Chapter 1839 The confused Hidden Guards
Birth! Birth! Birth! The Queen of their great empire was about to give birth! In the palace these days, there have been more secret agents around than one could imagine. In the bushes, on the trees, reporters have been "camped out" here to get a whiff of the news." Of course, Landon and many guards knew of their presence. They were allowed to come in during this period, but only allowed to stay within a particular area. It"s because of these restricted orders that they decided to climb trees and stretch their necks to get a peak of the chaos on the far side of the palace. "Quick! Quick! Jonathan, get the cameras ready! There are maids and servants running Helter Skelter out here! No, Channel 5 must be the first to capture the scene or I swear I won"t be called Olivia Wild, the number 7 reporter in the news world!" The girl called Olivia was so happy when jumping off a tree branch that she almost flew to the skies when thinking of the game and fat big bonus check awaiting her when her news company saw her good deeds. It wasn"t just about her, but her amazing crew team too. Without them, where will she be?
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Olivia was there with her usual crew of 4 people, including herself. Her eyes burned with motivation, as her crew hyped her up, preparing to take footage. Hahahahhaha~
"Victory shall be mine!!"
The other news reporters should be dead asleep by now. The maids and guards also didn"t make loud noises when moving about outside courtyards, so who will truly hear a thing? Olivia and her crew of 3 were estate, as anyone in their position would be.
But just then, a voice popped out from the distance. "Poor Olivia, always living in LaLa land. Today"s news, a triumphant channel 2 reporter wiped The floor clean with a channel 5 reporter"s a.s.s!" Eh? Olivia threw her head over her shoulders, only to see a stunning slender woman with short blind hair that flowed in rhythm with her every move. "Channel 2 News!" Olivia forced the news through her clenched teeth, standing before her news team to square off against Petra and the rest of the Channel 2 News team. Dammit! Why was the witch up at this time? Olivia couldn"t help asking herself. "Hahah!!!" Another voice echoed, cas.h.i.+ng both teams to look sideways and back away cautiously.
"Well, well, well… if it doesn"t miss Suns.h.i.+ne and miss Ever-too-late." A man in clean suited attire emerged from the bushes with a twig stocking out of his hair. Funny enough, he still looked professional, not even flinching or showing any emotions of embarra.s.sment on his face. Rather, on his cheeks and under his eyes, were cheek and under eye masks, to ensure he was always camera ready. .
"You back off, channel 1 news! We got here first!" Pfff~
The man and his crew laughed in a poise fas.h.i.+on, "You? Got here first? Well, well, darlings, I don"t mean to burst your delusional bubbles, but you see, we channel 1 people, are built differently. Believe it or not, we have been here the whole time…" "Stop!!!" Another voice bellowed. "Who now?" Olivia was getting impatient. Where were they all coming from? What exactly was going on here? "Hold your Spitfires…" a chubby but gangster looking man appeared from the shadows. "Look here, there can never be any news, without the great Channel 1 evening news team, with I, Bozar Winston reporting live in the fles.h.!.+"
"Bah! You d.i.c.kheads have been in 3rd place for 3 years now." "Oh yeah~..." Bozar smashed his fists together arrogantly. "3rd place, 3rd-shmace… after tonight, you"ll all be looking up to my evening news team hovering over you like your shadows, the following silhouette you cannot escape from."
Olivia thought this was all, not knowing that this was just the beginning. Before she and the others could blink further, several news teams they were familiar with appeared out of nowhere from conspicuous and suspicious corners. "Hold it right there, the History Channel wants in on this." "And so does ESPN 200. We might be a Sports channel, but we sure as well want in on his kicking bomb action." "Stop! Entertainment news wants in on it too. What"s the queen wearing? Don"t you think everyone will want to know?" "And don"t forget the Magnificent National Geographic channel. Like the Queen Bee, our Queen is also essential to our nature!"
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Again, Olivia asked… where the h.e.l.l did they all hide themselves during this time? Well, this has to end here and right now. "Enough!!" Olivia yelled out, bringing the place to a halt. Sweeping her eyes left and right, she scanned the scene with clenched fists. "Look here, we all want the same thing, right?" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" Everyone responded vibrantly. "Now, before we do this, we must get through some major ground rules…" Everyone nodded. "Rule #1, no pus.h.i.+ng and no accidental smudging or roughening of the face and hair!" "Yeah, yeah, of course!" "That is, do you think this is our first rodeo?" Several people responded while taking off their under eye masks and touching up their makeup ad hair.
Who doesn"t know that the face was one of the most important a.s.sets for a news reporter. Even if they one day got into a fight, the face was definitely off limits! It was even worse than kicking a man in the b.a.l.l.s. "Alright… that"s it. That"s the only rule. So let"s begin!" Bam!!!
The chaos that erupted on the scene was something even the hidden guards couldn"t believe. "Charge!!!!" The news teams all took positions, fighting to get the best footage possible. "Look, look! Guests are arriving!" Mother Winnie and those who lived outside the palace who were arriving, were part of their focus too. Ahhh!
They must capture the scene and give such vivid narration you would think they were talking about a Wuxia novel on cultivating immortality. [Hidden guards]: (0_0)
… What"s going on here? Was news reporting so serious? Why did the place suddenly tune to a war zone in just a few minutes?