""Rough quarters, men," sez he, "but you can"t look to be as comfortable as in barricks. We must make the best av things. I"ve shut my eyes to a dale av dog"s tricks to-day, an" now there must be no more av ut."
""No more we will. Come an" have a dhrink, me son," sez Peg Barney, staggerin" where he stud. Me little orf"cer bhoy kep" his timper.
""You"re a sulky swine, you are," sez Peg Barney, an" at that the men in the tent began to laugh.
"I tould you me orf"cer bhoy had bowils. He cut Peg Barney as near as might be on the oi that I"d squshed whin we first met. Peg wint spinnin"
acrost the tent.
""Peg him out, sorr," sez I, in a whishper.
""Peg him out!" sez me orf"cer bhoy, up loud, just as if "twas battalion-p"rade an" he pickin" his wurrds from the Sargint.
"The non-coms tuk Peg Barney--a howlin" handful he was--an" in three minuts he was pegged out--chin down, tight-dhrawn--on his stummick, a tent-peg to each arm an" leg, swearin" fit to turn a naygur white.
"I tuk a peg an" jammed ut into his ugly jaw.--"Bite on that, Peg Barney,"
I sez; "the night is settin" frosty, an" you"ll be wantin" divarsion before the mornin". But for the Rig"lations you"d be bitin" on a bullet now at the thriangles, Peg Barney," sez I.
"All the draf" was out av their tents watchin" Barney bein" pegged.
"""Tis agin the Rig"lations! He strook him!" screeches out Scrub Greene, who was always a lawyer; an" some of the men tuk up the shoutin".
""Peg out that man!" sez my orf"cer bhoy, niver losin" his timper; an" the non-coms wint in and pegged out Scrub Greene by the side av Peg Barney.
"I cud see that the draf" was comin" roun". The men stud not knowin" fwhat to do.
""Get to your tents!" sez me orf"cer bhoy. "Sargint, put a sintry over these two men."
"The men wint back into the tents like jackals, an" the rest av the night there was no noise at all excipt the stip av the sintry over the two, an"
Scrub Greene blubberin" like a child. "Twas a chilly night, an" faith, ut sobered Peg Barney.
"Just before Revelly, my orf"cer bhoy comes out an" sez: "Loose those men an" send thim to their tents!" Scrub Greene wint away widout a word, but Peg Barney, stiff wid the cowld, stud like a sheep, thryin" to make his orf"cer understhand he was sorry for playin" the goat.
"There was no tucker in the draf" whin ut fell in for the march, an" divil a wurrd about "illegality" cud I hear.
"I wint to the ould Color Sargint and I sez:--"Let me die in glory," sez I. "I"ve seen a man this day!"
""A man he is," sez ould Hother; "the draf"s as sick as a herrin". They"ll all go down to the sea like lambs. That bhoy has the bowils av a cantonmint av Gin"rals."
""Amin," sez I, "an" good luck go wid him, wheriver he be, by land or by sea. Let me know how the draf" gets clear."
"An" do you know how they _did_? That bhoy, so I was tould by letter from Bombay, bullyd.a.m.ned "em down to the dock, till they cudn"t call their sowls their own. From the time they left me oi till they was "tween decks, not wan av thim was more than dacintly dhrunk. An", by the Holy Articles av War, whin they wint aboard they cheered him till they cudn"t spake, an"
_that_, mark you, has not come about wid a draf" in the mim"ry av livin"
man! You look to that little orf"cer bhoy. He has bowils. "Tis not ivry child that wud chuck the Rig"lations to Flanders an" stretch Peg Barney on a wink from a brokin an" dilapidated ould carkiss like mesilf. I"d be proud to serve"--
"Terrence, you"re a civilian," said Dinah Shadd, warningly.
"So I am--so I am. Is ut likely I wud forget ut? But he was a gran" bhoy all the same, an" I"m only a mudtipper wid a hod on my shoulthers. The whiskey"s in the heel av your hand, sorr. Wid your good lave we"ll dhrink to the Ould Rig"mint--three fingers--standin" up!"
And we drank.
BY WORD OF MOUTH
Not though you die to-night, O Sweet, and wail, A spectre at my door, Shall mortal Fear make Love immortal fail-- I shall but love you more, Who, from Death"s house returning, give me still One moment"s comfort in my matchless ill.
--_Shadow Houses_.
This tale may be explained by those who know how souls are made, and where the bounds of the Possible are put down. I have lived long enough in this India to know that it is best to know nothing, and can only write the story as it happened.
Dumoise was our Civil Surgeon at Meridki, and we called him "Dormouse,"
because he was a round little, sleepy little man. He was a good Doctor and never quarreled with any one, not even with our Deputy Commissioner who had the manners of a bargee and the tact of a horse. He married a girl as round and as sleepy-looking as himself. She was a Miss Hillardyce, daughter of "Squash" Hillardyce of the Berars, who married his Chief"s daughter by mistake. But that is another story.
A honeymoon in India is seldom more than a week long; but there is nothing to hinder a couple from extending it over two or three years. India is a delightful country for married folk who are wrapped up in one another.
They can live absolutely alone and without interruption--just as the Dormice did. Those two little people retired from the world after their marriage, and were very happy. They were forced, of course, to give occasional dinners, but they made no friends thereby, and the Station went its own way and forgot them; only saying, occasionally, that Dormouse was the best of good fellows though dull. A Civil Surgeon who never quarrels is a rarity, appreciated as such.
Few people can afford to play Robinson Crusoe anywhere--least of all in India, where we are few in the land and very much dependent on each other"s kind offices. Dumoise was wrong in shutting himself from the world for a year, and he discovered his mistake when an epidemic of typhoid broke out in the Station in the heart of the cold weather, and his wife went down. He was a shy little man, and five days were wasted before he realized that Mrs. Dumoise was burning with something worse than simple fever, and three days more pa.s.sed before he ventured to call on Mrs.
Shute, the Engineer"s wife, and timidly speak about his trouble.
Nearly every household in India knows that Doctors are very helpless in typhoid. The battle must be fought out between Death and the Nurses minute by minute and degree by degree. Mrs. Shute almost boxed Dumoise"s ears for what she called his "criminal delay," and went off at once to look after the poor girl. We had seven cases of typhoid in the Station that winter and, as the average of death is about one in every five cases, we felt certain that we should have to lose somebody. But all did their best. The women sat up nursing the women, and the men turned to and tended the bachelors who were down, and we wrestled with those typhoid cases for fifty-six days, and brought them through the Valley of the Shadow in triumph. But, just when we thought all was over, and were going to give a dance to celebrate the victory, little Mrs. Dumoise got a relapse and died in a week and the Station went to the funeral. Dumoise broke down utterly at the brink of the grave, and had to be taken away.
After the death, Dumoise crept into his own house and refused to be comforted. He did his duties perfectly, but we all felt that he should go on leave, and the other men of his own Service told him so. Dumoise was very thankful for the suggestion--he was thankful for anything in those days--and went to Chini on a walking-tour. Chini is some twenty marches from Simla, in the heart of the Hills, and the scenery is good if you are in trouble. You pa.s.s through big, still deodar-forests, and under big, still cliffs, and over big, still gra.s.s-downs swelling like a woman"s b.r.e.a.s.t.s; and the wind across the gra.s.s, and the rain among the deodars says--"Hush--hush--hush." So little Dumoise was packed off to Chini, to wear down his grief with a full-plate camera and a rifle. He took also a useless bearer, because the man had been his wife"s favorite servant. He was idle and a thief, but Dumoise trusted everything to him.
On his way back from Chini, Dumoise turned aside to Bagi, through the Forest Reserve which is on the spur of Mount Huttoo. Some men who have traveled more than a little say that the march from Kotegarh to Bagi is one of the finest in creation. It runs through dark wet forest, and ends suddenly in bleak, nipped hillside and black rocks. Bagi dak-bungalow is open to all the winds and is bitterly cold. Few people go to Bagi. Perhaps that was the reason why Dumoise went there. He halted at seven in the evening, and his bearer went down the hillside to the village to engage coolies for the next day"s march. The sun had set, and the night-winds were beginning to croon among the rocks. Dumoise leaned on the railing of the veranda, waiting for his bearer to return. The man came back almost immediately after he had disappeared, and at such a rate that Dumoise fancied he must have crossed a bear. He was running as hard as he could up the face of the hill.
But there was no bear to account for his terror. He raced to the veranda and fell down, the blood spurting from his nose and his face iron-grey.
Then he gurgled--"I have seen the _Memsahib_! I have seen the _Memsahib_!"
"Where?" said Dumoise.
"Down there, walking on the road to the village. She was in a blue dress, and she lifted the veil of her bonnet and said--"Ram Da.s.s, give my _salaams_ to the _Sahib_, and tell him that I shall meet him next month at Nuddea." Then I ran away, because I was afraid."
What Dumoise said or did I do not know. Ram Da.s.s declares that he said nothing, but walked up and down the veranda all the cold night, waiting for the _Memsahib_ to come up the hill and stretching out his arms into the dark like a madman. But no _Memsahib_ came, and, next day, he went on to Simla cross-questioning the bearer every hour.
Ram Da.s.s could only say that he had met Mrs. Dumoise and that she had lifted up her veil and given him the message which he had faithfully repeated to Dumoise. To this statement Ram Da.s.s adhered. He did not know where Nuddea was, had no friends at Nuddea, and would most certainly never go to Nuddea; even though his pay were doubled,
Nuddea is in Bengal and has nothing whatever to do with a Doctor serving in the Punjab. It must be more than twelve hundred miles south of Meridki.
Dumoise went through Simla without halting, and returned to Meridki, there to take over charge from the man who had been officiating for him during his tour. There were some Dispensary accounts to be explained, and some recent orders of the Surgeon-General to be noted, and, altogether, the taking-over was a full day"s work, In the evening, Dumoise told his _loc.u.m tenens_, who was an old friend of his bachelor days, what had happened at Bagi; and the man said that Ram Da.s.s might as well have chosen Tuticorin while he was about it.
At that moment, a telegraph-peon came in with a telegram from Simla, ordering Dumoise not to take over charge at Meridki, but to go at once to Nuddea on special duty. There was a nasty outbreak of cholera at Nuddea, and the Bengal Government, being short-handed, as usual, had borrowed a Surgeon from the Punjab.