His Majesty the King, therefore, wisely confined himself to his own territories, where only Miss Biddums, and she feebly, disputed his sway.
From Miss Biddums he had picked up his simple theology and welded it to the legends of G.o.ds and devils that he had learned in the servants"
quarters.
To Miss Biddums he confided with equal trust his tattered garments and his more serious griefs. She would make everything whole. She knew exactly how the Earth had been born, and had rea.s.sured the trembling soul of His Majesty the King that terrible time in July when it rained continuously for seven days and seven nights, and--there was no Ark ready and all the ravens had flown away! She was the most powerful person with whom he was brought into contact--always excepting the two remote and silent people beyond the nursery door.
How was His Majesty the King to know that, six years ago, in the summer of his birth, Mrs. Austell, turning over her husband"s papers, had come upon the intemperate letter of a foolish woman who had been carried away by the silent man"s strength and personal beauty? How could he tell what evil the overlooked slip of note-paper had wrought in the mind of a desperately jealous wife? How could he, despite his wisdom, guess that his mother had chosen to make of it excuse for a bar and a division between herself and her husband, that strengthened and grew harder to break with each year; that she, having unearthed this skeleton in the cupboard, had trained it into a household G.o.d which should be about their path and about their bed, and poison all their ways?
These things were beyond the province of His Majesty the King. He only knew that his father was daily absorbed in some mysterious work for a thing called the _Sirkar_ and that his mother was the victim alternately of the _Nautch_ and the _Burrakhana_. To these entertainments she was escorted by a Captain-Man for whom His Majesty the King had no regard.
"He _doesn"t_ laugh," he argued with Miss Biddums, who would fain have taught him charity. "He only makes faces wiv his mouf, and when he wants to o-muse me I am _not_ o-mused." And His Majesty the King shook his head as one who knew the deceitfulness of this world.
Morning and evening it was his duty to salute his father and mother--the former with a grave shake of the hand, and the latter with an equally grave kiss. Once, indeed, he had put his arms round his mother"s neck, in the fashion he used toward Miss Biddums. The openwork of his sleeve-edge caught in an earring, and the last stage of His Majesty"s little overture was a suppressed scream and summary dismissal to the nursery.
"It"s w"ong," thought His Majesty the King, "to hug Memsahibs wiv fings in veir ears. I will amember." He never repeated the experiment.
Miss Biddums, it must be confessed, spoiled him as much as his nature admitted, in some sort of recompense for what she called "the hard ways of his Papa and Mamma." She, like her charge, knew nothing of the trouble between man and wife--the savage contempt for a woman"s stupidity on the one side, or the dull, rankling anger on the other. Miss Biddums had looked after many little children in her time, and served in many establishments. Being a discreet woman, she observed little and said less, and, when her pupils went over the sea to the Great Unknown which she, with touching confidence in her hearers, called "Home," packed up her slender belongings and sought for employment afresh, lavishing all her love on each successive batch of ingrates. Only His Majesty the King had repaid her affection with interest; and in his uncomprehending ears she had told the tale of nearly all her hopes, her aspirations, the hopes that were dead, and the dazzling glories of her ancestral home in "_Cal_cutta, close to Wellington Square."
Everything above the average was in the eyes of His Majesty the King "Calcutta good." When Miss Biddums had crossed his royal will, he reversed the epithet to vex that estimable lady, and all things evil were, until the tears of repentance swept away spite, "Calcutta bad."
Now and again Miss Biddums begged for him the rare pleasure of a day in the society of the Commissioner"s child--the wilful four-year-old Patsie, who, to the intense amazement of His Majesty the King, was idolized by her parents. On thinking the question out at length, by roads unknown to those who have left childhood behind, he came to the conclusion that Patsie was petted because she wore a big blue sash and yellow hair.
This precious discovery he kept to himself. The yellow hair was absolutely beyond his power, his own tousled wig being potato-brown; but something might be done toward the blue sash. He tied a large knot in his mosquito-curtains in order to remember to consult Patsie on their next meeting. She was the only child he had ever spoken to, and almost the only one that he had ever seen. The little memory and the very large and ragged knot held good.
"Patsie, lend me your blue wiband," said His Majesty the King.
"You"ll bewy it," said Patsie, doubtfully, mindful of certain fearful atrocities committed on her doll.
"No, I won"t--twoofanhonor. It"s for me to wear."
"Pooh!" said Patsie. "Boys don"t wear sa-ashes. Zey"s only for dirls."
"I didn"t know." The face of His Majesty the King fell.
"Who wants ribands? Are you playing horses, chickabiddies?" said the Commissioner"s wife, stepping into the veranda.
"Toby wanted my sash," explained Patsie.
"I don"t now," said His Majesty the King, hastily, feeling that with one of these terrible "grown-ups" his poor little secret would be shamelessly wrenched from him, and perhaps--most burning desecration of all--laughed at.
"I"ll give you a cracker-cap," said the Commissioner"s wife. "Come along with me, Toby, and we"ll choose it."
The cracker-cap was a stiff, three-pointed vermilion-and-tinsel splendor.
His Majesty the King fitted it on his royal brow. The Commissioner"s wife had a face that children instinctively trusted, and her action, as she adjusted the toppling middle spike, was tender.
"Will it do as well?" stammered His Majesty the King.
"As what, little one?"
"As ve wiban?"
"Oh, quite. Go and look at yourself in the gla.s.s."
The words were spoken in all sincerity and to help forward any absurd "dressing-up" amus.e.m.e.nt that the children might take into their minds. But the young savage has a keen sense of the ludicrous. His Majesty the King swung the great cheval-gla.s.s down, and saw his head crowned with the staring horror of a fool"s cap--a thing which his father would rend to pieces if it ever came into his office. He plucked it off, and burst into tears.
"Toby," said the Commissioner"s wife, gravely, "you shouldn"t give way to temper. I am very sorry to see it. It"s wrong."
His Majesty the King sobbed inconsolably, and the heart of Patsie"s mother was touched. She drew the child on to her knee. Clearly it was not temper alone.
"What is it, Toby? Won"t you tell me? Aren"t you well?"
The torrent of sobs and speech met, and fought for a time, with chokings and gulpings and gasps. Then, in a sudden rush, His Majesty the King was delivered of a few inarticulate sounds, followed by the words:--"Go a--way you--dirty--little debbil!"
"Toby! What do you mean?"
"It"s what he"d say. I _know_ it is! He said vat when vere was only a little, little eggy mess, on my t-t-unic; and he"d say it again, and laugh, if I went in wif vat on my head."
"Who would say that?"
"M-m-my Papa! And I fought if I had ve blue wiban, he"d let me play in ve waste-paper basket under ve table."
"_What_ blue riband, childie?"
"Ve same vat Patsie had--ve big blue wiban w-w-wound my t-ttummy!"
"What is it, Toby? There"s something on your mind. Tell me all about it, and perhaps I can help."
"Isn"t anyfing," sniffed His Majesty, mindful of his manhood, and raising his head from the motherly bosom upon which it was resting. "I only fought vat you--you petted Patsie "cause she had ve blue wiban, and--and if I"d had ve blue wiban too, m-my Papa w-would pet me."
The secret was out, and His Majesty the King sobbed bitterly in spite of the arms round him, and the murmur of comfort on his heated little forehead.
Enter Patsie tumultuously, embarra.s.sed by several lengths of the Commissioner"s pet _mahseer_-rod. "Tum along, Toby! Zere"s a _chu-chu_ lizard in _ze chick_, and I"ve told Chimo to watch him till we turn. If we poke him wiz zis his tail will go _wiggle-wiggle_ and fall off. Tum along!
I can"t weach."
"I"m comin"," said His Majesty the King, climbing down from the Commissioner"s wife"s knee after a hasty kiss.
Two minutes later, the _chu-chu_ lizard"s tail was wriggling on the matting of the veranda, and the children were gravely poking it with splinters from the _chick_, to urge its exhausted vitality into "just one wiggle more, "cause it doesn"t hurt _chu-chu_."
The Commissioner"s wife stood in the doorway and watched:--"Poor little mite! A blue sash ... and my own precious Patsie! I wonder if the best of us, or we who love them best, ever understand what goes on in their topsy-turvy little heads."
A big tear splashed on the Commissioner"s wife"s wedding-ring, and she went indoors to devise a tea for the benefit of His Majesty the King.
"Their souls aren"t in their tummies at that age in this climate," said the Commissioner"s wife, "but they are not far off. I wonder if I could make Mrs. Austell understand. Poor little fellow!"
With simple craft, the Commissioner"s wife called on Mrs. Austell and spoke long and lovingly about children; inquiring specially for His Majesty the King.
"He"s with his governess," said Mrs. Austell, and the tone intimated that she was not interested.
The Commissioner"s wife, unskilled in the art of war, continued her questionings. "I don"t know," said Mrs. Austell. "These things are left to Miss Biddums, and, of course, she does not ill-treat the child."