Orin now always gets the shower so hot it"s to where he can just barely stand it. The condo"s whole bathroom is done in this kind of minty yellow tile he didn"t choose, maybe chosen by the free safety who lived here before the Cardinals sent New Orleans the free safety, two reserve guards and cash for Orin Incandenza, punter.
And no matter how many times he has the Terminex people out, there are still the enormous roaches that come out of the bathroom drains. Sewer roaches, according to Terminex. Blattaria implacablus Blattaria implacablusor something. Really huge roaches. Armored-vehicle-type bugs. Totally black, with Kevlar-type cases, the works. And fearless, raised in the Hobbesian sewers down there. Boston"s and New Orleans"s little brown roaches were bad enough, but you could at least come in and turn on a light and they"d run for their lives. These Southwest sewer roaches you turn on the light and they just look up at you from the tile like: "You got a problem?" Orin stomped on one of them, only once, that had come h.e.l.lishly up out of the drain in the shower when he was in there, showering, going out naked and putting shoes on and coming in and trying to conventionally squash it, and the result was explosive. There"s still material from that one time in the tile-grouting. It seems unremovable. Roach-innards. Sickening. Throwing the shoes away was preferable to looking at the sole to clean it. Now he keeps big gla.s.s tumblers in the bathroom and when he turns on the light and sees a roach he puts a gla.s.s down over it, trapping it. After a couple days the gla.s.s is all steamed up and the roach has asphyxiated messlessly and Orin discards both the roach and the tumbler in separate sealed Ziplocs in the dumpster complex by the golf course up the street.
The yellow tile floor of the bathroom is sometimes a little obstacle course of gla.s.ses with huge roaches dying inside, stoically, just sitting there, the gla.s.ses gradually steaming up with roach-dioxide. The whole thing makes Orin sick. Now he figures the hotter the shower"s water, the less chance any small armored vehicle is going to feel like coming out of the drain while he"s in there.
Sometimes they"re in the bowl of the toilet first thing in the A.M., dog-paddling, trying to get to the side and climb up. He"s also not crazy about spiders, though more like unconsciously; he"s never come anyplace close to the conscious horror Himself had somehow developed about the Southwest"s black widows and their chaotic webs - the widows are all over the place, both here and Tucson, spottable on all but the coldest nights, their dusty webs without any kind of pattern, clotting just about any right-angled place that"s dim or out of the way. Terminex"s toxins are more effective on the widows. Orin has them out monthly; he"s on like a subscription plan over at Terminex.
Orin"s special conscious horror, besides heights and the early morning, is roaches. There"d been parts of metro Boston near the Bay he"d refused to go to, as a child. Roaches give him the howling fantods. The parishes around N.O. had been having a spate or outbreak of a certain Latin-origin breed of sinister tropical flying flying roaches, that were small and timid but could f.u.c.king roaches, that were small and timid but could f.u.c.king fly, fly, and that kept being found swarming on New Orleans infants, at night, in their cribs, especially infants in like tenements or squalor, and that reportedly fed on the mucus in the babies" eyes, some special sort of optical-mucus - the stuff of f.u.c.king nightmares, mobile flying roaches that wanted to get at your eyes, as an infant - and were reportedly blinding them; parents"d come in in the ghastly A.M.-tenement light and find their infants blind, like a dozen blinded infants that last summer; and it was during this spate or nightmarish outbreak, plus July flooding that sent over a dozen nightmarish dead bodies from a hilltop graveyard sliding all gray-blue down the incline Orin and two teammates had their townhouse on, in suburban Chalmette, shedding limbs and innards all the way down the hillside"s mud and one even one morning coming to rest against the post of their roadside mailbox, when Orin came out for the morning paper, that Orin had had his agent put out the trade feelers. And so to the gla.s.s canyons and merciless light of metro Phoenix, in a kind of desiccated circle, near the Tucson of his own father"s desiccated youth. and that kept being found swarming on New Orleans infants, at night, in their cribs, especially infants in like tenements or squalor, and that reportedly fed on the mucus in the babies" eyes, some special sort of optical-mucus - the stuff of f.u.c.king nightmares, mobile flying roaches that wanted to get at your eyes, as an infant - and were reportedly blinding them; parents"d come in in the ghastly A.M.-tenement light and find their infants blind, like a dozen blinded infants that last summer; and it was during this spate or nightmarish outbreak, plus July flooding that sent over a dozen nightmarish dead bodies from a hilltop graveyard sliding all gray-blue down the incline Orin and two teammates had their townhouse on, in suburban Chalmette, shedding limbs and innards all the way down the hillside"s mud and one even one morning coming to rest against the post of their roadside mailbox, when Orin came out for the morning paper, that Orin had had his agent put out the trade feelers. And so to the gla.s.s canyons and merciless light of metro Phoenix, in a kind of desiccated circle, near the Tucson of his own father"s desiccated youth.
It"s the mornings after the spider-and-heights dreams that are the most painful, that it takes sometimes three coffees and two showers and sometimes a run to loosen the grip on his soul"s throat; and these post-dream mornings are even worse if he wakes unalone, if the previous night"s Subject is still there, wanting to twitter, or to cuddle and, like, spoon, asking what exactly is the story with the foggy inverted tumblers on the bathroom floor, commenting on his night-sweats, clattering around in the kitchen, making kippers or bacon or something even more hideous and unhoneyed he"s supposed to eat with postcoital male gusto, the ones who have this thing about they call it Feeding My Man, wanting a man who can barely keep down A.M A.M. honey-toast to eat with male gusto, elbows out and shovelling, making little noises. Even when alone, able to uncurl alone and sit slowly up and wring out the sheet and go to the bathroom, these darkest mornings start days that Orin can"t even bring himself for hours to think about how he"ll get through the day. These worst mornings with cold floors and hot windows and merciless light - the soul"s certainty that the day will have to be not traversed but sort of climbed, vertically, and then that going to sleep again at the end of it will be like falling, again, off something tall and sheer.
So now his own eye-mucus is secure, in the Desert Southwest; but the bad dreams have gotten worse since the trade to this blasted area Himself himself had fled, long ago, as an unhappy youngster.
As a nod to Orin"s own unhappy youth, all the dreams seem to open briefly with some sort of compet.i.tive-tennis situation. Last night"s had started with a wide-angle shot of Orin on a Har-Tru court, waiting to receive serve from someone vague, some Academy person - Ross Reat maybe, or good old M. Bain, or gray-toothed Walt Flechette, now a teaching pro in the Carolinas - when the dream"s screen tightens on him and abruptly dissolves to the blank dark rose color of eyes closed against bright light, and there"s the ghastly feeling of being submerged and not knowing which way to head for the surface and air, and after some interval the dream"s Orin struggles up from this kind of visual suffocation to find his mother"s head, Mrs. Avril M. T. Incandenza"s, the Moms"s disconnected head attached face-to-face to his own fine head, strapped tight to his face somehow by a wrap-around system of VS HiPro top-shelf lamb-gut string from his Academy racquet"s own face. So that no matter how frantically Orin tries to move his head or shake it side to side or twist up his face or roll his eyes he"s still staring at, into, and somehow through his mother"s face. As if the Moms"s head was some sort of overtight helmet Orin can"t wrestle his way out of. 2 2 In the dream, it"s understandably vital to Orin that he disengage his head from the phylacteryish bind of his mother"s disembodied head, and he cannot. Last night"s Subject"s note indicates that at some point last night Orin had clutched her head with both hands and tried to sort of stiff-arm her, though not in an ungentle or complaining way (the note, not the stiff-arm). The apparent amputation of the Moms"s head from the rest of the Moms appears in the dream to be clean and surgically neat: there is no evidence of a stump or any kind of nubbin of neck, even, and it is as if the base of the round pretty head had been sealed, and also sort of rounded off, so that her head is a large living ball, a globe with a face, attached to his own head"s face. In the dream, it"s understandably vital to Orin that he disengage his head from the phylacteryish bind of his mother"s disembodied head, and he cannot. Last night"s Subject"s note indicates that at some point last night Orin had clutched her head with both hands and tried to sort of stiff-arm her, though not in an ungentle or complaining way (the note, not the stiff-arm). The apparent amputation of the Moms"s head from the rest of the Moms appears in the dream to be clean and surgically neat: there is no evidence of a stump or any kind of nubbin of neck, even, and it is as if the base of the round pretty head had been sealed, and also sort of rounded off, so that her head is a large living ball, a globe with a face, attached to his own head"s face.
The Subject after Bain"s sister but before the one just before this one, with the Ambush scent and the hearts over i"s, the previous Subject had been a sallowly pretty Arizona State developmental psychology grad student with two kids and outrageous alimony and penchants for sharp jewelry, refrigerated chocolate, InterLace educational cartridges, and professional athletes who thrashed in their sleep. Not real bright - she thought the figure he"d trace without thinking on her bare flank after s.e.x was the numeral 8, to give you an idea. Their last morning together, right before he"d mailed her child an expensive toy and then had his phone number changed, he"d awakened from a night of horror-show dreams - woke up with an abrupt fetal spasm, unrefreshed and benighted of soul, his eyes wobbling and his wet silhouette on the bottom sheet like a coroner"s chalk outline - he woke to find the Subject up and sitting up against the reading pillow, wearing his sleeveless Academy sweatshirt and sipping hazelnut espresso and watching, on the cartridge-viewing system that occupied half the bedroom"s south wall, something horrific called "INTERLACE EDUCATIONAL CARTRIDGES IN CONJUNCTION WITH CBC EDUCATIONAL PROGRAMMING MATRIX PRESENTS SCHIZOPHRENIA: MIND OR BODY? SCHIZOPHRENIA: MIND OR BODY?" and had had to lie there, moist and paralyzed, curled fetal on his own sweat-shadow, and watch on the viewer a pale young guy about Hal"s age, with copper stubble and a red cowlick and flat blank affectless black doll"s eyes, stare into s.p.a.ce stage-left while a brisk Albertan voiceover explained that Fenton here was a dyed-in-the-wool paranoid schizophrenic who believed that radioactive fluids were invading his skull and that hugely complex high-tech-type machines had been specially designed and programmed to pursue him without cease until they caught him and made brutal sport of him and buried him alive. It was an old late-millennial CBC public-interest Canadian news doc.u.mentary, digitally sharpened and redisseminated under the Inter-Lace imprimatur - InterLace could get kind of seedy and low-rent during early-morning off-hours, in terms of Spontaneous Disseminations.
And so but since the old CBC doc.u.mentary"s thesis was turning out pretty clearly to be SCHIZOPHRENIA: BODY, SCHIZOPHRENIA: BODY, the voiceover evinced great clipped good cheer as it explained that well, yes, poor old Fenton here was more or less hopeless as an extra-inst.i.tutional functioning unit, but that, on the up-side, science could at least give his existence some sort of meaning by studying him very carefully to help learn how schizophrenia manifested itself in the human body"s brain... that, in other words, with the aid of cutting-edge Positron-Emission Topography or "P.E.T." technology (since supplanted wholly by Invasive Digitals, Orin hears the developmental psychology graduate student mutter to herself, watching rapt over her cup, unaware that Orin"s paralytically awake), they could scan and study how different parts of poor old Fenton"s dysfunctional brain emitted positrons in a whole different topography than your average hale and hearty nondelusional G.o.d-fearing Albertan"s brain, advancing science by injecting test-subject Fenton here with a special blood-brain-barrier-penetrating radioactive dye and then sticking him in the rotating body-sized receptacle of a P.E.T. Scanner - on the viewer, it"s an enormous gray-metal machine that looks like something co-designed by James Cameron and Fritz Lang, and now have a look at this Fenton fellow"s eyes as he starts to get the gist of what the voiceover"s saying - and in a terse old Public-TV cut they now showed subject Fenton in five-point canvas restraints whipping his copper-haired head from side to side as guys in mint-green surgical masks and caps inject him with radioactive fluids through a turkey-baster-sized syringe, then good old Fenton"s eyes bugging out in total foreseen horror as he"s rolled toward the huge gray P.E.T. device and slid like an unrisen loaf into the thing"s open maw until only his decay-colored sneakers are in view, and the body-sized receptacle rotates the test-subject counterclockwise, with brutal speed, so that the old sneakers point up and then left and then down and then right and then up, faster and faster, the machine"s blurps and tweets not even coming close to covering Fenton"s entombed howls as his worst delusional fears came true in digital stereo and you could hear the last surviving bits of his functional dye-permeated mind being screamed out of him for all time as the viewer digitally superimposed an image of Fenton"s ember-red and neutron-blue brain in the lower-right corner, where InterLace"s Time/Temp functions usually appear, and the brisk voiceover gave capsule histories of first paranoid schizophrenia and then P.E.T. With Orin lying there slit-eyed, wet and neuralgic with A.M. dread, wishing the Subject would put her own clothes and sharp jewelry on and take the rest of her Toblerone out of the freezer and go, so he could go to the bathroom and get yesterday"s asphyxiated roaches into an E.W.D. dumpster before the dumpsters all filled for the day, and decide what kind of expensive present to mail the Subject"s kid. the voiceover evinced great clipped good cheer as it explained that well, yes, poor old Fenton here was more or less hopeless as an extra-inst.i.tutional functioning unit, but that, on the up-side, science could at least give his existence some sort of meaning by studying him very carefully to help learn how schizophrenia manifested itself in the human body"s brain... that, in other words, with the aid of cutting-edge Positron-Emission Topography or "P.E.T." technology (since supplanted wholly by Invasive Digitals, Orin hears the developmental psychology graduate student mutter to herself, watching rapt over her cup, unaware that Orin"s paralytically awake), they could scan and study how different parts of poor old Fenton"s dysfunctional brain emitted positrons in a whole different topography than your average hale and hearty nondelusional G.o.d-fearing Albertan"s brain, advancing science by injecting test-subject Fenton here with a special blood-brain-barrier-penetrating radioactive dye and then sticking him in the rotating body-sized receptacle of a P.E.T. Scanner - on the viewer, it"s an enormous gray-metal machine that looks like something co-designed by James Cameron and Fritz Lang, and now have a look at this Fenton fellow"s eyes as he starts to get the gist of what the voiceover"s saying - and in a terse old Public-TV cut they now showed subject Fenton in five-point canvas restraints whipping his copper-haired head from side to side as guys in mint-green surgical masks and caps inject him with radioactive fluids through a turkey-baster-sized syringe, then good old Fenton"s eyes bugging out in total foreseen horror as he"s rolled toward the huge gray P.E.T. device and slid like an unrisen loaf into the thing"s open maw until only his decay-colored sneakers are in view, and the body-sized receptacle rotates the test-subject counterclockwise, with brutal speed, so that the old sneakers point up and then left and then down and then right and then up, faster and faster, the machine"s blurps and tweets not even coming close to covering Fenton"s entombed howls as his worst delusional fears came true in digital stereo and you could hear the last surviving bits of his functional dye-permeated mind being screamed out of him for all time as the viewer digitally superimposed an image of Fenton"s ember-red and neutron-blue brain in the lower-right corner, where InterLace"s Time/Temp functions usually appear, and the brisk voiceover gave capsule histories of first paranoid schizophrenia and then P.E.T. With Orin lying there slit-eyed, wet and neuralgic with A.M. dread, wishing the Subject would put her own clothes and sharp jewelry on and take the rest of her Toblerone out of the freezer and go, so he could go to the bathroom and get yesterday"s asphyxiated roaches into an E.W.D. dumpster before the dumpsters all filled for the day, and decide what kind of expensive present to mail the Subject"s kid.
And then the matter of the dead bird, out of nowhere.
And then news of pressure from the AZ Cardinal administration to cooperate with some sort of insipid-type personality-profile series of interviews with some profiler from Moment Moment magazine, with personal backgroundish questions to be answered in some blandly sincere team-PR way, the unexamined stress of which drives him to start calling Hallie again, reopen that whole Pandora"s box of worms. magazine, with personal backgroundish questions to be answered in some blandly sincere team-PR way, the unexamined stress of which drives him to start calling Hallie again, reopen that whole Pandora"s box of worms.
Orin also shaves in the shower, face red with heat, wreathed in steam, by feel, shaving upward, with south-to-north strokes, as he was taught.
YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT.
Here"s Hal Incandenza, age seventeen, with his little bra.s.s one-hitter, getting covertly high in the Enfield Tennis Academy"s underground Pump Room and exhaling palely into an industrial exhaust fan. It"s the sad little interval after afternoon matches and conditioning but before the Academy"s communal supper. Hal is by himself down here and n.o.body knows where he is or what he"s doing.
Hal likes to get high in secret, but a bigger secret is that he"s as attached to the secrecy as he is to getting high.
A one-hitter, sort of like a long FDR-type cigarette holder whose end is packed with a pinch of good dope, gets hot and is hard on the mouth - the bra.s.s ones especially - but one-hitters have the advantage of efficiency: every particle of ignited pot gets inhaled; there"s none of the incidental secondhand-type smoke from a party bowl"s big load, and Hal can take every iota way down deep and hold his breath forever, so that even his exhalations are no more than slightly pale and sick-sweet-smelling.
Total utilization of available resources = lack of publicly detectable waste.
The Academy"s tennis courts" Lung"s Pump Room is underground and accessible only by tunnel. E.T.A. is abundantly, embranchingly tunnelled. This is by design.
Plus one-hitters are small, which is good, because let"s face it, anything you use to smoke high-resin dope with is going to stink. A bong is big, and its stink is going to be like commensurately big, plus you have the foul bong-water to deal with. Pipes are smaller and at least portable, but they always come with only a multi-hit party bowl that disperses nonutilized smoke over a wide area. A one-hitter can be wastelessly employed, then allowed to cool, wrapped in two baggies and then further wrapped and sealed in a Ziploc and then enclosed in two sport-socks in a gear bag along with the lighter and eyedrops and mint-pellets and the little film-case of dope itself, and it"s highly portable and odor-free and basically totally covert.
As far as Hal knows, colleagues Michael Pemulis, Jim Struck, Bridget C. Boone, Jim Troeltsch, Ted Schacht, Trevor Axford, and possibly Kyle D. Coyle and Tall Paul Shaw, and remotely possibly Frannie Unwin, all know Hal gets regularly covertly high. It"s also not impossible that Bernadette Longley knows, actually; and of course the unpleasant K. Freer always has suspicions of all kinds. And Hal"s brother Mario knows a thing or two. But that"s it, in terms of public knowledge. And but even though Pemulis and Struck and Boone and Troeltsch and Axford and occasionally (in a sort of medicinal or touristic way) Stice and Schacht all are known to get high also, Hal has actually gotten actively high only with Pemulis, on the rare occasions he"s gotten high with anybody else, as in in person, which he avoids. He"d forgot: Ortho ("The Darkness") Stice, of Partridge KS, knows; and Hal"s oldest brother, Orin, mysteriously, even long-distance, seems to know more than he"s coming right out and saying, unless Hal"s reading more into some of the phone-comments than are there.
Hal"s mother, Mrs. Avril Incandenza, and her adoptive brother Dr. Charles Tavis, the current E.T.A. Headmaster, both know Hal drinks alcohol sometimes, like on weekend nights with Troeltsch or maybe Axford down the hill at clubs on Commonwealth Ave.; The Unexamined Life has its notorious Blind Bouncer night every Friday where they card you on the Honor System. Mrs. Avril Incandenza isn"t crazy about the idea of Hal drinking, mostly because of the way his father had drunk, when alive, and reportedly his father"s own father before him, in AZ and CA; but Hal"s academic precocity, and especially his late compet.i.tive success on the junior circuit, make it clear that he"s able to handle whatever modest amounts she"s pretty sure he consumes - there"s no way someone can seriously abuse a substance and perform at top scholarly and athletic levels, the E.T.A. psych-counselor Dr. Rusk a.s.sures her, especially the high-level-athletic part - and Avril feels it"s important that a concerned but un-smothering single parent know when to let go somewhat and let the two high-functioning of her three sons make their own possible mistakes and learn from their own valid experience, no matter how much the secret worry about mistakes tears her gizzard out, the mother"s. And Charles supports whatever personal decisions she makes in conscience about her children. And G.o.d knows she"d rather have Hal having a few gla.s.ses of beer every so often than absorbing G.o.d alone knows what sort of esoteric designer compounds with reptilian Michael Pemulis and trail-of-slime-leaving James Struck, both of whom give Avril a howling case of the maternal fantods. And ultimately, she"s told Drs. Rusk and Tavis, she"d rather have Hal abide in the security of the knowledge that his mother trusts him, that she"s trusting and supportive and doesn"t judge or gizzard-tear or wring her fine hands over his having for instance a gla.s.s of Canadian ale with friends every now and again, and so works tremendously hard to hide her maternal dread of his possibly ever drinking like James himself or James"s father, all so that Hal might enjoy the security of feeling that he can be up-front with her about issues like drinking and not feel he has to hide anything from her under any circ.u.mstances.
Dr. Tavis and Dolores Rusk have privately discussed the fact that not least among the phobic stressors Avril suffers so uncomplainingly with is a black phobic dread of hiding or secrecy in all possible forms with respect to her sons.
Avril and C. T. know nothing about Hal"s penchants for high-resin Bob Hope and underground absorption, which fact Hal obviously likes a lot, on some level, though he"s never given much thought to why. To why he likes it so much.
E.T.A."s hilltop grounds are traversable by tunnel. Avril I., for example, who never leaves the grounds anymore, rarely travels above ground, willing to hunch to take the off-tunnels between Headmaster"s House and her office next to Charles Tavis"s in the Community and Administration Bldg., a pink-bricked white-pillared neo-Georgian thing that Hal"s brother Mario says looks like a cube that has swallowed a ball too big for its stomach. 3 3 Two sets of elevators and one of stairs run between the lobby, reception area, and administrative offices on Comm.-Ad."s first floor and the weight room, sauna, and locker/shower areas on the sublevel below it. One large tunnel of elephant-colored cement leads from just off the boys" showers to the mammoth laundry room below the West Courts, and two smaller tunnels radiate from the sauna area south and east to the subbas.e.m.e.nts of the smaller, spherocubular, proto-Georgian buildings (housing cla.s.srooms and subdormitories B and D); these two bas.e.m.e.nts and smaller tunnels often serve as student storage s.p.a.ce and hallways between various prorectors" Two sets of elevators and one of stairs run between the lobby, reception area, and administrative offices on Comm.-Ad."s first floor and the weight room, sauna, and locker/shower areas on the sublevel below it. One large tunnel of elephant-colored cement leads from just off the boys" showers to the mammoth laundry room below the West Courts, and two smaller tunnels radiate from the sauna area south and east to the subbas.e.m.e.nts of the smaller, spherocubular, proto-Georgian buildings (housing cla.s.srooms and subdormitories B and D); these two bas.e.m.e.nts and smaller tunnels often serve as student storage s.p.a.ce and hallways between various prorectors" 4 4 private rooms. Then two even smaller tunnels, navigable by any adult willing to a.s.sume a kind of knuckle-dragging simian posture, in turn connect each of the subbas.e.m.e.nts to the former optical and film-development facilities of Leith and Ogilvie and the late Dr. James O. Incandenza (now deceased) below and just west of the Headmaster"s House (from which facilities there"s also a fair-diametered tunnel that goes straight to the lowest level of the Community and Administration Bldg., but its functions have gradually changed over four years, and it"s now too full of exposed wiring and hot-water pipes and heating ducts to be really pa.s.sable) and to the offices of the Physical Plant, almost directly beneath the center row of E.T.A. outdoor tennis courts, which offices and custodial lounge are in turn connected to E.T.A."s Lung-Storage and -Pump Rooms via a pargeted tunnel hastily constructed by the TesTar All-Weather Inflatable Structures Corp., which together with the folks over at ATHSCME Industrial Air Displacement Devices erects and services the inflatable dendriurethane dome, known as the Lung, that covers the middle row of courts for the winter indoor season. The crude little rough-sided tunnel between Plant and Pump is traversable only via all-fours-type crawling and is essentially unknown to staff and Administration, popular only with the Academy"s smaller kids" Tunnel Club, as well as with certain adolescents with strong secret incentive to crawl on all fours. private rooms. Then two even smaller tunnels, navigable by any adult willing to a.s.sume a kind of knuckle-dragging simian posture, in turn connect each of the subbas.e.m.e.nts to the former optical and film-development facilities of Leith and Ogilvie and the late Dr. James O. Incandenza (now deceased) below and just west of the Headmaster"s House (from which facilities there"s also a fair-diametered tunnel that goes straight to the lowest level of the Community and Administration Bldg., but its functions have gradually changed over four years, and it"s now too full of exposed wiring and hot-water pipes and heating ducts to be really pa.s.sable) and to the offices of the Physical Plant, almost directly beneath the center row of E.T.A. outdoor tennis courts, which offices and custodial lounge are in turn connected to E.T.A."s Lung-Storage and -Pump Rooms via a pargeted tunnel hastily constructed by the TesTar All-Weather Inflatable Structures Corp., which together with the folks over at ATHSCME Industrial Air Displacement Devices erects and services the inflatable dendriurethane dome, known as the Lung, that covers the middle row of courts for the winter indoor season. The crude little rough-sided tunnel between Plant and Pump is traversable only via all-fours-type crawling and is essentially unknown to staff and Administration, popular only with the Academy"s smaller kids" Tunnel Club, as well as with certain adolescents with strong secret incentive to crawl on all fours.
The Lung-Storage Room is basically impa.s.sable from March through November because it"s full of intricately folded dendriurethane Lung-material and dismantled sections of flexible ducting and fan-blades, etc. The Pump Room is right next to it, though you have to crawl back out into the tunnel to get to it. On the engineering diagrams the Pump Room"s maybe about twenty meters directly beneath the centermost courts in the middle row of courts, and looks like a kind of spider hanging upside-down - an unfenestrated oval chamber with six man-sized curved ducts radiating up and out to exit points on the grounds above. And the Pump Room has six radial openings, one for each upcurving duct: three two-meter vents with huge turbine-bladed exhaust fans bolted into their grilles and three more 2M"s with reversed ATHSCME intake fans that allow air from the ground above to be sucked down and around the room and up into the three exhaust vents. The Pump Room is essentially like a pulmonary organ, or the epicenter of a ma.s.sive six-vectored wind tunnel, and when activated roars like a banshee that"s slammed its hand in a door, though the P.R."s in full legit operation only when the Lung is up, usually NovemberMarch. The intake fans pull ground-level winter air down into and around the room and through the three exhaust fans and up the outtake ducts into networks of pneumatic tubing in the Lung"s sides and dome: it"s the pressure of the moving air that keeps the fragile Lung inflated.
When the courts" Lung is down and stored, Hal will descend and walk and then hunch his way in to make sure n.o.body"s in the Physical Plant quarters, then he"ll hunch and crawl to the P.R., gear bag in his teeth, and activate just one of the big exhaust fans and get secretly high and exhale palely through its blades into the vent, so that any possible odor is blown through an outtake duct and expelled through a grille"d hole on the west side of the West Courts, a threaded hole, with a f.l.a.n.g.e, where brisk white-suited ATHSCME guys will attach some of the Lung"s arterial pneumatic tubing at some point soon when Scht.i.tt et al. on Staff decide the real weather has moved past enduring for outdoor tennis.
During winter months, when any expelled odor would get ducted up into the Lung and hang there conspicuous, Hal mostly goes into a remote subdormitory lavatory and climbs onto a toilet in a stall and exhales into the grille of one of the little exhaust fans in the ceiling; but this routine lacks a certain intricate subterranean covert drama. It"s another reason why Hal dreads Interdependence Day and the approach of the WhataBurger cla.s.sic and Thanksgiving and unendurable weather, and the erection of the Lung.
Recreational drugs are more or less traditional at any U.S. secondary school, maybe because of the unprecedented tensions: post-latency and p.u.b.erty and angst and impending adulthood, etc. To help manage the intra-psychic storms, etc. Since the place"s inception, there"s always been a certain percentage of the high-caliber adolescent players at E.T.A. who manage their internal weathers chemically. Much of this is good clean temporary fun; but a traditionally smaller and harder-core set tends to rely on personal chemistry to manage E.T.A."s special demands - dexedrine or low-volt methedrine 5 5 before matches and benzodiazapenes before matches and benzodiazapenes 6 6 to come back down after matches, with Mudslides or Blue Flames at some understanding Comm. Ave. nightspot to come back down after matches, with Mudslides or Blue Flames at some understanding Comm. Ave. nightspot 7 7 or beers and bongs in some discreet Academy corner at night to short-circuit the up-and-down cycle, mushrooms or X or something from the Mild Designer cla.s.s or beers and bongs in some discreet Academy corner at night to short-circuit the up-and-down cycle, mushrooms or X or something from the Mild Designer cla.s.s 8 8 - or maybe occasionally a little Black Star, - or maybe occasionally a little Black Star, 9 9 whenever there"s a match- and demand-free weekend, to basically short out the whole motherboard and blow out all the circuits and slowly recover and be almost neurologically reborn and start the gradual cycle all over again... this circular routine, if your basic wiring"s OK to begin with, can work surprisingly well throughout adolescence and sometimes into one"s like early twenties, before it starts to creep up on you. whenever there"s a match- and demand-free weekend, to basically short out the whole motherboard and blow out all the circuits and slowly recover and be almost neurologically reborn and start the gradual cycle all over again... this circular routine, if your basic wiring"s OK to begin with, can work surprisingly well throughout adolescence and sometimes into one"s like early twenties, before it starts to creep up on you.
But so some E.T.A.s - not just Hal Incandenza by any means - are involved with recreational substances, is the point. Like who isn"t, at some life-stage, in the U.S.A. and Interdependent regions, in these troubled times, for the most part. Though a decent percentage of E.T.A. students aren"t at all. I.e. involved. Some persons can give themselves away to an ambitious pursuit and have that be all the giving-themselves-away-to-something they need to do. Though sometimes this changes as the players get older and the pursuit more stress-fraught. American experience seems to suggest that people are virtually unlimited in their need to give themselves away, on various levels. Some just prefer to do it in secret.
An enrolled student-athlete"s use of alcohol or illicit chemicals is cause for immediate expulsion, according to E.T.A."s admissions catalogue. But the E.T.A. staff tends to have a lot more important stuff on its plate than policing kids who"ve already given themselves away to an ambitious compet.i.tive pursuit. The administrative att.i.tude under first James Incandenza and then Charles Tavis is, like, why would anybody who wanted to compromise his faculties chemically even come here, to E.T.A., where the whole point is to stress and stretch your faculties along multiple vectors. 10 10 And since it"s the alumni prorectors who have the most direct supervisory contact with the kids, and since most of the prorectors themselves are depressed or traumatized about not making it into the Show and having to come back to E.T.A. and live in decent but subterranean rooms off the tunnels and work as a.s.sistant coaches and teach laughable elective cla.s.ses - which is what the eight E.T.A. prorectors do, when they"re not off playing Satellite tournaments or trying to make it through the qualifying rounds of some serious-money event - and so they"re morose and low on morale, and feel bad about themselves, often, as a rule, and so also not all that surprisingly tend to get high now and then themselves, though in a less covert or exuberant fashion than the hard-core students" chemical cadre, but so given all this it"s not hard to see why internal drug-enforcement at E.T.A. tends to be flaccid. And since it"s the alumni prorectors who have the most direct supervisory contact with the kids, and since most of the prorectors themselves are depressed or traumatized about not making it into the Show and having to come back to E.T.A. and live in decent but subterranean rooms off the tunnels and work as a.s.sistant coaches and teach laughable elective cla.s.ses - which is what the eight E.T.A. prorectors do, when they"re not off playing Satellite tournaments or trying to make it through the qualifying rounds of some serious-money event - and so they"re morose and low on morale, and feel bad about themselves, often, as a rule, and so also not all that surprisingly tend to get high now and then themselves, though in a less covert or exuberant fashion than the hard-core students" chemical cadre, but so given all this it"s not hard to see why internal drug-enforcement at E.T.A. tends to be flaccid.
The other nice thing about the Pump Room is the way it"s connected by tunnel to the prorectors" rows of housing units, which means men"s rooms, which means Hal can crawl, hunch, and tiptoe into an unoccupied men"s room and brush his teeth with his portable Oral-B and wash his face and apply eyedrops and Old Spice and a plug of wintergreen Kodiak and then saunter back to the sauna area and ascend to ground level looking and smelling right as rain, because when he gets high he develops a powerful obsession with having n.o.body - not even the neurochemical cadre - know he"s high. This obsession is almost irresistible in its force. The amount of organization and toiletry-lugging he has to do to get secretly high in front of a subterranean outtake vent in the pre-supper gap would make a lesser man quail. Hal has no idea why this is, or whence, this obsession with the secrecy of it. He broods on it abstractly sometimes, when high: this No-One-Must-Know thing. It"s not fear per se, fear of discovery. Beyond that it all gets too abstract and twined up to lead to anything, Hal"s brooding. Like most North Americans of his generation, Hal tends to know way less about why he feels certain ways about the objects and pursuits he"s devoted to than he does about the objects and pursuits themselves. It"s hard to say for sure whether this is even exceptionally bad, this tendency.
At 0015h., 2 April, the medical attache"s wife is just leaving the Mount Auburn Total Fitness Center, having played five six-game pro-sets in her little Mideast-diplomatic-wife-tennis-circle"s weekly round-robin, then hung around the special Silver-Key-Members" Lounge with the other ladies, unwrapping her face and hair and playing Narjees 11 11 and all smoking kif and making extremely delicate and oblique fun of their husbands" s.e.xual idiosyncrasies, laughing softly with their hands over their mouths. The medical attache, at their apartment, is still viewing the unlabelled cartridge, which he has rewound to the beginning several times and then configured for a recursive loop. He sits there, attached to a congealed supper, watching, at 0020h., having now wet both his pants and the special recliner. and all smoking kif and making extremely delicate and oblique fun of their husbands" s.e.xual idiosyncrasies, laughing softly with their hands over their mouths. The medical attache, at their apartment, is still viewing the unlabelled cartridge, which he has rewound to the beginning several times and then configured for a recursive loop. He sits there, attached to a congealed supper, watching, at 0020h., having now wet both his pants and the special recliner.
Eighteen in May, Mario Incandenza"s designated function around Enfield Tennis Academy is filmic: sometimes during A.M A.M. drills or P.M P.M. matches he"ll be a.s.signed by Coach Scht.i.tt et al. to set up an old camcorder or whatever video stuff"s to hand on a tripod and record a certain area of court, videotaping different kids" strokes, footwork, certain tics and hitches in serves or running volleys, so the staff can show the tapes to the kids instructionally, letting the kids see on the screen exactly what a coach or prorector"s talking about. The reason being it"s a lot easier to fix something if you can see it.
AUTUMN - YEAR OF DAIRY PRODUCTS FROM THE AMERICAN HEARTLAND Drug addicts driven to crime to finance their drug addiction are not often inclined toward violent crime. Violence requires all different kinds of energy, and most drug addicts like to expend their energy not on their professional crime but on what their professional crime lets them afford. Drug addicts are often burglars, therefore. One reason why the home of someone whose home has been burglarized feels violated and unclean is that there have probably been drug addicts in there. Don Gately was a twenty-seven-year-old oral narcotics addict (favoring Demerol and Talwin 12 12 ), and a more or less professional burglar; and he was, himself, unclean and violated. But he was a gifted burglar, when he burgled - though the size of a young dinosaur, with a ma.s.sive and almost perfectly square head he used to amuse his friends when drunk by letting them open and close elevator doors on, he was, at his professional zenith, smart, sneaky, quiet, quick, possessed of good taste and reliable transportation - with a kind of ferocious jolliness in his att.i.tude toward his livelihood. ), and a more or less professional burglar; and he was, himself, unclean and violated. But he was a gifted burglar, when he burgled - though the size of a young dinosaur, with a ma.s.sive and almost perfectly square head he used to amuse his friends when drunk by letting them open and close elevator doors on, he was, at his professional zenith, smart, sneaky, quiet, quick, possessed of good taste and reliable transportation - with a kind of ferocious jolliness in his att.i.tude toward his livelihood.
As an active drug addict, Gately was distinguished by his ferocious and jolly elan. He kept his big square chin up and his smile wide, but he bowed neither toward nor away from any man. He took zero in the way of s.h.i.t and was a cheery but implacable exponent of the Don"t-Get-Mad-Get-Even school. Like for instance once, after he"d done a really unpleasant three-month bit in Revere Holding on nothing more than a remorseless North Sh.o.r.e a.s.sistant District Attorney"s circ.u.mstantial suspicion, finally getting out after 92 days when his P.D. got the charges dismissed on a right-to-speedy brief, Gately and a trusted a.s.sociate 13 13 paid a semiprofessional visit to the private home of this a.s.sistant D.A. whose zeal and warrant had cost Gately a nasty impromptu detox on the floor of his little holding-cell. Also a believer in the Revenge-Is-Tastier-Chilled dictum, Gately had waited patiently until the "Eye On People" section of the paid a semiprofessional visit to the private home of this a.s.sistant D.A. whose zeal and warrant had cost Gately a nasty impromptu detox on the floor of his little holding-cell. Also a believer in the Revenge-Is-Tastier-Chilled dictum, Gately had waited patiently until the "Eye On People" section of the Globe Globe mentioned the A.D.A. and his wife"s presence at some celebrity charity sailing thing out in Marblehead. Gately and the a.s.sociate went that night to the A.D.A."s private home in the upscale Wonderland Valley section of Revere, killed the power to the home with a straight shunt in the meter"s inflow, then clipped just the ground wire on the home"s pricey HBT alarm, so that the alarm"d sound after ten or so minutes and create the impression that the perps had somehow bungled the alarm and been scared off in the middle of the act. Later that night, when Revere"s and Marblehead"s Finest summoned them home, the A.D.A. and his wife found themselves minus a coin collection and two antique shotguns and nothing more. Quite a few other valuables were stacked on the floor of the living room off the foyer like the perps hadn"t had time to get them out of the house. Everything else in the burglarized home looked undisturbed. The A.D.A. was a jaded pro: he walked around touching the brim of his hat mentioned the A.D.A. and his wife"s presence at some celebrity charity sailing thing out in Marblehead. Gately and the a.s.sociate went that night to the A.D.A."s private home in the upscale Wonderland Valley section of Revere, killed the power to the home with a straight shunt in the meter"s inflow, then clipped just the ground wire on the home"s pricey HBT alarm, so that the alarm"d sound after ten or so minutes and create the impression that the perps had somehow bungled the alarm and been scared off in the middle of the act. Later that night, when Revere"s and Marblehead"s Finest summoned them home, the A.D.A. and his wife found themselves minus a coin collection and two antique shotguns and nothing more. Quite a few other valuables were stacked on the floor of the living room off the foyer like the perps hadn"t had time to get them out of the house. Everything else in the burglarized home looked undisturbed. The A.D.A. was a jaded pro: he walked around touching the brim of his hat 14 14 and reconstructed probable events: the perps looked like they"d bungled disabling the alarm all the way and had got scared off by the thing"s siren when the alarm"s pricey HBT alternate ground kicked in at 300 v. The A.D.A. soothed his wife"s sense of violation and uncleanliness. He calmly insisted on sleeping there in their home that very night; no hotel: it was like crucial to get right back on the emotional horse, in cases like this, he insisted. And then the next day the A.D.A. worked out the insurance and reported the shotguns to a buddy at A.T.F. and reconstructed probable events: the perps looked like they"d bungled disabling the alarm all the way and had got scared off by the thing"s siren when the alarm"s pricey HBT alternate ground kicked in at 300 v. The A.D.A. soothed his wife"s sense of violation and uncleanliness. He calmly insisted on sleeping there in their home that very night; no hotel: it was like crucial to get right back on the emotional horse, in cases like this, he insisted. And then the next day the A.D.A. worked out the insurance and reported the shotguns to a buddy at A.T.F. 15 15 and his wife calmed down and life went on. and his wife calmed down and life went on.
About a month later, an envelope arrived in the A.D.A."s home"s exquisite wrought-iron mailbox. In the envelope were a standard American Dental a.s.sociation glossy brochure on the importance of daily oral hygiene - available at like any dentist"s office anywhere - and two high-pixel Polaroid snapshots, one of big Don Gately and one of his a.s.sociate, each in a Halloween mask denoting a clown"s great good professional cheer, each with his pants down and bent over and each with the enhanced-focus handle of one of the couple"s toothbrushes protruding from his bottom.
Don Gately had sense enough never to work the North Sh.o.r.e again after that. But he ended up in hideous trouble anyway, A.D.A.-wise. It was either bad luck or kismet or so forth. It was because of a cold, a plain old human rhinovirus. And not even Don Gately"s cold, is what made him finally stop and question his kismet.
The thing started out looking like t.i.t on a tray, burglary-wise. A beautiful neo-Georgian home in a wildly upscale part of Brookline was set nicely back from an unlit pseudo-rural road, had a chintzy SentryCo alarm system that fed, idiotically enough, on a whole separate 330 v AC 90 Hz cable with its own meter, didn"t seem to be on anything like a regular P.M P.M.-patrol route, and had, at its rear, flimsily tasteful French doors surrounded by dense and thorn-free deciduous shrubbery and blocked off from the garage"s halogen floods by a private E.W.D.-issue upscale dumpster. It was in short a real c.o.c.k-tease of a home, burglary-wise, for a drug addict. And Don Gately straight-shunted the alarm"s meter and, with an a.s.sociate, 16 16 broke and entered and crept around on huge cat feet. broke and entered and crept around on huge cat feet.
Except unfortunately the owner of the house turned out to be still home, even though both of his cars and the rest of his family were gone. The little guy was asleep sick in bed upstairs in acetate pajamas with a hot water bottle on his chest and half a gla.s.s of OJ and a bottle of NyQuil 17 17 and a foreign book and copies of and a foreign book and copies of International Affairs International Affairs and and Interdependent Affairs Interdependent Affairs and a pair of thick specs and an industrial-size box of Kleenex on the bedside table and an empty vaporizer barely humming at the foot of the bed, and the guy was to say the least nonplussed to wake up and see high-filter flashlights crisscrossing over the unlit bedroom walls and bureau and teak chiffonnier as Gately and a.s.sociate scanned for a wall-safe, which surprisingly like 90% of people with wall-safes conceal in their master bedroom behind some sort of land- or seascape painting. People turned out so identical in certain root domestic particulars it made Gately feel strange sometimes, like he was in possession of certain overlarge private facts to which no man should be ent.i.tled. Gately had a way stickier conscience about the possession of some of these large particular facts than he did about making off with other people"s personal merchandise. But then all of a sudden in mid-silent-search for a safe here"s this upscale homeowner turning out to be home with a nasty head-cold while his family"s out on a two-car foliage-tour in what"s left of the Berkshires, writhing groggily and Ny-Quilized around on the bed and making honking adenoidal sounds and asking what in b.l.o.o.d.y and a pair of thick specs and an industrial-size box of Kleenex on the bedside table and an empty vaporizer barely humming at the foot of the bed, and the guy was to say the least nonplussed to wake up and see high-filter flashlights crisscrossing over the unlit bedroom walls and bureau and teak chiffonnier as Gately and a.s.sociate scanned for a wall-safe, which surprisingly like 90% of people with wall-safes conceal in their master bedroom behind some sort of land- or seascape painting. People turned out so identical in certain root domestic particulars it made Gately feel strange sometimes, like he was in possession of certain overlarge private facts to which no man should be ent.i.tled. Gately had a way stickier conscience about the possession of some of these large particular facts than he did about making off with other people"s personal merchandise. But then all of a sudden in mid-silent-search for a safe here"s this upscale homeowner turning out to be home with a nasty head-cold while his family"s out on a two-car foliage-tour in what"s left of the Berkshires, writhing groggily and Ny-Quilized around on the bed and making honking adenoidal sounds and asking what in b.l.o.o.d.y h.e.l.l h.e.l.l is the meaning of this, except he"s saying it in Quebecois French, which means to these thuggish U.S. drug addicts in Halloween-clowns" masks exactly nothing, he"s sitting up in bed, a little and older-type homeowner with a football-shaped head and gray van d.y.k.e and eyes you can tell are used to corrective lenses as he switches on the bright bedside lamp. Gately could easily have screwed out of there and never looked back; but here indeed, in the lamplight, is a seascape over next to the chiffonnier, and the a.s.sociate has a quick peek and reports that the safe behind it is to laugh at, it can be opened with harsh language, almost; and oral narcotics addicts tend to operate on an extremely rigid physical schedule of need and satisfaction, and Gately is at this moment firmly in the need part of the schedule; and so D. W. Gately disastrously decides to go ahead and allow a nonviolent burglary to become in effect a robbery - which the operative legal difference involves either violence or the coercive threat of same - and Gately draws himself up to his full menacing height and shines his flashlight in the little homeowner"s rheumy eyes and addresses him the way menacing criminals speak in popular entertainment - is the meaning of this, except he"s saying it in Quebecois French, which means to these thuggish U.S. drug addicts in Halloween-clowns" masks exactly nothing, he"s sitting up in bed, a little and older-type homeowner with a football-shaped head and gray van d.y.k.e and eyes you can tell are used to corrective lenses as he switches on the bright bedside lamp. Gately could easily have screwed out of there and never looked back; but here indeed, in the lamplight, is a seascape over next to the chiffonnier, and the a.s.sociate has a quick peek and reports that the safe behind it is to laugh at, it can be opened with harsh language, almost; and oral narcotics addicts tend to operate on an extremely rigid physical schedule of need and satisfaction, and Gately is at this moment firmly in the need part of the schedule; and so D. W. Gately disastrously decides to go ahead and allow a nonviolent burglary to become in effect a robbery - which the operative legal difference involves either violence or the coercive threat of same - and Gately draws himself up to his full menacing height and shines his flashlight in the little homeowner"s rheumy eyes and addresses him the way menacing criminals speak in popular entertainment - d d"s for th th"s, various apocopes, and so on - and takes hold of the guy"s ear and conducts him down to a kitchen chair and binds his arms and legs to the chair with electrical cords neatly clipped from refrigerator and can-opener and M. Cafe-brand Automatic Cafe-au-Lait-Maker, binds him just short of gangrenously tight, because he"s hoping the Berkshire foliage is prime and the guy"s going to be soloing in this chair for a good stretch of time, and Gately starts looking through the kitchen"s drawers for the silverware - not the good-silver-for-company silverware; that was in a calfskin case underneath some neatly folded old spare Christmas wrapping in a stunning hardwood-with-ivory-inlay chest of drawers in the living room, where over 90% of upscale people"s good silver is always hidden, and has already been promoted and is piled 18 18 just off the foyer - but just the regular old everyday flatware silverware, because the vast bulk of homeowners keep their dish towels two drawers below their everyday-silverware drawer, and G.o.d"s made no better call-for-help-stifling gag in the world than a good old oily-smelling fake-linen dish towel; and the bound guy in the cords on the chair suddenly snaps to the implications of what Gately"s looking for and is struggling and saying: Do not gag me, I have a terrible cold, my nose she is a brick of the snot, I have not the power to breathe through the nose, for the love of G.o.d please do not gag my mouth; and as a gesture of goodwill the homeowner tells Gately, who"s rummaging, the combination of the bedroom"s seascape safe, except in French numbers, which together with the honking adenoidal inflection the guy"s grippe gives his speech doesn"t even sound like human speech to Gately, and but also the guy tells Gately there are some antique pre-British-takeover Quebecois gold coins in a calfskin purse taped to the back of an undistinguished Impressionist landscape in the living room. But everything the Canadian homeowner says means no more to poor old Don Gately, whistling a jolly tune and trying to look menacing in his clown"s mask, than the cries of, say, North Sh.o.r.e gulls or inland grackles; and sure enough the towels are two drawers under the spoons, and here comes Gately across the kitchen looking like a sort of Bozo from h.e.l.l, and the Quebecer guy"s mouth goes oval with horror, and into that mouth goes a balled-up, faintly greasy-smelling kitchen towel, and across the guy"s cheeks and over the dome of protruding linen goes some fine-quality fibrous strapping tape from the drawer under the decommissioned phone - why does everybody keep the serious mailing supplies in the drawer nearest the kitchen phone? - and Don Gately and a.s.sociate finish their swift and with-the-best-of-intentions nonviolent business of stripping the Brookline home as bare as a post-feral-hamster meadow, and they relock the front door and hit the unlit road in Gately"s reliable and double-m.u.f.flered 44. And the bound, wheezing, acetate-clad Canadian - the right-hand man to probably the most infamous anti-O.N.A.N. organizer north of the Great Concavity, the lieutenant and trouble-shooting trusted adviser who selflessly volunteered to move with his family to the savagely American area of metro Boston to act as liaison between and general leash-holder for the half-dozen or so malevolent and mutually antagonistic groups of Quebecer Separatists and Albertan ultra-rightists united only in their fanatical conviction that the U.S.A."s Experialistic "gift" or "return" of the so-calledly "Recon-figured" Great Convexity to its northern neighbor and O.N.A.N. ally const.i.tuted an intolerable blow to Canadian sovereignty, honor, and hygiene - this homeowner, unquestionably a V.I.P., although admittedly rather a covert V.I.P., or probably more accurately a " just off the foyer - but just the regular old everyday flatware silverware, because the vast bulk of homeowners keep their dish towels two drawers below their everyday-silverware drawer, and G.o.d"s made no better call-for-help-stifling gag in the world than a good old oily-smelling fake-linen dish towel; and the bound guy in the cords on the chair suddenly snaps to the implications of what Gately"s looking for and is struggling and saying: Do not gag me, I have a terrible cold, my nose she is a brick of the snot, I have not the power to breathe through the nose, for the love of G.o.d please do not gag my mouth; and as a gesture of goodwill the homeowner tells Gately, who"s rummaging, the combination of the bedroom"s seascape safe, except in French numbers, which together with the honking adenoidal inflection the guy"s grippe gives his speech doesn"t even sound like human speech to Gately, and but also the guy tells Gately there are some antique pre-British-takeover Quebecois gold coins in a calfskin purse taped to the back of an undistinguished Impressionist landscape in the living room. But everything the Canadian homeowner says means no more to poor old Don Gately, whistling a jolly tune and trying to look menacing in his clown"s mask, than the cries of, say, North Sh.o.r.e gulls or inland grackles; and sure enough the towels are two drawers under the spoons, and here comes Gately across the kitchen looking like a sort of Bozo from h.e.l.l, and the Quebecer guy"s mouth goes oval with horror, and into that mouth goes a balled-up, faintly greasy-smelling kitchen towel, and across the guy"s cheeks and over the dome of protruding linen goes some fine-quality fibrous strapping tape from the drawer under the decommissioned phone - why does everybody keep the serious mailing supplies in the drawer nearest the kitchen phone? - and Don Gately and a.s.sociate finish their swift and with-the-best-of-intentions nonviolent business of stripping the Brookline home as bare as a post-feral-hamster meadow, and they relock the front door and hit the unlit road in Gately"s reliable and double-m.u.f.flered 44. And the bound, wheezing, acetate-clad Canadian - the right-hand man to probably the most infamous anti-O.N.A.N. organizer north of the Great Concavity, the lieutenant and trouble-shooting trusted adviser who selflessly volunteered to move with his family to the savagely American area of metro Boston to act as liaison between and general leash-holder for the half-dozen or so malevolent and mutually antagonistic groups of Quebecer Separatists and Albertan ultra-rightists united only in their fanatical conviction that the U.S.A."s Experialistic "gift" or "return" of the so-calledly "Recon-figured" Great Convexity to its northern neighbor and O.N.A.N. ally const.i.tuted an intolerable blow to Canadian sovereignty, honor, and hygiene - this homeowner, unquestionably a V.I.P., although admittedly rather a covert V.I.P., or probably more accurately a "P.I.T.," 19 19 in French, this meek-looking Canadian-terrorism-coordinator - bound to his chair, thoroughly gagged, sitting there, alone, under cold fluorescent kitchen lights, in French, this meek-looking Canadian-terrorism-coordinator - bound to his chair, thoroughly gagged, sitting there, alone, under cold fluorescent kitchen lights, 20 20 the rhinovirally afflicted man, gagged with skill and quality materials - the guy, having worked so hard to partially clear one clotted nasal pa.s.sage that he tore intercostal ligaments in his ribs, soon found even that pinp.r.i.c.k of air blocked off by mucus"s implacable lava-like flow once again, and so has to tear more ligaments trying to breach the other nostril, and so on; and after an hour of struggle and flames in his chest and blood on his lips and the white kitchen towel from trying frantically to tongue the towel out past the tape, which is quality tape, and after hopes skyrocketing when the doorbell rings and then hopes blackly dashed when the person at the door, a young woman with a clipboard and chewing gum who"s offering promotional coupons good for Happy Holidays discounts on memberships of six months or more at a string of Boston non-UV tanning salons, shrugs in her parka and makes a mark on the clipboard and blithely retreats down the long driveway to the pseudo-rural road, an hour of this or more, finally the Quebecois the rhinovirally afflicted man, gagged with skill and quality materials - the guy, having worked so hard to partially clear one clotted nasal pa.s.sage that he tore intercostal ligaments in his ribs, soon found even that pinp.r.i.c.k of air blocked off by mucus"s implacable lava-like flow once again, and so has to tear more ligaments trying to breach the other nostril, and so on; and after an hour of struggle and flames in his chest and blood on his lips and the white kitchen towel from trying frantically to tongue the towel out past the tape, which is quality tape, and after hopes skyrocketing when the doorbell rings and then hopes blackly dashed when the person at the door, a young woman with a clipboard and chewing gum who"s offering promotional coupons good for Happy Holidays discounts on memberships of six months or more at a string of Boston non-UV tanning salons, shrugs in her parka and makes a mark on the clipboard and blithely retreats down the long driveway to the pseudo-rural road, an hour of this or more, finally the Quebecois P.I.T., P.I.T., after unspeakable agony - slow suffocation, mucoidal or no, being no day at the Montreal Tulip-Fest - at the height of which agony, hearing his head"s pulse as receding thunder and watching his vision"s circle shrink as a red aperture around his sight rotates steadily in from the edges, at the height of which he could think only, despite the pain and panic, of what a truly dumb and silly way this was, after all this time, to die, a thought which the towel and tape denied expression via the rueful grin with which the best men meet the dumbest ends - this Guillaume DuPlessis pa.s.sed bluely from this life, and sat there, in the kitchen chair, 250 clicks due east of some really spectacular autumn foliage, for almost two nights and days, his posture getting more and more military as rigor mortis set in, with his bare feet looking like purple loaves of bread, from the lividity; and when Brookline"s Finest were finally summoned and got him unbound from the coldly lit chair, they had to carry him out as if he were still seated, so militarily comme-il-faut had his limbs and spine hardened. And poor old Don Gately, whose professional habit of killing power with straight shunts to a meter"s inflow was pretty much a signature M.O., and who had, of course, a special place in the heart of a remorseless Revere A.D.A. with judicial clout throughout Boston"s three counties and beyond, an of course particularly remorseless A.D.A., as of late, whose wife now needed Valium even just to floss, and was patiently awaiting his chance, the A.D.A. was, coldly biding his time, being a patient Get-Even and Cold-Dish man just like Don Gately, who was, through no will to energy-consuming violence on his part, in the sort of a h.e.l.l of a deep-s.h.i.t mess that can turn a man"s life right around. after unspeakable agony - slow suffocation, mucoidal or no, being no day at the Montreal Tulip-Fest - at the height of which agony, hearing his head"s pulse as receding thunder and watching his vision"s circle shrink as a red aperture around his sight rotates steadily in from the edges, at the height of which he could thin