Twenty-one years earlier, and twenty-one miles north of Carville, Annie Ruth and I had been in the same stadium. As Annie Ruth and I exchanged memories of the game from 1972, a couple of other patients gathered around. They were all LSU fans. Like all LSU fans, they remembered the historic Billy Cannon punt return on Halloween night in 1959. And like all Ole Miss fans, I brought up the 210 revenge Ole Miss took upon the Tigers in the Sugar Bowl to capture the national t.i.tle.
I felt like an insider as I sat around the cafeteria table with a half-dozen leprosy patients. We told our stories. I was more than an undercover journalist. I was more than an eyewitness. I was partic.i.p.ating in a new kind of community. Prisoners and leprosy patients might have been considered outcasts by most of the world, but we were stuck here together. I was still a bit apprehensive about touching them, but I realized they wouldn"t want me handling their finances either.
Ella rolled by. "Boy, you always meddlin"." That"s what Ella called it when I interviewed people-meddlin". She shook her head, and I went back to making notes.
Jimmy Harris interrupted. "I"m writing a book," he blurted out, even though we had all heard about it repeatedly. "Already got a t.i.tle. King of the Microbes- King of the Microbes- catchy, don"t you think?" catchy, don"t you think?"
The other patients were looking toward the door behind me. I turned to see a guard walking toward our table.
"Inmate!" he yelled at me. "Get over here."
I had never seen this guard before. He wore a different kind of uniform. He stood tall in the midst of the wheelchairs and walkers. As I walked toward the prison cafeteria, he said under his breath, "I"m gonna write you up."
From behind the latticework dividing the cafeterias, I listened to him chastise the patients.
"You shouldn"t talk to inmates," he said.
"You can"t tell us what to do," one of the patients said.
"No, I can"t," the man said, "but I"m warning you; these aren"t choirboys. They"re convicts. They steal. They lie. They"re dangerous."
"Everybody makes mistakes," Harry said. Harry was shy and usually didn"t say much. I was honored that he would stand up for our right to be friends, especially after I had not taken his hand.
As the guard walked toward the inmate cafeteria, Ella called out, "They just childrens."
In the office, five guards peppered me with questions. You want to go to the hole?! You think your little comments on the board are clever, don"t you!? How many times have I told you-you can"t fraternize with patients! You want to go to the hole?! You think your little comments on the board are clever, don"t you!? How many times have I told you-you can"t fraternize with patients! The four guards deferred to the new guy. One of them called him "Lieutenant." The four guards deferred to the new guy. One of them called him "Lieutenant."
I stood quietly until they ran out of things to say. "May I be candid?" I asked.
"h.e.l.l, no!" one of the guards yelled.
The lieutenant sat down behind the desk. "Say what you gotta say."
"The patients talk to me," I said. "They"re nice. And old. I don"t want to be rude. I"m just trying to be kind." I failed to mention my secret, undercover ident.i.ty. Then I said, "If you don"t want us to fraternize, why did you put us here together?"
The guards exchanged concerned looks.
"You won"t be together for long," the lieutenant said.
I wanted to ask for an explanation, but if he knew I cared, he wouldn"t offer any information. I stood still and quiet.
"They"re going to be removed," he said. "Relocated."
CHAPTER 20.
I was appalled that the Bureau of Prisons would force the leprosy patients to leave their home. Even for me, Carville was turning out to be a good place to serve a prison sentence. Though I wasn"t able to live at home with Neil and Maggie, most weekends we spent eight hours together playing, laughing, and telling stories, without the distractions of a television or phone or obligations. The weekends when Linda couldn"t bring the kids, I had a long list of people willing to make the drive to Carville. My mother would sometimes collect Neil and Maggie and bring them to spend a Sat.u.r.day in the visiting room. And my father would drop by unexpectedly, just to catch up. John Caridad, a priest from Gulfport, spent a Sunday afternoon with me. A week later, an Episcopal priest from New Orleans dropped by. My friends from church, the Singletarys and the McCrarys, spent an afternoon at the colony, as did Jack Yelnick, my college buddy from Chicago.
I was one of the lucky ones. Many of the men in Carville, like the leprosy patients before them, had been disowned. Brian Kutinly, a friendly young man from Connecticut who mishandled funds at his home health agency, said his father accused him of ruining the family name. He said he never wanted to speak to Brian again.
But I did have a loving family and loyal friends. Life on the inside could have been much worse. I also loved getting back to investigative journalism. My early success with interviews for my prisoners-in-the-leper-colony expose had the same feel and energy as my first foray into reporting.
When I launched my first newspaper straight out of college, I called it the Oxford Times Oxford Times. For 105 years, the town had been served by a rather complacent daily newspaper, the Oxford Eagle Oxford Eagle. It was part of the elite, the establishment. The editor and publisher had no interest in fighting for underdogs or the disadvantaged. In my view, they did nothing to challenge those in power.
Launching a newspaper that practiced real journalism, I thought, would be one step toward fulfilling my mother"s prophecy of "doing great things." I imagined I felt the same excitement as Henry Luce when he started Life Life and and Time Time. I knew William Randolph Hearst had started out just like me, with nothing more than an idea and energy. And I understood the power that came with owning a media company. I kept a copy of H. L. Mencken"s quote tucked away in my desk drawer: "Freedom of the press belongs to those who own the press."
The inaugural editions of the Oxford Times Oxford Times were greeted with enthusiasm. The town was in dire need of a new voice, and ours was greeted with praise. We were the first to report on public meetings, expose conflicts of interest among the powerful in the town, and report the proceedings from the criminal courts in Oxford. We worked to find riveting stories, and we reported them in great detail: the Santa Claus who was shoplifting from the mall (concealing the merchandise in his big red bag); the Peeping Tom who argued in open court that he was conducting research for his romance novel; the town drunk who drove away in an ambulance to expedite his inebriated friend"s arrival at the emergency room. I was having fun. I felt like I was on an important mission to make Oxford a better place to live for all its citizens. And the applause was intoxicating. were greeted with enthusiasm. The town was in dire need of a new voice, and ours was greeted with praise. We were the first to report on public meetings, expose conflicts of interest among the powerful in the town, and report the proceedings from the criminal courts in Oxford. We worked to find riveting stories, and we reported them in great detail: the Santa Claus who was shoplifting from the mall (concealing the merchandise in his big red bag); the Peeping Tom who argued in open court that he was conducting research for his romance novel; the town drunk who drove away in an ambulance to expedite his inebriated friend"s arrival at the emergency room. I was having fun. I felt like I was on an important mission to make Oxford a better place to live for all its citizens. And the applause was intoxicating.
My undercover Carville story got another boost when a new prison librarian started work. Patty Burkett, a pretty, red-haired civilian from Baton Rouge, whipped the library into shape. She organized the books in a more traditional manner, enrolled us in an interlibrary loan program with the state of Louisiana, and even started a library newsletter for inmates. Rumor was that she had recruited some English graduate students to lead a weekly book club. I was excited about Patty"s arrival and volunteered to help out.
She called a meeting of inmates interested in working in the library. On my way to this first gathering, I heard a raspy voice call out from one of the adjoining breezeways.
"Hey," he said. "Over here."
It was one of the leprosy patients. He stood in a dimly lit section of the hallway. Smoke from his cigarette floated around his head, and I noticed burn marks between his fingers where cigarettes had scarred his numb hands. I"d seen him in the cafeteria. They called him Smeltzer.
Smeltzer had a head of thick gray hair, slicked back with hair tonic. He wasn"t terribly disfigured, but he had trouble with his hands and feet. He wore shoes with big Velcro strips and leaned on a walker.
He motioned for me to come closer, but I didn"t want to breathe in the smoke he had just exhaled. He held a small piece of paper in his claw hand. A prescription. He held it up for me to see.
"Ten dollars," he said.
"No, thanks."
"It feels good," he said in a low conspiratorial voice.
I couldn"t believe a leprosy patient was trying to sell me drugs. I told him politely that I didn"t want anything to do with drugs, and reminded him we inmates were routinely tested for narcotics.
"No, no," he said, shaking his head in frustration. "A pedicure...it"s a script for a pedicure. At the foot clinic."
For a moment, I considered it. But I had seen the patients coming out of the foot clinic, legs extended from the wheelchair, toes gnarled and twisted, some with no toes at all. Smeltzer held out the paper, enticingly.
"No thanks," I said.
As I started to walk away, Smeltzer said, "Tell your friends I"m here."
I wanted to ask him why he needed money. The government provided for all his needs. I looked back to see Smeltzer leaning against his walker, prescription held tight in his one hand, a cigarette dangling from the other.
CHAPTER 21.
I spent the late summer afternoons walking the inmate track. It was the one place I found solitude. By early afternoon, with temperatures near a hundred degrees, almost all the other inmates, as well as the guards, sought refuge inside, where the thermostats were set on sixty-eight degrees. Only the Mexicans were outside at this time of day. They played handball, but they rarely spoke to me.
The track was a wide concrete sidewalk that circled the perimeter of the prison courtyard. As I walked around and around with no guards watching and no inmates screaming or slamming dominoes on tabletops, I could let down my guard and relax. My imagination ran wild.
I imagined Linda and the kids on the beach at the Singletarys" Florida condominium, running from the waves. I dreamed of adventures with Neil and Maggie. I fantasized about magazines I would launch. I ran through dialogue and scenes, imaginary encounters with people on the outside.
At times, when I couldn"t fend off the guilt about the burden this incarceration caused my family, I let anger engulf me. And I walked. I walked fast until I was sweating profusely, sometimes to the point of exhaustion. Awash in self-pity, I thought about all our family would miss together-Maggie"s ballet recital, Little Neil"s first day of school, Sat.u.r.days at Audubon Park, Sunday brunch at La Madeleine. And, worst of all, Neil"s and Maggie"s birthdays.
I didn"t know what to do, so I walked and daydreamed. Hours disappeared as the rhythm of walking pushed me into a state of meditation. Days slipped away. I realized I could fast-forward time, one repet.i.tive circle after another. But it wasn"t my first experience with manipulating time.
My initial success as a journalist in Oxford roused the established daily paper from its slumber. The publisher of the established daily, the Eagle, Eagle, launched an aggressive marketing campaign depicting us as troublemaking outsiders. We lost some advertisers. I believed my commitment to good journalism would prevail, but soon I ran short on cash. launched an aggressive marketing campaign depicting us as troublemaking outsiders. We lost some advertisers. I believed my commitment to good journalism would prevail, but soon I ran short on cash.
My biggest advertiser was a local grocery store. On the last day of March 1986, the owner had promised to pay a bill-for almost $5,000. Taking the grocer at his word, I wrote payroll checks. The check from the grocery store owner did not arrive.
With two newspapers in town, customers could easily move advertising from one paper to the other. As desperate as I was for that check, I was equally desperate to keep the grocer as a long-term customer, so I didn"t want to be too pushy and risk alienating my biggest client.
The next morning I called the grocery store. The owner was out of town and would be gone for two days. No checks were to be issued in his absence. I put the telephone down and looked at my clock: 9:00 A.M A.M. At 10:00 A.M A.M. the bank would stamp my payroll checks, "Insufficient funds." I had one hour to raise $3,000.
I had $400 in my personal account at another bank in town. It occurred to me that I didn"t really need $3,000. I needed time. I needed two days. Sixteen working hours. Just enough time for the grocer to return and deliver the promised funds.
I opened my personal checkbook and, despite having a balance of $400, wrote a $3,000 check to myself, from myself. On the bottom of the check I wrote, "loan." The following day this check would bounce without some kind of coverage, so the next morning, a Thursday, I wrote a check from my business account to my personal account for $3,000. On the subject line I wrote "repayment."
The next day, the grocer returned. I drove to his store and picked up a check for $4,700. I deposited the funds in my business account to cover the check I"d written the day before.
No one seemed to notice the transfers. All was well once the grocer fulfilled his promise. I discovered that with two checking accounts at different banks I could do something I"d never dreamed possible. I could buy time. And no one would ever know.
Walking in circles around the track, I understood a gerbil"s drive to run inside a wheel. I felt that same instinct. I walked so many hours, the concrete wore down the soles of my boots. By late August, I had lost almost thirty pounds, leaving the fat behind me, one drop of sweat at a time.
On my laps around the path, I pa.s.sed Ella in her antique wheelchair, navigating the walkways. I waved at Harry and Father Reynolds riding their old-fashioned bikes. Jimmy and Sister Margie nodded as they trekked by on their three-wheelers. They were going in circles, too. And I wondered if it gave them some sense of escape or helped them pa.s.s the time.
One particularly hot day, I noticed Ella making more than a dozen trips from her room to the patient canteen and back. I wanted to ask if she had heard about the plans to relocate the patients, but I didn"t want to upset her.
As I turned the corner by the breezeway that ran between the prison and the leprosy sides, I heard her call out for help. I looked around for a guard. Through the screen, I saw the handles on her wheelchair, but I couldn"t see her. She called out again. I yelled that I"d be right there. Ella had slid down in her chair. Too exhausted to pull herself up, she was about to fall onto the concrete floor. I reached over the back of her chair, put my hands under her arms and gently pulled her into a sitting position.
"You OK?" I asked.
"Tired," Ella said, her voice weak.
The temperature, even in the shade of the hallway, was in the nineties. I was about to tell her to be more careful, to stay in the air-conditioning, when she asked if I would push her to her room. I looked around the inmate courtyard again. No guards. No one else to help. I pushed the old chair around to her dorm. The faster I pushed, the faster the hand cranks rotated. I slowed down after Ella"s head listed to the left. I worried the spinning handles might hit her.
I held open the door of her dorm and waited for her to take over.
"To my room," she said, nodding down the hall.
"I"m not supposed to go inside," I said.
"Will they put you in jail?" she asked, exhausted, but with a smile.
She had a point. I figured I couldn"t get in too much trouble for aiding an eighty-year-old woman with no legs. As I pushed Ella into the cool hallway of her dormitory, I realized that for the first time I had touched someone with leprosy. I made a note to pay attention not to touch my own face until I got back to my dorm to wash my hands.
No one saw me push Ella into her room. No guards. No other patients. No inmates. No one knew where I had been.
CHAPTER 22.
On one of my afternoon walks, when the shade from the trees started to spill over onto the concrete track, Link joined me as I made laps around the inmate courtyard.
"Why you hang out with them leopards?" Link asked. "You gonna catch that s.h.i.t!"
"I thought you wanted to catch it," I said.
"I do, but I gotta figure out how to make some cash "til I get that s.h.i.t." Link looked at me and smiled. "Teach me how you stole money from them banks!"
"What kind of relationship do you have with your banker?" I asked.
"f.u.c.k," Link said, "I ain"t never been inside a motherf.u.c.kin" bank!"
I explained to Link that kiting checks required patience, a unique relationship with financial inst.i.tutions, and was dependent on the appearance of stability. And I reminded him that I didn"t actually get any money for myself. "It"s really about buying time." I told him. Link didn"t follow. "It"s complicated," I said, hoping he"d lose interest.
"My s.h.i.t complicated, too!" Link said. He launched into the difficulty of supply and demand in the drug business. Link had been forced to adapt. When the drug money dried up, he said, he fell back on carjacking.
"You didn"t."
"f.u.c.k, yeah, I did!" he bragged, adding that carjacking took patience, too. "I hide in the bushes at the Popeyes drive-though," Link said. "I wait there until a woman come through in a Mercedes or a BMW. Late model," he said, "Couldn"t be no man in the car." Sometimes Link waited for hours. "Then after she get her food, I jump out, point the gun at her face, and say, "Get out the car, b.i.t.c.h!"" Link threw his head back and laughed. "Them ladies would jump out the car-leave their keys, their purse, and their chicken. So I had something to eat on the way to the West Bank."
"You planned your carjackings around chicken!?"
"You ever had Popeyes chicken?!"
I thought about Neil and Maggie and Linda. Driving through a Popeyes in our vintage Mercedes. "You never did that with children in the car?" I asked.