John"s Wood, I called at the flat with the idea of asking Doria for a cup of tea. I also had in my pocket a letter from Jaffery which I thought might interest Adrian. The maid who opened the door informed me that her mistress was out. Was Mr. Boldero in? Yes; but he was working.
"That doesn"t matter," said I. "Tell him I"m here."
The maid did not dare disturb him. Her orders were absolute. She could not refuse to admit me, seeing that I was already in the hall; but she stoutly refused to announce me. I argued with the damsel.
"I may have business of the utmost importance with your master."
She couldn"t help it. She had her orders.
"But, my good Ellen," said I--the minx had actually been in our service a couple of years before!--"suppose the place were on fire, what would you do?"
She looked at me demurely. "I think I should call a policeman, sir."
"You can call one now," said I, "for I"m going to announce myself. Don"t tell me I"ll have to walk over your dead body first, for it won"t do."
I know it is not looked upon as a friendly act to interrupt a man in his work and to disregard the orders given to his servants, but I was irritated by all this Grand Llama atmosphere of mysterious seclusion.
Besides, I had been walking and felt just a little hot and dusty and thirsty, and I felt all the hotter, dustier and thirstier for my argument with Ellen.
"I"ll announce myself," I said, and marched to the door of Adrian"s study. It was locked. I rapped at the door.
"Who"s there?" came Adrian"s voice.
"Me. Hilary."
"What"s the matter?"
"I happen to be a guest under your roof," said I, with a touch of temper.
"Wait a minute," said he.
I waited about two. Then the door was unlocked and opened and I strode in upon Adrian who looked rather pale and dishevelled.
"Why the deuce," said I, "did you keep me hanging about like that?"
"I"m sorry," he replied. "But I make it a fixed rule to put away my work"--he waved a hand towards the safe--"whenever anybody, even Doria, wants to come into the room."
I glanced around the cheerless place. There were no traces of work visible. Save that the quill pens and blotting pad were inky, his library table seemed as immaculate, as unstained by toil, as it did on the occasion of my first visit.
"You needn"t have made all that fuss," said I. "I only dropped in for a second or two. I wanted to ask for a drink and to show you a letter from Jaffery."
"Oh, Jaffery!" He smiled. "How"s the old barbarian getting on?"
"Tremendously. He"s the guest of a Viceroy and living in sumptuousness.
Read for yourself."
I took from my pocket letter and envelope. Now I am a man who keeps few letters and no envelopes. The second post bringing Jaffery"s epistle had just arrived when I was leaving Northlands that morning, and it was but an accident of haste that the envelope had not been destroyed. I took the opportunity of tearing it up while Adrian was reading. With the pieces in my hand, I peered about the room.
"What are you looking for?" he asked.
"Your waste-paper basket."
"Haven"t got such a thing."
I threw my litter into the grate.
"Why?"
"I"m not going to pander to the curiosity of housemaids," he replied rather irritably.
"What do you do with your waste paper, then?"
"Never have any," he said, with his eyes on Jaffery"s letter.
"Good Lord!" I cried. "Do you pigeon-hole bills and money-lenders"
circulars and second-hand booksellers" catalogues and all their wrappers?"
He folded up the letter, took me by the arm and regarded me with a smile of forced patience.
"My dear Hilary, can"t you ever understand that this room is just a workshop and nothing else? Here I think of nothing but my novel. I would as soon think of conducting my social correspondence in the bathroom. If you want to see the waste-paper basket where I throw my bills and unanswered letters from d.u.c.h.esses, and the desk--I share it with Doria--where I dash off my brilliant replies to money-lenders, come into the drawing-room. There, also, I shall be able to give you a drink."
My eyes, following an unconscious glance from his, fell upon a new and hitherto unnoticed object--a little table, now startlingly obvious, in a corner of the all but unfurnished room, bearing a tray with half full decanter, syphon and gla.s.s.
"You"ve got all I want here," said I.
"No. That"s mere stimulant. _Sapit lucernam_. It has a horrible flavour of midnight oil. There"s not what you understand by a drink in it. Let"s get out of the accursed hole."
He dragged me almost by force into the drawing-room, where he entertained me courteously. It was curious to observe how his manner changed in--I have to use the Boldero jargon--in the different atmosphere. He expounded the qualities of his whisky--a present from old man Jornicroft, a rare blend which just a few "merchantates" (Barbara"s word, he declared, was delicious) in Glasgow and Dundee and here and there a one in the City of London were able to procure. In its flavour, said he, lurked the mystery of strange and barbaric names. He showed me a Bonington water colour which he had picked up for a song. On enquiry as to the signification of a song as a unit of value, I learned that since eminent tenors and divas had sung into gramophones, the standard had appreciated.
"My dear man," he laughed, in answer to my protest. "I can afford it."
For the quarter of an hour that I spent with him in his own drawing-room, he was quite the old Adrian. I drove to Paddington Station under the influence of his urbanity. But in the train, and afterwards at home, I was teased by vague apprehensions. Hitherto I had loosely and playfully qualified his methods of work as lunatic, without a thought as to the exact significance of the term. Now a horrible thought hara.s.sed me. Had I been precise without knowing it?
Novelists may have their little idiosyncrasies, and the privacy of their working hours deserves respect; but none I have ever heard of are such fearful wildfowl as to need the precautions with which Adrian surrounded himself. Why should he put himself under lock and key? Why should he not allow human eye to fall, even from the distance prescribed by good manners, upon his precious ma.n.u.script? Why need he use care so scrupulous as not to expose even torn up bits of rough draft to the ancillary publicity of a waste-paper basket? Soundness of mind did not lie that way. The terms in which he alluded to his book were not those of a sane man filled with the joy of his creation. None of us, not even Doria, knew how the story was progressing. He had signed a contract with an American editor for serialisation to begin in July. Here we were in the middle of May, and not a page of ma.n.u.script had been delivered.
Doria told Barbara that the editor had been cabling frenziedly. How much of the story was written? I recalled his wild talk at Easter about putting into the novel the whole of human life. I had jested with him, calling it a megalomaniac notion. But suppose, unwittingly, I had been right? I thought of the ghastly name physicians give to the malady and shivered.
Suddenly, a day or two afterwards, came news that, to some extent, relieved my mind.
While the Bolderos were at breakfast, a cable arrived from the Editor.
It ran: "Unless half of ma.n.u.script is delivered to-day at London Office will cancel contract." Adrian read it, frowned and handed it to Doria.
It seems that in all business matters she had his confidence.
"Well, dear?" she said, looking up at him.
He broke out angrily. "Did you ever hear such amazing insolence? I give this pettifogging tradesman the privilege of publishing my novel in his rubbishy periodical and he dares to dictate terms to me! Half a novel, indeed! As if it were half a bale of calico. The besotted fool! As well ask a clock-maker to deliver half a clock."
"Argument by a.n.a.logy is rather dangerous," she said gently, seeking to turn aside his wrath with a smile. "It"s not quite the same thing. Can"t you give him something to go on with?"
"I can, but I won"t. I"ll see him d.a.m.ned first." He turned to the maid and demanded a telegraph form.