"I have a fancy to turn Turk, and I want my head shaved," explained Mr.
Figgins, nervously; "pray be careful, since I"m only a poor orphan, who----"
Before he had time to finish his sentence, he found himself wedged into a chair with a towel under his chin.
The next moment his head, under the energetic manipulation of the operator, was a creamy ma.s.s of lather.
"Be sure and don"t cut my head off," murmured the orphan, as he watched the razor flashing to and fro along the strop.
"Your servant will not disturb the minutest pimple," said the barber.
With wonderful celerity, the artist went to work.
In less than two minutes the cranium of Mark Antony Figgins was as smooth and dest.i.tute of hair as a bladder of lard.
Then followed the process of shampooing, which was very soothing to the orphan"s feelings.
At length, the operation being completed, the barber bade the orphan put on his hat--which from the loss of his hair went over his eyes and rested on his nose--and left the shop.
His friends--the mob and the dogs--had waited for him outside very patiently.
If his appearance had been interesting before, their interest was now greatly increased.
A loud shout welcomed him, and he proceeded along the street under difficulties, holding his hat in one hand, with the crowd at his heels.
Straight to the bazaar he went.
Here he found a venerable old Turkish Jew, who seemed to divine by instinct what he wanted.
"Closhe, shignor, closhe," he cried in broken English. "Shtep in and take your choice."
Before the bewildered orphan knew where he was, he found himself in the interior of Ibrahim"s emporium.
Here a profusion of garments were displayed before his eyes.
Having no preference for any particular colour, he took what the Jew pressed upon him.
In a short time his costume was complete, consisting of a pair of ample white trousers, and a blue shirt, surmounted by a crimson vest, secured at the waist by a purple sash, and on his feet a pair of yellow slippers of Morocco leather.
The turban alone was wanting.
"Be sure and let me have a good big turban," urged Mr. Figgins.
Ibrahim a.s.sured him that he should have one as big as he could carry, and he kept his word.
Unrolling a great many yards of stuff, he formed a turban of enormous dimensions of green and yellow stripe, which he placed upon the head of his customer.
"Shall I do? Do I look like a native Turk?" asked the latter, after he had put on his things.
"Do?" echoed the Jew, exultingly. "If it ish true dat de closhe makes de man, you vill do excellent vell, and de people vill not now run after you."
Mr. Figgins having settled his account with the Hebrew clothier, and paid just three times as much as he ought to have done, went out again with considerable confidence, looking as gaudy in his mixture of bright colours as a macaw.
"No one will dare to jeer at me now," he persuaded himself.
But he was mistaken.
Hardly had he taken a half dozen steps when his brilliant costume attracted great notice.
"What a splendid Turk!" cried some.
"Who is that magnificent bashaw?" asked others, as he strutted past.
No one knew, and upon a nearer examination it was seen that the "splendid Turk" and "magnificent bashaw" was no Turk at all.
Indignation seized upon those who had a moment before been filled with admiration.
"Impostor, unbelieving dog!" shouted the enraged populace. "He is an accursed Giaour, in the dress of a follower of the Prophet."
At this, a fierce yell rose upon the air.
"Down with the wretch!"
"Tear him to pieces!"
"Let him be impaled!" cried the mult.i.tude.
With these dire threats, the angry crowd rushed towards Mr. Figgins, headed by a short, fat Turk, who was particularly indignant.
The luckless orphan, anxious to avoid the terrible doom that was threatening him, rushed away in an opposite direction.
The Turks are not, as a rule, remarkable for swift running.
Mr. Figgins, whose pace was quickened by the dreadful prospect of a stake through his body, would have easily distanced them.
But unfortunately, his green and yellow striped turban, dislodged from its position, fell--as his hat had previously done--over his eyes, and almost smothered him.
He tugged away at it as he ran, in order to get rid of it.
But all he succeeded in doing was to loosen one of the ends.
Gradually the turban began to unwind itself, the end trailing on the ground.
The Turk in pursuit caught up this end, and grasping it firmly, brought all his weight to bear upon the fugitive.
Suddenly the hapless Figgins began to feel strong symptoms of strangulation.
The next moment, a sharp jerk from the burly Turk pulled him to the ground.
But this saved him.