"Have you got any dressing?"
"Dowd"s probably got some, but I don"t want him knowing about us. At least, not yet. Let"s keep it our secret."
"You, me, and Joshua," she said.
"Even Joshua doesn"t know what we got up to," Oscar said, without a trace of irony audible in his voice. "Why do you think I turned the light out?"
In lieu of fresh dressing she went through to the bathroom to find a towel. While she was doing so he spoke to her through the open door.
"I meant what I said, by the way," he told her.
"About what?"
"That I"ll do anything for you. At least, anything that"s in my power to do or give. I want you to stay with me, Judith. I"m no Adonis, I know that. But I learned a lot from Joshua... about devotion, I mean." She emerged with the towel to be greeted by the same offer. "Anything you want."
"That"s very generous."
"The pleasure"s in the giving," he said.
"I think you know what I"d like most."
He shook his head. "I"m no good at guessing games. Only cricket. Just tell me."
She sat down on the edge of the bed and gently tugged his hand from the wound in his side, wiping the blood from between his fingers.
"Say it," he told her.
"Very well," she said. "I want you to take me out of this Dominion, I want you to show me Yzordderrex."
25
Twenty-two days after emerging from the icy wastes of the Jokalaylau into the balmier climes of the Third Dominion-days which had seen Pie and Gentle"s fortunes rise dramatically as they journeyed through the Third"s diverse territories-the wanderers were standing on a station platform outside the tiny town of Mai-Ke, waiting for the train that once a week came through on its way from the city of Iahmandhas, in the northeast, to L"Himby, half a day"s journey to the south.
They were eager to be departing. Of all the towns and villages they"d visited in the past three weeks, Mai-Ke had been the least welcoming. It had its reasons. It was a community under siege from the Dominion"s two suns, the rains which brought the region its crops having failed to materialize for six consecutive years. Terraces and fields that should have been bright with shoots were virtually dust bowls, stocks h.o.a.rded against this eventuality critically depleted. Famine was imminent, and the village was in no mood to entertain strangers. The previous night the entire populace had been out hi the drab streets praying aloud, these imprecations led by their spiritual leaders, who had about them the air of men whose invention was nearing its end. The noise, so unmusical Gentle had observed that it would irritate the most sympathetic of deities, had gone on until first light, making sleep impossible. As a consequence, exchanges between Pie and Gentle were somewhat tense this morning.
They were not the only travelers waiting for the train. A fanner from Mai-Ke had brought a herd of sheep onto the platform, some of them so emaciated it was a wonder they could stand, and the flock had brought with them clouds of the local pest: an insect called a zarzi, that had the wing-span of a dragonfly and a body as fat and furred as a bee. It fed on sheep ticks, unless it could find something more tempting. Gentle"s blood fell into this latter category, and the lazy whine of the zarzi was never far from his ears as he waited in the midday heat. Their one informant in Mai-Ke, a woman called Hairstone Banty, had predicted that the train would be on time, but it was already well overdue, which didn"t augur well for the hundred other pieces of advice she"d offered them the night before.
Swatting zarzi to left and right, Gentle emerged from the shade of the platform building to peer down the track. It ran without crook or bend to its vanishing point, empty every mile of the way. On the rails a few yards from where he stood, rats, a gangrenous variety called graveolents, toed and froed, gathering dead gra.s.ses for the nests they were constructing between the rails and the gravel the rails were set upon. Their industry only served to irritate Gentle further.
"We"re stuck here forever," he said to Pie, who was squatting on the platform making marks on the stone with a sharp pebble. "This is Hairstone"s revenge on a couple of hoopreo hoopreo."
He"d heard this term whispered in their presence countless times. It meant anything from exotic stranger to repugnant leper, depending on the facial expression of the speaker. The people of Mai-Ke were keen face-pullers, and when they"d used the word in Gentle"s company there was little doubt which end of the scale of affections they had in mind.
"It"ll come," said Pie. "We"re not the only ones waiting."
Two more groups of travelers had appeared on the platform in the last few minutes: a family of Mai-Keacs, three generations represented, who had tugged everything they owned down to the station; and three women in voluminous robes, their heads shaved and plastered with white mud, nuns of the Goetic Kicaranki, an order as despised in Mai-Ke as any well-fed hoopreo hoopreo. Gentle took some comfort from the appearance of these fellow travelers, but the track was still empty, the graveolents, who would surely be the first to sense any disturbance in the rails, going about their nest building unperturbed. He wearied of watching them very quickly and turned his attention to Pie"s scrawlings.
"What are you doing?"
"I"m trying to work out how long we"ve been here."
"Two days in Mai-Ke, a day and a half on the road from Attaboy-"
"No, no," said the mystif, "I"m trying to work it out in Earth days. Right from first arriving in the Dominions."
"We tried that in the mountains, and we didn"t get anywhere."
"That"s because our brains were frozen stiff."
"So have you done it?"
"Give me a little time."
"Time, we"ve got," Gentle said, returning his gaze to the antics of graveolents. "These little b.u.g.g.e.rs"ll have grandchildren by the time the d.a.m.n train arrives."
The mystif went on with its calculations, leaving Gentle to wander back into the comparative comfort of the waiting room, which, to judge by the sheep droppings on the floor, had been used to pen entire flocks in the recent past. The zarzi followed him, buzzing around his brow. He pulled from his ill-fitting jacket (bought with money he and Pie had won gambling in Attaboy) a dog-eared copy of f.a.n.n.y Hill f.a.n.n.y Hill-the only volume in English, besides Pilgrim"s Progress Pilgrim"s Progress, which he"d been able to purchase-and used it to flail at the insects, then gave up. They"d tire of him eventually, or else he"d become immune to their attacks. Whichever; he didn"t care.
He leaned against the graffiti-covered wall and yawned. He was bored. Of all things, bored! If, when they"d first arrived in Vanaeph, Pie had suggested that a few weeks later the wonders of the Reconciled Dominions would have become tedious, Gentle would have laughed the thought off as nonsense. With a gold-green sky above and the spires of Patashoqua gleaming in the distance, the scope for adventure had seemed endless. But by the time he"d reached Beatrix-the fond memories of which had not been entirely erased by images of its ruin-he was travelling like any man in a foreign land, prepared for occasional revelations but persuaded that the nature of conscious, curious bipeds was a constant under any heaven. They"d seen a great deal in the last few days, to be sure, but nothing he might not have imagined had he not stayed at home and got seriously drunk.
Yes, there had been glorious sights. But there had also been hours of discomfort, boredom, and ba.n.a.lity. On their way to Mai-Ke, for instance, they"d been exhorted to stay in some nameless hamlet to witness the community"s festival: the annual donkey drowning. The origins of this ritual were, they were told, shrouded in fabulous mystery. They declined, Gentle remarking that this surely marked the nadir of their journey, and traveled on in the back of a wagon whose driver informed them that the vehicle had served his family for six generations as a dung carrier. He then proceeded to explain at great length the life cycle of his family"s ancient foe, the pensanu, or s.h.i.te-rooster, a beast that with one t.u.r.d could render an entire wagonload of dung inedible. They didn"t press the man as to who in the region dined thusly, but they peered closely at their plates for many days following.
As he sat rolling the hard pellets of sheep dung under his heel, Gentle turned his thoughts to the one high point in their journey across the Third. That was the town of Effatoi, which Gentle had rechristened Attaboy. It wasn"t that large-the size of Amsterdam, perhaps, and with that city"s charm-but it was a gambler"s paradise, drawing souls addicted to chance from across the Dominion. Here every game in the Imajica could be played. If your credit wasn"t good in the casinos or the c.o.c.k pits, you could always find a desperate man somewhere who"d bet on the color of your next p.i.s.s if it was the only game on offer. Working together with what was surely telepathic efficiency, Gentle and the mystif had made a small fortune in the city-in eight currencies, no less-enough to keep them in clothes, food, and train tickets until they reached Yzordderrex. It wasn"t profit that had almost seduced Gentle into setting up house there, however. It was a local delicacy: a cake of strudel pastry and the honey-softened seeds of a marriage between peach and pomegranate, which he ate before they gambled to give him vim, then while they gambled to calm his nerves, and then again in celebration when they"d won. It was only when Pie a.s.sured him that the confection would be available elsewhere (and if it wasn"t they now had sufficient funds to hire their own pastry chef to make it) that Gentle was persuaded to depart. L"Himby called.
"We have to move on," the mystif had said. "Scopique will be waiting."
"You make it sound like he"s expecting us."
"I"m always expected," Pie said.
"How long since you were in L"Himby?"
"At least... two hundred and thirty years."
"Then he"ll be dead."
"Not Scopique," Pie said. "It"s important you see him, Gentle. Especially now, with so many changes in the air."
"If that"s what you want to do, then we"ll do it," Gentle had replied, "How far is L"Himby?"
"A day"s journey, if we take the train."
That had been the first mention Gentle had heard of the iron road that joined the city of Iahmandhas and L"Himby: the city of furnaces and the city of temples.
"You"ll like L"Himby," Pie had said. "It"s a place of meditation."
Rested and funded, they"d left Attaboy the following morning, travelling along the River Fefer for a day, then, via Happi and Omootajive, into the province called the Ched Lo Ched, the Flowering Place (now bloomless), and finally to Mai-Ke, caught in the twin pincers of poverty and puritanism.
On the platform outside, Gentle heard Pie say, "Good."
He raised himself from the comfort of the wall and stepped out into the sunshine again. "The train?" he said.
"No. The calculations. I"ve finished them." The mystif stared down at the marks on the platform at its feet. "This is only an approximation, of course, but I think it"s sound within a day or two. Three at the most."
"So what day is it?"
"Take a guess."
"March... the tenth."
"Way off," said Pie. "By these calculations, and remember this is only an approximation, it"s the seventeenth of May."
"Impossible."
"It"s true."
"Spring"s almost over."
"Are you wishing you were back there?" Pie asked.
Gentle chewed on this for a while, then said, "Not particularly. I just wish the f.u.c.king trains ran on time."
He wandered to the edge of the platform and stared down the line.
"There"s no sign," Pie said. "We"d be quicker going by doeki."
"You keep doing that-"
"Doing what?"
"Saying what"s on the tip of my tongue. Are you reading my mind?"
"No," said the mystif, rubbing out its calculation with its sole.
"So how did we win all that in Attaboy?"
"You don"t need teaching," Pie replied.
"Don"t tell me it comes naturally," Gentle said. "I"ve got through my entire life without winning a thing, and suddenly, when you"re with me, I can do no wrong. That"s no coincidence. Tell me the truth."
"That is is the truth. You don"t need teaching. the truth. You don"t need teaching. Reminding Reminding, maybe..." Pie gave a little smile.
"And that"s another thing," Gentle said, s.n.a.t.c.hing at one of the zarzi as he spoke.
Much to his surprise, he actually caught it. He opened his palm. He"d cracked its casing, and the blue mush of its innards was oozing out, but it was still alive. Disgusted, he flicked his wrist, depositing the body on the platform at his feet. He didn"t scrutinize the remains, but pulled up a fistful of the sickly gra.s.s that sprouted between the slabs of the platform and set about scrubbing his palm with it.
"What were we talking about?" he said. Pie didn"t reply. "Oh, yes... things I"d forgotten." He looked down at his clean hand. "Pneuma," he said. "Why would I ever forget having a power like the pneuma?"
"Either because it wasn"t important to you any longer-"
"Which is doubtful."
"-or you forgot because you wanted to forget."
There was an oddness in the way the mystif p.r.o.nounced its reply which grated on Gentle"s ear, but he pursued the argument anyway.
"Why would I want to forget?" he said.
Pie looked back along the line. The distance was obscured by dust, but there were glimpses through it of a clear sky.
"Well?" said Gentle.
"Maybe because remembering hurts too much," it said, without looking around.
The words were even uglier to Gentle"s ear than the reply that had preceded it. He caught the sense, but only with difficulty.
"Stop this," he said.
"Stop what?"
"Talking in that d.a.m.n-fool way. It turns my gut."
"I"m not doing anything," the mystif said, its voice still distorted, but now more subtly. "Trust me. I"m doing nothing."
"So tell me about the pneuma," Gentle said. "I want to know how I came by a power like that."
Pie started to reply, but this time the words were so badly disfigured, and the sound itself so ugly, it was like a fist in Gentle"s stomach, stirring the stew there.
"Jesus!" he said, rubbing his belly in a vain attempt to soothe the churning. "Whatever you"re playing at-"
"It"s not me," Pie protested. "It"s you. You don"t want to hear what I"m saying."
"Yes I do," Gentle said, wiping beads of chilly sweat from around his mouth. "I want answers. I want straight answers!"
Grimly, Pie started to speak again, but immediately the waves of nausea climbed Gentle"s gut with fresh zeal. The pain in his belly was sufficient to bend him double, but he was d.a.m.ned if the mystif was going to keep anything from him. It was a matter of principle now. He studied Pie"s lips through narrowed eyes, but after a few words the mystif stopped speaking.
"Tell me!" Gentle said, determined to have Pie obey him even if he could make no sense of the words. "What have I done that I want to forget so badly? Tell me! Tell me!"
Its face all reluctance, the mystif once again opened its mouth. The words, when they came, were so hopelessly corrupted Gentle could barely grasp a fraction of their sense. Something about power. Something about death.
Point proved, he waved the source of this excremental din away and turned his eyes in search of a sight to calm his belly. But the scene around him was a convention of little horrors: a graveolent making its wretched nest beneath the rails; the perspective of the track, s.n.a.t.c.hing his eye into the dust; the dead zarzi at his feet, its egg sac split, spattering its unborn onto the stone. This last image, vile as it was, brought food to mind. The harbor meal in Yzordderrex: fish within fish within fish, the littlest filled with eggs. The thought defeated him. He tottered to the edge of the platform and vomited onto the rails, his gut convulsing. He didn"t have that much in his belly, but the heaves went on and on until his abdomen ached and tears of pain ran from his eyes. At last he stepped back from the platform edge, shuddering. The smell of his stomach was still in his nostrils, but the spasms were steadily diminishing. From the corner of his eye he saw Pie approach.