""A word wid you, Dempsey," sez I. "You"ve walked wid Dinah Shadd four times this fortnight gone."
""What"s that to you?" sez he. "I"ll walk forty times more, an" forty on top av that, ye shovel-futted clod-breakin" infantry lance-corp"ril."
"Before I cud gyard he had his gloved fist home on my cheek an" down I went full-sprawl. "Will that content you?" sez he, blowin" on his knuckles for all the world like a Scots Greys orf"cer. "Content!" sez I. "For your own sake, man, take off your spurs, peel your jackut, an" onglove. "Tis the beginnin" av the overture; stand up!"
"He stud all he know, but he niver peeled his jacket, an" his shoulders had no fair play. I was fightin" for Dinah Shadd an" that cut on my cheek.
What hope had he forninst me? "Stand up," sez I, time an" again whin he was beginnin" to quarter the ground an" gyard high an" go large. "This isn"t ridin"-school," I sez. "O man, stand up an" let me get in at ye."
But whin I saw he wud be runnin" about, I grup his shtock in my left an"
his waist-belt in my right an" swung him clear to my right front, head undher, he hammerin" my nose till the wind was knocked out av him on the bare ground. "Stand up," sez I, "or I"ll kick your head into your chest!"
and I wud ha" done ut too, so ragin" mad I was.
""My collar-bone"s bruk," sez he. "Help me back to lines. I"ll walk wid her no more." So I helped him back."
"And was his collar-bone broken?" I asked, for I fancied that only Learoyd could neatly accomplish that terrible throw.
"He pitched on his left shoulder point. Ut was. Next day the news was in both barricks, an" whin I met Dinah Shadd wid a cheek on me like all the reg"mintal tailor"s samples there was no "Good mornin", corp"ril," or aught else. "An" what have I done, Miss Shadd," sez I, very bould, plantin" mesilf forninst her, "that ye should not pa.s.s the time of day?"
""Ye"ve half-killed rough-rider Dempsey," sez she, her dear blue eyes fillin" up.
""May be," sez I. "Was he a friend av yours that saw ye home four times in the fortnight?"
""Yes," sez she, but her mouth was down at the corners, "An"--an" what"s that to you?" she sez.
""Ask Dempsey," sez I, purtendin" to go away.
""Did you fight for me then, ye silly man?" she sez, tho" she knew ut all along.
""Who else?" sez I, an" I tuk wan pace to the front.
""I wasn"t worth ut," sez she, fingerin" in her ap.r.o.n.
""That"s for me to say," sez I. "Shall I say ut?"
""Yes," sez she, in a saint"s whisper, an" at that I explained mesilf; and she tould me what ivry man that is a man, an" many that is a woman, hears wanst in his life.
""But what made ye cry at startin", Dinah, darlin"?" sez I.
""Your--your b.l.o.o.d.y cheek," sez she, duckin" her little head down on my sash (I was on duty for the day) an" whimperin" like a sorrowful angil.
"Now a man cud take that two ways. I tuk ut as pleased me best an" my first kiss wid ut. Mother av Innocence! but I kissed her on the tip av the nose and undher the eye; an" a girl that let"s a kiss come tumble-ways like that has never been kissed before. Take note av that, sorr. Thin we wint hand in hand to ould Mother Shadd like two little childher, an" she said "twas no bad thing, an" ould Shadd nodded behind his pipe, an" Dinah ran away to her own room. That day I throd on rollin" clouds. All earth was too small to hould me. Begad, I cud ha" hiked the sun out av the sky for a live coal to my pipe, so magnificent I was. But I tuk recruities at squad-drill instid, an" began wid general battalion advance whin I shud ha" been balance-steppin" them. Eyah! that day! that day!"
A very long pause. "Well?" said I.
""Twas all wrong," said Mulvaney, with an enormous sigh. "An" I know that ev"ry bit av ut was my own foolishness. That night I tuk maybe the half av three pints--not enough to turn the hair of a man in his natural senses.
But I was more than half drunk wid pure joy, an" that canteen beer was so much whisky to me, I can"t tell how it came about, but _bekaze_ I had no thought for anywan except Dinah, _bekaze_ I hadn"t slipped her little white arms from my neck five minuts, _bekaze_ the breath of her kiss was not gone from my mouth, I must go through the married lines on my way to quarters an" I must stay talkin" to a red-headed Mullingar heifer av a girl, Judy Sheehy, that was daughter to Mother Sheehy, the wife of Nick Sheehy, the canteen-sergint--the Black Curse av Shielygh be on the whole brood that are above groun" this day!
""An" what are ye houldin" your head that high for, corp"ril?" sez Judy.
"Come in an" thry a cup av tay," she sez, standin" in the doorway. Bein"
an ontrustable fool, an" thinkin" av anything but tay, I wint.
""Mother"s at canteen," sez Judy, smoothin" the hair av hers that was like red snakes, an" lookin" at me corner-ways out av her green cats" eyes. "Ye will not mind, corp"ril?"
""I can endure," sez I; ould Mother Sheehy bein" no divarsion av mine, nor her daughter too. Judy fetched the tea things an" put thim on the table, leanin" over me very close to get thim square. I dhrew back, thinkin" av Dinah.
""Is ut afraid you are av a girl alone?" sez Judy.
""No," sez I. "Why should I be?"
""That rests wid the girl," sez Judy, dhrawin" her chair next to mine.
""Thin there let ut rest," sez I; an" thinkin" I"d been a trifle onpolite, I sez, "The tay"s not quite sweet enough for my taste. Put your little finger in the cup, Judy. "Twill make ut necthar."
""What"s necthar?" sez she.
""Somethin" very sweet," sez I; an" for the sinful life av me I cud not help lookin" at her out av the corner av my eye, as I was used to look at a woman.
""Go on wid ye, corp"ril," sez she. "You"re a flirrt."
""On me sowl I"m not," sez I.
""Then you"re a cruel handsome man, an" that"s worse," sez she, heaving big sighs an" lookin" crossways.
""You know your own mind," sez I.
"""Twud be better for me if I did not," she sez.
""There"s a dale to be said on both sides av that," sez I, unthinkin".
""Say your own part av ut, then, Terence, darlin"," sez she; "for begad I"m thinkin" I"ve said too much or too little for an honest girl," an" wid that she put her arms round my neck an" kissed me.
""There"s no more to be said afther that," sez I, kissin" her back again--Oh the mane scutt that I was, my head ringin" wid Dinah Shadd! How does ut come about, sorr, that when a man has put the comether on wan woman, he"s sure bound to put it on another? "Tis the same thing at musketry, Wan day ivry shot goes wide or into the bank, an" the next, lay high lay low, sight or snap, ye can"t get off the bull"s-eye for ten shots runnin"."
"That only happens to a man who has had a good deal of experience. He does it without thinking," I replied.
"Thankin" you for the complimint, sorr, ut may be so. But I"m doubtful whether you mint ut for a complimint. Hear now; I sat there wid Judy on my knee tellin" me all manner av nonsinse an" only sayin" "yes" an" "no,"
when I"d much better ha" kept tongue betune teeth. An" that was not an hour afther I had left Dinah! What I was thinkin" av I cannot say, Presintly. quiet as a cat, ould Mother Sheehy came in velvet-dhrunk. She had her daughter"s red hair, but "twas bald in patches, an" I cud see in her wicked ould face, clear as lightnin", what Judy wud be twenty years to come. I was for jumpin" up, but Judy niver moved.
""Terence has promust, mother," sez she, an" the could sweat bruk out all over me. Ould Mother Sheehy sat down of a heap an" began playin" wid the cups. "Thin you"re a well-matched pair," she sez, very thick. "For he"s the biggest rogue that iver spoiled the queen"s shoe-leather," an"--
""I"m off, Judy," sez I. "Ye should not talk nonsinse to your mother. Get her to bed, girl."
""Nonsinse!" sez the ould woman, p.r.i.c.kin" up her ears like a cat an"
grippin" the table-edge. ""Twill be the most nonsinsical nonsinse for you, ye grinnin" badger, if nonsinse "tis. Git clear, you. I"m goin" to bed."
"I ran out into the dhark, my head in a stew an" my heart sick, but I had sinse enough to see that I"d brought ut all on mysilf. "It"s this to pa.s.s the time av day to a panjandhrum av h.e.l.lcats," sez I. "What I"ve said, an"
what I"ve not said do not matther. Judy an" her dam will hould me for a promust man, an" Dinah will give me the go, an" I desarve ut. I will go an" get dhrunk," sez I, "an" forget about ut, for "tis plain I"m not a marrin" man."
"On my way to canteen I ran against Lascelles, color-sergeant that was av E Comp"ny, a hard, hard man, wid a torment av a wife. "You"ve the head av a drowned man on your shoulders," sez he; "an" you"re goin" where you"ll get a worse wan. "Come back," sez he. "Let me go," sez I. "I"ve thrown my luck over the wall wid my own hand!"--"Then that"s not the way to get ut back again," sez he. "Have out wid your throuble, ye fool-bhoy." An" I tould him how the matther was.