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From T. S. Dawkins, Esq., to the Hon. A. P. Deuceace.
"Mr. Thomas Smith Dawkins presents his grateful compliments to the Hon.
Mr. Deuceace, and accepts with the greatest pleasure Mr. Deuceace"s generous proffer.
"It would be one of the happiest moments of Mr. Smith Dawkins"s life, if the Hon. Mr. Deuceace would extend his generosity still further, and condescend to partake of the repast which his munificent politeness has furnished.
"Temple, Tuesday."
Many and many a time, I say, have I grind over these letters, which I had wrote from the original by Mr. Bruffy"s copyin clark. Deuceace flam about Prince Tallyram was puffickly successful. I saw young Dawkins blush with delite as he red the note; he toar up for or five sheets before he composed the anser to it, which was as you red abuff, and roat in a hand quite trembling with pleasyer. If you could but have seen the look of triumph in Deuceace"s wicked black eyes, when he read the noat! I never see a deamin yet, but I can phansy 1, a holding a writhing soal on his pitchfrock, and smilin like Deuceace. He dressed himself in his very best clothes, and in he went, after sending me over to say that he would xcept with pleasyour Mr. Dawkins"s invite.
The pie was cut up, and a most frenly conversation begun betwixt the two genlmin. Deuceace was quite captivating. He spoke to Mr. Dawkins in the most respeckful and flatrin manner,--agread in every think he said,--prazed his taste, his furniter, his coat, his cla.s.sick nolledge, and his playin on the floot; you"d have thought, to hear him, that such a polygon of exlens as Dawkins did not breath,--that such a modest, sinsear, honrabble genlmn as Deuceace was to be seen no where xcept in Pump Cort. Poor Daw was complitly taken in. My master said he"d introduce him to the Duke of Doncaster, and Heaven knows how many n.o.bs more, till Dawkins was quite intawsicated with pleasyour. I know as a fac (and it pretty well shows the young genlmn"s carryter), that he went that very day and ordered 2 new coats, on propos to be introjuiced to the lords in.
But the best joak of all was at last. Singin, swagrin, and swarink--up stares came Mr. d.i.c.k Blewitt. He flung open Mr. Dawkins"s door, shouting out, "Daw, my old buck, how are you?" when, all of a sudden, he sees Mr. Deuceace: his jor dropt, he turned chocky white, and then burnin red, and iooked as if a stror would knock him down. "My dear Mr. Blewitt," says my master, smilin, and offring his hand, "how glad I am to see you! Mr. Dawkins and I were just talking about your pony!
Pray sit down."
Blewitt did; and now was the question, who should sit the other out; but, law bless you! Mr. Blewitt was no match for my master; all the time he was fidgetty, silent, and sulky; on the contry, master was charmin. I never herd such a flow of conversatin, or so many wittacisms as he uttered. At last, completely beat, Mr. Blewitt took his leaf; that instant master followed him; and pa.s.sin his arm through that of Mr. d.i.c.k, let him into our chambers, and began talkin to him in the most affable and aff.e.c.kshnat manner.
But d.i.c.k was too angry to listen; at last when master was telling him some long stoary about the Duke of Doncaster, Blewitt bust out--
"A plague on the Duke of Doncaster! Come, come, Mr. Deuceace, don"t you be running your rigs upon me; I an"t the man to be bamboozl"d by long-winded stories about dukes and d.u.c.h.esses. You think I don"t know you; every man knows you, and your line of country. Yes, you"re after young Dawkins there, and think to pluck him; but you shan"t,--no, by ---- you shan"t." (The reader must recklect that the oaths which intersp.u.s.s.ed Mr. B."s convysation I have lift out.) Well, after he"d fired a wolley of "em, Mr. Deuceace spoke as cool and slow as possbill.
"Heark ye, Blewitt. I know you to be one of the most infernal thieves and scoundrels unhung. If you attempt to hector with me, I will cane you; if you want more, I"ll shoot you; if you meddle between me and Dawkins, I will do both. I know your whole life, you miserable swindler and coward. I know you have already won two hundred pounds of this lad, and want all. I will have half, or you never shall have a penny." It"s quite true that master knew things; but how was the wonder.
I couldn"t see Mr. B."s face during this dialogue, bein on the wrong side of the door; but there was a considdrabble paws after thuse complymints had pa.s.sed between the two genlmn,--one walkin quickly up and down the room--tother, angry and stupid, sittin down, and stampin with his foot.
"Now listen to this, Mr. Blewitt," continues master at last; "if you"re quiet, you shall have half this fellow"s money: but venture to win a shilling from him in my absence, or without my consent, and you do it at your peril."
"Well, well, Mr. Deuceace," cries d.i.c.k, "it"s very hard, and, I must say, not fair: the game was of my starting, and you"ve no right to interfere with my friend."
"Mr. Blewitt, you are a fool! You professed yesterday not to know this man, and I was obliged to find him out for myself. I should like to know by what law of honour I am bound to give him up to you?"
It was charmin to hear this pair of raskles talkin about honour. I declare I could have found it in my heart to warn young Dawkins of the precious way in which these chaps were going to serve him. But if they didn"t know what honour was, I did; and never, never did I tell tails about my masters when in their sarvice--out, in cors, the hobligation is no longer binding.
Well, the nex day there was a gran dinner at our chambers. White soop, turbit, and lobster sos; saddil of Scoch muttn, grous, and M"Arony; wines, shampang, hock, madeiria, a bottle of poart, and ever so many of clarrit. The compny presint was three; wiz., the Honrabble A. P.
Deuceace, R. Blewitt, and Mr. Dawkins, Exquires. My i, how we genlmn in the kitchin did enjy it! Mr. Blewittes man eat so much grous (when it was brot out of the parlor), that I reely thought he would be sik; Mr. Dawkinses genlmn (who was only abowt 13 years of age) grew so il with M"Arony and plumb-puddn, so to be obleeged to take sefral of Mr.
D."s pils, which one-half kild him. But this is all promiscuous: I an"t talkin of the survants now, but the masters.
Would you bleeve it? After dinner (and praps 8 bottles of wine betwin the 3) the genlmn sat down to earty. It"s a game where only 2 plays, and where, in coa.r.s.e, when there"s ony 3, one looks on.
Fust, they playd crown pints, and a pound the bett. At this game they were wonderful equill; and about suppertime (when grilled am, more shampang, devld biskits, and other things, was brot in) the play stood thus: Mr. Dawkins had won 2 pounds; Mr. Blewitt, 30 shillings; the Honrabble Mr. Deuceace having lost 3.10s. After the dewle and the shampang the play was a little higher. Now it was pound pints, and five pound the bet. I thought, to be sure, after hearing the complyments between Blewitt and master in the morning, that now pore Dawkins"s time was come.
Not so: Dawkins won always, Mr. B. betting on his play, and giving him the very best of advice. At the end of the evening (which was abowt five o"clock the nex morning) they stopt. Master was counting up the skore on a card.
"Blewitt," says he, "I"ve been unlucky. I owe you--let me see--yes, five-and-forty pounds?"
"Five-and-forty," says Blewitt, "and no mistake!"
"I will give you a cheque," says the honrabble genlmn.
"Oh! don"t mention it, my dear sir!" But master got a grate sheet of paper, and drew him a check on Messeers. Pump, Algit, and Co., his bankers.
"Now," says master, "I"ve got to settle with you, my dear Mr. Dawkins.
If you had backd your luck, I should have owed you a very handsome sum of money. Voyons: thirteen points, at a pound--it is easy to calculate;" and, drawin out his puss, he clinked over the table 13 goolden suverings, which shon till they made my eyes wink.
So did pore Dawkinses, as he put out his hand, all trembling, and drew them in.
"Let me say," added master, "let me say (and I"ve had some little experience), that you are the very best ecarte player with whom I ever sat down."
Dawkinses eyes glissened as he put the money up, and said, "Law, Deuceace, you flatter me."
Flatter him! I should think he did. It was the very thing which master ment.
"But mind you, Dawkins," continyoud he, "I must have my revenge; for I"m ruined--positively ruined--by your luck."
"Well, well," says Mr. Thomas Smith Dawkins, as pleased as if he had gained a millium, "shall it be to-morrow? Blewitt, what say you!"
Mr. Blewitt agread, in course. My master, after a little demurring, consented too. "We"ll meet," says he, "at your chambers. But mind, my dear fello, not too much wine: I can"t stand it at any time, especially when I have to play ecarte with you."
Pore Dawkins left our rooms as happy as a prins. "Here, Charles," says he, and flung me a sovring. Pore fellow! pore fellow! I know what was a comin!
But the best of it was, that these 13 sovrings which Dawkins won, master had borrowed them from Mr. Blewitt! I brought "em, with 7 more, from that young genlmn"s chambers that very morning: for, since his interview with master, Blewitt had nothing to refuse him.
Well, shall I continue the tail? If Mr. Dawkins had been the least bit wiser, it would have taken him six months befoar he lost his money; as it was, he was such a confounded ninny, that it took him a very short time to part with it.
Nex day (it was Thursday, and master"s acquaintance with Mr. Dawkins had only commenced on Tuesday), Mr. Dawkins, as I said, gev his party,--dinner at 7. Mr. Blewitt and the two Mr. D."s as befoar. Play begins at 11. This time I knew the bisniss was pretty serious, for we suvvants was packed off to bed at 2 o"clock. On Friday, I went to chambers--no master--he kem in for 5 minutes at about 12, made a little toilit, ordered more dewles and soda-water, and back again he went to Mr. Dawkins"s.
They had dinner there at 7 again, but n.o.body seamed to eat, for all the vittles came out to us genlmn: they had in more wine though, and must have drunk at least two dozen in the 36 hours.
At ten o"clock, however, on Friday night, back my master came to his chambers. I saw him as I never saw him before, namly, reglar drunk.
He staggered about the room, he danced, he hickipd, he swoar, he flung me a heap of silver, and, finely, he sunk down exosted on his bed; I pullin off his boots and close, and making him comfrabble.
When I had removed his garmints, I did what it"s the doty of every servant to do--I emtied his pockits, and looked at his pockit-book and all his letters: a number of axdents have been prevented that way.
I found there, among a heap of things, the following pretty dockyment:
+-------------------------------------------+ | I. O. U. | | 4700 | | THOMAS SMITH DAWKINS | | | | _Friday,_ | | _16th January_ | +-------------------------------------------+
There was another bit of paper of the same kind--"I.O.U. four hundred pounds, Richard Blewitt:" but this, in cors, ment nothink.