"This train is going," I stammered, "and you are on it!"
Miss Barrison sprang up and started towards the door, and I sped after her.
"I can jump," she said, breathlessly, edging out to the platform; "please let me! There is time yet--if you only wouldn"t hold me--so tight--"
A few moments later we walked slowly back together through the car and took seats facing one another.
Between us sat the hound-dog, a prey to melancholy unutterable.
XV
It was on Sunday when I awoke to the realization that I had quitted civilization and was afloat on an unfamiliar body of water in an open boat containing--
One light steel cage, One rifle and ammunition, One stenographer, Three ounces rosium oxide, One hound-dog, Two valises.
A playful wave slopped over the bow and I lost count; but the pretty stenographer made the inventory, while I resumed the oars, and the dog punctured the primeval silence with staccato yelps.
A few minutes later everything and everybody was accounted for; the sky was blue and the palms waved, and several species of d.i.c.ky-birds tuned up as I pulled with powerful strokes out into the sunny waters of Little Sprite Lake, now within a few miles of my journey"s end.
From ponds hidden in the marshes herons rose in lazily laborious flight, flapping low across the water; high in the cypress yellow-eyed ospreys bent crested heads to watch our progress; sun-baked alligators, lying heavily in the sh.o.r.eward sedge, slid open, gla.s.sy eyes as we pa.s.sed.
"Even the "gators make eyes at you," I said, resting on my oars.
We were on terms of badinage.
"Who was it who shed crocodile tears at the prospect of shipping me North?" she inquired.
"Speaking of tears," I observed, "somebody is likely to shed a number when Professor Farrago is picked up."
"Pooh!" she said, and snapped her pretty, sun-tanned fingers; and I resumed the oars in time to avoid shipwreck on a large mud-bar.
She reclined in the stern, serenely occupied with the view, now and then caressing the discouraged dog, now and then patting her hair where the wind had loosened a bright strand.
"If Professor Farrago didn"t expect a woman stenographer," she said, abruptly, "why did he instruct you to bring a complete outfit of woman"s clothing?"
"I don"t know," I said, tartly.
"But you bought them. Are they for a young woman or an old woman?"
"I don"t know; I sent a messenger to a department store. I don"t know what he bought."
"Didn"t you look them over?"
"No. Why? I should have been no wiser. I fancy they"re all right, because the bill was eighteen hundred dollars--"
The pretty stenographer sat up abruptly.
"Is that much?" I asked, uneasily. "I"ve always heard women"s clothing was expensive. Wasn"t it enough? I told the boy to order the best;--Professor Farrago always requires the very best scientific instruments, and--I listed the clothes as scientific accessories--that being the object of this expedition--_What_ are you laughing at?"
When it pleased her to recover her gravity she announced her desire to inspect and repack the clothing; but I refused.
"They"re for Professor Farrago," I said. "I don"t know what he wants of them. I don"t suppose he intends to wear "em and caper about the jungle, but they"re his. I got them because he told me to. I bought a cage, too, to fit myself, but I don"t suppose he means to put me in it. Perhaps," I added, "he may invite you into it."
"Let me refold the gowns," she pleaded, persuasively. "What does a clumsy man know about packing such clothing as that? If you don"t, they"ll be ruined. It"s a shame to drag those boxes about through mud and water!"
So we made a landing, and lifted out and unlocked the boxes. All I could see inside were mounds of lace and ribbons, and with a vague idea that Miss Barrison needed no a.s.sistance I returned to the boat and sat down to smoke until she was ready.
When she summoned me her face was flushed and her eyes bright.
"Those are certainly the most beautiful things!" she said, softly.
"Why, it is like a bride"s trousseau--absolutely complete--all except the bridal gown--"
"Isn"t there a dress there?" I exclaimed, in alarm.
"No--not a day-dress."
"Night-dresses!" I shrieked. "He doesn"t want women"s night-dresses!
He"s a bachelor! Good Heavens! I"ve done it this time!"
"But--but who is to wear them?" she asked.
"How do I know? I don"t know anything; I can only presume that he doesn"t intend to open a department store in the Everglades. And if any lady is to wear garments in his vicinity, I a.s.sume that those garments are to be anything except diaphanous!... Please take your seat in the boat, Miss Barrison. I want to row and think."
I had had my fill of exercise and thought when, about four o"clock in the afternoon, Miss Barrison directed my attention to a point of palms jutting out into the water about a mile to the southward.
"That"s Farrago!" I exclaimed, catching sight of a United States flag floating majestically from a bamboo-pole. "Give me the megaphone, if you please."
She handed me the instrument; I hailed the sh.o.r.e; and presently a man appeared under the palms at the water"s edge.
"h.e.l.lo!" I roared, trying to inject cheerfulness into the hollow bellow. "How are you, professor?"
The answer came distinctly across the water:
"_Who_ is that with you?"
My lips were buried in the megaphone; I strove to speak; I only produced a ghastly, chuckling sound.
"Of course you expect to tell the truth," observed the pretty stenographer, quietly.
I removed my lips from the megaphone and looked around at her. She returned my gaze with a disturbing smile.
"I want to mitigate the blow," I said, hoa.r.s.ely. "Tell me how."
"I"m sure I don"t know," she said, sweetly.