It was midnight before Suchet Singh and Dhyan, forgetful of their enmity in over-mastering anxiety, arrived on the scene. The culprits were then fast asleep, and the deep-chested country-woman, having recovered the shock, was beginning to find a difficulty in telling the tale without smiles. A difficulty which, by degrees, extended itself to her hearers.
"Ho! ho! ho!" exploded Suchet suddenly; "and so they didn"t even forget the forehead mark. I"ll be bound that was Nanuk--the rogue."
"Ho! ho! ho!" echoed the armourer; "as like as not it was Pertab. The sharpest little marionette."
"Well, "tis done, anyhow," said the woman decisively. "We can"t have it said in our family, Dhyan, that the vermilion on a girl"s head came save from her husband"s fingers. He! he! he! Couldst but have seen them. "This is my wife," quoth he. "And we"ve been married every way we could think of," pipes she. "Haven"t we, Nano?" The prettiest pair--Lord! I shall laugh for ever."
"And--and Gunga?" faltered the armourer.
"Gunga"s brain is not addled," retorted her sister-in-law sharply.
"Who bruises a plum before taking it to market? What"s done is done.
We must cook the wedding feast without delay, have in the barber, and keep a still tongue."
So, ere many days were over, Pertabi and Nanuk, as bride and bridegroom, watched the fire-balloons go up into the cloudless depths of purple sky. The boy watching them shyly, yet with absorbing interest; for did not their course denote the favour or disfavour of the G.o.ds?
"The omens are auspicious," he said contentedly; but Pertabi was in a hurry for the sugar-throwing, in which she aided her bridesmaids with such vigour that Nanuk had a black eye for several days.
"If you were to ask me, and ask me, and ask me to lift you on old Pinky-nose again, I"d never do it--never!" he declared vindictively.
"Oh, yes! you would, Nano," replied his wife with the utmost confidence, "you would if I asked you; besides you really wanted to be married, you know you did. And then there was the fresh mola.s.ses."
A BIT OF LAND
He stood in the hot yellow sunshine, his air of modest importance forming a halo round his old rickety figure, as with one hand he clung to a plane-table, old and rickety as himself, and with the other to one of those large-eyed, keen-faced Indian boys who seem to have been sent into the world in order to take scholarships. The old man, on the contrary, was of the monkey type of his race, small, bandy-legged, and inconceivably wrinkled, with a three days" growth of grey beard frosting his brown cheeks; only the wide-set brown eyes had a certain wistful beauty in them.
In front of those appealing eyes sat a ruddy-faced Englishman backed by the white wings of an office tent and deep in the calf-bound books and red-taped files on the table before him. On either side, discreetly drawn apart so as to allow the central group its full picturesque value, were tall figures, ma.s.sive in beards and wide turbans, in falling folds of dingy white and indigo blue; ma.s.sive also in broad, capable features, made broader still by capable approving smiles over the old man, the boy, and the plane-table. So standing they were a typical group of Jat peasantry appealing with confidence to English justice for the observance of Indian custom.
"Then the head-men are satisfied with this _ad-interim_ arrangement?"
asked the palpably foreign voice. The semicircle of writers and subordinate officials on the striped carpet beyond the table moved their heads like clockwork figures to the circle of peasants, as if giving it permission to speak, and a chorus of guttural voices rose in a.s.sent; then, after village fashion, one voice prolonged itself in representative explanation. "It will be but for three years or so, and the Shelter-of-the-World is aware that the fields cannot run away. And old Tulsi knows how to make the Three-Legged-One work; thus there is no fear." The speaker thrust a declamatory hand in the direction of the plane-table, and the chorus of a.s.sent rose once more.
So the matter was settled; the matter being, briefly, the appointment of a new _putwari_, in other words the official who measures the fields, and prepares the yearly harvest-map, showing the area under cultivation on which the Land Revenue has to be paid; in other words again, the man who stands between India and bankruptcy. In this particular case the recently defunct inc.u.mbent had left a son who was as yet over young for the hereditary office, and the head-men had proposed putting in the boy"s maternal grandfather as a subst.i.tute, until the former could pa.s.s through the necessary modern training in the Accountants" College at head-quarters. The proposition was fair enough, seeing that Gurditta was sure to pa.s.s, as he was already head of the queer little village school which the elders viewed with incredulous tolerance. And, to tell the truth, their doubts were not without some reason; for on that very day when the Englishman was inspecting, the first cla.s.s had bungled over a simple revenue sum, which any one could do in his head with the aid, of course, of the ten G.o.d-given fingers without which the usurer would indeed be king. The master had explained the mistake by saying that it was no fault of the rules, and only arose because the boys had forgotten which was the bigger of two numbers; but that in itself was something over which to chuckle under their breaths and nudge each other on the sly. _Ari hai!_ the lads would be forgetting next which end of the plough to hold, the share or the handle! But _Purumeshwar_[39] be praised! only upon their slates could they forget it; since a true-born Jat"s hand could never lose such knowledge.
[Footnote 39: The Universal G.o.d.]
[Footnote 40: The Monkey-G.o.d.]
So, underlying the manifest convenience of not allowing a stranger"s finger in their pie, the elders of the village had a secondary consideration in pleading for old Tulsi Ram"s appointment; a desire, namely, to show the world at large and the Presence in particular that there had been _putwaries_ before he came to cast his mantle of protection over the poor. Besides, old Tulsi, though he looked like a monkey, might be Sri Hunuman[40] himself in the wisdom necessary for settling the thousand petty disputes, without which the village would be so dull. Then he was a real saint to boot, all the more saintly because he was willing to forego his preparation for another world in order to keep a place warm for his grandson in this.
And after all it was only for three years! They, and Tulsi, and the Three-Legged-One could surely manage the maps for so long. If not, well, it was no great matter, since the fields could not possibly run away. So they went off contentedly in procession, Tulsi Ram clinging ostentatiously to the plane-table, which, by reason of its straighter, longer legs, looked for all the world as if it were taking charge of him, and not he of it.
It looked still more in possession as it stood decently draped beside the old man as he worked away at the long columns of figures; for the mapping season was over, and nothing remained but addition, subtraction, and division, at all of which old Tulsi was an adept. Had he not indeed dipped far into "Euclidus" in his salad-days when he was the favourite disciple of the renowned anchorite at Janakpur?
Gurditta by this time was away at college, and Kishnu, his widowed mother, as she cooked the millet-cakes in the other corner of the courtyard, wept salt tears at the thought of the unknown dangers he was running. Deadly dangers they were, for had not his father been quite healthy until the Government had insisted on his using the Three-Legged-One? And then, had he not gone down and wrestled with it on the low, misty levels of newly reclaimed land by the river-side, and caught the chills of which he had eventually died? Thus when the rainy season came on, and the plane-table, still decently draped, was set aside for shelter in the darkest corner of the hovel, it looked to poor Kishnu like some malevolent demon ready to spring out upon the little household. And so, naturally enough, when Tulsi went to fetch it out for his first field-measurements, he found it garlanded with yellow marigolds, and set out with little platters of curds and b.u.t.ter. Kishnu had been propitiating it with offerings.
The old man looked at her in mild, superior reproof. "Thou art an ignorant woman, daughter," he said. "This is no devil, but a device of the learned, of much use to such as I who make maps. Thou shouldest have known that the true G.o.ds are angered by false worship; therefore I counsel thee to remember great Mahadeo this day, lest evil befall."
So he pa.s.sed out into the sunlight, bearing the plane-table in debonair fashion, leaving the abashed Kishnu to gather up the marigolds. _Baba-ji_, she told herself, was brave, but he had not to bustle about the house all day with that shrouded thing glowering from the corner. However, since for Gurdit"s sake it was wise to propitiate everything, she took the platters of curds and b.u.t.ter over to Mahadeo"s red stone under the big banyan tree.
Nevertheless, she felt triumphant that evening when old Tulsi came in from the fields dispirited and professing no appet.i.te for his supper.
He had in fact discovered that studying text-books and making practical field-measurements were very different things, especially in a treeless, formless plain, where the only land-marks are the mud boundary-cones you are set to verify, and which therefore cannot, or ought not to be considered fixed points.
However, he managed at last to draw two imaginary lines through the village, thanks to _Purumeshwar_ and the big green dome of Mahadeo"s banyan tree swelling up into the blue horizon. Indeed he felt so grateful to the latter for showing clear, even over a plane-table, that he sneaked out when Kishnu"s back was turned with a platter of curds of his own for the great, many-armed trunk; but this, of course, was very different from making oblation to a trivial plane-table. And that evening he spent all the lingering light in decorating the borders of the map (which was yet to come) with the finest flourishes, just, as he told Kishnu, to show the Protector-of-the-Poor that he had not committed the _putwari_-ship to unworthy hands.
Yet two days afterwards he replied captiously to his daughter"s anxious inquiries as to what was the matter. There was naught wrong; only one of the three legs had no sense of duty, and he must get the carpenter to put a nail to it. Despite the nail, however, the anxiety grew on his face, and when n.o.body was looking he took to tramping over the ploughs surrept.i.tiously dragging the primeval chain-measure after him; in which occupation he looked like a monkey who had escaped from its owner the plane-table, which, with the old man"s mantle draped over it, and his pugree placed on the top, had a very dignified appearance in the corner of the field; for it was hot work dragging the heavy chain about, and old Tulsi, who was too proud to ask for aid and so disclose the fact that he had had to fall back on ancient methods, discarded all the clothing he could.
And after all he had to give in. "Gurdit"s father did it field by field," said the head-men carelessly when he sought their advice.
"Fret not thyself, _Baba-ji_. "Twill come right; thou art a better scholar than ever he was."
"Field by field!" echoed Tulsi aghast. "But the book prohibits it, seeing that there is not verification, since none can know if the boundaries be right."
A broad chuckle ran round the circle of elders. "Is that all, Sri Tulsi?" cried the head-man. "That is soon settled. A Jat knows his own land, I warrant; and each man of us will verify his fields, seeing that never before have we had such a settling-day as thine. Not an error, not an injustice! _Purumeshwar_ send Gurditta to be as good a _putwari_ when he comes!"
"Nay, "tis Gurdit who is _putwari_ already," replied Tulsi uneasily; "and therefore must there be no mistake. So I will do field by field; peradventure when they are drawn on paper it may seem more like the book where things do not move. Then I can begin again by rule."
There was quite a pleasurable excitement over the attested measurement of the fields, and old Munnia, the parcher of corn, said it was almost as good as a fair to her trade. Each man clanked the chain round his own boundary, while his neighbours stood in the now sprouting wheat to see fair play and talk over the past history of the claim; Tulsi Ram meanwhile squatting on the ground and drawing away as for dear life.
Even the children went forth to see the show, munching popped corn and sidling gingerly past the Three-Legged-One which, to say sooth, looked gigantic with half the spare clothes of the community piled on to it; indeed the village women, peeping from afar, declared Kishnu to have been quite right, and urged a further secret oblation as prudent, if not absolutely necessary.
So she took to hanging the marigolds again, taking care to remove them ere the old man rose in the morning. And the result was eminently satisfactory, for as he put one field-plan after another away in the portfolio Tulsi Ram"s face cleared. They were so beautifully green, far greener than those in the book; so surely there could be no mistake. But alas! when he came to try and fit them together as they should be on the map, they resolutely refused to do anything of the kind. It was a judgment, he felt, for having disobeyed the text-book; and so the next morning he rose at the peep of day determined to have it out legitimately with the Three-Legged-One. And lo! it was garlanded with marigolds and set out once more with platters of curds and b.u.t.ter.
"Thou hast undone me, ignorant woman!" he said with a mixture of anger and relief. "Now is it clear! The true G.o.ds in despite of thy false worship have sent a devil into this thing to destroy me." So despite Kishnu"s terror and tears he threw the offerings into the fire, and dragged the plane-table out into the fields with ignominy.
But even this protestation failed, and poor old Tulsi, one vast wrinkle of perplexity, was obliged once more to refer to the circle of head-men.
"Gurdit"s father managed, and thou hast twice his mettle," they replied, vaguely interested. "Sure the devil must indeed be in it, seeing that the land cannot run away of itself."
"It hath not run away," said Tulsi dejectedly. "There is not too little, but too much of it."
Too much land! The idea was at first bewildering to these Jat peasants, and then sent them into open laughter. Here was a mistake indeed! and yet the l.u.s.t of land, so typical of their race, showed in their eyes as they crowded round the map which Tulsi Ram spread on the ground. It was a model of neatness: the fields were greener than the greenest wheat; but right in the middle of them was a white patch of no-man"s-land.
"_Trra!_" rolled the broadest of the party after an instant"s stupefaction. "That settles it. "Tis a mistake, for look you, "tis next my fields, and if "twere there my plough would have been in it long ago." A sigh of conviction and relief pa.s.sed through the circle, for the mere suggestion had been disturbing. Nevertheless, since Gurdit"s father"s map had never indulged in white spots, Tulsi"s must be purged from them also. "Look you," said one of the youngest; ""tis as when the children make a puzzle of torn leaves. He has fitted them askew, so let each cut his own field out of the paper and set it aright."
Then ensued an hour of sheer puzzledom, since if the white spot were driven from one place it re-appeared differently shaped in another.
The devil was in it, they said at last, somewhat alarmed; since he who brought land might be reasonably suspected of the power of taking it away. They would offer a scapegoat; and meanwhile old Tulsi need not talk of calling in the aid of the new _putwari_ in the next village, for he was one of the new-fangled sort, an empty drum making a big noise, and, as likely as not, would make them pay double, if there really was extra land, because it had not come into the schedule before. No! they would ask the schoolmaster first, since he had experience in finding excuse for mistakes. Nor was their trust unfounded, for the master not only had an excuse in something he called "a reasonable margin of error," but also a remedy which, he declared, the late _putwari_ had always adopted; briefly a snip here, a bulge there, and a general fudging with the old settlement-maps.
The elders clapped old Tulsi on the back with fresh laughter bidding him not try to be cleverer than others, and so sent him back to his drawing-board. But long after the dusk had fallen that evening, the old man sat staring stupidly at the great sheet of blank paper on which he had not drawn a line. It was no business of his what Gurdit"s father had done, seeing that he too was of the old school inwardly, if not outwardly; but Gurdit himself, when he returned, would allow of no such dishonesties, and he, Tulsi, was in the boy"s place. There was time yet, a month at least before inspection, in which to have it out with the plane-table. So when the wild geese from the mudbanks came with the first streak of dawn to feed on the wheat, they found old Tulsi and his attendant demon there already, at work on the dewy fields; and when sunset warned the grey crane that it was time to wing their flight riverwards, they left Tulsi and the Three-Legged-One still struggling with the margin of error.
Then he would sit up of nights plotting and planning till a dim, dazed look came into his bright old eyes, and he had to borrow a pair of horn spectacles from the widow of a dead friend. He was getting old, he told Kishnu (who was in despair), as men must get old, no matter how many marigolds ignorant women wasted on false G.o.ds; for she had taken boldly, and unchecked, to the oblations again.
But in the end inspection-day found that white bit of land white as ever, nay, whiter against the dark finger which pointed at it accusingly; since, as ill-luck would have it, what only the natives themselves may call a Black Judge was the inspecting officer. A most admirable young Bachelor of Arts from the Calcutta University, full to the brim of solid virtue, and utterly devoid of any sneaking sentimental sympathy with the quips and cranks of poor humanity; those lichens of life which make its rough rocks and water-worn boulders so beautiful to the seeing eye. "This must not occur," he said, speaking, after the manner of the alien, in English to his clerk in order to enhance his dignity. "It is gross negligence of common orders. Write as warning that if better map be not forthcoming, _loc.u.m tenens_ loses appointment with adverse influence on hereditary claims."