"Well," continued Robert Fraser, lightened by Saunders"s apparent agreement, "the time came when he was clear from the college, and wanted a practice. He had been ill-advised that he had not got his share of the farm, and he wanted it selled to share and share alike.
Now I kenned, and you ken, Saunders, that it"s no" worth much in one share let alone two. So I got the place quietly bonded, and bought him old Dr. Aitkin"s practice in Cairn Edward with the money.
"I have tried to do my best for the lad, for it was laid on me to be my brother"s keeper. He doesna come here much," continued Robert, "but I think he"s not so ill against me as he was. Saunders, he waved his hand to me when he was gaun by the day!"
"That was kind of him," said Saunders M"Quhirr.
"Ay, was it no"," said the Stickit Minister, eagerly, with a soft look in his eyes as he glanced up at his brother"s portrait in cap and gown, which hung over the china dogs on the mantelpiece.
"I got my notice this morning that the bond is to be called up in November," said Robert. "So I"ll be obliged to flit."
Saunders M"Quhirr started to his feet in a moment. "Never," he said, with the spark of fire alive now in his eyes, "never as lang as there"s a beast on Drumquhat, or a poun" in Cairn Edward Bank"--bringing down his clenched fist upon the Milton on the table.
"No, Saunders, no," said the Stickit Minister, very gently; "I thank you kindly, but I"ll be flitted before that!"
THE LAMMAS PREACHING
By S. R. CROCKETT
"And I further intimate," said the minister, "that I will preach this evening at Cauldshaws, and my text will be from the ninth chapter of the book of Ecclesiastes and the tenth verse, "Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might.""
"Save us," said Janet MacTaggart, "he"s clean forgotten "if it be the Lord"s wull." Maybe he"ll be for gaun whether it"s His wull or no"--he"s a sair masterfu" man, the minister; but he comes frae the Machars,[*] an" kens little aboot the jealous G.o.d we hae amang the hills o" Gallowa"!"
[*] The Eastern Lowlands of Wigtonshire.
The minister continued, in the same high, level tone in which he did his preaching, "There are a number of sluggards who lay the weight of their own laziness on the Almighty, saying, "I am a worm and no man--how should I strive with my Maker?" whenever they are at strife with their own sluggishness. There will be a word for all such this evening at the farmtown of Cauldshaws, presently occupied by Gilbert M"Kissock--public worship to begin at seven o"clock."
The congregation of Barnessock kirk tumbled amicably over its own heels with eagerness to get into the kirkyaird in order to settle the momentous question, "Wha"s back was he on the day?"
Robert Kirk, Ca.r.s.ethorn, had a packet of peppermint lozenges in the crown of his "lum" hat--deponed to by Elizabeth Douglas or Barr, in Barnbogrie, whose husband, Weelum Barr, put on the hat of the aforesaid Robert Kirk by mistake for his own, whereupon the peppermints fell to the floor and rolled under the pews in most unseemly fashion.
Elizabeth Kirk is of opinion that this should be brought to the notice of Session, she herself always taking her peppermint while genteelly wiping her mouth with the corner of her handkerchief. Robert Kirk, on being put to the question, admits the fact, but says that it was his wife put them there to be near her hand.
The minister, however, ready with his word, brought him to shame by saying, "O Robert, Robert, that was just what Adam said, "The woman Thou gavest me, she gave me to eat!"" The aforesaid Robert Kirk thinks that it is meddling with the original Hebrew to apply this to peppermints, and also says that Elizabeth Kirk is an impident besom, and furthermore that, as all the country well knows---- (Here the chronicler omits much matter actionable in the civil courts of the realm).
"Janet," said the minister to his housekeeper, "I am to preach to-night at Cauldshaws on the text, "Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might.""
"I ken," said Janet, "I saw it on yer desk. I pat it ablow the clock for fear the wun"s o" heeven micht blaw it awa" like chaff, an" you couldna do wantin" it!"
"Janet MacTaggart," said the minister, tartly, "bring in the denner, and do not meddle with what does not concern you."
Janet could not abide read sermons; her natural woman rose against them. She knew, as she had said, that G.o.d was a jealous G.o.d, and, with regard to the minister, she looked upon herself as His viceregent.
"He"s young an" terrable ram-stam an" opeenionated--fu" o" buik-lear, but wi" little gracious experience. For a" that, the root o" the maitter"s in "im," said Janet, not unhopefully.
"I"m gaun to preach at Cauldshaws, and my text"s "Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might,"" said the minister to the precentor that afternoon, on the manse doorstep.
"The Lord"s no" in a" his thochts. I"ll gang wi" the lad mysel"," said the precentor.
Now, Galloway is so much out of the world that the Almighty has not there lifted His hand from reward and punishment, from guiding and restraining, as He has done in big towns where everything goes by machinery. Man may say that there is no G.o.d when he only sees a handbreadth of smoky heaven between the chimney-pots; but out on the fields of oats and bear, and up on the screes of the hillsides, where the mother granite sticks her bleaching ribs through the heather, men have reached great a.s.surance on this and other matters.
The burns were running red with the mighty July rain when Douglas Maclellan started over the meadows and moors to preach his sermon at the farmtown of Cauldshaws. He had thanked the Lord that morning in his opening prayer for "the bounteous rain wherewith He had seen meet to refresh His weary heritage."
His congregation silently acquiesced, "for what," said they, "could a man from the Machars be expected to ken about meadow hay?"
When the minister and the precentor got to the foot of the manse loaning, they came upon the parish ne"er-do-weel, Ebie Kirgan, who kept himself in employment by constantly scratching his head, trying to think of something to do, and whose clothes were constructed on the latest sanitary principles of ventilation. The ruins of Ebie"s hat were usually tipped over one eye for enlarged facilities of scratching in the rear.
"If it"s yer wull, minister, I"ll come to hear ye the nicht. It"s drawing to mair rain, I"m thinkin"!" said the Scarecrow.
"I hope the discourse may be profitable to you, Ebenezer, for, as I intimated this morning, I am to preach from the text, "Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might.""
"Ay, minister," said Ebie, relieving his right hand, and tipping his hat over the other eye to give his left free play. So the three struck over the fields, making for the thorn tree at the corner, where Robert Kirk"s d.y.k.e dipped into the standing water of the meadow.
"Do you think ye can manage it, Maister Maclellan?" said the precentor.
"Ye"re wat half-way up the leg already."
"An" there"s sax feet o" black moss water in the Laneburn as sure as I"m a leevin" sowl," added Ebie Kirgan.
"I"m to preach at Cauldshaws, and my text is, "Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might!"" said the minister, stubbornly glooming from under the eaves of his eyebrows as the swarthy men from the Machars are wont to do. His companions said no more. They came to Camelon Lane, where usually Robert Kirk had a leaping pole on either bank to a.s.sist the traveller across, but both poles had gone down the water in the morning to look for Robert"s meadow hay.
"Tak" care, Maister Maclellan, ye"ll be in deep water afore ye ken. O man, ye had far better turn!"
The precentor stood up to his knees in water on what had once been the bank, and wrung his hands. But the minister pushed steadily ahead into the turbid and sluggish water.
"I canna come, oh, I canna come, for I"m a man that has a family."
"It"s no" your work; stay where ye are," cried the minister, without looking over his shoulder; "but as for me, I"m intimated to preach this night at Cauldshaws, and my text----"
Here he stepped into a deep hole, and his text was suddenly shut within him by the gurgle of moss water in his throat. His arms rose above the surface like the black spars of a windmill. But Ebie Kirgan sculled himself swiftly out, swimming with his shoeless feet, and pushed the minister before him to the further bank--the water gushing out of rents in his clothes as easily as out of the gills of a fish.
The minister stood with unshaken confidence on the bank. He ran peat water like a spout in a thunder plump, and black rivulets of dye were trickling from under his hat down his brow and dripping from the end of his nose.
"Then you"ll not come any farther?" he called cross to the precentor.
"I canna, oh, I canna; though I"m most awfu" wullin". Kirsty wad never forgie me gin I was to droon."
"Then I"ll e"en have to raise the tune myself--though three times "Kilmarneck" is a pity," said the minister, turning on his heel and striding away through the shallow sea, splashing the water as high as his head with a kind of headstrong glee which seemed to the precentor a direct defiance of Providence. Ebie Kirgan followed half a dozen steps behind. The support of the precentor"s lay semi-equality taken from him, he began to regret that he had come, and silently and ruefully plunged along after the minister through the waterlogged meadows. They came in time to the foot of Robert Kirk"s march d.y.k.e, and skirted it a hundred yards upward to avoid the deep pool in which the Laneburn waters were swirling. The minister climbed silently up the seven-foot d.y.k.e, pausing a second on the top to balance himself for his leap to the other side. As he did so Ebie Kirgan saw that the d.y.k.e was swaying to the fall, having been weakened by the rush of water on the farther side. He ran instantly at the minister, and gave him a push with both hands which caused Mr. Maclellan to alight on his feet clear of the falling stones. The d.y.k.e did not so much fall outward as settle down on its own ruins. Ebie fell on his face among the stones with the impetus of his own eagerness. He arose, however, quickly--only limping slightly from what he called a "bit chack" on the leg between two stones.
"That was a merciful providence, Ebenezer," said the minister, solemnly; "I hope you are duly thankful!"
"Dod, I am that!" replied Ebie, scratching his head vigorously with his right hand and rubbing his leg with his left. "Gin I hadna gi"en ye that dunch, ye micht hae preachen nane at Cauldshaws this nicht."
They now crossed a fairly level clover field, dark and laid with wet.
The scent of the clover rose to their nostrils with almost overpowering force. There was not a breath of air. The sky was blue and the sun shining. Only a sullen roar came over the hill, sounding in the silence like the rush of a train over a far-away viaduct.
"What is that?" queried the minister, stopping to listen.