"What are you thinking about, Jack!" asked Harry, a day or two after.
"About old Mole."
"What about him?"
"Why, we haven"t had a good lark with him since we left Ma.r.s.eilles."
"True."
"The old man will get rusty if we don"t wake him up a little."
"Well, what is your idea?"
"Haven"t any at the present; but something will turn up."
And something did turn up that very day.
Now it should be known that Mole, although he pa.s.sed the greater time with his old friends, had taken a small cottage close by so that he might not entirely wear out their hospitality.
He generally slept there, but spent his days with the Harkaways.
Jack and Harry called upon the old man, and were admitted to his presence, as he was putting the finishing touches to his toilet.
This consisted in anointing his bald head with some wonderful fluid, warranted to produce a luxuriant growth of hair.
This gave the youths an idea, and having invited him to dinner, they departed to carry out their joke.
All pa.s.sed off pleasantly during the evening, but Jack and Harry were absent about an hour. During that time they procured access to Mole"s premises, and having emptied his bottle of hair restorer, filled the phial with liquid glue, after which they returned to the house.
"I must go early," said Mr. Mole, rising. "I have to attend court as a juryman in the morning."
"Then you won"t be able to dress your hair properly," said Jack.
"Oh, yes; I shall put on a good dose before I leave home, that will last till evening," replied Mole.
He went home, but overslept himself, and had to dress in a hurry.
Mole had got to the door, when he remembered the hair restorer, and going back, applied a plentiful dose with a sponge.
He reached the court very hot.
By that time the glue had set, and he found he could not remove his hat.
"Isaac Mole!" shouted the official who was calling the jury.
"Here!" replied Mole, as he rushed to the box.
A murmur of astonishment was heard.
"Hats off in court!" shouted the usher.
"Really, I----"
"Everyone must be uncovered in court."
"But, I a.s.sure you, I can"t----"
"Are you a Quaker?" demanded the judge.
"No; but I wish to explain that I kept my hat on because----"
"I can not listen to any excuse except the one I mentioned. Take off your hat instantly."
"But I say I kept it on because----"
"This is intolerable. Do you mean to insult the court! Take your hat off instantly, or I will fine you for contempt."
"Well, I must say it"s hard I can"t say a word."
"You are fined five pounds, and if you don"t remove your hat----"
"I want to explain."
"Officer, remove that man"s hat."
The tipstaff approached Mole and hit the offending hat with his stick, but it did not move.
Then he struck it harder, and the crown went in.
"This is too bad!" screamed Mole.
But the tipstaff was wroth, and picking up a large law book smashed it flat.
This was too much for Mole.
"You mutton-headed idiot, if you and the judge had a particle of sense, you would know that I did not remove my hat, because I couldn"t. It is glued on."
Mole, however, was led away in custody and a fresh juryman sworn.
But Jack and Harry, who had been highly amused spectators, thought the joke had gone far enough, so they tipped a solicitor through whom an explanation was made, and Mole was released. He also got off serving on the jury.
They left the court together.
But another surprise was in store for them.
"How are you, gentlemen?" said a very familiar voice, and, lo! Figgins the orphan stood before them.