V. HOW MONKEY MANAGE ANNANCY.
One day Mr. Annancy an" his wife sat under a tree an" don"t know that Mr. Monkey was on the tree. Mr. Annancy say to his wife:--"You know I really want little fresh." The wife say to Annancy:--"What kind a fresh?"
"How you mean, me wife, fe ax me dat question? Any meat at all. Me wife, you know wha" we fe do. Make we get a banana barrel an" lay it on de bed, make him favour one man, so get white sheet an" yap him up from head to foot, an" sen" go call Bro"er Cow, Bro"er Monkey, Bro"er Sheep, Bro"er Goat an" Bro"er Hog. An" when them come we mus" put all the strange friend them inside de house an" den you fe stay inside de room wi" dem."
Now Bro"er Annancy send fe all his friend, Sheep, Goat, Hog, Monkey.
Cow was the minister.
When they come to Annancy yard they met him was crying.
Parson Cow say:--"Don"t cry so much, my good friend, because it is the all a we road."
Annancy say:--"Ah, ah! Bro"er Cow, you no know the feeling me have fe me one puppa. Bro"er Cow, as you is the parson, take you frien" in, you will see de ole man "pon bed."
During this time Mrs. Annancy was inside the room. The Reverend Cow went in to raise up the sheet.
Mrs. Annancy say:--"No; me husban" say n.o.body fe look on the ole man face till in the morning."
So Cow don"t rist.
Mr. Monkey who hear all what Annancy was saying, he an" his wife wouldn" go in the house.
Mr. Annancy say:--"Bro"er Monkey, go inside. Go see the last of the ole man."
Monkey say:--"No, Bro"er Annancy, me sorry fe you too much. If a go in dere a we cry whole a night."
"No, Bro"er Monkey, go in, go keep them other one company for you are me nearest frien"."
Monkey never go.
He has to left Monkey, for Monkey was too clever for him.
An" by that time Mr. Annancy hid his cutla.s.s back of his door well sharpen an" go in the house an" shut the door. It was the only door in the whole house, so he sat back of the door after lock it.
An" after, Bro"er Annancy ask Bro"er Cow to say a word of prayer.
During the praying Annancy was crying.
Hog with an old voice say:--"Keep up Mr. Annancy, keep up Mr.
Annancy."
He cry much the better.
The prayer was finish. Mr. Annancy ask Cow to raise a hymn.
The Cow commence with hundred a de hymn, hundred a de page.
[Music:
Me gullen ho St. John, me gullen ho St. John, me see the last to-day ya, me see the last, puppa gone.]
Bro"er Annancy want fe kill Parson Cow, begin with a big confusion, say that him don"t like that hymn.
During this time his door was well lock, an" same time Bro"er Annancy draw his cutla.s.s an" raise a fight, say that him don"t like that hymn.
An" the poor friend them didn" have anything to fight. He kill the whole of them.
In the morning Monkey laugh, say:--"Bro"er Annancy, If me min come in a you house you would a do me the same."
Annancy say "No."
Him give Monkey a piece of the meat.
_Jack Mantora me no choose none._
NOTES.
=fresh=, fresh meat. In the country districts the only meat to be had as a rule is ancient salt beef out of a tub.
=favour=, look like. In some parts of England the word is still used in this sense.
=met him was crying=, found him crying.
=all a we.= All of us have to tread the road of death.
=one=, own.
=who hear=, who had heard previously when he was on the tree.
=cutla.s.s.= Every Negro carries one. It is used for every sort of purpose, but seldom murderously as here.
=old voice=, voice of simulated grief.
=much the better=, all the more.
=hundred a de=, hundredth.
=me gullen ho=, nonsense words.
=confusion=, quarrel.
=min=, been. If I had come in you would have done the same to me.