"Well, then, sar, who shall be the first person I must bring before you?"
No reply.
"Well, Mr. Mole, name somebody," said Monday, in his most insinuating manner.
Mole"s only reply was a dissenting growl.
"No."
"Will you, Mr. Harkaway, sar?" he said.
"Well, I will if you like--suppose that we call upon your friend, Sunday?"
"Very good, sar."
And then he set to work.
A walking stick served him as a wand, and this he waved three times slowly and majestically, while he repeated in solemn tones this singular legend--
"Hokus-pokus, popalorum, Stickstun, stickstun, c.o.c.kalorum jig."
Thereupon the curtain went back, and lo! Sunday appeared sitting upon a throne of state, robed in a long crimson mantle, which made him look like an emperor.
It was a most dignified tableau, or it would have been, but for the long clay pipe the darkey held in his mouth and the pewter pot he carried in his hand.
"Ladies and gemmen," said Monday, "dat is our ole friend, dressed as de Empyroar Charleymane."
"Bravo, bravo!"
Even Mr. Mole laughed.
The curtain closed over this dignified and historical representation.
"Now," said d.i.c.k Harvey, "let us see some of our live Stock."
"Yes, yes," said young Jack; "show us Nero."
"And Mike."
Monday bowed.
Then back went the curtain, and there sat Nero, the monkey, on the throne just vacated by the emperor "Charleymane," and at his feet stood the bold poodle Mike wagging his tail.
Nero appeared to understand what was required of him, and he sat motionless as a statue for a while, but before long the peculiar nervous irritation to which monkeys appear to be subject attacked him, and he began a series of spasmodic researches in natural history all over his ribs.
"Nero"s making up for lost time," said young Jack; "look how he is getting to work."
Nero was indeed scratching away furiously.
"There"s diligence," laughed young Jack; "now he"s busy."
And then he broke off into the following appropriate s.n.a.t.c.h--
"He"ll catch the flee--he"ll catch the flee-- He"ll catch the fleeting hour."
Down went the curtain.
There was a general laugh at this.
"When we asked you to show us the live stock," said d.i.c.k Harvey, "you took us too literally, Monday."
"Yah, yah!"
"You must learn to draw the line somewhere."
Monday here rapped the ground with his wand to secure attention.
Silence having been gained, he addressed them thus--
"Before we leave dis part of de entertainment," he said, "I conclude de exhibition of one more animal. For reasons dat I need not mention, I shall leave you to guess at de name of dis animal. It is a small animal dat lives on wums."
"Wums?"
"Yes."
"What are they?"
"On wums, scriggley wums and insects, and burrows in the earth."
"Why, dear me," said young Jack, innocently, "that must be a mole."
Before a word could be said, back went the curtain, and Nero was discovered walking upon a pair of wooden stilts.
He staggered about like a man in liquor, and made everyone yell again at the quaint manner in which he had hit off Mr. Mole"s movements.
"Whatever has he got on his head?" said someone.
Mole shivered.
He guessed.
Guessed; alas, he was but too sure.
Nero put all his doubts at rest by making a graceful bow and removing his wig instead of a hat.
The wig!
Yea; the identical wig which Mr. Mole had left behind him in his precipitate flight from the conjuror"s.