Chapter 72
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Trouble Maker, Trouble Evader
“So, what is this Empire that we are visiting like?”
I asked Daniela after we had gone through the southern gate and began to walk down the gravel road .
“The Empire… The Flugelnia Empire is a nation that controls much of the southern lands . Fhiraldo and Spiris, on the other hand, are a part of the Lambrusen Republic . Is this all new to you, Asagi?”
“It is . I have no grasp on geography here . Just that there are forests to the north and mountains to the south . ”
“The northern forests are called the Great Sawyer Forests . The southern mountains are the Alessa Mountains . You should know that name very well . ”
It was the place where those d.a.m.ned adventurers who called me Black Rabbit were sent to work in the mines . I remembered it well .
“This whole region is called the Alexia mountain ranges . The mountain range stretches out east-west and separates Lambrusen and Flugelnia . There is a gate in the Alessa mountains that lets you enter the country . And so we will need to reach the town with the gate in order to enter the Empire . ”
The sudden barrage of unknown words was scrambled in my mental map . Uh…
So the country that I came to after dying was the Lambrusen Republic . I woke up on the misty hills and walked to Fhiraldo to the east . We moved even further east after that and ended up in Spiris . To the north of the misty hills, Fhiraldo and Spiris, lay the Sawyer Forest . To the south was the Alexia mountain ranges that went east-west . And this Flugelnia Empire lay pa.s.sed those mountains…
Hmm, I think I got that right . So we were always going between the mountains and forests up until now . Had I first appeared in the great forest or mountains, I likely would have died . It would have been much harder to find a town nearby .
“I get the picture . ”
“Good . Well, we are going to be traveling through those mountains you can see up ahead . ”
The map was clear in my head now, and I could imagine our destination . I suddenly felt a lot more motivated . However, there was one thing that was bothering me .
“Uh, Daniela . ”
“What?”
“This Empire, is it one of those military states?”
There was something hot-blooded about the word . The last thing I wanted to do, was to get drafted .
“Well, you might say so . It is considered glamorous to be in the army . ”
“So, are they likely to be causing any wars?”
“No, I do not think so . If anything, they make a show of declaring their distaste for war . ”
Huh… I hardly knew what to think anymore…
“Though, the Empire did attempt world domination around six hundred years ago . They even succeeded in it too . ”
“Seriously?”
“Serious . However, the world was much too large to be governed so, and the Emperor at the time died from the stress . The succeeding son had no intention of following his father’s fate . And so the lands were split up and the independent states were born . ”
“That’s quite impressive…”
“It was highly contested at the time . But seeing as how things have settled now, he must have been a wise Emperor . ”
So that was a little history of this world . He had seen his father die from being overworked and wanted better for himself . I wonder if that was all written in their history books? I was curious .
“The Empire has never launched an attack on another country since then . The army does nothing outside of their parades . As I said, it is considered glamorous, and the most popular occupation . ”
“They don’t even fight?”
“They will generally only fight monsters . They attack in great numbers and prevent stampedes . I guess it is one of the things they do outside of parades . ”
I asked her many other things about Flugelnia as we walked . We occasionally took breaks to rest before continuing . We had left first thing in the morning, but the town of Alessa was far . The mountains only barely looked closer than before by the time the sun began to set . We would have to spend the night in a small area between a field of gra.s.s and a grove .
“Asagi, is this fine for the tent?”
“You got it, Master Daniela . It’s perfect!”
I gave her a thumbs up as I stirred the soup in the pot . A nice camp soup, full of fresh vegetables, blocks of meat, and flavored with salt and spices . After this was done, I moved the pot and placed a frying pan over the fire . When it was heated, I put on Daniela’s favorite meat and let it sizzle . The smell of spices spread through the air . Thankfully, Presence Detection told us that there was no one nearby . Not a single monster . But if anything bothered to come from so far away after somehow smelling it, then I would gladly oblige them . I always welcomed experience points .
Now, the meat was cooked just right . I took the small estoc that Daniela used as a skewer and thrust it through the meat . It went on a plate with some toasted bread and was placed on our low table . Once the soup was served, our first dinner during our Flugelnia trip was complete . By the way, I happened to make this table . I just needed the tools and a little help from Jack of all Trades, Master of None, and it was easy . Being able to become a carpenter so easily made me wonder if this skill really was a cheat, but then I remembered Matsumoto . It was clear that he had taken all of the real protagonist luck . Which was a relief .
“Danielaaaa . Dinners served . ”
“Coming . ”
Daniela was wiping her body behind the tent and answered without showing herself . I wouldn’t have exactly minded if she did it in front of me . Hehe .
The cleaned up Daniela sat opposite of me as we ate . First, the soup .
The Hearty Camping Soup(named by me) had a splendid combination of thick, juicy meat and light and sweet vegetables, giving it a rich, delicious flavor . I could not be more pleased with it myself . The vegetables would melt in your mouth and the meat barely required any chewing . It was a good thing that I had prepared the ingredients before throwing them in the hollow bag, even for simple meals like this . I had done it during our midday break .
Now the meat . The spices were sharp and went well with it, or so my nose told me . Then I bite into it . There was no time to calm myself, and I kept eating without being able to stop . Then I dunked the bread inside of the soup and also had some of it with the meat . And all was right with the world . And then our dinner was done .
“Ahh, I am quite full . ”
Daniela said with great satisfaction as she rolled onto the ground . That reminded me of something .
“Daniela . Back where I’m from, people say that lying down right after eating will turn you into a cow . ”
“Daniela . Back where I’m from, people say that lying down right after eating will turn you into a cow . ”
“Hmm… Do you mean that your b.r.e.a.s.t.s will become larger?”
“No, that’s not what I meant . ”
I denied it and looked away as Daniela cupped her b.r.e.a.s.t.s while lying on the ground . There was something very provocative about her recently . Like when we spent the whole day at the inn…no, never mind that . Some things should be kept private .
“I meant that you’d get fat . ”
“Asagi, why did you not say so!”
She sat up quickly . I chuckled at this reaction, but then she pouted with annoyance . This meant that I could now sit down next to her and amuse myself by poking at her cheeks . Daniela was not amused, she folded her arms and looked away unforgivingly .
It took me the entire night to get back in her good graces .
And so our journey continued in this fun fashion . We pa.s.sed the prairies, traveled through the rocky hills, and were occasionally attacked by rabbit-like monsters that hid in holes . These gra.s.s rabbits had light green-colored fur and small horns protruding from their heads . Well, horns or not, they were hardly a threat to us . We easily killed them and helped ourselves to their horns .
Once we were out of there, we came out to a place that was full of large boulders . Monsters called stone lizards would jump out with earth magic attacks here, and we even encountered a group of goblins with their stone weapons .
This countryside adventure lasted for three days until we finally reached the Allessa mountains . The summit was covered in a thin layer of snow . You could see streams of smoke rising from between the mountains, indicating where the mining towns were . It seemed like a distance that we could cover within the day .
However, this was the moment that I was the most afraid of .
As for why, I had a knack for getting into the worst trouble upon first arriving in a new town . If I wasn’t getting chased by forest wolves, then I was being chased by wyverns . There was no doubt that something was waiting for me here . Daniela did not seem concerned as we walked, but my eyes darted to every corner, suspiciously inspecting everything . Presence Detection was constantly spread out and activated, and of course, I kept an eye above our heads too . I would make sure that there were no small shadows blocking the sun before checking the ground again . Would something jump out from under our feet…it was a possibility .
“What is it, Asagi? You seem very anxious . ”
“Don’t let your guard down, Daniela . It is when you think that you have won, that something completely unexpected will happen . ”
“And who do you think you are fighting?”
Daniela looked at me with exasperation . But I couldn’t be bothered by it now . I was too busy securing our safety . The journey was not over until we were inside the town .
Right then, Presence Detection caught something approaching us from behind . Didn’t I tell you! My prediction had been right!
“Daniela! Enemy approaching from the back!”
“What?”
I quickly unsheathed my claw blade and held it in front of me . Something was approaching us at great speed, causing a cloud of dust to rise in the air .
“Asagi . ”
“Get ready, Daniela! The enemy is coming!”
A carriage appeared from within the dust cloud . A banner was fixed to it . So it wasn’t a monster . Then was it…
“Could they be bandits?!”
“There would not be bandits so close to the town . And that banner…”
The carriage came closer and closer . The two horses trampled the dirt wildly as they approached .
The driver was coming into view . …Hmm, there was something familiar about, no, it couldn’t be .
“Ahhh! I knew it would be you when I saw your equipment! I could spot that wind dragon armor a mile away! Oh, but why are you pointing your sword at me?”
Silently, I lowered it . The driver was the owner of the Paw Armor Shop .
Now, what was I supposed to do about all these wasted emotions?
Jack of all Trades – 72 Post navigation Previous post: Two Saints wander off into a Different World – 16.
POSTED 43 MINS AGO.
Trouble Maker, Trouble Evader.
“So, what is this Empire that we are visiting like?”.
.
I asked Daniela after we had gone through the southern gate and began to walk down the gravel road
.
“The Empire… The Flugelnia Empire is a nation that controls much of the southern lands . Fhiraldo and Spiris, on the other hand, are a part of the Lambrusen Republic . Is this all new to you, Asagi?”.
“It is . I have no grasp on geography here . Just that there are forests to the north and mountains to the south . ”.
“The northern forests are called the Great Sawyer Forests . The southern mountains are the Alessa Mountains . You should know that name very well . ”.
.
It was the place where those d.a.m.ned adventurers who called me Black Rabbit were sent to work in the mines . I remembered it well
.
“This whole region is called the Alexia mountain ranges . The mountain range stretches out east-west and separates Lambrusen and Flugelnia . There is a gate in the Alessa mountains that lets you enter the country . And so we will need to reach the town with the gate in order to enter the Empire . ”.
.
The sudden barrage of unknown words was scrambled in my mental map . Uh….
.
So the country that I came to after dying was the Lambrusen Republic . I woke up on the misty hills and walked to Fhiraldo to the east . We moved even further east after that and ended up in Spiris . To the north of the misty hills, Fhiraldo and Spiris, lay the Sawyer Forest . To the south was the Alexia mountain ranges that went east-west . And this Flugelnia Empire lay pa.s.sed those mountains….
.
Hmm, I think I got that right . So we were always going between the mountains and forests up until now . Had I first appeared in the great forest or mountains, I likely would have died . It would have been much harder to find a town nearby
.
“I get the picture . ”.
“Good . Well, we are going to be traveling through those mountains you can see up ahead . ”.
.
The map was clear in my head now, and I could imagine our destination . I suddenly felt a lot more motivated . However, there was one thing that was bothering me
.
“Uh, Daniela . ”.
“What?”.
“This Empire, is it one of those military states?”.
.
There was something hot-blooded about the word . The last thing I wanted to do, was to get drafted
.
“Well, you might say so . It is considered glamorous to be in the army . ”.
“So, are they likely to be causing any wars?”.
“No, I do not think so . If anything, they make a show of declaring their distaste for war . ”.
.
Huh… I hardly knew what to think anymore….
.
“Though, the Empire did attempt world domination around six hundred years ago . They even succeeded in it too . ”.
“Seriously?”.
“Serious . However, the world was much too large to be governed so, and the Emperor at the time died from the stress . The succeeding son had no intention of following his father’s fate . And so the lands were split up and the independent states were born . ”.
“That’s quite impressive…”.
“It was highly contested at the time . But seeing as how things have settled now, he must have been a wise Emperor . ”.
.
So that was a little history of this world . He had seen his father die from being overworked and wanted better for himself . I wonder if that was all written in their history books? I was curious
.
“The Empire has never launched an attack on another country since then . The army does nothing outside of their parades . As I said, it is considered glamorous, and the most popular occupation . ”.
“They don’t even fight?”.
“They will generally only fight monsters . They attack in great numbers and prevent stampedes . I guess it is one of the things they do outside of parades . ”.
.
I asked her many other things about Flugelnia as we walked . We occasionally took breaks to rest before continuing . We had left first thing in the morning, but the town of Alessa was far . The mountains only barely looked closer than before by the time the sun began to set . We would have to spend the night in a small area between a field of gra.s.s and a grove
.
“Asagi, is this fine for the tent?”.
“You got it, Master Daniela . It’s perfect!”.
.
I gave her a thumbs up as I stirred the soup in the pot . A nice camp soup, full of fresh vegetables, blocks of meat, and flavored with salt and spices . After this was done, I moved the pot and placed a frying pan over the fire . When it was heated, I put on Daniela’s favorite meat and let it sizzle . The smell of spices spread through the air . Thankfully, Presence Detection told us that there was no one nearby . Not a single monster . But if anything bothered to come from so far away after somehow smelling it, then I would gladly oblige them . I always welcomed experience points . .
Now, the meat was cooked just right . I took the small estoc that Daniela used as a skewer and thrust it through the meat . It went on a plate with some toasted bread and was placed on our low table . Once the soup was served, our first dinner during our Flugelnia trip was complete . By the way, I happened to make this table . I just needed the tools and a little help from Jack of all Trades, Master of None, and it was easy . Being able to become a carpenter so easily made me wonder if this skill really was a cheat, but then I remembered Matsumoto . It was clear that he had taken all of the real protagonist luck . Which was a relief
.
“Danielaaaa . Dinners served . ”.
“Coming . ”.
.
Daniela was wiping her body behind the tent and answered without showing herself . I wouldn’t have exactly minded if she did it in front of me . Hehe
The cleaned up Daniela sat opposite of me as we ate . First, the soup
The Hearty Camping Soup(named by me) had a splendid combination of thick, juicy meat and light and sweet vegetables, giving it a rich, delicious flavor . I could not be more pleased with it myself . The vegetables would melt in your mouth and the meat barely required any chewing . It was a good thing that I had prepared the ingredients before throwing them in the hollow bag, even for simple meals like this . I had done it during our midday break
Now the meat . The spices were sharp and went well with it, or so my nose told me . Then I bite into it . There was no time to calm myself, and I kept eating without being able to stop . Then I dunked the bread inside of the soup and also had some of it with the meat . And all was right with the world . And then our dinner was done
.
“Ahh, I am quite full . ”.
.
Daniela said with great satisfaction as she rolled onto the ground . That reminded me of something
.
“Daniela . Back where I’m from, people say that lying down right after eating will turn you into a cow . ”.
“Hmm… Do you mean that your b.r.e.a.s.t.s will become larger?”.
“No, that’s not what I meant . ”.
.
I denied it and looked away as Daniela cupped her b.r.e.a.s.t.s while lying on the ground . There was something very provocative about her recently . Like when we spent the whole day at the inn…no, never mind that . Some things should be kept private
.
“I meant that you’d get fat . ”.
“Asagi, why did you not say so!”.
.
She sat up quickly . I chuckled at this reaction, but then she pouted with annoyance . This meant that I could now sit down next to her and amuse myself by poking at her cheeks . Daniela was not amused, she folded her arms and looked away unforgivingly
It took me the entire night to get back in her good graces
.
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.
And so our journey continued in this fun fashion . We pa.s.sed the prairies, traveled through the rocky hills, and were occasionally attacked by rabbit-like monsters that hid in holes . These gra.s.s rabbits had light green-colored fur and small horns protruding from their heads . Well, horns or not, they were hardly a threat to us . We easily killed them and helped ourselves to their horns
Once we were out of there, we came out to a place that was full of large boulders . Monsters called stone lizards would jump out with earth magic attacks here, and we even encountered a group of goblins with their stone weapons
This countryside adventure lasted for three days until we finally reached the Allessa mountains . The summit was covered in a thin layer of snow . You could see streams of smoke rising from between the mountains, indicating where the mining towns were . It seemed like a distance that we could cover within the day
.
However, this was the moment that I was the most afraid of
.
As for why, I had a knack for getting into the worst trouble upon first arriving in a new town . If I wasn’t getting chased by forest wolves, then I was being chased by wyverns . There was no doubt that something was waiting for me here . Daniela did not seem concerned as we walked, but my eyes darted to every corner, suspiciously inspecting everything . Presence Detection was constantly spread out and activated, and of course, I kept an eye above our heads too . I would make sure that there were no small shadows blocking the sun before checking the ground again . Would something jump out from under our feet…it was a possibility
.
“What is it, Asagi? You seem very anxious . ”.
“Don’t let your guard down, Daniela . It is when you think that you have won, that something completely unexpected will happen . ”.
“And who do you think you are fighting?”.
.
Daniela looked at me with exasperation . But I couldn’t be bothered by it now . I was too busy securing our safety . The journey was not over until we were inside the town
.
Right then, Presence Detection caught something approaching us from behind . Didn’t I tell you! My prediction had been right!.
.
“Daniela! Enemy approaching from the back!”.
“What?”.
.
I quickly unsheathed my claw blade and held it in front of me . Something was approaching us at great speed, causing a cloud of dust to rise in the air
.
“Asagi . ”.
“Get ready, Daniela! The enemy is coming!”.
.
A carriage appeared from within the dust cloud . A banner was fixed to it . So it wasn’t a monster . Then was it….
.
“Could they be bandits?!”.
“There would not be bandits so close to the town . And that banner…”.
.
The carriage came closer and closer . The two horses trampled the dirt wildly as they approached
The driver was coming into view . …Hmm, there was something familiar about, no, it couldn’t be
.
“Ahhh! I knew it would be you when I saw your equipment! I could spot that wind dragon armor a mile away! Oh, but why are you pointing your sword at me?”.
.
Silently, I lowered it . The driver was the owner of the Paw Armor Shop
.
Now, what was I supposed to do about all these wasted emotions?.