"If the fowl of which I am speaking does belong to you," he pursued, in stern and solemn tones, "I am sorry to tell you it has been the cause of a most unfortunate accident that might have proved fatal. I suppose you are well aware that cattle, poultry, and other domestic animals are required to be kept under proper control. If you will kindly step outside with me, I will show you what mischief has been done."
The woman, looking much concerned and a little frightened, followed Cadbury meekly to the scene of disaster. When she saw the lifeless chicken, she raised her hands in horror.
"Dear, dear, dear, sir! Why, it"s dead!"
"And it"s a very good thing, madam, for you and for all of us, that my friend here is not dead," said Cadbury reprovingly. "The chicken did not die until it had done its best to kill him. And also to wreck his machine! A bicycle is a very costly thing. Grey, my dear fellow, are you feeling a little better? You are sure no bones are broken?"
Cadbury"s voice was full of tender anxiety.
"I think not, thanks," responded Grey without moving.
"Dear, dear, dear, sir!" exclaimed the woman again. "Is there anything I can do for you? I"m sure I"m very sorry; I am that!"
"I"m sure you are," said Cadbury, softening towards her. "And we should be most unwilling to take proceedings, or anything like that, if we can only arrange things comfortably."
At mention of the word "proceedings", the woman grew visibly more uncomfortable. She pressed them to enter her cottage, and plied them with plum loaf and unripe gooseberries!
"You see, sir, I"m not so well up as I might be in law matters. Maybe you"re right, I won"t say. It"s hard to keep the chickens from straying, but I"ll mind "em better in future, for their sake and my own too. There"s n.o.body regrets the haccident more"n I do; but I"m a poor woman, and a fine would fall cruel "eavy on me!"
"I a.s.sure you, we wouldn"t be hard on you for anything," exclaimed Cadbury, still more kindly.
"You"re very good, sir. I don"t really "ardly know what to suggest, but would the chicken be of any service to you now?"
"The chicken! Well, I"m sure we can"t refuse that. What say you, Grey?"
"What on earth should we do with it?" muttered Grey.
"Ah, there is one little difficulty, but only a slight one. Would you add the small favour of roasting it for us, ma"am? We have no convenience for cooking it. We should then call the matter settled, and say no more about it."
"Thank you kindly, sir. I"ll roast it, and gladly. And where might I bring it to, sir?"
"Oh, my goodness!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed Grey under his breath. Cadbury considered a moment.
"I think it will be better to leave it to be called for," he said presently. "We shall probably send someone over next Wednesday."
The woman looked mildly surprised at the suggested interval, but only replied, "Very good, sir. Just when you please. It shall be ready. And this is to go no further?"
"Certainly not. I"m sure you have made all the amends in your power, and we are much obliged to you. Good afternoon! Come, Grey, do you feel as if you could make a start? Lean on my arm, and I will help you."
As the woman, grateful and relieved, closed her door, Grey gazed admiringly at his school-fellow.
"Cadbury, what a clever chap you are! I can"t think how you worked it.
But I say, what about fetching the thing? Who"s going to risk that?"
"You are."
"Me! What do you mean?"
"What I say. Aren"t you expecting to visit your G.o.dmother next Wednesday?"
"Yes; and what"s more, I must! She"d write and ask West why I didn"t turn up."
"Oh, you"ll turn up right enough! But you"ll run over here first."
"She lives bang in the opposite direction."
"Never mind. You"ll be an hour or so late for once. You must explain that you were--well, detained! She can make what she likes of that."
"Um! I don"t feel over sweet on the job."
"Possibly not; we can"t always do what we like. It"s your little part in the game. I"ve done mine for the present. You must hide the chicken away somehow and bring it home, and then I"ll have a second innings, and undertake all the risk."
[Ill.u.s.tration]
By this time the top of the hill was gained once more. Of course any idea of rejoining the paper-chase had to be given up, but a little brushing and beating made Grey respectable, and he and Cadbury rode home together, to confess to having lost the track, and to await the return of the pack, who, after a capital run, had eventually captured the hares at a most convenient spot--the door of a lemonade shop!
CHAPTER IV
A KNOCK AT THE WINDOW
By mutual agreement the story of the chicken was kept secret for the present, and the next three days pa.s.sed uneventfully, except to Jack, whose Sunday at home was no small event, though a weekly one. Lessons were just ended on the following Wednesday morning, and Cadbury was doing monitor"s work in the school-room when Grey sidled up to him.
"Hullo, Dapple-grey, you"re the culprit I was wanting. These are your things, aren"t they?"
"Yes; but I was just going to put them away. You mustn"t mark me!"
"You"ve not forgotten the little call you have to pay this afternoon?"
"I wanted to speak to you about that, Cadbury. It"s very difficult for me to do it, you know. What do you say--supposing we leave that chicken alone? I don"t want to go after it. And it"s my chicken, you know."
"Half of it," replied Cadbury. "You can leave your half behind if you like, but I want mine. I earned it by getting you out of your sc.r.a.pe.
Look here, Grey! Here are five--six articles belonging to you. I put six marks against your name, and that"s half-way to an imp., unless you do your duty towards that chicken."
"Oh, dash it! Well, what have I to do?"
"You can"t carve, can you?"
"Don"t know. "Spect so."
"No, I"m sure you can"t. It"s an art. I can. So that settles it. I must have the fowl first this evening; cut it up, and send on your portion to your bedroom. Let the March Hare fetch it. He"s a noiseless customer."
"That won"t do," said Grey. "Hallett wouldn"t allow it. Since that last pillow-fight, when his bolster knocked a can over and got soaked, he"s been awfully down on larks. He"s sworn to lick the first boy who opens the door after the gas is out--and he can do it, you know."
"Very well, I"ll send it _via_ the window," said Cadbury coolly. "All the same, I don"t think you"ll find Hallett"s above eating it. When you hear the chicken knock, open the window and let it in--that"s all."