Chapter 242 When I was 13
"Why always me?"
Kuzan, The Lord Kuzan asked himself as he was looking at his enemies. The ugly old man was f.u.c.king the beauty beneath him like some animal.
"OhhH! Ahhhhhh~~ More, more! Reach that f.u.c.king core! BREAK ME! Mhnnnnn~~"
"Oh, baby, don"t f.u.c.king worry! Do you know what have I bought? LAFD Pill! Today, you will be in f.u.c.king ninth heavens of pleasure! Ohhhhhhhhh! I am coming!"
"AHnnnn~~~"
LAFD Pill - abbreviation of "Large as f.u.c.k d.i.c.kens"! The pill will make one into s.e.x G.o.d for a whole night, their rods becoming spear like!
"..."
The second reincarnation smoked his pipe, releasing the lewd smokes as if trying to fit the situation! However, in his mind he was asking himself, the pervert, why does it always happens to him? Back in Cursus Empire, he also had met f.u.c.king old butler who was in the same situation.
"Should I go with Chuck Norrissu Smash?"
It definitely would fit the situation!
"YES! SMASH THE CORE WITH THAT f.u.c.kING FAT MEATY ROD OF YOURS! AhNNNNNN~~~"
"SCREAM b.i.t.c.h! SCREAM FOR ME LOUDLY! NO ONE CAN HEAR US AS I SEALED THE WHOLE HOUSE! ANOTHER SHOT, b.i.t.c.h!"
The ugly man was confident at both his barriers and rod. He thrusted like barbarian going straight for the core, but before he could release the white shot of pleasure, his mind and body went blank as he heard the voice of unknown man.
"Oh, but here I am, hearing this wh.o.r.e clearly. Tsk, tsk. Here we go."
"WHO-"
CHUCK NORRISSU SMAs.h.!.+ The fire leg went forward, holding all pent up anger! The fire kick was merciless and the abdomen of the ugly man exploded immediatley upon contact!
Actually, the pill he had used to make his intimate time to be heavenly caused his energies to focus on the D which made all his defences to fall below zero!
No wonder he had put those barriers and sealed the house!
"Kyaaaaaa!"
The woman screamed, even more as she saw fire body of Kuzan. He was not in his brat version, rather imitation more closer to his real appearance.
"Who- who are you!"
"Hmmm."
Kuzan ignored the b.i.t.c.h as he contemplated what to do. Xue Ren told everyone to focus on black ranks which was easy as their breakout was rather quick. Those "strong" black ranks were all scattered around the household, not being able to properly react.
But this woman was purple rank, and was very close to black one.
"Heh~~ If you would"ve done your best to hide that s.h.i.+tty white liquid, then I guess I would"ve spared you~~"
In the end, he killed her releasing yet another Chuck Norrissu Smas.h.!.+
"Let"s see what have you got here~~"
And plundered everything.
-
Since Xue Ren roughly knew the location of the treasury, he and his party were cleaning the houses filled with black rank people on the way here. Soon, he pa.s.sed over yet another yard of the unknown house and noticed a kid.
This kid had similar looks to second young master, so Xue Ren knew that this kid is the prodigy from the clan.
Clan head was bold enough to sent his children, because he had better ones slowly growing up!
"Not bad talent..."
Alise begged him to not kill innocent and this kid was one of them. But was he truly innocent? He had maids around him, "servicing" him with their hands! The education of those children was truly f.u.c.ked up, at least for Xue Ren.
"When I was 13, I was running around with my friends. When I was 13, I was behind my young master, fullfiling his wishes... When I was 13, I was alone, learning about magic... When I was 13, I was swinging my sword so hard my hands were bleeding..."
And here was brat who was clearly enjoying his life as he was a bit talented.
Crack! The ground cracked as Xue Ren entered the room stopping the deeds of those maids...
"Ahhhh!"
The kid screamed, all becuase of the fallen heads of his maids! Before he could shake off the s.h.i.+vering from his body, Xue Ren whole appearance appeared before him. The kid who had talent enough for this world...
...has to be killed, as he had felt how it is being "young master" but-
"Promise is a promise."
Xue Ren"s palm spread, the black energy of sin directly going into the body of the young prodigy. He grasped the little head, the image of his already changing in the mind of the prodigy. Xue Ren was becoming something akin to G.o.d in the mind of spoiled kid.
"Ahh! I- I am! Ahhh!"
"Bad kids get punished."
"Ahhh!"
Those words were like sacred words, changing the kid from the inside. Then, the black energy which was flowing within his veings bursted out, causing his energy pa.s.sages to break, causing huge harm to his talent and destiny!
"Ah, and wait before you are 18 to have fun with your next maids~~"
"Ahhhhhhhh!"
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The path already has been laid before him, and Xue Ren as master followed down. He arrived in the bas.e.m.e.nt hidden under various formation that put the terrain into something similar like mirage.
"What a cheap tricks, seriously~~"
The maids were slamming their hammers and other weapons into the formations, slowly destroying them one by one as the connection with resources has been already shattered!
"How many swords have you gathered, s.h.i.+tty maids? The LORD Kuzan has some nice gain~~"
The maids turned around to look at the cursed mouth. However, soon, they got stupefied as the smell coming from this fire body was actually...
"How can this be? He doesn"t have D!"
"And even if he would have one, it would be so tiny, he wouldn"t be able to put in!"
""Exactly!""
It looked like the lewd smell coming from the intimate time caused by LAFD Pill moved onto him, lingering on his fire body all this time! The ladies immediately misunderstood the situation, and Xue Ren who knew that this pervert had yet another unlucky encounter, simply joked.
""...""
"Kuzan... you know... it"s fire body, so it"s actually disrespectful even if you somehow... Cough! Cough! Get one!"
"XUE REN!"
Xue Ren only tilted his head slightly! If Kuzan a.s.saulted some beauty, then it would be like she was doing herself as his body would be like...
And Kuzan immediately understood all of this! He easily can let those maids call him b.i.t.c.hy Kuzan and slap him as he was used to it already, but Xue Ren! This motherf.u.c.ker insulted him saying that his body is f.u.c.king d.i.l.d.o?!
Kuzan lunged himself at his "master".
"f.u.c.king vampire, let me burn that s.h.i.+tty pale skin of yours to make you more human likeeeeeeeeeee!"
"..."
So what if it"s fire body? It"s still his body, futhermore, the appearance is taken after his real one, so Kuzan was seriously offended by this! However, before his fire could actually reach Xue Ren...
"BLURGH!"
The heavy weapons slammed him into the ground...
"BLURGH!"
Then, sharp and deadly weapons slashed his body to the point where Kuzan had to run into throne room...
Well, he couldn"t blame those maids! Their master looks the best the way he is, and b.i.t.c.hy Kuzan was trying to dirty his handsome looks!
"To think that I, The Lord Kuzan had actually pledged to myself to protect those s.h.i.+tty maids!"
What"s done is done, Kuzan.