"Will you please to send for the boat, sir? she"s almost out of sight."
"No, my lads, I can"t find king"s boats for such service."
"Then we had better go ourselves, Tom," said I, and we went forward to call the waterman, who was lying on his oars close to the frigate.
"Stop--stop--not so fast. Where are you going, my lads?"
"To pick up our boat, sir."
"Without my leave, heh?"
"We don"t belong to the frigate, sir."
"No; but I think it very likely that you will, for you have no protections."
"We can send for them, and have them down by to-morrow morning."
"Well, you may do so if you please, my lads; but you can not expect me to believe everything that is told me. Now, for instance, how long have you to serve, my lad?" said he, addressing Tom.
"My time is up to-morrow, sir."
"Up to-morrow. Why, then, I shall detain you until tomorrow, and then I shall press you."
"If you detain me now, sir, I am pressed to-day."
"Oh, no! you are only detained until you prove your apprenticeship, that"s all."
"Nay, sir, I certainly am pressed during my apprenticeship."
"Not at all, and I"ll prove it to you. You don"t belong to the ship until you are victualled on her books. Now I sha"n"t _victual_ you to-day, and therefore you won"t be _pressed_."
"I shall be pressed with hunger at all events," replied Tom, who never could lose a joke.
"No you sha"n"t; for I"ll send you both a good dinner out of the gun-room. So you won"t be pressed at all," replied the lieutenant, laughing at Tom"s reply.
"You will allow me to go, sir, at all events," replied I; for I knew that the only chance of getting Tom and myself clear was my hastening to Mr Drummond for a.s.sistance.
"Pooh! nonsense; you must both row in the same boat as you have done.
The fact is, my lads, I"ve taken a great fancy to you both, and I can"t make up my mind to part with you."
"It"s hard to lose our bread this way," replied I.
"We will find you bread, and hard enough you will find it," replied the lieutenant, laughing; "it"s like a flint."
"So we ask for bread, and you give us a stone," said Tom; "that"s "gainst Scripture."
"Very true, my lad; but the fact is, all the scriptures in the world won"t man the frigate. Men we must have, and get them how we can, and where we can, and when we can. Necessity has no law; at least it obliges us to break through all laws. After all, there"s no great hardship in serving the king for a year or two, and filling your pockets with prize-money. Suppose you volunteer?"
"Will you allow us to go on sh.o.r.e for half-an-hour to think about it?"
replied I.
"No. I"m afraid of the crimps dissuading you. But I"ll give you till to-morrow morning, and then I shall be sure of one at all events."
"Thanky for me," replied Tom.
"You"re very welcome," replied the first lieutenant, as, laughing at us, he went down the companion-ladder to his dinner.
"Well, Jacob, we are in for it," said Tom, as soon as we were alone.
"Depend upon it there"s no mistake this time."
"I am afraid not," replied I, "unless we can get a letter to your father, or Mr Drummond, who, I am sure, would help us. But that dirty fellow, who gave the lieutenant the hint, said the frigate sailed to-morrow morning; there he is, let us speak to him."
"When does the frigate sail!" said Tom to the master"s mate, who was walking the deck.
"My good fellow, it"s not the custom on board of a man-of-war for men to ask officers to answer such impertinent questions. It"s quite sufficient for you to know that when the frigate sails you will have the pleasure of sailing in her."
"Well, sir," replied I, nettled at his answer, "at all events you will have the goodness to pay us our fare. We have lost our wherry, and our liberty, perhaps, through you; we may as well have our two guineas."
"Two guineas! It"s two guineas you want, heh."
"Yes, sir, that was the fare we agreed upon."
"Why you must observe, my men," said the master"s mate, hooking a thumb into each armhole of his waistcoat, "there must be a little explanation as to that affair. I promised you two guineas as watermen; but now that you belong to a man-of-war, you are no longer watermen. I always pay my debts honourably when I can find the lawful creditors; but where are the watermen?"
"Here we are sir."
"No, my lads, you are men-of-war"s men now, and that quite alters the case."
"But we are not so yet, sir; even if it did alter the case, we are not pressed yet."
"Well, then, you"ll be to-morrow, perhaps; at all events we shall see.
If you are allowed to go on sh.o.r.e again, I owe you two guineas as watermen; and if you are detained as men-of-war"s men, why then you will only have done your duty in pulling down one of your officers. You see, my lads, I say nothing but what"s fair."
"Well, sir, but when you hired us we were watermen," replied Tom.
"Very true, so you were; but recollect the two guineas were not due until you had completed your task, which was not until you came on board. When you came on board you were pressed, and became men-of-war"s men. You should have asked for your fare before the first lieutenant got hold of you. Don"t you perceive the justice of my remarks?"
"Can"t say I do, sir; but I perceive there"s very little chance of our being paid," said Tom.
"You are a lad of discrimination," replied the master"s mate. "And now I advise you to drop the subject, or you may induce me to pay you "man-of-war fashion.""
"How"s that, sir?"
"Over the face and eyes, as the cat paid the monkey," replied the master"s mate, walking leisurely away.
"No go, Tom," said I, smiling at the absurdity of the arguments.
"I"m afraid it"s _no go_ in every way, Jacob. However, I don"t care much about it. I have had a little hankering after seeing the world, and perhaps now"s as well as an other time; but I"m sorry for you, Jacob."