Translator: Mosstree
Chapter 35: "Beauty", Your Wig Fell
In the small square outside the Doraemon theme restaurant the last time, Qi Zhifan had suddenly appeared and interrupted the conversation between Wei Han and Chu Chuanyao. Then…then Wei Han’s hat had fallen off.
Oh G.o.d, Wei Han shook his head. Really can’t bear to look back ah!
The mishap that he’d caused, Wei Han had already explained to Chu Chuanyao. Chu Chuanyao didn’t think much about it. His understanding of “like” was very simple. He thought that Wei Han had taken care of him so much before was just liking him as a little brother.
Wei Han heard and couldn’t help but laugh. He shook his head and simply confessed, “Little Yao, your way of thinking is really pure. Actually…actually, I’m gay.”
“……”
Chu Chuanyao was silent. He needed to properly digest this matter.
“In the past, I’d always thought I liked you. But after returning from the training, I discovered that I didn’t like you like this. Little Yao, if you don’t mind, we can still be friends.”
“…Yeah, okay.” Chu Chuanyao smiled.
“Really?” Wei Han was silly. Unexpectedly, he accepted so quickly? He thought Chu Chuanyao would take a few days. After all, in this life, he was a little straight guy and had been so attached to women before.
“Uh-huh. Even though I still can’t understand this kind of feeling, but Big Brother Wei, you’re an honest person, the things you make are delicious, and you’ve helped me so much. I don’t want to lose you as a friend.”
After hearing this, Wei Han also laughed. “Little Yao, you can’t give up hope on love. What if you meet someone you like one day? At that time, tell me. I’d definitely help you as much as possible to pursue.”
“Ai, let’s talk about this later.”
After the call with Chu Chuanyao, Wei Han was already thoroughly clear on his feelings toward Little Yao. However, toward his own family’s “little brother” Qi Zhifan, Wei Han couldn’t sort it out at all.
Flipping through the “Odd Trouble Grievances Record” at night, Wei Han recalled the little details and was unaware that he was always laughing foolishly.
But once he remembered that day when he took the initiative to go visit him, and Qi Zhifan’s light and indifferent, completely emotionless “brother” suddenly reverberated in his ears, Wei Han’s heart was seized.
Wei Han couldn’t help but tightly clench his palm, but still didn’t think of giving up.
After the three-month training, Wei Han and the others took a two-week break before facing the final exam. It included a written exam, interview, physical fitness and psychological quality a.s.sessment, and so on. The qualified trainees who met the above standards were ranked from high to low according to their comprehensive score, and then the final review was conducted.
Although the process was very difficult, and Wei Han was far inferior to Jiang Chengrui in terms of physical fitness performance, but he still barely pa.s.sed.
After Qi Zhifan obtained his master’s degree in law, he was currently studying business. And Chu Chuanyao, who was studying financial management, still had two years to graduate. Unlike them, Wei Han entered the police force and started the entry-level internship.
From Wei Han’s cla.s.s, some went to the criminal police team to learn how to handle cases and some went to the patrol team. These patrol teams would do car patrols whenever there’s nothing else. When they receive a 110 instruction, they would rush to the scene. If they’re unable to mediate it after three minutes, they would bring them back to the local police station and hand them over. Wei Han and Jiang Chengrui together settled a lot of miscellaneous disputes at the local police station.
For this reason, Wei Han and Jiang Chengrui talked it over, and in order to more conveniently facilitate actions later, the two would rent an apartment in the vicinity.
“Han-han, Fan-fan had already moved out before. I didn’t expect that now you would also want to go live outside. Ai, afterwards, your Uncle Qi and I would really become empty nesters.”
When Mother Wei helped pack his clothes in the evening, she was a bit reluctant to part with her son. It seemed like, in the blink of an eye, Wei Han had truly grown up.
Wei Han helped Mother Wei to sit down, ma.s.saging her shoulders and smiling. “Mom, rest a.s.sured. I promise that when I have the time, I will come back to see you.”
Mother Wei shook her head and disagreed, “You’d be frequently on duty. When would you have the time to come home? It’s a bit more reliable if I go see you. Han-han, when you suddenly said you wanted to be a police officer, you made me jump in fright. But now…ai, can you not be on the police patrol? That way, it’d be a little easier on you ah.”
“It’s part of being a young man.” Wei Han hadn’t said anything yet when Qi Hao to the side said with a smile. Then, he took hold of Mother Wei and comforted, “Ying-ying, this is also very good. It allows Little Han to learn some more things.”
“Okay, okay, anyways, I also can’t outtalk you guys. Han-han, you need to take good care of yourself when you’re alone outside,” Mother Wei urged again.
“Yeah, I will. You don’t have to worry.”
“In fact, you’re so virtuous, I also know that I don’t need to worry. Ai, I’m a bit distressed about the housework afterwards.”
Wei Han: “……”
Mom, have you always treated me as free labor ah?
Downstairs in the neighborhood district, Qi Zhifan had been standing for a while, his eyes staring up at his own family’s window. He kept thinking about Wei Han in his mind. That fool really became a police officer. Such dangerous work, what if something bad happened? What then?
Wei Han and Jiang Chengrui served as probationary police officers. Although they had police badges, but during the first year of the internship, the badges worn on their shoulders were not one bar and one pip, but two chevrons. Police officer certificates would also temporarily not be issued, and of course, they were not allowed to carry guns.
“Little Wei, why do you always wear a hat? Now that we’re inside, hurry and take it off,” Lu Pengda found it strange and said. This was the official police officer looking after Wei Han and Jiang Chengrui.
Everyone who knew him all knew that Sergeant Lu had always been no-nonsense and was specially very stern and tough on the new recruits.
“Leader Lu, I, this…” Wei Han stammered, a little hesitant.
“Take it off!” Sergeant Lu shouted.
This cold shout frightened Wei Han and he immediately took off the police cap. That bald forehead was laid bare like that. Sergeant Lu saw this and his face instantly darkened.
“Wei Han! You’re too unorganized and undisciplined. There are grooming regulations prohibiting bald heads!” Sergeant Lu berated.
Wei Han simply wanted to cry without tears, and immediately shook his head. “Leader Lu, I’m not bald ah. You touch it. There’s still a bit of black stubble. They’re trying hard to grow.”
“Bald heads must wear wigs, to avoid affecting the appearance of the city.”
Wei Han: “……”
Wei Han sent a text message to Qi Zhifan, but he never replied. He summoned up the courage to call him, but it was always the phrase: “h.e.l.lo. The phone you’ve dialed was temporarily unanswered. Please call again later.” …Even QQ and WeChat also failed to make contact Qi Zhifan, and this situation continued for a week.
Wei Han wanted to cry ah. Odd Trouble wouldn’t have added him to the blacklist, right?
Also, what had he done wrong? Wasn’t it just not letting Qi Zhifan kiss him? At worst, just let him kiss again and come back.
No! Wei Han felt that he couldn’t sit idly by and had to go visit him again.
In Wei Han and Jiang Chengrui’s shared apartment the next day, the day had just dawned when Wei Han was already up and busy.
He made a proper breakfast, but also specially packed rice porridge in the insulated lunch boxes to bring to Qi Zhifan. Later, Wei Han found the two bags loaded with small cakes and biscuits that Song Bohao had just sent yesterday.
Because Wei Han and Jiang Chengrui were now probationary police officers with heavy workloads, they had long since quit their job at the dessert shop. Jiang Chengrui also didn’t have so many part-time jobs.
When he had free time on the weekend, store manager Song Bohao would come to see them and bring a lot of desserts from the shop.
Hearing the noise from the kitchen, the still in bed Jiang Chengrui yawned several times. “Silly…Silly Han, what time is it now? Why did you get up so early?”
“Oh, I’m going to make a trip in a moment. Sorry for waking you up, Little Jiang.”
Jiang Chengrui waved his hand. “Hey, it’s nothing. Where are you going?”
Wei Han blanked for a moment. “Uh, going home.”
” I remember that you just went back a few days ago.”
“My…my mom missed me and told me to go back again,” Wei Han explained dryly.
Jiang Chengrui narrowed his eyes and thought something was odd. But seeing Wei Han unwilling to say more, he also didn’t feel like asking more. “Alright.”
He would be on duty at noon, so Wei Han simply wore his uniform and went over to Qi Zhifan’s place. Butler Sun smiled and came out to greet him.
“Apologies, Young Master Wei. Young Master Qi isn’t in.”
“……” Wei Han’s mouth twitched and didn’t say anything. Wasn’t this clearly trying to dupe him? This early in the morning, if he said that Qi Zhifan hadn’t woken up yet, then he’s more likely to believe him.
“Uncle Sun, is Qi Zhifan determined not to see me?”
“This…” Butler Sun was a little startled, almost being unable to maintain the smiling expression on his face. “I’m also not quite sure.”
Wei Han also didn’t want to make things difficult for Butler Sun. Realizing that Qi Zhifan was deliberately hiding himself, he put down the things he’d brought and then left in disappointment.
Qi Zhifan watched Wei Han’s every move through the monitoring system, especially looking at the body clad in a police uniform, the inside of his eyes pulsed with a thread of desire. He really wanted to overwhelm this little police officer and mercilessly f.u.c.k him!
Wei Han had made a help post on the same-s.e.x dating website the last time. When Wei Han logged in again, in addition to the concerned messages and follow up comments, there were also a lot of private messages.
Wei Han clicked to look, and it turned out to be from the same person. In line with picking up soap expressions, the content was similarー
【I want to know you】
【I really want to know you】
【I really, really want to know you】
【I definitely want to know you】
Wei Han felt a burst of speechlessness when he saw this. This really was a weirdo.
And the guy with this ID, “Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot”, his picture was actually a close-up of his crotch, that terrible, big bulge that made Wei Han feel a burst of numbness when he saw it. Too f.u.c.king p.o.r.nographic ah!
Stomach Very Hot Very Hot Ah【Dude, before trying to hook up with me, can you change your picture to be a bit cleaner?】
Not long after Wei Han sent this out, who knew, the other person actually responded back seconds later.
Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot 【Okay, changed.】
After Wei Han refreshed, he took a look. He’d changed it to a big cuc.u.mber.
Stomach Very Hot Very Hot Ah【. . . . . . Uh, dude, I don’t think we can communicate properly. Goodbye.】
Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot【Wait, it’s hard for us to be brought together by fate. I only want to make friends with you】
Stomach Very Hot Very Hot Ah【Sorry, I think you found the wrong person. Bro’s not interested in you. Besides, I’m completely unable to make sense of why you’d think we’re brought together by fate?】
Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot【Our IDs are very similar. The number of words are the same. It seems like we’re all people hit with the lack of “hot”】
Wei Han: “……”
What the h.e.l.l ah? This person had a problem with his head! f.u.c.k, he wouldn’t have run into a mental case, right?
Stomach Very Hot Very Hot Ah【Uh, this Mr. “Six Hot”, let’s say bye-bye】
Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot【Stomach Hot, the next time you meet your brother, you must forcibly kiss him!】
“……”
f.u.c.k, what was this situation? Wei Han stared at the screen before him and didn’t reply. He only thought that today he’d definitely become tangled up with a mental case.
In S City’s Northern District, recently, there were frequent reports that once it was evening, there’d inevitably be perverts and thieves mixed in the streets near the Northern District, often targeting single women in their twenties.
“Little Wei, Little Jiang, get ready for an operation tonight.”
After a few days of investigation, Sergeant Lu decided to take Wei Han and Jiang Chengrui on an operation.
“Yes,” Wei Han and Jiang Chengrui said in unison.
Sergeant Lu nodded. Suddenly, he looked at Wei Han with some other deep meaning. “Little Wei, you’ll be wearing a wig tonight.”
“Ah?”
Wei Han temporarily didn’t understand. When he understood it, he’d already been forced to change into women’s clothing.
Jiang Chengrui looked up and down at the dolled up, head with enchanting curls Wei Han, and couldn’t help but give a thumbs up. “Not bad. Silly Han, you really can be married off.”
The praise made Wei Han almost want to spit out a mouthful of blood!
So on the street, a long-haired, fluttering beauty appeared in the bustling crowd. The beauty stepped in high heels and was wearing a conspicuous red skirt. But the beauty seemed a little shy. She kept her head down, not knowing what she was thinking about.
At this moment, Wei Han was so embarra.s.sed and ashamed, he almost wanted to drop dead. However, he also encouraged and consoled himself: this was the first time he’s catching a thief. He must not mess up! And ‘a leader can submit or can stand tall as required’. He was also a newcomer, so it’s unavoidable that he’d suffer some small grievances and have to sacrifice himself a little. No matter how uncomfortable it was, he also must act as the “bait” and lead the snake out of its hole.
Suddenly, Wei Han’s face changed. He felt that behind him, there was a person continuously staring at him.
Heheh, didn’t expect the pervert would take the bait so quickly.
Separated by a distance from Wei Han, the “pervert” following him was…Qi Zhifan.
From Pei Yuyang’s mouth, he’d learned that Wei Han and Jiang Chengrui’s first task was to catch a thief. He feared that something would happen to Wei Han, that fool. Somewhat worried, Qi Zhifan came and followed him.
The crux was, reportedly, Wei Han was disguised in women’s clothes…
In order to not let Wei Han discover him, Qi Zhifan changed his clothes and also wore a hat and sungla.s.ses. As he walked, he also noticed the strangeness of the surroundings. Obviously, there were plainclothes policemen lurking around. Also, not far from him, a genuine pervert was furtively catching up to Wei Han.
After a while, Wei Han walked to a relatively remote place and felt something was a little wrong. There seemed to be more than one person behind him. Could it be that the pervert had an accomplice?
Secretly squeezing his palm, Wei Han considered that it would be impossible to catch two at once, so he should at least suppress one first, and the remaining person could be handled by Leader Lu and Little Jiang.
Quicker than words could tell, Wei Han suddenly turned around and rushed toward the figure in the rear. He sent a few flying kicks, but unexpectedly, the other side blocked them with his arm, and he didn’t hit any vital parts.
Wei Han was slightly surprised. Strange, this pervert seemed to very capable in fighting, but also his figure inexplicably seemed a bit familiar? But he didn’t have time to think more. He gritted his teeth and used his head to fiercely b.u.t.t the other’s stomach. Taking advantage of the other person’s short moment of absentmindedness, he threw himself on him and they both fell down. With a “click,” Wei Han handcuffed this man.
“Don’t move!”
“You’ve made a lot of progress,” Qi Zhifan hooked his lips and sneered. He took off his sungla.s.ses and looked straight at Wei Han sitting on his body.
“……”
Wig fallen, the skirt-wearing “bald head” Wei Han was thoroughly petrified.