Satan needs a tribute in order to fulfill the wishes of the person who called him, ahem… my current life expectancy is probably only half of ordinary people.”
I think it’s already cost effective enough if you only used half your life span to curse twelve people to death.
“Before I fall into the arms of death, I must first embrace Shu Sha in my arms… ah, I really want a taste of the light…”
Shut up, you child of darkness, there’s no way I’ll hand the cla.s.s leader to you. Just go and buy some light (brand) milk to drink.
Other than Zhuang Ni, who neither moved or ate, everyone else was basically enjoying the natural environment of the mountain top. People were rolling in the gra.s.s, picking wild cherries to eat, chasing b.u.t.terflies or catching lizards, listening to the birds while playing poker, taking pictures of girls changing while hiding in the bushes…
Eunuch Cao, get out of there! I stopped Eunuch Cao from taking photos with good intentions, but the girl who was for some reason changing bras, let out a horrific scream.
“Cla.s.s leader, Ye Lin and Eunuch Cao are peeping on me.”
Who’s peeping? Although I inadvertently saw a little bit of your white skin, I prevented Eunuch Cao from getting his hands on a picture of you naked!
I smacked Eunuch Cao on his head and reprimanded, “Incorrigible b.a.s.t.a.r.d, do you only know how to peep on beautiful girls changing? Do you want to get expelled as my disciple?”
I’m ashamed to admit, but Shu Zhe was the one who taught me to call the victim “beautiful”. He said, most girls, no matter how you offended them, as long the reason you provide is because they are beautiful, then they will basically forgive you with a smile.
As expected, the girl who had a good looking face, other than lips that are a bit to thick, covered up her smile when she heard me call her “beautiful”. She put on her clothes and walked away with pride, and she didn’t insist on the cla.s.s leader holding me and Eunuch Cao responsible.
I, the safety committee member, breathed a sigh of relief when the incident was easily solved. Eunuch Cao also hid the micro camera back in his f.a.n.n.y pack.
The cla.s.s leader, who was headed this way, heard my smooth talking, but frowned slightly as if she was less than pleased.
Don’t be mistaken, I’m not trying to win the favor of other girls, and your brother was the one who taught me what to say.
Ever since Xiao Qin returned, Xiong YaoYue has been clinging onto her, trying to probe whether I did anything to her. She also advised Xiao Qin that if I ever told her to ****, then she should break up with me without hesitation.
By the way, the “****” above is because I didn’t hear, not because it was censored.
Every time I was free, I would look at Xiao Qin’s straw hat, hoping the blue morpho would pay another visit. I still couldn’t forget the $500,000.
What would I do if I can’t afford to feed my sisters in the future if I don’t make some easy money.
At around 5 o’clock, the cla.s.s leader did a roll call and then said she would lead everyone down the mountain.
“No way, it’s still bright outside.” Someone objected.
“We still haven’t played enough.” Loud Mouth was playing a card game with three other girls, she had several sticky notes stuck to her face from losing.
“I didn’t get a single picture.” Eunuch Cao cried in a whisper behind me.
“Quiet down.” The cla.s.s leader glanced at teacher Yu who was sleeping soundly behind a rock and said after a sigh, “Usually during school hours, this would be the last cla.s.s in the afternoon. We have to leave the school by 5:30 every day, even the students on duty must leave, so after we put out the fire and all the garbage is cleaned up…”
Cla.s.s leader, are you here to organize a field trip or an outdoor lesson? Why do we have to comply with school hours when we’re on a field trip?
Most of the students were grumbling and suggested to play for an extra hour or two, but the cla.s.s leader disagreed.
“Please don’t think that the wilderness is a playground, even if it is a developed tourist area, it gets dangerous after nightfall.”
Because the cla.s.s leader once hunted with her forest ranger uncle, she was qualified to say such things.
“As it gets darker, more and more mosquitoes will come out. Certain nocturnal beasts will also appear, aren’t you afraid of snakes?”
Not only the girls, even a few timid boys looked around skittishly.
Xiao Qin looked at the gra.s.s differently than they did. She poked the gra.s.s with a wooden stick while humming a song.
“Baby snake, where are you~”
“Aren’t there some snakes that can be roasted and eaten?” Xiong YaoYue asked a question unique to gluttons.
“And it takes time to head down the mountain.” The cla.s.s leader continued to speak, “When we return to the hotel, it will be about 6:00 p.m. After that, we have to eat dinner, then the boys and girls will use the bathroom to shower separately, there’s not as much time as you think.”
“Sho…. shower.” Eunuch Cao had a nosebleed.
“Xiao Qin, let’s wash each other’s back when we take a bath.” Xiong YaoYue said with a big grin, then she picked up a wooden stick like Xiao Qin and began poking into the tall gra.s.s.
“Meow~~.” A bobcat got poked in who knows where and ran out with a miserable wail.
“It’s a cat.” Xiong YaoYue was surprised for a moment, then immediately whacked her palm with regret, “Unfortunately, I can’t eat it, or the cla.s.s leader would cut off her friendship with me.”
Xiao Qin puffed up her cheeks, “Sis Winnie, if you eat cats, I will also cut off my friendship with you.”
“I’m just kidding~~~” Xiong YaoYue scratched her slightly curled hair at the back of her head, “Cats and dogs all love me.”
At everyone’s suggestion, the cla.s.s leader’s made some concessions and went down the mountain from another direction. We took another road, so it would allow the students to see a different view on the way back.
The descent was much less strenuous, so even Gong CaiCai could keep up with the group.
But there was a little hiccup, we almost forgot about the chameleon and teacher Yu and left them behind. After teacher Yu stayed with the chameleon for a long time, his own presence was getting diminished.
We reached the halfway point of the mountain fairly quickly and the nearby sound of running water attracted our attention. We moved aside the tall gra.s.s to see, there was a clear stream about fifty steps away from the road.
From the direction, this wasn’t the one that Eunuch Cao had fallen into. There were many streams on Cui Song Mountain, but this stream was obviously wider and deeper with more gentle running water. It seems to be a suitable place for swimming and playing in the water.
“Let’s come here to swim tomorrow…” some girls said quietly, “I brought my swimsuit, what about you.”
The cla.s.s leader looked at the water as if she was faced against a great enemy.